I was attacked by the evil general

Wei Ze turned his head away, put the noodle bowl on the table, and then said, "Yes, I don't like it."

These words were straightforward, and Kong Xiangyu suddenly felt a pang of breath in his chest.Wei Ze had never spoken to him like this before, and he said with a straight face: "Didn't you say that you like everything about me? You only like Bai Xiao, right?"

Wei Ze said, "That's not what I meant."

"Then what do you mean? It's fine for Bai Xiao to wear it, but I can't wear it?" Kong Xiangyu didn't know why he had to fight for this, obviously the Bai Xiao he was talking about was himself.

Seeing that he was angry, Wei Ze hurriedly took his hand, and said softly, "Brother, why do you insist on arguing like this? Bai Xiao is you, and you are Bai Xiao..."

"I'm not!" Kong Xiangyu shook off Wei Ze's hand, and said, "Bai Xiao is kind by nature, self-sacrificing for others, and I, Kong Xiangyu, are not so kind! You said you liked Bai Xiao, but I'm no longer who I was back then! "

After that, he frowned and wanted to leave.

Wei Ze grabbed his wrist and hugged him with his backhand.

Kong Xiangyu gambled and pushed and pushed, but Wei Ze hugged him tighter as he got more agitated.

"open!"

"Don't let it go." Wei Ze really couldn't understand it, but when his brother got angry, he had to apologize first: "It's my fault, brother, don't be angry with me, my heart will feel bad when you are angry with me."

Speaking of heart, Kong Xiangyu began to feel guilty.The palm of his shoving hand was right on Wei Ze's chest, where it was cold and calm, and it was the sin he had committed.

Kong Xiangyu lowered his head and said, "I just want you to like me more..."

Wei Ze is happy, he has never lost his love for Xiangyu. "I like it, I have always liked it."

Kong Xiangyu was frustrated, he said: "No, you like me because I am Bai Xiao, not because of me."

Wei Ze became more and more confused when he heard what he said, and argued, "But you are Bai Xiao."

Kong Xiangyu was speechless for a while, he didn't know how to explain to Wei Ze, so he could only say: "Then why don't you like me wearing this outfit? Why can't I wear it?"

Wei Ze sighed and explained, "This outfit always reminds me of your blood-covered appearance. I don't like it."

Kong Xiangyu paused, so it turned out to be the case?He quickly jolted off Wei Ze's body, laughed and said, "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding! You pretend I didn't say anything just now."

He was really going to die, thinking back on his reaction just now, he was like a jealous big girl!Why did he become like this when he met Wei Ze!Suddenly a boy's face flushed red.

He waved his hand, glanced at the noodles on the table, and hurriedly changed the subject: "Oh, you made noodles, I'll try it."

Before his buttocks sat down, he took two big mouthfuls with the chopsticks. He didn't want his face to freeze as soon as the noodles came into his mouth.This time it's not salty, but it's a bit bitter, and I don't know what this kid put in?

Seeing that he stopped eating half of it, Wei Ze asked hesitantly, "Isn't it delicious? I put some ginseng for you. Zong Yanqiu said that you need to nourish your body, otherwise you will always die soon after you are in bed." No……"

"Ahem..." Kong Xiangyu finally couldn't hold back, and sprayed most of his face in one mouthful.He blushed and said urgently: "Stop! Just tell me about this kind of thing, and tell him what!"

That boy Zong Yanqiu thinks he is the overlord when he thinks he is the overlord among the women, so let him try it with Wei Ze if he has the ability!He can survive for half an hour, and his Kong Xiangyu's name can be written upside down!

Of course, he just thought about this in his own mind, saying that he couldn't say it, otherwise Wei Ze would turn his face off and he wouldn't be able to handle it.

Wei Ze was happy, he moved the stool and sat down beside Kong Xiangyu, and then whispered against his ear: "You can't give brother medicine every time, can you?"

I think Wei Ze did this kind of immoral thing when he was neglected.

Kong Xiangyu's ears were red, and he ate the whole bowl of noodles in silence.He was really wronged, thinking that he was young and healthy, how could it be impossible!This kind of thing mainly depends on who you are with. If you have the ability to call Zong Yanqiu to compare with him, you don't know who is better than who.

After eating the noodles, I changed my clothes.Seeing that Kong Xiangyu was fine, Wei Ze immersed himself in writing his life and death book again.Kong Xiangyu looked at the blue notebook under Wei Ze's palm, and suddenly thought of Wei Ze who was a god in the dream.

It may be because of reading the storybook that I dreamed of such an unimaginable thing.Now that he wakes up, he can hardly remember many scenes in the dream, and only vaguely remembers the uncomfortable mood at that time.

He stood opposite Wei Ze, with his arms propped on the table, Wei Ze was seriously writing about the life and death of the common people.He couldn't help being curious, and suddenly asked, "Who is written on the first page of your book of life and death?"

Wei Ze paused, and replied without raising his head: "I don't know. Except for me who wrote the book of life and death, I originally recorded the changes of life and death by myself. Sometimes even if it is the same page, the content will change according to the situation."

Kong Xiangyu thought for a while. When he turned the page, he started directly from the middle. He really didn't read the first page.And when he looked through it earlier, he didn't see Wei Ze's name, so he thought it was normal for a ghost messenger to have no name.

But because of the dream just now, he was really curious.So he fiddled with Wei Ze's life and death book, and said, "Let me take a look, maybe your name is on the first page."

Wei Ze raised his eyebrows and said nothing, but he didn't come to stop him.He raised the pen in his hand and let Kong Xiangyu read it.

However, when the book was turned to the first page, someone else's name was recorded, just like when he was looking for his own name, Wei Ze's name was not on the book.

In fact, he knew Wei Ze's life before he was alive, but in his dream he saw Wei Ze write his name on Marriage, but he couldn't see who it was, so he wanted to see it with an itchy heart.

But nine times out of ten it should be Bai Xiao, but he just wanted to read it for no reason.

He put down the book of life and death, expressionless.The dream is just a dream after all, the main reason is that he thinks too much.

Wei Ze took the book of life and death, bowed his head and continued writing.

Kong Xiangyu sat on the table with his hands propped up, and looked at the person who wrote the book of life and death seriously.

There is a hole in Wei Ze's left earlobe, which is the trace left by the safety buckle before.However, the ear piercing looks a little irregular, as if it was pricked with a needle.At that time, the wound should be healed and it was not easy, and there was a not so obvious scar next to the ear hole.

After thinking about it, he still felt uncomfortable.No matter on Wei Ze or around Wei Ze, there are traces of his past life everywhere, except for his present Kong Xiangyu.

He looked at the pierced ear, getting closer and closer.Wei Ze had to stop writing again, he turned his head away, the tip of his handsome nose was right on Kong Xiangyu's breath, and his lips were separated by a finger.

Wei Ze turned his head slightly, kissed Kong Xiangyu's red lips, and said, "If my brother is looking at me like this, I'm afraid this book of life and death will have to be written another day."

"Don't, don't! Go on, go on." Kong Xiangyu withdrew half of his body, he and Wei Ze could be said to have been singing and dancing every night for the past two days, without restraint.If I go on, I'm afraid I'll really have to take medicine to survive, so I absolutely can't continue to indulge like this!

Although his current physical condition is a bit special, he is still a mortal after all, and he is definitely not comparable to the ghost king.

Wei Ze curled his lips into a chuckle, turned his head and continued to work.

Kong Xiangyu gesticulated Wei Ze's side face left and right, thinking that he must wear something of Kong Xiangyu's.But this person is handsome and evil, as if wearing nothing but the peace buckle with the sword tassel looks good.

It's a pity that the Ping An buckle given in the first life was broken, and the Ping An buckle given by the third life was given to Wei Ze as a token. Otherwise, Kong Xiangyu would also have the whole Ping An buckle?

Will Wei Ze feel that he has no new ideas?Sending it back and forth is full of safety buckles, and it is not a valuable thing.

He supported his palms, turned over and got off the table, and said to Wei Ze, "I'll go find Jin Bao and Zong Yanqiu."

Wei Ze responded, and he opened the door and went out.

Kong Xiangyu went to find Jin Bao first, and then asked Jin Bao to summon Zong Yanqiu and Feng Chi to discuss.He made a pot of good tea for the three ancestors, and then asked seriously, "Quickly help me to think about it, what do you think it would be better for me to give Wei Ze? Think about the whole token or something."

Zong Yanqiu lay lazily halfway on the grand teacher's chair, crossed one leg and said boldly: "That's not easy, wash yourself and lie down on the bed, it's worth more than any treasure."

Kong Xiangyu: "..."

After hearing this, Feng Chi glanced at Zong Yanqiu with disgust on his face, and then said, "Don't keep teaching Xiao Shan your flirtatious way, it's too good to be teaching all the children to you."

Kong Xiangyu nodded hurriedly, he was led astray by Zong Yanqiu!Thinking about Zhao Heng's past life, Zong Yanqiu had to take him to the brothel every three days.He just went there, seeing the beautiful girl, but he couldn't really fight with a real sword, and he almost made him sick back then!

Once Zong Yanqiu meets Feng Chi, the two have to argue. Sometimes it's not right or wrong, it's just that they don't like each other, so they have to talk more.

He put his two long legs on the round table, and said: "It is most appropriate to ask me, who has been here, for this kind of thing, unlike Mrs. Feng, who just stared at his brothers and daughters-in-law but failed to catch up."

Feng Chi slapped the table with a slap, and immediately shattered half of the round table. Even Jin Bao, who was sitting in the middle of the round table with his chin resting on his back, was blown away by the vigor.Jin Bao jumped to the other side with a familiar look, and then continued to drag his chin with his dragon claws, watching the two ghosts fight.

Feng Chi said loudly: "What do you know! It was entrusted to me by Xiaoshan's father, don't talk nonsense!"

Zong Yanqiu gracefully lowered the two legs crossed to the ground, and with a wave of his right hand, a bone whip appeared on his palm. His face was full of cynicism, clearly provocative.

Kong Xiangyu persuaded embarrassingly: "Don't get angry, both of you, and speak up if you have something to say."

However, this soft-spoken persuasion did not have any practical effect, Feng Chi still drew his long knife and looked at each other angrily.

Zong Yanqiu flicked the bone whip and flew up, colliding with Feng Chi's long knife clang sparks, and made a piercing weapon sound.

The long knife swung the bone whip away, and the orchid pot on the side of the hall was chopped off with the knife.The two shot left and right, jumping on the roof for a while, and smashing tables and chairs for a while.That posture is definitely not much better than when he cleaned up the grievances of all ghosts.

Kong Xiangyu and Jin Bao retreated to a safe corner and sat alone, and then the four eyes followed up and down and left and right.

About half an hour later, the four sat back at the round table, but the hall was dilapidated, and only half of the round table was left.A cracked tile trembled from the edge of the holed roof.

Kong Xiangyu took half a chicken feather from his head and threw it away, it must have been a crime in his previous life.The two ghosts fought, and they lost their weapons and used some things in the house, not even a feather duster.

He clasped his hands and put them on the table, calmly said: "Then, let's continue the topic just now, what are we getting?"

Zong Yanqiu wiped the knife mark on his cheek with his thumb, and his beautiful long hair was messed up like a chicken coop.He looked at Feng Chi and said angrily: "You let this Feng speak! So as not to say that I have spoiled you."

Feng Chi turned his head, half of his beard was pulled bald, and the other half was also in a state of fried hair.He coughed dryly, and said seriously: "Look for a place where plum blossoms are in full bloom. When the breeze blows like this, and the fragrance of the flowers smells like this, hey, the poetic and picturesque will come. Waiting for Mr. Wei to stop there, you are picking a plum blossom for you." He, any monsters and ghosts can be taken down by you."

Kong Xiangyu had never chased anyone before, he thought about what Feng Chi said seriously, and felt that Wei Ze really looked like a cold and coquettish plum blossom.

But just as this thought came to mind, Zong Yanqiu said: "You must be sick, where do you want my brother to find plum blossoms in the hot weather?"

Feng Chi frowned, and replied: "How do you talk, little bastard, do you understand poetry and painting?"

Zong Yanqiu: "Poetry! What kind of person do you think Mr. Wei is? Every time he encounters one or the other, several beds have collapsed." He paused, then turned to Said to Kong Xiangyu: "Why don't you give Mrs. Wei a bed, and find a stronger one, don't change the bed every three days."

Kong Xiangyu raised his sleeve and wiped his forehead. It would be a bit outrageous to say that he was on the bed. No matter how powerful Wei Ze is, he is not so powerful.Otherwise, with this posture, he would be gone before the bed collapsed.

But when it comes to the bed, the one he and Wei Ze slept on recently is indeed a little loose, and you can hear the sound when you turn over a little.How about buying a firmer bed?Carved golden nanmu?

Feng Chi was a bachelor when he was alive, and he never thought about such things after he died.His so-called promise of love between lovers has always been based on the fact that he wants to give Xiaoshan Niang.

But as for any normal person, who would send her to a lover's bed without incident?Is there such a thing as a token of love?

The two argued for a long time, and Jin Bao couldn't stand it anymore. He said to Kong Xiangyu: "I think it's better, you can just ask Mr. Wei what you want, and then you can buy it after asking."

Kong Xiangyu waved his hand, and said with great confidence: "Forget it, I want to ask him, and he definitely said that he only wants me."

Zong Yanqiu spread his palms and said, "Look, what I said, it's best to just wash it and lie down on the bed."

Feng Chi said impassionedly: "Let's go, what the hell, you can only think about this kind of thing when you see the sky, can you have some kindness. Look at Xiaoshan, he is pure and ascetic, is he such a person?"

Kong Xiangyu felt a little guilty when he heard that, did Uncle Feng have a good impression of him?He is not so pure-hearted, he is also very good in bed...

Jin Bao is relatively rational, and he said with a serious face: "I think otherwise, Xiangyu went to buy a special set of clothes, and Mr. Wei couldn't help it when he saw it. Isn't it similar to a token of love?" What do you mean?"

Kong Xiangyu supported his forehead with sweat, he always felt that this discussion was developing in a strange direction.

Suddenly the half-broken door behind him was knocked twice. Wei Ze came in with a vicious look, looked at the dilapidated hall and asked the people sitting in a circle: "What are you guys talking about?"

After a pause, the two ghosts except Kong Xiangyu replied in unison: "Go to bed."

Kong Xiangyu: "..."

Wei Ze: "..."

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