I was attacked by the evil general

The two walked through the mountain path, and suddenly the road became much wider. At this time, the sky also darkened, illuminating the mountain forest in a dim yellow.

Wei Ze pointed to an inn not far away, and said, "Let's stay here tonight."

Kong Xiangyu looked along Wei Ze's fingers, and there really was an inn.It's just that the inn looks dilapidated, and the buildings are all made of wood, which doesn't look very strong.If it weren't for the plaque of the inn hanging at the door, I really wouldn't be able to tell.

Wei Ze said: "This was originally an official road, and there were many merchants coming and going, but later the robbers became too rampant and appeared frequently, so this official road was abandoned."

"So that's it." Kong Xiangyu slapped the horse's back, turned over neatly and fell to the ground.

Wei Ze frowned, hesitated to speak, and tied the horse to the nearby stable.

Kong Xiangyu walked into the inn on his own, but there was no one there, he shouted at the empty inn, "Is anyone there?"

"Here we come! We are here! Please wait a moment, sir." After a while, I heard someone come out in a hurry from the backyard, with blood stains on their clothes, a kitchen knife in one hand, and a hen that had just been killed in the other. chicken.

Kong Xiangyu couldn't help but slander, the shopkeeper looks like he's using a chicken to sharpen a kitchen knife?Killing a chicken actually made the whole body covered in blood.

Seeing that Kong Xiangyu looked at him from head to toe in amazement, the shop owner explained with a dry smile: "I'm really sorry, the cook has gone back to his hometown and won't be here until a while. My daughter-in-law who can cook also went to the mountain to dig Baby, I never killed a chicken, it's not..."

Kong Xiangyu waved his hand, pointed to Wei Ze outside the door who was feeding the radishes, and said to the owner, "It's okay, we want to open a room for the night."

The shopkeeper suddenly felt a little embarrassed and said: "We don't distinguish between upper and lower rooms, they are all the same. But business is so good today, there is only one guest room left, I don't know the two guests..."

Good business?Kong Xiangyu looked up at the silent inn, he didn't see that the business was good at all, did he?

Thinking that the owner of the shop knew what Kong Xiangyu was thinking, he explained: "No one has come yet, it was ordered in advance." He mentioned the chicken he just killed in his hand: "We will have it at dinner later." Here we come, and we have ordered a large table of dishes. If I am not afraid that the time will be too late, I don’t need to kill the chicken myself.”

"That's it, then I want that one." After finishing speaking, Kong Xiangyu touched his bosom for a while.It was later discovered that there was no money on him except some jade.

He almost forgot that Wan Qi's domestic transaction money was all jade, and he was hurriedly sent out by his father, and he didn't bring any gold or silver that could be used outside.

Although jade can also be used for money, the quality of those on his body is not very good, and I am afraid it is not enough.Looking down, it seemed that only the safety buckle on the waist was of good quality, so he tore off the jade pendant and said to the shopkeeper, "How about my jade pendant last for one night?"

The shopkeeper was stunned for a moment, saw the jade pendant brighten up, nodded and said: "Yes, of course it is possible." After that, he wanted to come and get it.

However, before he got it, the jade pendant suddenly changed direction and was taken by another Kong Wu's powerful hand.

Wei Ze pulled the jade pendant, took out some pieces of silver from his pocket and threw it to the shopkeeper, then said: "This jade pendant can be worth several nights, staying for one night is too wasteful."

Kong Xiangyu was indifferent: "I have a lot of jade, so it's not a waste."

Wei Ze handed him the jade pendant and said, "Take it, I should have paid the money."

Kong Xiangyu waved his hand.There is only one guest room, and he has to live in it, so he should pay some money.Although Wei Ze is a general, it is reasonable to say that he is not short of money, but it is really a bit embarrassing to use it for nothing.

"I have to share a room with you tonight, or you can accept it as my repayment for opening the coffin."

Wei Ze wanted to refuse at first, but seeing Kong Xiangyu's expression that he would be too embarrassed to live if he didn't accept him, he conveniently put it away in his lapel.

"Alright, when you go back, if you have no place to live, you can go to my house. Anyway, there are many empty rooms."

"it is good."

The shopkeeper took the money and gave the keys to the house, and then went to the backyard to continue killing chickens.

To say that this inn is really rudimentary, when you look up, you can still see a few holes in the roof. If it is raining, wouldn't it become a water curtain hole?

Looking down at the hole in the roof, there were traces of rain on the tables and chairs placed underneath, and a little moss grew on the corners of the table that touched the ground.Can't help frowning slightly, how long has this inn been cleaned?It was even dirtier than the mud hut where Lu Mingshan lived.

Their guest rooms are on the third floor, and there are four rooms on each floor, and the inn has four floors in total, but the topmost floor is used to pile up discarded furniture.It was sealed from the entrance of the stairs, and it was impossible to go up.

Wei Ze opened the door with the key and went in. As soon as the door was opened, a cloud of dust rushed towards him.Kong Xiangyu quickly raised his hand and waved it, the furniture and furnishings inside were also covered with a thick layer, and there was even a large spider web under the table in the center of the room.

Both of them were taken aback for a moment, how could this be a living thing?Is it possible to spend money to stay in a hotel and have to clean it yourself?

Before he could make a sound, he heard the shopkeeper shouting from downstairs: "Guest officer, it's not that one, it's the one next door."

next door?But their keys clearly opened the room in front of them!Is it possible that the door locks of the guest rooms here are universal?Then what is there to do with a lock, so that it looks good?

He was about to ask the shopkeeper, but Wei Ze grabbed his arm to signal not to speak, then he responded to the shopkeeper and took the key to open the next room.

Sure enough, this key can really open the other lock, but this room is quite clean, and the furnishings inside are also complete.After the shopkeeper went to the yard, Wei Ze went to test the locks in several other rooms, and it turned out that they really worked.

Kong Xiangyu wondered: "It can be used, isn't it easy to be thieves?"

Wei Ze sneered and said, "A thief? I'm afraid the thief has already arrived."

"How to say?"

Wei Ze took the key and led him into the clean guest room, and said, "You saw the blood on the owner's body just now, how can one chicken have so much blood?"

"Eh..." He really didn't understand this point, after all, he had only played with chickens and never killed them himself.

However, this inn is indeed full of weirdness, so he analyzed: "I don't know if the chicken has so much blood, but this inn is a bit too dirty, anyway, it is open for business.

What's more, the owner also said that there are many guests at night. If he didn't clean the room first, he would have the leisure to do the cooking first, so he wouldn't have to cook?There is also the leaking roof, and the tables and chairs underneath have been washed away for many years. If the door is always open for business, no matter how few customers there are, they will definitely not put such a table under it without wiping it. . "

Wei Ze said: "You are watching carefully."

After finishing speaking, he turned around and tossed the bed into the illusion that someone was sleeping, and then dragged Kong Xiangyu to another clean room on the third floor.

"I suspect that the original owner of this inn has left long ago, and the one in this inn is the bandit I want to hang. But this matter should not be impulsive, after all, the ultimate goal is the bandit's lair."

Kong Xiangyu looked around, the furnishings in this room were definitely much better than the others.The important thing is that there are obvious traces of people living in this room, and there are rouges used by women on the dressing table, which is probably where the owner and his wife slept.

At this time, the sky was completely dark, just as the boss said, many guests really came to the inn one after another.It looked like a caravan, and as soon as they entered the door, they yelled why the inn was so dilapidated and could not be accommodated.

Kong Xiangyu looked through the crack of the door, the people in the caravan were not dressed like Ningkang.All of them are sturdy, with big knives pinned to their waists, and they are not easy to provoke at first glance.

There were seven or eight horses parked in the stables outside the door, each carrying heavy loads on their backs. The leader of the caravan was commanding the unloading and moving the goods to the guest room on the second floor.

Wei Ze said: "Looks like a team of fat sheep."

Both of them were leaning against the crack of the door, very close to each other. When Wei Ze spoke, his Adam's apple vibrated slightly, just above his head.Kong Xiangyu was hot for a while, and hurriedly stood up.

However, he got up too fast and hit Wei Ze's Adam's apple, causing Wei Ze to snort.

He hurried forward to rub it, and said apologetically, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean it, you didn't... um!"

Wei Ze suddenly covered his mouth, hugged him and rolled over under the bed.Wei Ze pressed on him, and then made a silent gesture.

He stared, his whole body stiffened into a pillar.What a crime in the previous life, Wei Ze's body is definitely more attractive to him than a beauty!Pressing him like this, I'm afraid something will happen! !

But soon, his thoughts were pulled outside the bed.There were two inconsistent footsteps outside the house, and after a while, someone pushed the door of the guest room where they were hiding.

The first person to enter was a woman, wearing a pair of red shoes, the soles of which were muddy and dirty.Then came the shopkeeper who was covered in blood and claimed that he couldn't kill chickens.

As soon as the shopkeeper closed the door, the woman scolded angrily: "You have been asked to cook for a whole afternoon, but you haven't even finished killing a chicken. Now it's all over, I don't even have a place to put medicine, so what fat sheep are I slaughtering!"

The shopkeeper comforted me: "Don't be angry, I told you that I can't cook and you insisted on letting me do it, why don't you let me meet the head of the house."

"What are you talking about! Is it possible that because I am a woman, cooking is a matter of course?"

"That was not what I meant……"

"Forget it, you go and get out the jars of good wine buried in the backyard, and I'll make some side dishes to go with the wine." After finishing speaking, he stuffed a few packets of medicinal powder into the shopkeeper's hand, not sure if it was poison or perspiration. .

"Hey..." The shopkeeper happily scented the woman's face.Then he seemed to think of something, and said: "By the way, two more residents came to the next room. They seem to be out of the world. One of them is richly dressed and has no skills. He should have a lot of oil on his body."

The woman wiped it in disgust, and cursed: "Damn, you know how to be lazy, and you can't do it without me. I'll just blow some medicine into the room for those two, regardless of whether he is a gangster or not." .”

The two got tired of crooked for a while, and then went out to work.

Kong Xiangyu had a thin layer of sweat on his forehead, and his whole body was extremely hot.

Wei Ze finally let go of his hand covering his mouth, looked at his flushed face, and whispered, "Don't be afraid, these two people's martial arts are not very good."

Kong Xiangyu blinked, indicating that he understood.But he wanted to say that there was nothing to be afraid of at all. Wei Ze's pressure on him was probably stronger than taking aphrodisiacs!

He took a deep breath and moved his body to go out, but Wei Ze held him down before he could move much.

"Don't move, they will be back soon."

Sure enough, after making a lot of noise downstairs, the owner and his wife came back not long after.Kong Xiangyu had no choice but to move back again, holding his breath and concentrating.

The shopkeeper closed the door, rubbed his hands together and asked, "Is this medicine okay? A small packet is divided into ten altars."

The woman turned her wrist and sat on the bed.

"Don't worry, this medicine is powerful. A small amount of fingernail can make the beast sleep for several days, let alone such a whole pack."

"Hey, it's Madam who has the ability." After saying that, he bullied himself and wanted to take off the woman's clothes.

The woman immediately pretended to be shy and said, "What are you doing, you look like a monkey."

Saying so, the two quickly hugged each other and rolled into the bed.

Wei Ze: "..."

Kong Xiangyu: "..."

Kong Xiangyu couldn't help cursing in his heart, at least he came out to be a bandit, could he be more professional!Before the next medicine, there must be some cloud and rain first!

However, this was not the biggest headache. The owner of this inn didn't know what to think, and the furniture materials were not very good.Even the bed in front of me is not thick and solid wood, but a few planks of poor texture.

The two of them were tossing and turning on the bed, and the plank in the ground would sink for a while, making a shy sound from time to time.

In order not to be discovered, Wei Ze had to lean close to Kong Xiangyu, and when he was panting, the warm breath would swirl around his ears.

Kong Xiangyu's face flushed from holding back, and he could even clearly feel Wei Ze's beating heart against his chest.I'm going to die!He really can't control it!He is a man!A vigorous man! ! !

Just ask a person who is so close to him, and he still can't react, that would be a hell of a life!

Suddenly, Wei Ze, who was pressing him down, froze and straightened his spine.

Damn it!Wei Ze found out! !He reacted! ! !It's going to kill someone! ! !

Hearing what was going on between the two on the bed, Kong Xiangyu was full of embarrassment, and wanted to push Wei Ze regardless of their current situation.

Wei Ze hurriedly grabbed his wrist, locked him completely under his body, and signaled him not to move around with his eyes.He opened his lips slightly, trying to breathe, but Wei Ze covered his mouth again.Then the back lips pressed against his ear, and whispered in an extremely soft voice: "Don't move around."

"..."

The author has something to say: This is how it is ┓(′?`)┏!Kong Xiangyu used Bai Xiao's body, and made a shameful [beep——].

Yu Ling: "Master Wei, please be a little self-aware of your body!"

Wei Ze: "My wife is strong and healthy, it's normal."

Kong Xiangyu: "Shut up!"