I wanted to usurp the throne, and I eloped with the leader Zai

My teacher once said euphemistically that I was out of my mind, which ruined his reputation.

And the soul has no artistry, killing people can become a slaughter scene.

So I replied seriously to the teacher.

Teacher, times have changed.

After finishing speaking, I took out the latest mobile phone and logged on to the New Era Killer|Slayer website, trying to use the latest data of today's killer world as a basis.

And gave him a look of caring for the elderly, saying that I will definitely give the teacher to the end of his life in the future, and will not send him to a nursing home, let alone pull out his oxygen mask.

Upholding the attitude of respecting the old and loving the young, I answered earnestly.

"Teacher, I have already booked the most expensive cemetery in Italy for the teacher in advance. I also hired the best black coffin-carrying team and customized a wreath worth 5000 million. When you die, you will definitely be the most respectable person in Sicily." !"

Reborn's complexion changed for some reason. After a few seconds of strange silence, his dark eyes stared straight at me, and the calmness before the storm was brewing in the deep eyes, and he moved his hand slightly.

Leon on the brim of the hat also looked at me with faint little eyes, his emerald green tail curled into a very tangled circle, as if he was considering whether to give me a blow in the head.

Silence is Vongola tonight.

In the end, my teacher stared at me meaningfully, gave me an indescribable look, and suddenly sneered, making my scalp numb from the laughter.

Cecia, just keep your mouth shut and you'll make a fine lady.

Oh, and normal brains.

Leaving me a ruthless back, the world's number one killer is gone, and the brothers who had eavesdropped at the door earlier breathed a sigh of relief after the robbery, and comforted me, although I am a fool, they will not despise me.

Among them, Tsunayoshi Sawada, who was the calmest, was surprised to see me alive. He patted my shoulder and said that the three of us could have a meal to celebrate.

Senior Sister, you are still alive!

He let out a sigh of seeing a miracle.

The words became in my ears——

You still have the face to live, the teacher is very disappointed in you!

Unlimited grievances welled up in my heart, I firmly patted them both on the shoulders, and told them, good brothers, I am cooking tonight, tell me what you want to eat.

The two people in front of me disappeared, leaving me with dust and garbage clamoring in the air.

See, I'm hated by the two chiefs, who have gone down the path of dirty social beings.

On the second day of Reborn's business trip, I ran away from home.

A week after I ran away from home, I got married.

One month after I got married, I lost my husband... No, my marriage is stable, I just got out of the bureau, don't read it.

Looking back on the past, I was lying on the dining table, holding a fork and tapping the white porcelain plate once and for all.

The young man in a white shirt on the opposite side sliced ​​the steak doused in dark soy sauce with hatred on his face. After mental preparation, he looked righteous and awe-inspiring. He closed his eyes and swallowed it down his throat without chewing. His face turned blue the next second. He fell on the dining table and died.

After a while, the black-haired young man who was suspected of being poisoned tenaciously got up, stared at the last piece of beef on the plate with a pale face, and was doing an arduous psychological struggle. He looked at me who was staring at him without changing his expression, closed his eyes, raised the knife in his hand, and swallowed the last bite with tears in his eyes.

The head fell on the table with a "bang", and the young man's muffled voice came from the crook of his arm, full of bitterness.

"Ma'am, you are very beautiful and cute, but the food you cook...is really..." Choking with sobs, he slowly raised his head from the seaweed, and then let it hang down limply.

I raised my eyelids to look at him, and calmly poured black vinegar on the steak in front of me.

Trembling for a moment, he covered his face in great grief: "No, it's so delicious, it's so delicious that I can't eat any food. Please, I will cook in the future, please!"

"So you like my cooking so much?"

The miserable Osamu Dazai drank the tenth cup of lemon, forced a clear smile, "Well, I like it the most, I like it very much."

"Then you can eat my share, don't you like curry very much?"

I pushed over the spicy curry with strawberry jam.

Osamu Dazai: "!!!"

The aggrieved Osamu Dazai ate a large plate with tears in his eyes, and there was really nothing left.

In the afternoon, Nakahara Nakahara, the mother who took care of our lives, asked me to have a private conversation.

The male mother, Zhong Yuanzhong, also frowned, and educated me earnestly: "Take it easy, the leader has always been in a meeting recently with a listless kidney deficiency, and he always goes to the toilet halfway."

I sneered, and said, "What's the matter? If he can't do it, blame me for being too good at it?"

Knowing that Osamu Dazai is a wife slave, Nakahara shut up, looked at me with strange eyes, and said something out of the blue.

"Your temper is cloudy and cloudy, maybe you have it."

"..."

I refuse to talk about it, he's thinking about peaches.

But Nakahara Nakaya, the nanny, has too much brains. Seeing me disgusted, she is more sure of her own ideas. She has already figured out the problem of baby carriages and milk powder. Gu Zi was thinking of enrolling the intern father Osamu Dazai in the parenting class, with an expression as if the child belonged to him.

It is impossible to divorce Osamu Dazai, and it is also impossible to run away. Osamu Dazai is too dark and disrespectful. If I say one thing, he can refute me ten thousand things in a reasonable and orderly manner. Is this the difference in IQ?

I once asked myself how much I like Dazai Osamu, probably not worth a penny, my likes have always been cheap, including but not limited to cats and dogs on the side of the road.

The lessons of blood when I was young doomed me to be indifferent and alienated in my attitude towards love. Even if I fell in love, it would be a cheap emotion at half price at any time.

Can love be eaten? Love is just a momentary pleasure. True love requires both parties to bear each other. The risk is too high to be worthwhile.

But all his property was given to me, who doesn't like money, this is very cool!

I think I'm sane, very sane, I'm just blinded by Osamu Dazai's beauty.

Yes, that's right, that's it, reject other reasons!

At night, holding a cup of wolfberry and chrysanthemum tea, my mind was wandering, and there was a movement from the bathroom. I subconsciously stared blankly, and was immediately frightened sober that the health-preserving tea in my hand almost spilled on the bed.

Knuckle fingers that were steaming were clinging to the edge of the door frame, and a wet head of seaweed emerged, followed by Osamu Dazai's 1.8-meter figure and a face that was full of emotion and eager to speak.

The wet tie, the white shirt that is almost transparent and close to the skin, the black suit pants that have turned into leggings, the half-smile face, and the slender fingers that are unbuttoning, it looks more than a little lewd, just take a few breaths It's time to go to sea.

The human stunner Osamu Dazai looked at me brightly, exuding a charm that was a hundred times more dazzling than before, even more enchanting than a goblin who robs people of energy, with a sweet and greasy coquettish tone.

"Ma'am, what do you want to play this time, would you like to play wet?"

The hand holding the health tea trembled.

Recently, Osamu Dazai didn't know who to listen to the slander, and he became more and more noisy every time, as if he was eager to prove something.I was wrong, I shouldn't be confused by his weak young master's personality, I shouldn't laugh at him for killing chickens for nothing, and now I can only rely on goji berries to continue my life.

This little fairy wants me to die, there is still half a pack of goji berries that Zhongyuan Zhongye gave me at home, after tonight, will I still be alive?

My eyes were empty, and I looked as if I had become a fairy with as few desires as possible: "Did you see your desk?"

The black-haired handsome young man in front of him grinned joyously at the corners of his mouth. He nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, and rubbed his hands expectantly.

"Playing in the office? As expected of Madam!"

"Sit up."

"Okay~"

"That's where you sleep tonight, play idle games, dare to climb on my bed, and take you to have a ligation tomorrow."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

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Seeing me in disbelief, ignoring my charming husband and closing my eyes alone, Osamu Dazai collapsed with his eyes blank, dripping water droplets on the table, sobbing alone, a little Zai Zai lost his dream.

Nice!Saved the waist that was about to run away from home.

I thought I could grow old playing the game of house wine with Osamu Dazai. Anyway, I have nothing to lose. On the other hand, the money in the treasury is getting more and more, and the port mafia is at my disposal. There are better things than this ?

No, only those who have power can gain a foothold in society. The society is so cruel, and people's hearts are so superficial. If you have no strength, you can only be trampled by the strong. There is nothing wrong with it.

Assuming that I love Osamu Dazai, then power must account for 90%.

The powerful and powerful I drifted away, ignoring Atsushi Nakajima's kind reminder, wearing a lady's mink fur with a red cheongsam, smoking a cigarette candy, and starting to visit nightclubs with Osamu Dazai's money.

Before I stepped into the door, Osamu Dazai, who pressed the locator on my body with his back foot, rushed over and ordered the mafia to seal up the nightclub. Not only that, he also threatened all the nightclubs with a cold face to put me on the blacklist. Who is unlucky.

Being dragged home by Osamu Dazai, I was completely exhausted, and I was too free to dig out a Barbie dream mansion.

Osamu Dazai, who saw the nature of my social animal, was very happy to give me all the Hong Kong and black confidential documents. From then on, Osamu Dazai played games and fished in the office table hole, I wore glasses for meetings, or I hugged Dazai After approving the documents, Osamu Dazai and Xiao Niao Yiren slapped me with dog food in front of all his subordinates.

Unable to see it any longer, Zhong Yuanzhong also rushed out of the door first, broke into the toilet and vomited for a long time, and asked for leave for a long time to go to the hospital for gastric lavage.

Osamu Dazai became more and more possessive of me. I took a second look at the cat on the side of the road, and when I turned around, I saw Osamu Dazai staring at the cat furiously, purring with unknown meaning, squatting on the ground and staring at the cat. Up to 5 minutes, too stupid to bear to look directly at.

To be honest, I saw my father who went to be a star in the sky from Osamu Dazai. I think he drove away all the animals on our street in order to monopolize my mother.

Oops, I want to call my dad.

Moreover, my heart without a conscience moved for the first time. It is wrong for us to go on like this. A scum like Osamu Dazai and I must have a bad life. For the sake of his future life, I decided to let him go. Get out of his life.

Thinking this way, I naturally ignored Dazai Osamu who was watching me from behind, and secretly packed my luggage.

One day, I was still approving documents in the office of the black leader in Hong Kong. I watched Nakahara Chuya, who was thinner than me, read the report. I saw Osamu Dazai running away with a red hair.

What, I was green! ! !

That's okay, I can only kick him!Reminiscent of the fact that Osamu Dazai might be gay, I kicked over my desk, ignoring Chuya Nakahara's shout of "Damn it! This is the top floor" among the documents that filled the sky, smashed the glass and jumped straight down.

Nakahara Chuya and Nakajima Atsushi tried their best to persuade me to calm down, but it took me a long time to catch up with the wife who drove the small electric motor.With Gatling in hand, I rushed to the door of the opposite armed detective agency. Before I kicked the door to let them hand over the adulterer, the door opened automatically.

"Bang——" the small salute exploded, ribbons and shredded paper covered my face, in front of me were members of the detective agency holding small salutes, and behind them—no, I don’t want to see—

It was too late, Osamu Dazai was holding a bouquet of roses behind him, his eyes lit up, and he was about to blurt out while holding the roses.

"Ma'am...cough——" the voice stopped abruptly, Osamu Dazai, who had eaten a mouthful of roses, coughed violently, thanks to the fact that the rose thorns were pulled out, but he still swallowed a pinch of roses firmly, and finished the second half of his sentence .

"Stay with me forever, what do you think, ma'am."

"not so good!"

Withdrawing Osamu Dazai's hand in the reflex, and ignoring everyone's booing, I took a step back, shook my head again and again, was so scared that I lost Gatling, turned around and ran faster than I just caught the rape, and a thought was circling in my mind.

It's over, Osamu Dazai is crazy, he wants to completely tie me to his account, if I don't run away now, it will be later.

I was running with my hands and feet in front of me, quickly running out of the afterimage, behind me Dazai Osamu who persisted in holding a rose and wanted to have a baby with me was like an infatuated little wife who followed me infatuatedly without any regrets scum.

After all, I, Cesia, lost. I was blocked by Dazai Osamu at the gate of Yokohama Airport tremblingly. I glanced at the arms on both sides. I took a deep breath and tried to convince people with reason.

"We are not suitable. I have nothing but money, so I can't give you what you want." I trembled.

Osamu Dazai, with his hands on the wall and not leaving a way out, looked indifferent: "Really, it doesn't matter, I love everything in caramel sauce."

But I don’t fucking love you, you calm down, I’m really just a ruthless scumbag, under such circumstances, I finally feel the pain of being dominated by the 1.8-meter Dazai Osamu. He was short, and rarely shivered and looked away.

Airplane, why are you an airplane, why can't you take me to Italy.

Unexpectedly, Osamu Dazai's face became even darker, and he forced my head back. From a closer look, his skin is really super good. I couldn't help showing the fascinated eyes that made me despise before, and then regained my senses in the next second, and scorned myself.

"Sure enough, ma'am, you still want to run away. The power, money, beauty, body, and job are all given to you...Since that's the case..."

He bowed his head and thought.

There was a chill down my back, and I felt that if the location was wrong, Osamu Dazai could handle me on the spot.

I swallowed hard, Dazai Osamu's expression became more and more bad, he withdrew one hand and fumbled in his pocket, but what he took out was not the gun that killed me, but a beautiful gun decorated with broken diamonds. small box.

He knelt down on one knee, holding up the contents of the box and shining a radiance that made all the women scream and go crazy. The top-notch incomparable light attracted the attention of all the women in the airport. They all looked at us, and some of them had already started booing. up.

The person who seemed to have experienced a lot in the middle shouted excitedly: "Quick! Promise him, let's run away ignoring the world!!!"

It's over, it's the focus, accepting and rejecting is a big trap.

Osamu Dazai looked sincere: "Marry me for real, maybe this is despicable, but I want to spend the rest of my life with you."

The diamond ring was written all over it as my style, it was made according to my ideal type, and it was really more beautiful than any diamond I had ever seen!

My heart was actually shaken for a second. Maybe apart from Osamu Dazai, I will never meet another person who is unconditionally nice to me. Where can I go back to Italy after I refuse? There are so many teachers and students, and the brothers handle family affairs. There is also an aspiring young uncle who has been missing for a long time to find the glory of life...

I was entangled, and Osamu Dazai took advantage of the victory to pursue: "After giving birth to a child, he will be the next leader, and the caramel sauce will be the leader after rounding up."

I was shaken violently, and Osamu Dazai continued his efforts: "Besides, you are the master of the story, the child wins at the starting line when he is born, stands at the finish line and looks up at the world, he will be the most beautiful boy!"

In the end, Dazai Osamu said the fatal blow: "I will bring all my belongings into the family, and I will be a member of Shibusawa's family from now on!"

Without the slightest hesitation, I put on the ring in seconds, and my eyes and Osamu Dazai sparked love sparks in the air, bursting out the magma of love, and riding on the giant wheel of love.

The cheers of lovers getting married are all around.

can.

like.

can.

heh.

————The above is excerpted from "On Hong Kong. The history of how the black leader got a wife and transformed into a house husband"

Back to Hong Kong. Black Empress——

Sitting on the leader's exclusive seat in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows, I couldn't stop the corners of my mouth from crazily rising. I couldn't take my eyes off the diamond ring shining brightly on the ring finger of my left hand. I'm already thinking of going back to Italy to show off to my parents and folks. I'm really promising.

The person in the dark came pacing, hugged me from behind, interlocked my fingers, smiled innocently, and whispered a few words in my ear slowly.

"Do you know why brother-in-law and the others didn't pursue Caramel Sauce and ran away from home?"

Reluctantly looking away from the diamond ring, I said "Huh?" and turned my head away, not knowing how to answer the sudden topic.

Osamu Dazai said slowly: "Because, I sent an email saying that you have caramel sauce."

Ah, slowing down the strategy, very clever.

At this time, I didn't understand the seriousness of the matter, and continued to immerse myself in the incomparable light of the diamond ring, giggling silly, the devil whispered, obviously the tone was repentant, but I heard a hint of complacency.

"But when I made it, I didn't actually wear it..."

After he said this harmlessly, he hugged him even tighter.

And my smile faded away and I couldn't smile anymore.

Beauty misleads people, beauty is poisonous, and it specifically persecutes honest people.

————The above is excerpted from "On Hong Kong. The history of blood and tears of how the wife of the black leader dragged her family and was forced to be in power"

The author has something to say: the text is over.

The main text of the boss slaughter line is over!

There will probably be an episode.

The one who competes with his own child and is so jealous that he drank the baby's milk powder.

There is also the proud slaughter who uses his own children as tools to spread dog food.

And Chesia, the social animal who works hard to support the two.