I wanted to usurp the throne, and I eloped with the leader Zai

I really forgot what kind of elder brother I haven't seen for many years. If I hadn't forgotten, I wouldn't have to go around the electric poles on the streets of Yokohama ten times without even seeing a shadow.

Sitting weakly on a chair by the side of the road with high heels on, I picked up my mobile phone and wanted to call him and ask him to describe what he is like, otherwise I really can't find you, big brother!

I think I traveled all over the world with that collector uncle at the age of three, went to Italy to settle down at the age of five, learned how to be an excellent killer with Reborn at the age of ten, met several plastic sisters at the age of 13 and spent time together in the mafia academy .

But I have never seen such a natural and stupid elder brother!

Please, I only remember the clip of you wearing a small skirt and going to make soy sauce with me when I was a child. The face was mosaic, and only the pink and tender princess dress is still fresh in my memory. Do you want me to be a big guy in women's clothing?

Brother Shijiao spoke, and replied naturally: "I'm in Yokohama, and I'm a military police officer."

I:"……"

I really don't remember you handsome!Don't be so confident that you are somewhere in a city that doesn't delineate specific coordinates!Don't talk about your fucking profession, who knows whether you are wearing a uniform or a casual clothes!

Brother Shijiao added very thoughtfully: "I'm on my way."

I:"……"

Standing alone at the crossroads, I began to think about whether the pretty guy was a boy in the shape of a lop-eared rabbit with a fierce face in the coffee shop opposite, or a reddish-brown-haired uncle with three unshaven children just passing by.

Well, the former is too young and the latter is too old.

Before I could take a deep breath, I raised my phone and said to the good-natured elder brother, "Hi! Pretty boy! Can you tell me about your appearance, hair color, height, weight, and measurements? If possible, can you send me your home address, please?" ", the building in front of it exploded very well, literally.

The soaring fire light illuminated the road ahead, the smoke and dust billowed, and the falling dust covered my face, the mobile phone was hit by a flying stone, and a perfect parabola fell into the pool, completely telling me Bye-Bye.

I was too focused and didn't have time to escape the disheartened me: "..."

A siren sounded sharply, and Rush Gangsters rushed out from nowhere and came from both ends at the same time, quickly surrounding the scene.

The old man with a goatee, who stands out among a group of men in sunglasses, waved his hand: "Irrelevant personnel retreat, now is the time for our port mafia to fight."

The red-haired boy with a Band-Aid stuck on the bridge of his nose is also very conspicuous among a group of men in sunglasses, his expression is not good: "Hurry up and get out of here obediently, don't you know it's time to fight, and you still have time to hang out!"

In the end, they stared meaningfully at the disheartened me at the same time.

I:"……"

So I, who was in the middle of the two groups of people, was forced to retreat.

Walking home with vain legs, when I stepped on the floor that Shuji Tsushima had just mopped with muddy footprints, and Shuji Tsushima who was about to hang himself while stepping on the dining table saw me, he jumped down with a look of horror at the end of the world. He hurriedly ran into the bathroom and drowned me with a pile of white towels.

He panicked: "Did you go to the bank to rob!!!"

I stared: "No, I just got my hair done."

Shuji Tsushima took me into the bathroom, opened the curtain and pushed me into the bathtub full of warm water, like dried salted fish that met the water. I was dead and picked me up, shaking his shoulders desperately and saying something unclear.

"Caramel sauce! Don't be overwhelmed, it's just that you failed to rob the bank, and neither the child nor I will dislike you! Think better, at least you still have 36D!!!"

I sneered: "Do you want this 36D for you?" Do you want to send you to Thailand?

The black-haired young man was flattered, as if he had been hit by a lottery ticket that fell from the sky, and he tore off his clothes: "This, this, the bathroom play is not good..."

He looked down at the 36D he was thinking about, his eyes sharpened, and two bright red lines slipped out from under his nose.

I kicked him out of the bathroom.

Oh man.

After dawdling in the bathroom for a long time, after smelling the familiar smell of rice, I wrapped my clothes and rolled out of the bathroom, looked at the food on the table, and then knocked on the table like a nigga nibbling on the old man .

"Hurry up and serve the meal, what are you doing in a daze!"

The young man holding the bowl had the expression of the male lead in a bitter drama. He turned his head sadly, covering his mouth and choking: "You don't love me at all, you just love my beauty and skills."

He pretended to wipe the crocodile tears, and I actually saw the déjà vu of a cat who was afraid of falling out of favor.

I sneered and exposed him: "You don't love me at all, you just love my money and 36D."

Someone who graduated from Drama Academy obediently went to help me with my meal.

At the dinner table, I held the bowl in my hand, finished my meal quickly, and sat on the tatami mat with my newly bought mobile phone to call the old brother again to explain the situation.

The pretty boy over there also expressed his apologies, saying that there was a firefight on the road for no reason, and the building next door exploded, so he went to protect the people. Hearing this, I became more and more guilty. After all, I was barely a mafia, so I hurriedly fooled him A few words, saying that I will contact you next time when I am free.

There was a wave of ups and downs, and Dino, an unreliable person, called me crying, saying that the big devil is coming back soon, and if I don't come back, it will be over.

"Persevere, I believe in you, brother!"

Hanging up the phone quickly, I was withered, laying on the tatami mat and vomited my soul. The little fairy next to me didn't let me go, and leaned over like a big dog, looking at the rich woman who seemed to have a wonderful taste bullying the disabled little boy sinful face, I withered even more.

My brain was cramped, and I actually asked a very important question to my unknown little lover, Shuji Tsushima, who is currently my foster.

"Do you have parents?"

Shuji Tsushima replied in seconds: "No."

"Coincidentally, neither do I."

I made a bitter face, "Then do you have a teacher?"

He pondered for a while, closed his eyes and recalled the past carefully, and smiled inexplicably: "That's right."

I sighed: "I have it too, and it's a very cruel, cruel and unreasonable teacher who also said that my brain is not clear. It's really too much. I worked so hard to become the leader. It's not just to save face for him. What a strict teacher."

"Me too, what a fate! We must be destined to be together!" Selectively ignoring my words, he affectionately took my hand, "Sure enough, let's go get the certificate!"

I patted his dishonest paw mercilessly, he thought beautifully, but he was just my adopted little lover, and he still wanted to be in power, how could it be possible.

I'll hide my passport tomorrow, and I won't let this guy find it!

Seeing me huddled in the corner, so depressed that I was about to grow little mushrooms, Shuji Tsushima, who had good eyesight, suggested whether to go to the amusement park. I asked him sadly, is it the kind that crocodiles and brown bears will pop up at any time, and there will be There are playgrounds where you fall into a trap where you go to hell for free, or a cave where you will be bitten to death by a poisonous snake if you fail to pass.

Shuji Tsushima, with black lines all over his face, denied: "Of course not."

My tone became even sadder: "That's the kind where you will be cut into parts when you get on the Ferris wheel, your brains will be thrown out when you play on a merry-go-round, your head will be cut off when you ride a roller coaster, and you will be betrayed by an insider when you go to a haunted house. Inside, swimming will fight sharks, disco will fall into a mosaic, jumping off cliffs to exercise and other equipment to test strength."

"No! What kind of horror playground are you!!!"

I took it for granted: "That's how I played in my previous school."

The new version of Mafia Paradise sincerely welcomes you.

Shuji Tsushima, who didn't expect my college life to be so rich, covered his face frantically: "...No, even the mafia doesn't play like that, trust me."

The next day, we went to the amusement park. Shuji Tsushima looked at me who was still hiding injections and guns with black lines on my face.He neatly hid the small bomb in his shoe, the dagger in his sleeve, the blade in his mouth, holding a bottle of poison and thinking about where to hide it.

"Well, caramel sauce, the so-called amusement park, it's really just a place for fun, there is no danger." Shuji Tsushima, who couldn't stand it anymore, seemed to coax an ignorant child, trying to make me give up in a soft voice Terrible thought.

I tried hard to think about what he meant, frowned and thought about the simple game that Reborn brought us three brothers to play before, suddenly enlightened and suddenly realized, I tapped the palm of my hand fiercely, and agreed very much.

"Ah, I see!"

Shuji Tsushima, who was about to cry, looked relieved, and almost vomited blood and fell to the ground the next second after hearing the words.

I nodded, and said seriously: "That's the kind of thing that sits on the bed and writes homework. If you can't finish it, you will fly to the sky and become a star. Drink Biyangqi's newly developed magic potion with purple bubbles to go to Santu Chuan greets the boy in kimono with a mace, or duels with a sparrow who is overwhelmed by the second illness, and then enters the game of ICU coma for three days."

After I finished speaking, I nodded understandingly. I didn't expect the amusement park to be such a dangerous facility. It really shouldn't be underestimated.

Only Shuji Tsushima stared at my head with weird eyes, thinking about how I have survived till now.

Sighing sadly, I recalled that year when I traveled to the mountains behind the Mafia Paradise with the tour group organized by the school. As a result, the tour guide left us students on the island and left us to fend for ourselves. Get confused.

Especially me, Tsunayoshi Sawada, Dino was still throwing water guns on the beach, Bai Lan, that skinny guy was wearing sunglasses to bask in the sun, the boat drove away in a blink of an eye, and only a few of us were left to face The dire situation on the island.

At that time, Reborn specially smiled and warned me that it is absolutely not allowed to use supernatural powers to cheat, and he had no choice but to go to the battlefield with tears in his eyes.

Then the few of us tragically lived the life of the primitive society. After a month, we were about to go to see God. Since then, the brotherhood of the few of us has become more indestructible.

If you say too much, you will cry. What kind of hell do you think Yokohama Amusement Park is? Is it possible that I want to live a life in a primitive society with Tsujima Shuji, a dragging bottle, no! ! !

When we arrived at the so-called amusement park, Shuji Tsushima, who seemed to be very happy, actively introduced to me with a perfect smile that the amusement park was not as cruel as I thought. To show it, he pointed at the doll bears who distributed balloons.

"Look, Caramel Sauce, that's the lovely Mr. Xiong, do you want to get a free balloon?" Blinking his cute eyes, he dragged me to ask for a love balloon regardless of my opinion.

"Caramel sauce, don't you think this balloon is very similar to your love dog?" With that said, he stared at my dog ​​like a first-time kid, and stroked it, excuse me Frankly speaking, I think he is using the same technique as petting a puppy.

Different from his excitement, I was weaker than a flower bone burnt in the sun, and I was pulled tremblingly by him to a very different place like a joy.

haunted house

The bloody distorted note was written with unique words, the blood was so real that it dripped down, and the pitch-black entrance was a bloody mouth that devoured flesh and blood.

The point is that Shuji Tsushima, a little goblin with no eyesight, is still crying and yelling to go in. His desire to do something can be learned from the world. Looking at the tired and crooked couple quietly embracing each other at the exit, the corners of his mouth suddenly grinned to the roots of his ears , dragged me in desperately.

He also had a pure and harmless face: "Caramel sauce, don't be afraid, Azhi will definitely protect you."

In the end, when I turned around and met Sadako, she yelled louder than the little girl next door. She shrank into my arms and thrashed around, struggling like a dying salted fish. Seeing Sadako getting closer My sister jumped on me in panic, hooked my neck and did not let go, and performed a laser dance for me on the spot.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

What else can I do, I have no choice but to forgive this little fairy, and carry him out with difficulty.

Holding the caramel milk tea I just bought, I put my arms around him and comforted him: "It's okay, you are very brave in my heart, I just like a pure, cute and unpretentious boy like you."

After receiving the milk tea, he choked up and leaned against his favorite 36D, carefully showing a fawning expression like a puppy.

"Really?"

I nodded: "Really."

It's no wonder, it's fake, I just like you, a cute boy who cries until the corners of Lihua Daiyu's eyes are red, showing shame and calling Ya Die.

It would be nice if you could kneel down and bow your head to me.

Just kidding~

I smiled on the surface and said I was GHS in my heart.

Finally, we arrived at the last location - the Ferris wheel.

After boarding the Ferris wheel, Shuji Tsushima, who had been looking at the scenery outside the window, shrugged and held my hand in embarrassment: "Caramel sauce, do you know the legend of the Ferris wheel?"

I:"???"

I know."

He continued to approach me, put his hands on my shoulders, leaned close to his pretty face, his affectionate iris-colored eyes drooped, and suddenly showed a very serious look, looking at me without blinking, his words were like a gust of light wind.

"Then, do you want to try?"

"sure."

What's the matter, I started to untie my coat, threw it on the ground, and braided my hair into a ponytail. The young man next to me was startled by me, and he didn't slow down for a while, blinking in amazement, unexpectedly a little cute.

"This, this, this, do you want that? Do you want it here?" When he was connected with something bad, he grabbed his suit anxiously, lowered his head and murmured, and couldn't help secretly happy, "So this caramel sauce is so crazy. Wild?!"

"That's right, although it's also my first time, and I used to watch other people do it, but I can satisfy you."

I rolled up my sleeves and pulled off my tie, as if untying a layer of restraint, and I showed a harmless smile.

The loaded Russian revolver|The gun was held between his eyebrows, and the safety catch was turned on. I suppressed my smile and stared at the young man in front of me. My breath tightened as if I was targeting a beast that was about to come out of the cage, and it gradually became dangerous.

"That's right. When the ferris wheel reaches its highest point, you shoot your lover six times in a row. The one who survives is true love."