after retirement

After buying the things the cat should use, the two had a meal and went to pick up the cat.

"Why do you suddenly want to have a cat?"

Shan Nanchuan was driving, and Lu Wen was sitting next to him holding the pet box, teasing the cat while asking.

"I often go out, and I want to broadcast live. You are alone..." Shan Nanchuan said halfway, got stuck, and continued, "I bought it to play with you. Didn't you say my house is deserted?"

"Then you'll keep a cat? Why don't you keep me, I'm so lively." Lu Wen said casually, reaching into the pet box to tease the cat.

The kitten is only three months old, the size of two palms, and the two-color puppet shrunk into a small ball in the pet box, looking soft and sticky. Yelling, it melted people's hearts, Lu Wen couldn't hold back, took out his phone to take pictures and record videos, and posted on Moments with the text: "Cut the new member of the Wang family."

Shan Nanchuan's fingers holding the steering wheel tightened slightly, as if he didn't know what to say, he didn't answer for a while, and when he thought of what to say, he missed the opportunity again, and it seemed strange to say it again, and the only sound left in the car was the meowing of a kitten.

It was Lu Wen who opened the mouth first. He was teasing the cat, and he didn't notice the weird atmosphere for a moment. After posting to Moments, he raised his head and said, "What name are you going to name?"

This Shan Nanchuan really didn't think about it. He even raised a cat on a whim, so he named it randomly at this moment: "Let's call it Mimi."

Lu Wen nodded: "The cats in my hometown are all named Mimi, there is no other name, can you be a little creative?"

Shan Nanchuan thought for another 0.1 second: "That's called a passerby."

Lu Wen paused for teasing the cat: "Oh?"

Shan Nanchuan smiled: "Raising it means raising you. Look how nice this name is."

Lu Wen: "Okay, then bring the dog back tomorrow and it will be called the king of chopping."

Shan Nanchuan immediately changed his words: "Forget it, the cat is called the king of chopping."

Lu Wen: "That dog's name is Shan Nanchuan?"

Shan Nanchuan: "The dog barks at passers-by!"

Lu Wen: "Are you barking?"

Shan Nanchuan: "Who is..."

The two of them quarreled, and they didn't know what the cat's name was until they got off the car and went home. Shan Nanchuan vacated a corner of the living room and put a litter box and cat litter. It was considered a home for the kitten. He said, "You play with it first, and I'll go live."

In the year when Shan Nanchuan retired, the live broadcast industry began to accelerate development, so he followed the trend and started live broadcast.Because of his sharp and unique understanding of the game, and his ability to work hard, more people follow him than when he was a professional player, and various memes emerge in endlessly. Now he is one of the most popular LOL anchors.

His live broadcast time is [-] pm every day. As for why others usually start the broadcast at [-] pm, he has to go until [-] pm, because he often does not get up at noon.

"How do you make me look like a child." Lu Wen said this, but turned around and picked up the cat teaser stick he just bought, and the kitten followed him bouncing around.

Shan Nanchuan shook his head with a smile, and went to the room he had arranged for the live broadcast.

This kitten is very courageous and doesn't recognize its birth. It has been wandering around the house since it came out of the pet box. At the moment, it is also very happy to play with the cat teaser. With its moist sapphire-like eyes, it is looking at the cat teaser eagerly. , bouncing around with four short legs, but just out of reach.

Lu Wen was amused by the kid's naive look, and took out his phone to take a picture. When he turned on the phone, he found that his message exploded. He had been teasing the cat just now and didn't pay attention, but he didn't rush to click on it. The cat is so cute. , shoot the cat first.

After taking pictures of Mao Luwen, he tied the cat teasing stick to the cat climbing frame, let the kitten play by himself, leaned on the sofa and clicked on WeChat.

The news and circle of friends exploded. First, his former teammate jungler sent a message: "Are you familiar with the king of chopping?"

Then came the news from NE's current team leader: "??? Brother Lu, what's going on? Didn't you two transfer because of a fight?"

Then he realized that he seemed to have said something wrong, and immediately added: "Brother Lu, you are still in Shanghai, and I will call you out to eat hot pot in the future!"

Now NE's mid laners are more lively, they are very good at the base, and they also sent a message: "Brother Lu, are you familiar with the king of chopping! Can you get me an autograph! I watched him broadcast live since I was a child Grown up!"

Lu Wen laughed at this, and replied one by one, not only NE's teammates, but even some old teammates who hadn't contacted for a long time also sent question marks, Lu Wen was very puzzled, did they all think that they had a bad relationship with the King of Killing?

NE's manager also sent a message: "It turns out that you really live at the king's place, I thought you were joking with me."

When Lu Wen moved out of the NE base, the manager said that he could find a house for him by staying in Shanghai. He heard from Lu Wen that he lived in the Wang family and asked him not to be polite. Lu Wen had already found all the alternative houses, but Lu Wen still tried everything. Only by resigning did he reject the manager's kindness.

Lu Wen clicked on Moments again after replying. This time, the messages in Moments were very neat and uniform, with a row of question marks, like question marks in a queue, lined up under the photo of the kitten.

He didn’t reply to this rumor. He watched the kitten video he recorded just now, and posted it on Moments again. This time, there was no wording. After posting, he went to get the cat toy, but when he looked up, he found that the cat was gone. up!

On the other side, Shan Nanchuan walked to his live broadcast room, ready to broadcast live.

Shan Nanchuan specially arranged the study room as his own live broadcast room, and placed a shelf behind the chair, on which were placed the awards he had won—but when Lu Wen was going to live in Put it away, and there are some League of Legends peripherals, special fan gifts, and now there is another Luwen doll wearing the NE team uniform.

Not long after Shan Nanchuan started broadcasting this time, some fans asked, "Brother Kanwang Lu really lives with you?"

Then in less than ten seconds, he was blocked.

In less than ten seconds, a few more people were asking questions on the barrage.

"Kan Wang, someone said that you went to the supermarket with passers-by, is it true or not?" This is a post.

"Passerby, this B retired, is still pulling your attention, do you want to arrange it?" This is Shan Nanchuan's live broadcast and he doesn't like Lu Wen.

"As I said a long time ago, I have a good relationship with my neighbors, but our two dogs bark whenever they meet." This was a full-screen taunt.

"Kan Kan and passers-by??? My house collapsed??" This... may be eating some strange CP.

Then they were all blocked.

"What are you doing?" Shan Nanchuan was going to broadcast the live broadcast of Genting Game today. Before a game was played, he saw the news. Come out, and then said: "Then I won't play chess, let's chat with you."

Shan Nanchuan brought the cup soaked in fat sea closer, took a sip of water, and said, "If you have any questions, just ask, and I will answer when I see it."

While talking like this, he sent a message to the housing management to ask them not to block the person who mentioned passers-by. As he was typing, he was still thinking, would he be banned for mentioning passers-by in his live broadcast room?When did this happen?

After thinking about it for about five seconds, he remembered, oh, before Lu Wen won the championship, there were too many people who played rhythm in his live broadcast room, so if someone mentioned Lu Wen later, they would all be blocked, but it was a few years What happened before, so he didn't remember it for a while.

After finishing these, Shan Nanchuan began to answer the first question: "Let me tell you slowly, I did go to the supermarket with Lu Wen yesterday, and Lu Wen lives with me. Isn't he retired? He has nowhere to go. I will take him in." .”

At this time, the barrage began to ask: "How can passers-by have nowhere to go?" "You are talking about snake skin. Don't passersby return home immediately after retiring?"

Some started to fake cry: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

There are also autographs here: "Kan Kan, I have liked you for a long time, can you help me find a passerby to ask for an autograph!"

Shan Nanchuan would definitely not talk about Lu Wen's quarrel with his father, so he refused to go home. He didn't even blink his eyes when he was talking nonsense: "Retirement is retirement, but he still has some work in the future. These jobs are all in Shanghai, and living in bases and hotels is definitely not as comfortable as mine.”

Having said that, someone asked again: "What is Passerby going to do after he retires?" "Are you two so familiar?"

Shan Nanchuan looked at the bullet screen and read it again: "I don't know about it, maybe he can go to a university...Will he be able to go to a university? How do I know? His grades were pretty good when he was in school. I always thought He shouldn't come to play professionally. You said that he should go to a key university and find a class in the future. The job is stable, he doesn't eat his youth, and he doesn't have so many occupational diseases. But it seems that the LPL will lose two champions, so it seems that No, let’s play professionally.”

He talked for a while, clicked on Weibo and looked at the Weibo of Lu Wen's retirement posted by the NE Club last night, and said: "I haven't been on Weibo for a long time, now I will show you what Lu Wen took. How many awards, it makes me feel that my career has been wasted for several years, oh, we are very close, we have known him since he was a primary school student... I was wrong, he is a junior high school student, he was very good at playing games when he was in junior high school, But not as good as me, hehe."

He was chatting about Luwen here, and Luwen fans came over: "Will passers-by broadcast live? Or are you planning to transform into commentary?" "Lubao can only play games. Brother Shan, take good care of my Lubao." Shall we take a look at passers-by?" "He must be in a bad mood after retiring, Brother Shan, please comfort him."

Shan Nanchuan: "..."

The dedicated Shan Nanchuan read these barrages one by one, and asked his soul question: "Why don't my fans care about me like this? Are they all male fans who make jokes about me? It's sour."

Shan Nanchuan's male fan immediately came over: "Kanbao, mom loves you." "Kanbao, have you eaten? What did you eat? Let mom see if the soil is delicious." Follow along."

"Huh——" Shan Nanchuan quickly rubbed the goosebumps on his arms, "No male mothers, no male mothers, no male mothers, you are too scary, can you order some things from Yangjian... Lu Wen, I really don’t know if he can start the live broadcast. He is playing with the kitten in the living room. Why do I call him in? By the way, let me tell you, I went to pick up a kitten with Lu Wen today, the puppet , It’s only been three months, but it’s fun, wait until I go out and bring the cat in for you to see.”

In less than a minute, Shan Nanchuan returned to the live broadcast room: "Wait a minute, the cat and Lu Wen are gone, I'll look for them!"

Barrage: "???" "Niubi!" "Why does this tone sound like my wife ran away with my cat?"