Su Zao stood at the door inexplicably, looking at the shop door shaking back and forth due to the strong push, he shrugged, and stretched out his hand to adjust the upward curve of the corners of his lips.
"The angle of the smile seems to be wrong again, it seems that we need to continue to practice."
The man in white was still floating in the air waving his hands. When he saw Su Suan coming back, he hurriedly shook his body and dodged behind the shelf.
Su Sha didn't see him, walked into the counter, threw the paper cup into the wastebasket, looked at the paper fan again, picked it up, and put it on the shelf in the collection room.
"Well, let's estimate the price carefully later. It shouldn't be a problem to sell it for one or two thousand."
He looked at the paper fan and said to himself.
The man in white heard it from behind, jumped out angrily, pointed at him and shouted: "You only gave him two hundred for something that can be sold for one or two thousand, and you still want his tea money, are you black-hearted!"
As if hearing his scolding, Su Zao turned around.
"what!"
Realizing that he was in a hurry and cursed out loud, the man in white hurriedly covered his mouth—it’s fine to scare others, this guy can’t be scared, the fan is still in his hand, in case he gets scared and destroys the fan Oops.
Su Sha's eyes fell on the man in white, but fortunately, he didn't yell hell like the others.
The man in white breathed a sigh of relief. In order not to scare the other party, he didn't hide immediately, but raised his hand and waved it in front of his eyes, saying like a mantra, "You can't see me, you can't see me, you can't see me."
Su Sha frowned slightly, and walked towards him, the man in white had no choice but to back away, and continued to chant mantras to hypnotize him.
"You can't see me, you can't see me, you can't see me."
Su Zai's reaction was to walk forward, all the way to the wall, and raised his hands in an embracing shape.
"Bastard, dare to take advantage of me!"
The man in white got angry and was about to kick him, but Su Zao ignored him and leaned on the wall on tiptoe to reach for something.
The man in white looked along his arm, and realized that what he had been looking at was not himself, but the picture frame hanging on the wall—the picture frame was crooked, and he just wanted to adjust it.
"You can't see me, others can see it, why can't you see it?"
It would be troublesome to be seen, but he was not happy to be ignored.
Watching Su Sha move the stool by the wall and step on it to adjust the photo frame, the man in white floated up and looked at the photo frame side by side with him.
It was a group photo of the three of them. In front of them was a very friendly old couple. Su Zao was standing behind them. The three of them were smiling happily at the camera.
It's just that because of Su Sha's appearance, when he smiled, the corners of his mouth seemed to be lifted by a string, which looked very weird.
"Are they your parents? What sins did you do in your previous life to give birth to such a vicious child?"
Su Sha couldn't see the man in white, and of course he couldn't hear his comments. The man in white pinched his chin, looked between the photo and Su Zai, and added.
"I think in your world, this should be regarded as a horror photo."
No one paid any attention to him, the man in white was a little bored, and kicked Su Sha's calf.
Said: "Looking is born from the heart, you look fierce, and your heart is dark, it must be God guiding me to find someone who is destined, then I will choose you, okay?"
As if feeling the pain coming from his leg, Su Zao hissed and bent over to touch his calf.
The man in white saw it interestingly, couldn't help but kicked it twice, and said, "But I chose you to help, and you must let you see me. Why can everyone see me, but you can't?"
Unexpectedly, Su Sha just jumped off the stool, and the man in white kicked the stool empty.
Turning the stool forward, Su Sha didn't step on it firmly, and the whole person fell to the ground.
Not only that, when he landed, he grabbed it forward, just in time to grab the clothes of the man in white.
Just like that, the man in white fell to the ground together with him, and was unlucky enough to become a human air cushion, firmly pressed down by him.
"Well……"
The two were so close, almost to the point where they could kiss each other just a little closer.
The man in white was dumbfounded, and Su Sha was also stunned. Seeing the person who appeared suddenly, he was a little confused about the situation, so he collected himself and quickly supported the floor with his arms, pulling away from each other.
But even so, the man in white was still pinned down by him.
Seeing that Su Sha's eyes were fixed on him, and his eyes matched with his expression, no one would believe that he was not a bad person, so he had to repeat the old trick.
"You can't see me, you can't see me, you can't see me."
After saying it several times, Su Zao finally responded, and asked stammeringly, "Who... are you?"
Oops, the spell failed at the critical moment, and the white-clothed man was dumbfounded. In an emergency, he thought of the phrase "strike first and be the best", and swung his fist.
With a stabbing sound, the long sleeve held down by Su Zai was torn apart. Fortunately, this did not hinder the man in white's movement, and that punch hit Su Zai's temple.
"I am your second uncle!"
If Su Sha had practiced martial arts, he wouldn't be so weak in normal times.
The problem is that the current situation is so bizarre that normal people can't make it out of their heads, and it just so happens that Su Sha is also an ordinary person.
So let alone accepting the move, he didn't even have basic defenses. He was punched KO, tilted to the side, and lay on the ground motionless.
"Hey……"
The man in white sat up and looked around, but Su Zao didn't respond, and he stretched out his foot to kick again, making a low moan.
The man in white patted his chest and let out a breath.
"Fortunately, it didn't hang up."
He stood up and looked down at Su Sha.
Su Sha was very big, even if he passed out, he still felt very oppressive.
The man in white put his hands on his hips and said, "I don't want to meet you under such circumstances, but since you are a bad person, then you are fine. Anyway, anyone can do it."
Remembering his purpose, the playful smile on the man in white disappeared.
It was really hard to make people feel better about that incident, he shook his head, and decided not to think about spoiling the fun, while he could walk around the world for the time being, it was more important to do business first.
He first floated to the collection room, and after a circle without finding anything, he floated to Su Zao's desk.
But he didn't understand those modern office equipment, so he thought the mouse was very interesting. He grabbed it and looked at it over and over again, but soon lost interest, turned around and floated to the second floor.
The second floor is the bedroom. The single man's room is rather monotonous. The man in white flipped through it casually, and was about to leave when his eyes fell on the DVD player.
The man in white didn't know the video player, but he could understand the pictures on those few discs, all of them were pictures of same-sex love, he raised his eyebrows.
"It turns out that this guy not only looks fierce, but also has a dark heart, and also has a habit of cutting sleeves."
For him, this is good news, he has a way to deal with lustful people, the only unpleasant thing is that he needs to sacrifice his hue.
But there are gains and losses in everything. In order to achieve the goal, he can still tolerate such a small sacrifice.
There was a noise from downstairs, the man in white came back to his senses, floated to the corridor to look over, Su Zai had already woken up, sat up moaning while covering his head.
In order not to be noticed, the man in white hurriedly floated to the storage room and hid in the fan.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Su Zaan still kept his head in his hands, so he was lucky not to see the white shadow flying past in front of his eyes.
He rubbed his forehead and tried to recall what happened just now, but because everything happened so fast, he couldn't figure out what happened to him after thinking about it.
Could it be the hell?
He thought to himself—besides this explanation, he couldn't think of any other possibility, but...hell, it's a miracle in broad daylight.
Because of his appearance, Su Sha didn't have many friends since he was a child, so the most common thing he did when he was young was to go under the overpass and listen to other people's stories.
I have heard a lot about ghosts and ghosts, but I don’t think ghosts are scary, but they are kind. The premise is that they should not be too ugly or scary.
Well, that person is definitely not ugly, no, it should be said to be beautiful.
After thinking for a long time, Su Za came to this conclusion. Although it was only for a moment, he had no time to see the other party's appearance clearly, but his intuition told him so.
Thinking of this, he stood up, looked around, and said loudly: "Are you a ghost? If you are a ghost, come out and report your identity. I don't mind you being a ghost, but I hope you are a polite ghost. Since you have come to my house, The thing to do is to greet the Patriarch, not the Patriarch, right?"
"You are the ghost, and your whole family is a ghost!" 』
If Su Sha was in the collection room at this moment, he would definitely hear aggrieved rebuttals.
This is what the man in white learned from his companions. It is said to be a modern catchphrase, but unfortunately, Su Sha didn't hear it. He yelled twice and didn't get a reply. He turned and went to the tea room.
After a while, the sound of boiling water sounded, and it turned out that he had gone to make tea.
The man in white was shocked, shaking the paper fan back and forth on the shelf, thinking that this guy's heart is too big, the reaction of the ghost is not like this, everyone is afraid of ghosts, why isn't he afraid?
Oh, I see. The so-called ghosts are also afraid of evil people. He is a wicked person, so of course he is not afraid of ghosts.
Then, if he chooses Su Sha to do this, he is doing justice for the heavens, right?
"The angle of the smile seems to be wrong again, it seems that we need to continue to practice."
The man in white was still floating in the air waving his hands. When he saw Su Suan coming back, he hurriedly shook his body and dodged behind the shelf.
Su Sha didn't see him, walked into the counter, threw the paper cup into the wastebasket, looked at the paper fan again, picked it up, and put it on the shelf in the collection room.
"Well, let's estimate the price carefully later. It shouldn't be a problem to sell it for one or two thousand."
He looked at the paper fan and said to himself.
The man in white heard it from behind, jumped out angrily, pointed at him and shouted: "You only gave him two hundred for something that can be sold for one or two thousand, and you still want his tea money, are you black-hearted!"
As if hearing his scolding, Su Zao turned around.
"what!"
Realizing that he was in a hurry and cursed out loud, the man in white hurriedly covered his mouth—it’s fine to scare others, this guy can’t be scared, the fan is still in his hand, in case he gets scared and destroys the fan Oops.
Su Sha's eyes fell on the man in white, but fortunately, he didn't yell hell like the others.
The man in white breathed a sigh of relief. In order not to scare the other party, he didn't hide immediately, but raised his hand and waved it in front of his eyes, saying like a mantra, "You can't see me, you can't see me, you can't see me."
Su Sha frowned slightly, and walked towards him, the man in white had no choice but to back away, and continued to chant mantras to hypnotize him.
"You can't see me, you can't see me, you can't see me."
Su Zai's reaction was to walk forward, all the way to the wall, and raised his hands in an embracing shape.
"Bastard, dare to take advantage of me!"
The man in white got angry and was about to kick him, but Su Zao ignored him and leaned on the wall on tiptoe to reach for something.
The man in white looked along his arm, and realized that what he had been looking at was not himself, but the picture frame hanging on the wall—the picture frame was crooked, and he just wanted to adjust it.
"You can't see me, others can see it, why can't you see it?"
It would be troublesome to be seen, but he was not happy to be ignored.
Watching Su Sha move the stool by the wall and step on it to adjust the photo frame, the man in white floated up and looked at the photo frame side by side with him.
It was a group photo of the three of them. In front of them was a very friendly old couple. Su Zao was standing behind them. The three of them were smiling happily at the camera.
It's just that because of Su Sha's appearance, when he smiled, the corners of his mouth seemed to be lifted by a string, which looked very weird.
"Are they your parents? What sins did you do in your previous life to give birth to such a vicious child?"
Su Sha couldn't see the man in white, and of course he couldn't hear his comments. The man in white pinched his chin, looked between the photo and Su Zai, and added.
"I think in your world, this should be regarded as a horror photo."
No one paid any attention to him, the man in white was a little bored, and kicked Su Sha's calf.
Said: "Looking is born from the heart, you look fierce, and your heart is dark, it must be God guiding me to find someone who is destined, then I will choose you, okay?"
As if feeling the pain coming from his leg, Su Zao hissed and bent over to touch his calf.
The man in white saw it interestingly, couldn't help but kicked it twice, and said, "But I chose you to help, and you must let you see me. Why can everyone see me, but you can't?"
Unexpectedly, Su Sha just jumped off the stool, and the man in white kicked the stool empty.
Turning the stool forward, Su Sha didn't step on it firmly, and the whole person fell to the ground.
Not only that, when he landed, he grabbed it forward, just in time to grab the clothes of the man in white.
Just like that, the man in white fell to the ground together with him, and was unlucky enough to become a human air cushion, firmly pressed down by him.
"Well……"
The two were so close, almost to the point where they could kiss each other just a little closer.
The man in white was dumbfounded, and Su Sha was also stunned. Seeing the person who appeared suddenly, he was a little confused about the situation, so he collected himself and quickly supported the floor with his arms, pulling away from each other.
But even so, the man in white was still pinned down by him.
Seeing that Su Sha's eyes were fixed on him, and his eyes matched with his expression, no one would believe that he was not a bad person, so he had to repeat the old trick.
"You can't see me, you can't see me, you can't see me."
After saying it several times, Su Zao finally responded, and asked stammeringly, "Who... are you?"
Oops, the spell failed at the critical moment, and the white-clothed man was dumbfounded. In an emergency, he thought of the phrase "strike first and be the best", and swung his fist.
With a stabbing sound, the long sleeve held down by Su Zai was torn apart. Fortunately, this did not hinder the man in white's movement, and that punch hit Su Zai's temple.
"I am your second uncle!"
If Su Sha had practiced martial arts, he wouldn't be so weak in normal times.
The problem is that the current situation is so bizarre that normal people can't make it out of their heads, and it just so happens that Su Sha is also an ordinary person.
So let alone accepting the move, he didn't even have basic defenses. He was punched KO, tilted to the side, and lay on the ground motionless.
"Hey……"
The man in white sat up and looked around, but Su Zao didn't respond, and he stretched out his foot to kick again, making a low moan.
The man in white patted his chest and let out a breath.
"Fortunately, it didn't hang up."
He stood up and looked down at Su Sha.
Su Sha was very big, even if he passed out, he still felt very oppressive.
The man in white put his hands on his hips and said, "I don't want to meet you under such circumstances, but since you are a bad person, then you are fine. Anyway, anyone can do it."
Remembering his purpose, the playful smile on the man in white disappeared.
It was really hard to make people feel better about that incident, he shook his head, and decided not to think about spoiling the fun, while he could walk around the world for the time being, it was more important to do business first.
He first floated to the collection room, and after a circle without finding anything, he floated to Su Zao's desk.
But he didn't understand those modern office equipment, so he thought the mouse was very interesting. He grabbed it and looked at it over and over again, but soon lost interest, turned around and floated to the second floor.
The second floor is the bedroom. The single man's room is rather monotonous. The man in white flipped through it casually, and was about to leave when his eyes fell on the DVD player.
The man in white didn't know the video player, but he could understand the pictures on those few discs, all of them were pictures of same-sex love, he raised his eyebrows.
"It turns out that this guy not only looks fierce, but also has a dark heart, and also has a habit of cutting sleeves."
For him, this is good news, he has a way to deal with lustful people, the only unpleasant thing is that he needs to sacrifice his hue.
But there are gains and losses in everything. In order to achieve the goal, he can still tolerate such a small sacrifice.
There was a noise from downstairs, the man in white came back to his senses, floated to the corridor to look over, Su Zai had already woken up, sat up moaning while covering his head.
In order not to be noticed, the man in white hurriedly floated to the storage room and hid in the fan.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Su Zaan still kept his head in his hands, so he was lucky not to see the white shadow flying past in front of his eyes.
He rubbed his forehead and tried to recall what happened just now, but because everything happened so fast, he couldn't figure out what happened to him after thinking about it.
Could it be the hell?
He thought to himself—besides this explanation, he couldn't think of any other possibility, but...hell, it's a miracle in broad daylight.
Because of his appearance, Su Sha didn't have many friends since he was a child, so the most common thing he did when he was young was to go under the overpass and listen to other people's stories.
I have heard a lot about ghosts and ghosts, but I don’t think ghosts are scary, but they are kind. The premise is that they should not be too ugly or scary.
Well, that person is definitely not ugly, no, it should be said to be beautiful.
After thinking for a long time, Su Za came to this conclusion. Although it was only for a moment, he had no time to see the other party's appearance clearly, but his intuition told him so.
Thinking of this, he stood up, looked around, and said loudly: "Are you a ghost? If you are a ghost, come out and report your identity. I don't mind you being a ghost, but I hope you are a polite ghost. Since you have come to my house, The thing to do is to greet the Patriarch, not the Patriarch, right?"
"You are the ghost, and your whole family is a ghost!" 』
If Su Sha was in the collection room at this moment, he would definitely hear aggrieved rebuttals.
This is what the man in white learned from his companions. It is said to be a modern catchphrase, but unfortunately, Su Sha didn't hear it. He yelled twice and didn't get a reply. He turned and went to the tea room.
After a while, the sound of boiling water sounded, and it turned out that he had gone to make tea.
The man in white was shocked, shaking the paper fan back and forth on the shelf, thinking that this guy's heart is too big, the reaction of the ghost is not like this, everyone is afraid of ghosts, why isn't he afraid?
Oh, I see. The so-called ghosts are also afraid of evil people. He is a wicked person, so of course he is not afraid of ghosts.
Then, if he chooses Su Sha to do this, he is doing justice for the heavens, right?
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