Hundred Treasures of the Monster Tan: Meat Feed

"How can it rain on such a beautiful day? Probably the climate in the mountains is like this."

After entering the mountain, the sun was covered by dense branches, and the light on the mountain road was dimmed. The group of people were tired from chatting and leaned on the back of the chair to sleep.

A certain tiger on the roof of the car was also tired of rummaging, and lay down on the car with its limbs spread out, and began to ponder.

If it returns to its original shape, let alone a box of meat, a whole carload of people can easily eat it.

But what is the spell to change the original shape? I have been asleep for too long and can’t remember it, so let’s change... I will change... I will change... I will change...

The off-road vehicle was advancing silently on the narrow road. Zong Jue looked at everyone's sleeping appearances and said mockingly, "Well, you really think of me as the driver."

Zong Jue didn't pay attention to something passing by the side mirror of the car at first, but after a while, it flickered in the mirror again.

This time Zong Jue saw it clearly, it was a long tail with tiger skin pattern, it was probably a cat, he couldn't help but laugh.

"It turns out that you were the one who was acting weird just now. Forget it, let me give you a ride."

When the destination arrived, the people in the car were still sleeping. Zong Jue called them twice, but no one responded, so he had to get out of the car to unload the goods first.

He climbed to the roof of the car, reached out to lift the plastic paper, and was stunned halfway.

A tiger kitten was lying on its back on the plastic sheet, its two paws resting on the back of its head as a pillow.

Under the sunlight, its belly heaved up and down, and its fur was as smooth as a soft satin.

This pose is so cute, it looks like a human being taking a nap. Zong Suo smiled and stretched out his hand to scratch its stomach.

"You haven't left yet."

The kitten opened its eyes, its pupils were blurred, and it looked like it was drowsy.

Zong Jue couldn't help but scratched it a couple more times, this time it came to its senses, and grabbed Zong Jue's arm with one paw, leaving a few bloodstains.

"You little wild cat!"

Zong Jue withdrew his hand in pain, the kitten arched its back, and gave him a warning sound of snoring, its eyes were green, and the pupils were full of coldness, and the king character on its forehead was very obvious when it was fried...

Wait, Wang Zi?

Zong Jue set his eyes on the kitten's forehead again, but after threatening him, the kitten twisted its buttocks, jumped out of the car and ran away.

He looked suspiciously at the place where the kitten disappeared, and muttered, "Wang's cat is written on his forehead? Lynx?"

"Oh, Zong Jue, you are bleeding, what's going on?"

The companions jumped out of the car, and Sun Xiaoyue asked in surprise when she saw the scar on Zong Jue's arm.

"It's okay, the kitten caught it."

"It's a wild cat. Disinfect it quickly. The cats in the mountains carry so many viruses. It would be bad if they got rabies."

Sun Xiaoyue was careful and brought spare medicines before she came.

She brought alcohol and gauze, cleaned Zong Jue's wound, and said, "This is only a temporary treatment, remember to go back and get rabies vaccination."

Zong Jue agreed, and the others also started to prepare for camping, setting up tents and barbecue grills. Meimei took out her fishing rod and said she was going fishing in a nearby stream.

The tiger hid in the grass, watching everyone's busyness not far away, it licked the paw that just grabbed people.

Cursed: "You are wild cats, you not only carry the virus, you are also blind, I am a majestic beast, does Kui know that? Ancient beasts, believe it or not, I struck you to death with a lightning strike."

It stretched out its paws to touch the king on the forehead, and found it unbearable that Zong Jue would think that he was a cat when he saw the king.

Hacking him to death is too cheap, he should drink his blood and eat his flesh, and then... hmm?

It stopped scratching its forehead, put its paw into its mouth and sucked it, and belatedly realized that the taste was quite delicious.

Oops, what if I really want to eat him!

The people in the villa are too stingy, it hasn't opened its belly to eat for a long time, there are six people here, first eat a full meal, and enjoy the rest as snacks slowly.

Thinking of this, the tiger opened its mouth and rushed forward, passing the off-road vehicle halfway, its shape was reflected by the body, and it stopped, only then belatedly realized that it was only as big as a cat now.

Well, well, coax, change back to the appearance of a divine beast!

The tiger muttered something, and half a day passed, but the shape reflected by the car body did not change at all.

It was so anxious that it was about to cry, it didn't matter if it forgot the spell to return to its original shape, at least it would be fine to make it return to the size of a specimen.

Even though he was able to take it in and out last night, why did he forget everything after eating a piece of jerky.

Blame the damn jerky even though it was super delicious!

Well, well, coax, change!Heaven and earth appear, change!Five-spice beef jerky, change!

No matter how many mantras the tiger uttered, none of them worked.

It was panting with anger, and finally gave up, staring at the humans not far away, and turned its food target to the food in their hands.

The group was still busy preparing for the picnic, and no one could have imagined that there was a miniature tiger staring at them not far away.

Only Zong Jue felt that something was wrong, looked at the grass on the opposite side, and asked everyone.

"Did you feel that there was a beast around here?"

"Yes, aren't we just here to eat wild game?"

"No, I mean the beast that wants to eat us."

"Rabies won't attack so quickly, right? You're already hallucinating? Even if there are wild beasts, they'll eat you. We're all carnivores."

"By the way, you'd better not go fishing. It is said that rabies can't touch the water, and it will go crazy when it sees the water."

Dahe snatched the small bucket and fishing rod from Zongjue's hand, and went to find Meimei. Zongjue shrugged and turned to build a bonfire.

Sun Xiaoyue came to help him and said, "Don't be as knowledgeable as they are, they are just jealous of you."

"Are you jealous of a butcher?"

The tiger was dizzy from hunger nearby, and when he heard the word "meat", he immediately woke up, took two steps forward, and pricked up his ears to listen.

Sun Xiaoyue said: "Don't be like this. You were a top student in the finance department back then. How many female classmates gave you favors. It was a lie to say that they were not jealous. Now that they are doing better, they want to express their grievances. In fact, they didn't. malicious."

Do female classmates have blue eyes?

Standing in the position of the tiger, Zong Jue could just be seen. He squatted there with his head lowered to brace himself, a strand of black hair hanging down his forehead, lining his fair skin, his neck was slightly sunken, and he was a bit thin.

Tiger doesn't know much about human's preferences, so he thought that women like this type now, but in the past, everyone liked to be strong and mighty.

This kind is too thin, there is no meat on the ribs, it is not enjoyable to eat, anyway, it doesn't like it very much.

But judging by his thin skin and tender flesh, at least the meat shouldn't be unpalatable.

The tiger's gaze moved from Zong Jue's neck bone to his chest, and then from his chest to his waist, wondering which part was the best to eat.

Zong Jue didn't know that he had become a meal for the beast. He set up the bonfire and opened the cooler bag.

Sun Xiaoyue said with a smile: "You brought a lot of things, and Fengyang's favorite stewed pork. It's a pity that he worked overtime temporarily to entertain foreign customers, so he couldn't come."

Hearing this name, Zong Jue's expression froze slightly, and he pretended to ask casually, "Are you still together?"

"It didn't take long to join the company and he broke up. He has changed girlfriends several times now. That person is too ambitious and only wants to climb up.

There is nothing wrong with this, people go to high places, he is the best among our classmates, I joined the company at the same time as him, and now he follows the boss in and out, I am just a department head, Infuriating. "

"Don't say that, you're amazing too."

"So-so, in fact, I think it's you who are the most regrettable. At that time, the boss has chosen you. If you didn't refuse, there would be nothing wrong with him."

"No, a person like him is not something in the pool."

"By the way, he asked me about you when I came."

"Ask about me?"

Zong Jue turned his head, and the sun shone on his face, which was slightly red.

Tired from squatting, the tiger lay down on the ground, looked at him with his chin resting on his front paws, and suddenly felt that he looked quite good-looking.

According to its experience, he likes this woman, and it's time for them to have sex, so hurry up, it can also eat meat!

What Tiger expected to happen did not happen, Sun Xiaoyue took out beer and mineral water.

He said casually: "I just asked how you are doing, and said that our company needs talents like you, and he very much hopes that you will join.

Hmph, maybe he also wants to show off his current ability to you, after all, you were the only one who could keep pace with him back then. "

Zong Jue turned his head back, and said flatly, "That will probably disappoint him."

"However, I quite agree with his proposal. It's not that selling meat is bad, but that your ability deserves more space to develop.

It's a pity to have been doing small business in the old street. "

Sun Xiaoyue looked at Zong Jue with anticipation on her face, but Zong Jue lacked interest, so she replied, let's talk about it and go on to other things.

Sun Xiaoyue was a little disappointed, and threw the food she took out on the cutting board.