After three years

12 month 31 day.

Xun Ziye touched the phone in the dark, the screen lit up, and he glanced at it hastily.

'20:57'.

well.

Xun Ziye thought to himself expressionlessly.

Can go on for three hours.

"Old Xun, Lao Xun, come and sing!"

Li Xin, who had just finished singing the heavy metal "Love Trading" of the bad street agricultural rap N years ago, put the microphone into Xun Ziye's hand without knowing it, and the colleagues in the entire private room looked at him.

Xun Ziye's hand holding the microphone trembled slightly.

Things are pretty bad.

"Ahem." Xun Ziye stood up resolutely, taking three steps in parallel to prevent the group of 2B colleagues from ordering some "Divine Comedy" for him that he would want to crash to death on the spot at KTV after singing. Next to the karaoke machine, he successfully occupied the console that controls life and death.

Without waiting for others to make suggestions, he danced his fingers and tapped the song "Little Star" at the limit of his hand speed.

"cut--"

After seeing what song he ordered, everyone booed with disdain and dissatisfaction.

"Brother Xun, what the hell is Little Xing Xing? It's better if you sing a love business like Lajixin!" Sibering, who was closest to Xun Ziye, took the lead, "Change the song! Change the song! Change the song! Change the song !"

"Shut up!" Holding a microphone, the entire private room was under Xun Ziye's control.He easily suppressed Spining's booing, cleared his throat, and finished "reading" the song "Little Star" in tune.

There is no other way, who told him that he was born with tone deafness, and being mixed in the chorus can take the whole team away.

This group of spicy chickens just wanted to see him lose face, but how could Xun Ziye give them this chance?

The face is his own, if he wants to lose it, lose it first!

Amid the boos, Xun Ziye, who was about to lose his composure, quickly put down the microphone, and used all kinds of excuses to 'go to the bathroom' to get away.

But he still made a mistake.

There is a toilet in this broken KTV, and then the problem comes.

There are people in the toilet now.

What could be more desperate than now?

"Old Xun! Don't even think about running away!" Li Xin rushed up with all his teeth and claws, and held down Xun Ziye with Sibiening.

Sibering laughed horribly, "Brother Xun, who would run away after singing only one song? Today, as your birthday star, it is unreasonable not to take the lead in singing for an hour!"

Sing you uncle!

Xun Ziye racked his brains, trying to find a reasonable reason.However, the idea is that it takes less time to use it. The old man obviously always sees some amazing ghost ideas when he surfs the Internet, but he can't think of any at this time.

"What are you thinking? I'm just going to go outside to make a phone call." Xun Ziye took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket with difficulty, and waved it in front of Li Xin and Sibining's eyes.

Sibining and Li Xin looked at each other and said in unison: "I don't believe it!"

"Really." Xun Ziye said seriously.

As soon as the voice fell, the phone screen lit up and the bell rang. The melody of "Good Luck Comes" even overwhelmed the resounding singing of the colleague who was in charge of the microphone, and Xun Ziye became the object of much attention in an instant.

God help me too.

Xun Ziye secretly liked the person who called at this time, thinking that he would recognize even the person who was selling houses and advertising.Hearing the bell, Sibining and Li Xin's expressions of victory immediately turned into mourning, they could only watch helplessly as the person they had finally caught pushed open the door and walked away.

"Hey, Mom, what's the matter?"

Xun Ziye walked quickly from the corridor to the small semi-open garden that came with the KTV before answering the phone.

Quite unexpectedly, the person who called was neither a house seller nor an insurance seller, but Xun Ziye's own mother, Ms. Ji Yazhen.

This made Xun Ziye a little puzzled.

Ji Yazhen implemented a free-range policy for him since she was a child, and she seldom interfered with his daily life as an adult. She would never call unless it was such a big matter as the death of her father. What day surprised her to use her golden finger? Dial the phone number?

Even if today is his birthday, generally speaking, the other party can't be alarmed.

Ji Yazhen: "Go home tomorrow, and I'll arrange a blind date for you."

Xun Ziye: ...

With this opening, a heavy bomb was dropped.

"Blind...kids?" These two words were like a blow to the head, and Xun Ziye couldn't recover for a long time, "Mom, how did you arrange a blind date for me?"

"The other party is the same as you, come back and have a meal with him to see if you can get along." Apart from the voice of Ji Yazhen's voice, there was also a rustling sound.The sound is crisp and sharp, like the collision of mahjong.

Xun Ziye asked: "Same as me? Does that mean his lucky value is also 10?"

Ji Yazhen said: "You'll find out when you come back tomorrow and take a look, hang up."

"Wait, wait." Xun Ziye hurriedly added, "Don't hang up, I still have something to ask."

"Ask." Concise and concise, act decisively.

Ji Yazhen has always been like this in this respect.If you have anything to ask, you have to ask clearly at once, otherwise you will ask later, Ji Yazhen [-]% will turn her face and deny it—"I said it last time", "I don't remember", "Recall it yourself".

Xun Ziye hurriedly asked the question in his heart, "Whether the other party is a man or a woman? How old? What does it look like? Do you have a picture? Also, what are you doing now?"

"Man, the same age as you. I don't know if I haven't seen it before. Yes, I'm playing mahjong now." Ji Yazhen also answered all the questions at once.

Xun Ziye didn't have much interest in the previous answer, blind date is basically a routine.On the contrary, he was a little concerned about the last answer, and said in surprise: "Did you find someone to play mahjong with you?"

Ji Yazhen: "No."

Xun Ziye was puzzled, "Then how do you play mahjong now?"

"Automatic mahjong machine, push it down, knead it evenly and sweep it in, and repeat the above actions infinitely." Ji Yazhen replied indifferently: "Okay, that's it, hang up."

As soon as the voice fell, there was a busy tone from the phone.

Xun Ziye held the phone and disconnected his phone, he didn't know whether he should complain about Ji Yazhen's boredom, or think about the blind date she was talking about first.

Blind date.

Thinking that Xun Ziye has lived for 30 years, this is the first time he has come into contact with these two words.

Five minutes later, Xun Ziye returned to the private room.

The group of Sand Sculpture colleagues had already had fun, and when they returned, everyone was singing a saliva song together with incomplete tone, and the low-key Xun Ziye did not cause any commotion.Just at the moment when he sat down, Sibie Ning and Li Xin on the side approached shamelessly.

"Brother Xun, how about singing one more song?" Sibering had drunk a little too much, and his words were reeking of alcohol.This newcomer who has just entered the workplace usually looks quite restrained, but at this time he can have fun. He put his shoulders on Xun Ziye's shoulders and persuaded him: "La Jixin said that it doesn't matter if the five notes are not complete. Whoever sings the loudest will be the best." The one who is confident will win. If you are afraid of losing face, you can sing with Uncle Zhu!"

The full name of Uncle Zhu he mentioned was Zhu Yuan, and he was famous throughout the company for his tone insufficiency.But he didn't know it, and he had to sing a song in the office every break time. His colleagues were tortured by his "voice of nature", and secretly gave him the title of "Uncle Pig".

Xun Ziye felt that this title was an insult to pigs. In his opinion, pigs' cry was better than Zhu Yuan's singing.At least pigs don't usually squawk easily, but Zhu Yuan has to sing a song every day.

Singing with Zhu Yuan, it is estimated that this private room will be killed.

For the safety of his colleagues, Xun Ziye smiled and rejected Sibiening's proposal.

Xun Ziye refused to go up again, and everyone had nothing to do with him.This kind of party is never short of singers, if you don't sing, I will go, and making such a fuss is just for fun.

Unknowingly, everyone played until 11:30.

On time, the door of the private room was pushed open, and a waiter came in pushing a small cart.Apart from drinks and snacks, the most conspicuous thing on the cart is the double-layered strawberry cake in the middle.The snow-white cream is full of strawberries, which are pink and tender, and one glance will make a girl's heart revive.

Xun Ziye jumped up from the sofa when he saw it, thinking that he really shouldn't expect too much from this group of sand sculpture colleagues.He couldn't help asking: "Why strawberry cake? What about the promised fruit?"

"Strawberries are not fruits anymore? You were expelled from your fruit registration for strawberries, Lao Xun." Li Xin said as he started to unpack the paper plates and small plastic forks.The drunken Spining stretched out his hand and handed the knife to Xun Ziye, "Look carefully, this cake contains our love for you!"

After hearing this, Xun Ziye suddenly had some bad premonition.

This premonition came true in the next moment.

"What the hell is this?!" After seeing what was next to the cake, Xun Ziye almost dropped his knife in fright, "You want me to bring this kind of thing? Don't even think about it!"

It was a birthday hat made of paper, but it was not an ordinary birthday hat.It is dotted with all kinds of cute little pompoms and little hearts, and the most flamboyant thing is that there are two long rabbit ears standing on it.

Seeing this thing, Xun Ziye was not calm.

Whose head will this thing end up on? Is there any need to think about it?

"Old Xun, calm down! Calm down!" Li Xin and Sibeining held down Xun Ziye who wanted to run away again. This woman is indeed the only warrior in the office of the dead house who insists on clocking in the gym every day. Infinity, plus a Spinning who is dispensable but can exert some strength at the critical moment, successfully immobilized Xun Ziye, "Think about it, this is the last night for you to be overwhelmed. You alone, didn't we go through the same thing on our birthdays!"

Same ghost!

Can a bunny ear birthday hat be the same as a normal birthday hat?

"Yes, brother Xun! Hurry up and bring it!"

"If you are a man, you need women's clothes!"

……

The booing of his colleagues made Xun Ziye's head explode, and he would have slipped away when he was on the phone just now.This is a good time, I missed the best mobile phone for running, and I can't walk even if I want to.After struggling for a long time, Li Xin gained the upper hand and successfully put the pink and pink rabbit ears birthday hat on Xun Ziye's head.

In an instant, several flashlights turned on at the same time, illuminating Xun Ziye's loveless face.

You wait for me!

Xun Ziye let go of the cruel words in his heart expressionlessly, his serious and indifferent expression looked ridiculous no matter how he looked against the birthday hat on his head.While Li Xin was taking pictures, Xun Ziye quickly reached out and tried to take off the wicked hat with rabbit ears.

However, he never expected that there were still a few small clips attached to the hat.The little clip held his hair tightly, and the hat didn't come off, but the hair was about to fall out.

After struggling for a long time, the birthday hat was still firmly on the top of his head, only slightly tilted.

Xun Ziye gave up.

Forget it.

He comforted himself in his heart.

Anyway, today is my birthday, so it's okay to be a little crazy.Of course, he still remembers this hatred, and he will wait for those who make a fuss today!

After a group of people finished solving the girl's heart-filled but equally wicked strawberry cake, they laughed and laughed for a while.Xun Ziye took out his mobile phone and looked at it. Before he knew it, it was almost twelve o'clock.

Looking at the time, Xun Ziye immediately woke up.He stood up abruptly, "I'll go first."

Among the group of people, Li Xin was the only one who was more sober. She wanted to speak out to persuade her to stay, but Xun Ziye directly stuck the phone screen to her face.After seeing the time clearly, he swallowed all the words to persuade him to stay, "Okay, just be careful!"

"It's okay, it's not twelve o'clock yet." The phone shows that it's eleven fifty-three, and it's not far from Xun Ziye's house, so it's still in time.

Saying goodbye to his colleagues who were about to go crazy until dawn, Xun Ziye left in a hurry.But I didn't expect that as soon as I opened the door, I bumped into a person head-on.

This collision went straight into the opponent's arms, at first glance it seemed like throwing an embrace.

The KTV was too dark, and Xun Ziye also drank some wine tonight. The collision confused his still remaining sobriety, and it took him a while to react.

"I'm sorry." Xun Ziye said in a low voice. He squinted his eyes and looked at the other person, but the private room was too bright just now, and it was too dark here. His eyes hadn't adjusted to it for a while, and he couldn't see the person in front of him clearly no matter how he looked.

"It's okay." The other party's voice was quite low. Seeing that he was a little unsteady, he reached out to support him, "You..."

This sentence hesitated to speak, but Xun Ziye suddenly reacted.

Depend on!The damn rabbit ears on his head are still there!

Fortunately, he came to his senses at this time, otherwise, when he went out with this thing all the way, he might see you on Douyin tomorrow.

Xun Ziye suddenly reached out to take off his hat, but he forgot what he couldn't take off when he was sober, and now that he had drunk a lot of wine, it was even more impossible to take it off.He fiddled with it for a long time, but the rabbit ears were still firmly on his head.

Li Xin, your uncle!

Seeing Xun Ziye's irritable and annoyed appearance, the person in front of him couldn't help but bend his mouth, and stretched out his hand, "Let me help you."

Xun Ziye settled down.

He just followed the Tao, letting the other party touch the top of his head with slightly cool fingers.After rubbing in the hair for a while, he heard the other party say again: "It's ok."

The birthday hat was taken off by him, and Xun Ziye felt that the pink color was really dazzling, and he didn't want to see it again after taking a look at it.He hurriedly thanked the other party, "Thank you, throw this thing away."

After dropping these words, he hurried away, his pace was so fast that he was about to run.

The other party didn't care, looking at the birthday hat with rabbit ears in his hand, and recalling how that person was wearing it just now, couldn't help but smile again.

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