Long Baer love history

There is fishing.Reluctantly, he drove the cloud back bitterly.

When I went back, I saw that Long Ba was still lying on the bed.Feng He didn't eat enough in the morning, and was already hungry, so he grabbed Long Ba's hand by the bed and said, "Fat uncle, get up, get up and cook! Fat uncle, get up!"

Long Ba hummed and chirped: "How many times have I said don't call me Uncle Fat, you can call me Uncle Long or Uncle Ba! Just don't call me Uncle Fat! I won't get up if you call me Uncle Fat!" I'm really too lazy to move.

Feng He left, crossed his waist and wanted to call: "Uncle Fat Dragon! Uncle Fat Eight! Uncle Fat!" After shouting, he salivated and walked over to pretend to be pitiful: "Uncle Fat is up to cook, Feng He is hungry! Hungry!"

Long Ba groaned, no matter how soft Feng He was, he would not move his body.Seeing Ao Jun's return from the corner of his eyes, he was immediately overjoyed, and hurriedly shouted: "Brother Jun, brother Jun, you are back! It's just in time for you to come back, go and make dinner! I can't get away here! Fenghe said he was hungry, eh , Actually, actually, I’m also a little hungry haha..." He quickly pushed Feng He next to him: "Your Uncle Jun is back, let Uncle Jun cook, go and go. Don't hang around here, I'm just doing business! "

When Feng He heard that it was Ao Jun who was cooking again, her face immediately collapsed.He looked at the dragon in the nest like a big bastard, the child thought to himself that you are still doing business, you are similar to an old hen hatching eggs!The quilt-covered Long Ba was slapped hard, turned around and ran away with short feet.

Ao Jun was so angry in his heart that he couldn't find one place!It's a pity that after the man told him to cook, he turned his head away and muttered to himself talking to Dan.He turned around twice in front of Long Ba on purpose, but Long Ba didn't look at him again, making him want to have a fit, but he couldn't find a reason.

I could only snort, and resigned myself to the kitchen.However, the more he thought about it, the more he felt annoyed, and his mind was full of those round eggs rolling around on the ground, which was very unpleasant.

From the beginning to the end, Long Ba didn't cook to help him.Even for eating, Ao Jun called three times. Yao Sanchangzhu waited for all the people who were waiting for the meal to arrive, and then he slowly got up.

There are quite a lot of dishes on the table, fried poached eggs, tomatoes, scrambled eggs, custard, egg rolls, leek egg drop soup, all of which are related to eggs.The old dragon sat there gracefully, glanced at the table, then at Ao Jun, smiled and said nothing.

At the beginning, Long Ba didn't think there was anything wrong, he was never picky about his food.Hula Hula picked up two bowls of rice.When he went to serve the third bowl of rice and came back to sit down, Lao Long turned his wrist, stretched out his chopsticks and put a poached egg into his bowl.Long Ba was immediately flattered, and gave Chang Zhu a grateful glance: "Thank you, thank you Brother Chang Zhu."

Chang Zhu smiled and waved at him, generously expressing that there is nothing to worry about.And Feng He rolled his eyes at him in anger.

Holding the poached egg, Long Ba took a bite, and finally realized something was wrong: "Hey, this poached egg is so big! Does our family raise such a big chicken? Can it lay such a big egg? "

Before Ao Jun answered, the old dragon smiled and said, "Have I ever seen such a big egg? I heard that Jiu Ya came to visit you today and gave you a special product, isn't it..."

Long Ba was taken aback.

Lao Long flicked the bowl with his chopsticks lightly, and commented: "It's very fresh, and the taste is not bad." He smiled and greeted Long Ba: "What are you doing here, eat quickly!"

Long Ba jumped up from the stool and ran into the room to look at his precious egg.The tomb where the eggs were placed was empty, with nothing left.

Like being dodged by lightning, Long Ba looked around again in disbelief, but still found nothing.With a mournful face, he shuffled out, slumped on the chair and murmured, "My eggs, my eggs are gone! They're all gone!"

"Oh, your eggs..." Chang Zhu smiled half-smile, pointing to the dishes on the table one by one with his chopsticks: "Aren't all your eggs here? What are you waiting for? Eat quickly, the eggs." When it cools down, it will have a fishy smell."

"Eat!" Ao Jun coughed and knocked on the edge of the bowl.He glanced at Chang Zhu in dissatisfaction, and the latter returned him with a bright smile that he was afraid that the world would not be chaotic.

Long Ba looked at the poached eggs in his rice bowl that were cut and fried on both sides and could no longer be hatched from human-shaped monsters. Xianyu couldn't help crying loudly, clenched his two small fists tightly. Choked up with sobs, he said: "You, have you cooked all the eggs that brother Jiuya gave me?" Thinking of eating these eggs himself and eating a lot, Long Ba became more and more sad, crying so hard that he was out of breath Got angry.

In a fit of rage, Ao Jun did cook the eggs that seemed to him to be stupid and obscure. There were a few that he couldn't finish eating. He also boiled salt water and soaked the salted eggs in a jar. The firewood burned cleanly.He was refreshed, but he didn't expect Long Ba to be provoked by Chang Zhu and burst into tears.

Ao Jun was ashamed to be tricked into hatching eggs by Jiu Ya, not to mention there were three people with six eyes waiting eagerly to watch the excitement.Seeing that Long Ba is still embarrassed, the more he cries, the louder he cries, and he can't stop, what is he thinking of clenching his fist?

Ao Jun felt that he couldn't hold back his face, so he put on a stern face, picked up the rice bowl on the table and forced it into his hand: "Don't cry! Eat obediently!"

Long Ba refused to pick it up, and Ao Jun fortified the fortress. Long Ba got angry and slapped the bowl to the ground.For a moment, the fragments splashed all over the place, which frightened him.Ao Jun was taken aback for a moment, seeing that you are doing well, you are used to your temper, right? How dare you throw a bowl?Without thinking, he raised his hand and slapped Long Ba on the forehead.In fact, he didn't really hit him, but Long Ba didn't expect that he would actually do something to him, and he was stunned by the beating all of a sudden, and he even forgot to cry.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Yao San and Chang Zhu jumped away.

Chang Zhu carried Feng He, together with Yao San, moved to the courtyard wall to sit and watch the fun.

Feng He was still happily shaking his two feet on the wall: "Yo yo~~ fight, fight! Fat uncle, come on! Fight back!"

Seeing that Long Ba stopped crying all of a sudden, Ao Jun stood there with his head down and his face in silence, and he also felt that he shouldn't fight him.If you want to coax him, the three of you are watching carelessly, and you can't say a soft word.

He stared at the hair on the top of Long Ba's head for a while, sighed, and even pulled and hugged Long Ba into the room, thinking that it would be fine to avoid these three eye-catching guys and come to comfort Long Ba. .

Feng He blinked her eyes curiously: "Yo yo~~ There is a fight at the head of the bed~~ Uncle Fat, Uncle Jun, your uncle, do you want to have sex at the end of the bed? Hurry up and do it at the end of the bed!"

Ao Jun heard the veins on his forehead throbbing, and glanced at Chang Zhu in embarrassment and anger: How do you teach this little kid in your family?

Chang Zhu smiled, and at some point, he conjured up a fan and shook it in his hand.

Long Ba is no longer the ignorant little dragon who didn't know anything back then. Feng He just said it unintentionally, but when he heard this, his neck turned red, and he refused to enter the house even if he was beaten to death. It can't be cleaned either.

He sat on the threshold, and Ren Ao Jun said he would find the egg and return it to him.But he always felt that the one fried into poached eggs might be the smartest, and the one boiled into egg drop soup might be the prettiest. , seemingly calm, but in fact helpless.

Person C has never quarreled much, but when a conflict arises, both of them don't know how to end it.

Feng He saw the boredom of the two of them stalemate in silence, yawned, tilted his head and thought for a while, and then remembered something.Probing his head and shouting at Ao Jun: "Uncle Jun, do you want to kneel on the washboard? Uncle Jun, do you kneel on the washboard? Fatty won't be angry if you kneel!"

He turned his head and asked Chang Zhu again: "Master, where is the washboard in Fat Uncle's house?"

Chang Zhu said with a smile: "I have to ask Long Ba about this."

Feng He glanced at Long Ba, but very understandingly did not ask the fat uncle who seemed very unhappy.He had seen Long Ba use that thing to wash clothes, recalled it now, and asked Chang-soo to put him down the wall.He went to the corner of the wall next to the well to search for a while, and he really asked him to find it.

The washboard was almost as high as Fenghe, and it was difficult for him to drag it around, and finally came to Ao Jun, panting and looking up, he said: "Uncle Jun, do you kneel on the washboard? Kneel? Kneel? "

The corners of Ao Jun's eyes twitched, he really wanted to throw the unlucky child out of the courtyard wall with his collar in hand.

Long Ba secretly glanced at the traditional family law weapon in Feng He's hands, and the corners of his mouth could not help but turn up a little bit. Seeing that Ao Jun seemed to be looking at him, he hurriedly turned the corners of his mouth down again.