Long Baer love history

"Hmph!" The old dragon obviously didn't take Long Ba's persuasion to heart, hiccupped and continued to growl: "Why do you want me to be a cow and a horse? I'm just doing a cow and a horse for their family. I'm here I have stayed in the bird place for hundreds of years, I have not seen a fart, and I have not lost a single hair. I have died! My youth of hundreds of years! Aw~~~"

Long Ba hurriedly comforted him: "Uh, Brother Chang Zhu, you are not old now, you are still very young and handsome! Look, how majestic the horns are, how shiny the scales are, and the dragon whiskers are smooth. It is still a handsome and extraordinary Dragon..." Long Ba touched Chang Zhu's body twice while talking, he really thought Chang Zhu's scales were very beautiful.

Immediately, Long Ba paid the price for his cheapness.Chang Zhu flipped him to the ground with a flick of his tail, and growled in a low voice: "You little dragon dare to come and touch me! Do you also treat me like a bully?"

Long Ba was screaming in pain, and after suffering a lot, he finally remembered what Ao Jun told him not to touch others.He hurriedly called out to argue: "Brother Changzhu, I just touch casually, what's the big deal about touching..."

The old dragon ignored his argument, and continued to draw tail after tail. At last, he seemed to find this very interesting, and drove the dragon rolling all over the ground like a ball.

Long Ba finally realized that there is no reason to reason with drunk people.He had no choice but to show his original shape and hide in the pool. Seeing that Chang Zhu was really drunk, he also took away the wine jar Chang Zhu used to Guan Xuanqing while he was not paying attention.Fortunately, Chang Soo didn't chase him into the pool to continue pumping him.

Long Ba hid in the depths of the lush lotus leaves, while poking his head out with lingering fear to spy on Chang Zhu who was drunk and crazy on the shore.

Chang Zhu turned back into a human form again, and the purple bamboo fan he always held in his hand and fanned it back and forth turned into a sword.Long Ba listened to what he was talking about... he wanted to cut off the emperor's dog's head and use it as a stool or something, and when he was proud, he stopped from time to time and laughed while leaning on his sword. His white clothes fluttered, wanton and arrogant.

Long Ba felt that Chang Soo, who was so wanton and arrogant, should be his nature.He looked at the cold-looking sword in Chang Zhu's hand, but he didn't dare to move forward at this moment, for fear that the dog's head on his neck would be cut off by Chang Zhu's sword.Trapped in the pool, he swam anxiously for two laps, and remembered the tortoise still soaking in the wine jar. He couldn't help cursing himself for being careless, and hurriedly opened the lid to fish out Xuanqing.

The tortoise's four legs, head and tail were all drooping, as soft as noodles. It swayed back and forth with the swaying of the turtle, but it couldn't move at all.

When Long Ba put it in the water, it rolled its eyes and vomited bubbles and sank straight to the bottom of the pool.Although Long Ba knew that the tortoise could swim, but in this state, he was not sure whether the tortoise would be drowned, so he dived into the water to catch the tortoise, and put it on a rock in the pool to blow the air.

After being tossed like this, the tortoise made some movement. He moved his head on the stone and let out a feeble grunt, which made Long Ba feel relieved.

Chang Zhu on the shore seemed to have had enough of drinking madness, and he returned to his usual dignified and gentle appearance. He also put away the gleaming three-foot Qingfeng, and took the fan in his hand to shake it again.He waved to Long Ba, who was hiding in the lotus leaves and only sticking out his round head to poke his head in this direction: "Xiao Ba, come up. We're going back!"

Hearing his words, not only Long Ba, but even the tortoise, who was too drunk to wake up, seemed to be aware of it, and shivered tremblingly.

Long Ba was still hesitating, Chang Zhu twitched his fingers and said with a smile: "Oh, Xiao Ba, you think it's cool in the pool and you don't want to come out, do you?"

Long Ba immediately remembered the scene where he had frozen the tortoise casually a few days ago, no matter how afraid he was, he did not dare to neglect, and hurriedly swam to the shore wagging his tail: "No, no, I will come up immediately." The turtle on the boat is caught in its claws.

Fortunately, Chang Zhu didn't turn against him again, and suddenly used a sword to scare Long Ba.He just lazily leaned against the table, yawned and said, "Xiao Ba, I will trouble you to take me back today..."

Long Ba didn't have anything to say, so he stepped forward to help him when he heard the words.Chang Zhu didn't get up, but just looked at Long Ba with a fan.Long Ba was puzzled, Chang Zhu stretched his waist and said lazily: "There is nothing new about driving clouds. I want to ride a horse today." Long Ba was stunned for a long time before he came back to his senses. Staying on his body, he stretched out his little paw and pointed at himself in disbelief, his face twisted and said: "Actually, you mean, you want to ride me back?"

Chang Zhu raised his eyebrows and narrowed his eyes, and said slowly: "Why, Xiaobaer, don't you want to?"

Of course Long Ba is unwilling, but facing Chang Zhu and Lao Long who is obviously unreasonable when he is drunk, how can he be unwilling?

Dragon Ba had no choice but to wrong himself to be a ride for Chang Zhu, and drove Chang Zhu up on its little cloud.Chang Zhu was dishonest when riding on him. He pointed the direction with his most cherished dragon horn like a small tree, pulled the dragon's beard next to his cheek as a rein, and slapped the dragon under him with a fan from time to time, haha He laughed and said, "Drive, drive, good horse, run faster, run faster."

Dragon was tearing up in pain, but he didn't dare to blame Chang Zhu. Chang Zhu looked slender, but his weight was not light at all. He slapped the clouds below him with his fat tail, trying to fly faster, so that he could reach the palace early and get out of the sea of ​​suffering. He secretly thought that he would never come out to drink with Brother Changzhu again, even if he was killed, he would not come out again. .

The little cloud fluctuated up and down, wobbly, almost fell to the ground a few times, fortunately it was night, otherwise this scene might have scared many people.

Long Ba was sweating profusely, and finally brought the drunk dragon and turtle back to the palace.He lingered over the courtyard for a while, found a secluded place, turned back into a human body and lowered the cloud head.

Only then did he let out a sigh of relief, and he wanted to come up to support Chang Zhu who was shaking a little.

Chang Zhu laughed loudly, and pushed Long Ba's support away: "No need, I can walk back by myself!" Then he showed a vicious face and said: "Xiao Ba'er, do you think I'm so drunk that I can't even walk?" ?”

Long Ba had no choice but to stop behind him, but slandered in his heart: You don't want me to help, it's better to let you fall, fall quickly!Even though he was thinking like this, he still stretched out a hand secretly, and vainly supported Chang Zhu's arm, so that when he really accidentally fell down, he could help him up in a show, so that Chang Zhu's brother would not find him again. Use an excuse to pinch yourself.

Chang Zhu swaggered ahead with his sleeves flung, but he didn't stumble as Long Ba wanted.

Maybe it was because he made too much noise, the Polygonum door creaked open, and the bright light came out immediately.A group of figures immediately came out to greet them, forming two rows at the door respectfully.

Long Ba often slipped out to wander around at night, and the palace servants here were used to it, except for one or two palace servants who were left on duty at night, they definitely would not wait for him with such a big battle.

Long Ba was a little surprised, and couldn't help but stop and look around curiously, but when he saw someone helping the emperor's uncle come out of it, he immediately felt relieved. He lived in the palace for such a period of time, and only the emperor could Follow such a group of people at any time, besides, even he, the prince, doesn't have such awe and prestige.

He didn't know that a trick suddenly opened up in his heart, and somehow he felt that the emperor's uncle was still here at such a late hour, and he definitely didn't come to find him.

Long Ba felt that he had become a dazzling night pearl again, shining brightly in the moonlit courtyard.But when he saw that besides his night pearl, there were palace maids and eunuchs and other pearls of rice grains around him, his uneasy feeling dissipated a little.

He felt that the emperor's uncle's eyes seemed to stay for a moment intentionally or unintentionally on his claws hanging on Chang Zhu's arm.Long Ba hurriedly moved his hand away.

The emperor's uncle seemed quite satisfied with his thoughts, and even smiled slightly at Long Ba, then turned to look at Chang Zhu, only to hear him slightly surprised: "Master, are you drunk?"

Because Long Ba knew the inside story, he looked at the face and compared it with others, and felt that the emperor's concern had a tendency that could not be concealed, which meant something.He had just seen Chang Zhu's moodiness when he was drunk, so he didn't dare to intervene casually to answer the emperor's uncle's question, so Long Ba decided to wait and see what happened.

I saw Chang Zhu flicked his sleeves, took the fan that he had just used to slap Ryuba in his hand, fanned it in front of Sakura calmly, and instantly returned to the noble, elegant and gentle national teacher. Fu Xiangxiang said in his usual noble and reserved tone: "The wind is clear tonight. The crown prince and I hit it off right away. We went to the imperial garden to enjoy the moon and chant poems. We had a few drinks, but we didn't get drunk. Your Majesty came here late at night. But what's the matter?"

If I usually hear him speak so politely, I don’t think it’s a big deal, but today he just learned a little history of the old dragon’s blood and tears, and seeing him talking to the emperor’s uncle in such a tone, I don’t know why. Just wanted to laugh.

He endured and endured for a long time, but still couldn't help it, and finally let out a puffy laugh.

The eyes of the emperor and Chang Zhu were cast over immediately.Long Ba hastened to cover up: "Ahaha, well, the night wind is a bit cold today, I probably caught a little cold, I sneezed, haha..."

The emperor didn't care much about whether he caught a cold, but nodded lightly and said, "Let the imperial doctor take a look later!"

Chang Zhu was not so easy to deal with, he glanced at Long Ba coldly, with half a smile but not a smile.

Long Badun felt the pressure doubled, thinking of Chang Zhu's endless and innovative methods of cleaning up Xuan Qing, he felt a little overwhelmed.The corner of his mouth twitched and said, "Actually, I don't need to see an imperial physician..." Facing the concerned and puzzled eyes of the emperor, as well as the concerned eyes of other palace eunuchs, Long Ba felt that his face was also It was about to twitch along with the corners of the mouth.But Chang Zhu was still looking at him coldly, even if he was beaten to death, he dared not admit that he was laughing.

In the end, Long Ba had no choice but to let go of his heart, and let go of the face that seemed to have little left. He stammered and whispered: "I just, I didn't sneeze just now, I, I, I let go of a sneeze." Fart! Just treat me as a fart..."

The emperor had never met anyone who admitted to farting in front of him, his face turned blue and red, and he seemed to be unsure whether to be angry or to write. In the end, his reason overwhelmed his emotions, his face changed color, and he scolded the dragon: "Dignified prince, how can you speak so vulgarly! Where do you put the face of the royal family!"

After Long Ba said this, even though he was thick-skinned, his face was flushed red at this moment. Although he bowed his head submissively amid the emperor's scolding, he could still feel the weird eyes cast on him by the palace servants beside him. And very low giggles.He was aggrieved with tears in his mouth and dared not speak.

Fortunately, Chang Zhu was finally satisfied and decided to let him go.He turned his frosty and sharp eyes away from Long Ba, and said with a slight smile: "The prince is really an honest man, if he dares to do it, he dares to say it, it's very good!"

After he said this, the emperor's anger immediately dissipated a lot, and he waved his hand to Long Bayi and said, "Remember to think carefully before speaking in the future, if you want to be worthy of your status, it's none of your business here, you go down."

Chang Zhu smiled and stretched out his hand to pat the back of Xiaolong's head: "In the future, eat less radishes and roasted sweet potatoes. It's easy to eat too much of that... Hehe, um, be good~~"

Long Ba only nodded depressingly and honestly, and didn't say anything more. He understood that if Chang Zhu was in a bad mood, then he must not go to the fire to stir up Tai Sui's head, otherwise he would be very happy. Find something unpleasant for others.He only dared to slander in his heart, so you have to eat less radishes and roasted sweet potatoes, so you are easy to fart!Brother Chang Soo, you are a big villain!After bullying the tortoise, it’s not enough to bully me, and I don’t even think about who worked hard all the way to be your horse, carrying you around half of the capital before flying back!Brother Chang Soo is evil!ungrateful!

He turned around to leave according to the emperor's order, and stopped after taking two steps. He touched his head embarrassingly and said, "Well, I used to live here..."

The emperor's eyes stayed on Chang Zhu all the time. Chang Zhu was indeed still drunk, and stood there with a calm smile, but his eyes were a little dazed, and he seemed unaware of the emperor's focused gaze.

The emperor was awakened by Longba's words, he was stunned, and then smiled lightly: "It's my negligence for a while——Then Prince, you should rest earlier." Then he called someone to help Chang Zhu leave.

Long Ba was stunned, and looked at Chang Zhu, only to see that the old dragon was still smiling so noblely, but his eyes were slightly scattered, obviously not paying attention to what the emperor was ordering.