Long Baer love history

Yao San was not afraid of Long Ba, but he was a little afraid of Ao Jun, so he stopped talking embarrassingly, but after a while, he pulled Long Ba aside and whispered: "Xiao Ba, are you here to pick me up, Chang Zhu and Long Jun?" Treat me like an ox and a horse, I have to carry water, wash clothes, cook, sweep the floor and watch the children, it’s so miserable, that old man is deaf and dull, I’m not even a talker so boring..."

Long Ba was so noisy that his head hurt, he hurriedly broke away from him and fled to Ao Jun, and felt that he was a little sorry for Yao San, so he poked his head out again: "We are here to see Uncle Emperor, um Well, when I go back, I'll go talk to brother Chang Soo and ask him to let you go back early, okay?"

Yao San stared at Long Ba.

Long Ba innocently touched his nose: "We are here to see the reincarnation of Uncle Emperor, where is he?"

Ao Jun coughed lightly, and Yao San had no choice but to walk into the side room resentfully.After a while, a small swaddling baby came out.

Long Ba cheered and went up to meet him: "Uncle Emperor...well, changed, became Huang, the younger brother of the Emperor?"

Yao San was not afraid of Long Ba, but was a little afraid of Ao Jun, so he stopped talking embarrassingly, but after a while, he pulled Long Ba aside and whispered: "Little Ba, are you here to pick me up, Chang Zhu and Long Jun?" Treat me like an ox and a horse, I have to carry water, wash clothes, cook, sweep the floor and watch the children, it’s so miserable, that old man is deaf and dull, I’m not even a talker so boring..."

Long Ba was so quarreled that his head hurt, he hurriedly broke away from him and fled to Ao Jun, and felt that he was a little sorry for Yao San, so he poked his head out again: "We are here to see Uncle Emperor, um , Well, when I go back, I'll go talk to brother Changzhu and ask him to let you go back early, okay?"

Yao San stared at Long Ba.

Long Ba innocently touched his nose: "We are here to see the reincarnation of Uncle Emperor, where is he?"

Ao Jun coughed lightly, and Yao San had no choice but to walk into the side room resentfully.After a while, a small swaddling baby came out.

Long Ba cheered and went up to meet him: "Uncle Emperor...well, changed, became Huang, the younger brother of the Emperor?"

In the swaddle is a small baby with balls of powder. It seems that he has just woken up. His healthy cheeks are pink and red. He does not cry when he sees strangers. very.

The cold face of the emperor angrily scolding him seemed to be still in front of him, but Long Ba looked hard for a while, and couldn't find half a shadow of the majestic emperor uncle back then on such a soft little thing.He scratched his head and scratched his head, but couldn't connect the two of them, so he finally had to say awkwardly: "Oh, that, Uncle Emperor... Where are my brother's family?" Long Ba felt that the world was a bit illusory, but he looked at the little boy. A melon-like baby, he changed his words very quickly.

Yao San curled his lips: "Mr. Changzhu and Long made a special arrangement to pick up the illegitimate child of a rich family. This child will be thrown in the wild before the full moon, and the old Taoist will pick it up as an apprentice...Let me You have to follow along and become a Taoist priest!"

Long Ba thought for a while, then stuttered to comfort Yao San and said, "Little San, it's okay to be a Taoist priest. It's better than being a monk. At least you don't have to shave your head. There are so many mosquitoes in the mountains, and your bald head can't be covered... Taoist priests can drink and eat." Meat, you can marry a wife and have children in the future...you can also practice double cultivation, cultivation, right? Brother Jun?"

Ao Jun asked back: "Little Ba, do you know what double cultivation is?"

Long Badao: "Shuangxiu means two people practicing together?" He carefully watched Ao Jun's expression: "Isn't it right?"

Ao Jun paused, nodded and said, "Yes."

Yao San rolled his eyes at Long Ba, and passed the little baby forward: "Here, don't you want to see it, take it and have a good look..."

Seeing that the baby had no bones, Long Ba shrank back and dared not pick it up, but Cong Ao Jun stretched out his hand to pick it up.

The burden in Yao San's hand was taken over, and he immediately waved to Long Ba: "Xiao Ba, the persimmons on the back mountain are ripe, I'll take you to pick them, come?"

When Long Ba heard the food, he struggled a bit. Ao Jun lowered his head and coaxed the child, and said in a slightly smiling voice: "See what I do, go if you want."

Long Ba finally made up his mind and waved his hand at Yao Sanyi: "I'm not going, let's take a look here, um, brother."

Yao San managed to meet an acquaintance, and his original intention was to coax him out to talk, but seeing that Long Ba was so dishonest, he had no choice but to stamp his feet and run away.

Long Ba leaned over to Ao Jun, and cautiously stretched out his hand to poke the baby's face, making him grin, with no teeth in his mouth, only saliva dripping down.

Long Ba looked at it for a while, couldn't help laughing, and said with a hey smile: "He doesn't look like the emperor's uncle at all." Then he made a grimace at the baby to scare him: "You In the past, the master always slapped my palm, but now that you are in my palm, I want to spank your ass, are you afraid? Aww~~~"

The little Taoist priest in the future watched him stretch his teeth and claws very calmly, without fear, very much like the emperor's uncle back then.

Ao Jun held back a smile and said, "You scared him to tears, maybe Chang Zhu will come and make you cramp."

Thinking of the majesty of the old dragon, Long Ba shuddered and said with a quick smile, "I'm not kidding him."

He saw Ao Jun being hugged for a while, and the child was so obedient without crying or fussing, he couldn't help feeling a little itchy, and stretched out his hand, "I want to hug too."

Afraid that he would be clumsy, Ao Jun asked him to sit on the stone steps, then put the baby in his arms and let him hold it.

Long Ba felt that the things in his hands were soft, like a soft egg, and he was afraid that the egg white and yolk would all flow out of his heart, so Long Ba didn't dare to move. After a while, he had a sudden idea : "Brother Jun, anyway, Brother Changzhu put the emperor's younger brother here to be raised by the old Taoist. Why don't we take him back and raise him as a son. If Brother Changzhu wants to marry a wife when he grows up, he must first marry him." Ask me if I agree, after marrying a daughter-in-law, you have to call me my father-in-law..."

He was thinking wildly, which was so beautiful that it was bubbling.

The corners of Ao Jun's mouth twitched when he heard this, and he said after a while: "...calling your father-in-law, what do you call me?"

Without even thinking about it, Long Ba laughed and said: "...Call your mother-in-law!"

Ao Jun couldn't bear it anymore, he raised his hand and patted him on the head.

Long Ba still didn't give up, and chattered endlessly like chanting: "Let's raise it, let's raise it! Let's raise it, let's raise it! Let's raise it, let's raise it..."

Milkman shivered, and Long Ba suddenly felt hot on his chest, and his whole body was poured with hot urine.

Long Ba's face turned green and he couldn't make a sound, and he didn't mention anything about taking him back to raise him.

Ao Jun took the broom that Yao San left aside and went to sweep the fallen leaves in the courtyard, but happened to miss this scene.Long Ba was silent and he didn't care.

Long Ba pouted for a long time but no one paid any attention to it. He secretly used a spell to dry the water stains on the two of them.But he inevitably suffered from paranoia, and always felt that he smelled like urine.Most of that interest died immediately, he sat on the stone steps but didn't dare to move casually, his hands and feet felt sore and stiff after a while.

After a while, Long Ba couldn't help but cried out with a mournful face: "Brother Jun, my hands are numb! Come and take him away! Take him away! I don't want it..."

Ao Jun hurriedly put down the broom and came over to take the burden from his hand.While smiling bitterly, he said, "How can you not bear it for a while, and you still say you want to raise it? I'm afraid that if you really take it home and raise it, you won't be able to stand it for a day."

With lingering fears in his heart, Long Ba thought for a while and said: "...Your son doesn't have to be raised by himself. I'll just be a godfather for him. Just take a look. It's okay to take him back to raise or something. If you take him back to raise him , Brother Chang Zhu must not be able to bear it, hum!"

Ao Jun smiled, seeing the baby boy yawned with his fist in his mouth, closed his eyes as if he was going to sleep again.Then he gently stuffed his little hands back into the swaddling clothes, carried him into the room and put him back on the bed.