thief special forces
Chapter 31 There is no most perverted one, only more perverted ones
Qin Jun frowned even more, got up, put on his clothes and walked towards him.
"You, you, what are you doing? Want to destroy the corpse?!" Looking at the fierce face, Liang Shangjun swallowed his saliva and stammered. "Come here again and I'll beat you!" Said Yang Yang's delicate but not punching fists at all.
"Crack." Grab. "I didn't do it on purpose." Seeing the swollen purple marks, Qin Jun said apologetically.
What?Liang Shangjun, who thought he was going to hit him, couldn't react for a while, looked at him and wondered if he was trying to delay the attack, or buy him off?
"I only have a little ointment here, and I'll get it for you when I'm done." Dragging him out of the inner room, pushing him on the chair and getting the first-aid kit, Qin Jun opened the box and said to NO.13.
Help me get it?Hearing this, Liang Shangjun could not deny that he would be a good boyfriend, but it had nothing to do with him! "Don't even try to destroy the evidence!" "Peng" kicked over the box with pride and stood up, secretly numb from the pain above his thigh. "I won't just stop like this! I'll go back and take pictures of the evidence now!" Hmph, the underdog policy didn't work for him!
"NO.13!" Looking at the scattered medicine, Qin Jun lowered his face and sternly stopped the person who was about to leave.
Hearing his righteous and dignified voice, Liang Shangjun became even more angry. "Don't use your general tone, you are a rapist in my eyes now!"
Listening to his mouthful of rape/violence/rape/rape, Qin Jun was a little displeased, and sat on the chair he kicked away just now and looked at him calmly, without any look of fear.If he really wants to expose this matter, he believes that he will become a prominent figure in one day, and he does not deny that he has this ability, but... "What is the relationship between the Kobe family and you?"
Liang Shangjun's eyes widened when he asked the wrong question, his flushed face was white and green, and then he lowered his head as if he had lost his fighting spirit.
"General, if you have nothing to do, go back first." After a long time, Liang Shangjun raised his head and watched Qin Jun speak weakly.He is starving to death!
"Come here." The corners of his lips raised slightly, and Qin Jun gave orders like an emperor.
Liang Shangjun glared at him, but finally walked over slowly.
"Hold out your hand," the command continued.
Liang Shangjun held out a hand.
"There's another one."
Unwilling to extend the other one, Liang Shangjun raised his head high, looking at the sky at 45 degrees.
Qin Jun skillfully wiped the ointment evenly on his wrist, and kneaded it for him for a while, causing Liang Shangjun to scream until he was too hungry to scream.
"You take this one home for use first, and I'll send the new one later." Putting only one-third of the ointment in his hand, Qin Jun waved his hand to signal that he could leave.
Liang Shangjun held the ointment and held his breath.What is he?Hit a stick and give a candy. "No need, general, this ointment is enough for me to apply for two days." Hmph, do you think that if you give him candy, he will accept it with a smile?
After hearing the words, Qin Jun looked him up and down in an unpredictable manner, and then said seriously: "It is enough to wipe the top, but it is definitely not enough to wipe the bottom."
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The author has something to say: XX has been working on this chapter for a long time, and finally finished it today. Dear friends, I have been waiting for a long time, although XX knows that there are not many people waiting, so I don't care too much.
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After hearing the words, Qin Jun looked him up and down unpredictablely, and then said seriously: "It is enough to wipe the top, but it is definitely not enough to wipe the bottom."
Fuck me!Liang Shangjun blushed, squeezed the ointment and resisted smacking it on his head. "Then thank you, General!" After gritting his teeth, he limped away with his buttocks propped up.
"Wait." Folding his arms for a long time, Qin Jun stopped him calmly as he watched him touch the door. "This is the clothes I wore a few years ago, change them on." Just as Mr. Liang was about to curse, the General took out a military uniform from the cabinet.
Looking at the tattered clothes on his body, Liang Shangjun put them on without hesitation.He doesn't want others to know that he looks like a little girl who was raped/violent. "I won't thank you." The clothes are a bit too big, but training clothes, you can't tell if they are too big.After finishing speaking, the handsome man touched the door and turned around stiffly, looking at the general who raised his eyebrows and looked over, hesitating for a moment. "About this exercise..."
"One report per person." Seeing that he was about to lose his footing and still remembered this matter, Qin Jun let them speak without thinking, and only asked them to express their repentance.
"It's the general!" This is finally a harvest.Liang Shangjun stood up straight with a snap, saluted him, and started cursing after walking out of the old place.What a fart!This is what I deserve!Then he said: Slavery!
The people in the first group were worried all night, and guarded the door of NO.13 early the next morning. Seeing the sweaty, panting, and powerless comrades in arms, they were all shocked and surrounded them with distress.
"Liang Zi, are you alright? Does it hurt?" Fu Qing frowned, and her movements of supporting him were all cautious.
"Liang Zi, take a good rest today. I'll ask the captain for leave." Zheng Lan, who was supporting him on the other side, helped him resolve his concerns, although the general had already approved the holiday.
"Liangzi, would you like to lend me my quilt? It will be more comfortable to sleep this way." Xiao Bai said with an awkward expression.
"Uh... Liangzi, how do you feel?" Fanfan, who was a bit resistant to that kind of relationship, asked curiously.
Feel bad!But how do they know?Liang Shangjun, who climbed up after half his life, suddenly received such care, and his heart suddenly warmed up, thinking that it was worth it for him to suffer these crimes, but he didn't understand why they all had an expression of understanding?Instead of wondering why he doesn't come home at night?
"It's, it's okay, squad leader, I'm fine." Liang Shangjun responded to all changes without changing, pretending to be okay.
"How could it be all right!" Several people shouted in unison, which startled Liang Shangjun. "The general must have ravaged you all night, right? We understand clearly, who told us to make a mistake? It's just hard work for you, Liangzi."
...Liang Shangjun lowered his face when he heard the words, thinking of the joke they made before, but this time they really hit it off!Scratching his hair irritably, Liang Shangjun waved them away and threw them on the bed. "The general asked each of us to write a report, squad leader, I leave mine to you."
"Really!" The four exclaimed in surprise. "No problem, just two reports? Just leave it to me!" The squad leader patted his chest and promised.
"Since the matter has been resolved smoothly, Liang Zi, you can rest first, let's continue training!" After speaking, they ran away in a swarm.
Liang Shangjun stared at the shaking door and vomited blood.That's what they're here for, right?ah? !What a pack of wolves!He is hungry and wants to eat! !Howling angrily in his heart, the exhausted man finally didn't bother to close the door, and fell asleep on the bed.
When Qin Jun walked to No. 1013, he saw the door was wide open, as if it was opened specially for him, but when he walked in and saw the sleeping person on the bed, he knew that he had made a mistake. How could this wolf-hearted thing be so good?
After closing the door, Qin Jun sat on the edge of the bed, looked at No.13 who was sleeping upside down, thinking that if he was kinder to him one day, it must be when he had no claws.
Should he be quiet at this time?Seeing the ointment he casually threw on the pillow, Qin Jun pulled down his pants and applied the ointment for him.
"Uh...it hurts..." Liang Shangjun frowned in his sleep, and hummed softly, like a big child acting like a spoiled child to his parents.
"Good boy, it won't hurt in a while." Seeing his frowning, Qin Jun moved his fingers in and out more lightly, leaned over and kissed the corner of his lips, and whispered in his ear.
"Woo... Ma..." Xu felt that someone was comforting him, Liang Shangjun rubbed in the direction of the voice, and murmured indistinct words.But someone understands!
mom?Could it be that he has the potential to be a mother with more soldiers trained?go!Ghosts are fucking!Thinking about it, he couldn't help but poked his finger hard, and the person who was so painful that he fell asleep screamed and bounced.
"You, you, you..." Seeing this nemesis again, Liang Shangjun was too shocked to speak.
"Why am I here, right?" Just looking at him leisurely, Qin Jun moved the finger buried in him majesticly as he spoke. "I'm here to help you with your medicine."
"Fuck you!" He kicked it away, although it hurt his butt, but he was willing. "This is my room, get out of here!"
"This is the blood thorn base." After screwing the cap on, Qin Jun sat on the bed with his arms crossed, expressing his intentions and opinions.This is the army, and he is the boss here.
"you!……"
"Liangzi Liangzi, come here, we'll cook for you..." Uh... "General?" A group of scoundrels who rushed in hurriedly saw the people in the room, and immediately fell silent and looked at each other.
Fortunately, you have a conscience and know that I am hungry!When Liang Shangjun saw the squad leader and the others, his eyes really sparkled.Just now he was so hungry that he couldn't stand up after climbing the stairs, and they all ran away when he finally lay down, so he hadn't eaten all night and half a day now.
"Pa... papa..." The sound of the iron boxes of the army colliding.The four of them who came back to their senses put down their lunch boxes and stood up straight. "General." Serious salute.Their report hasn't been written yet, they have to behave better.
"Well, I'll take a look at NO.13, you continue." Qin Jun walked towards them, and left after speaking calmly.
Fu Qing and the others looked at the general's back in a daze, and rushed to the brother on the bed. They asked questions that were not suitable for children, which made the innocent little boy who had just started to blush.
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"NO.13!"
"To!"
Three days later in the afternoon, Liang Shangjun was rolling in the mud with his comrades, beating up others, being beaten down by others, and was playing unhappily.
"From now on, you stop training and go to learn the discipline of the army." Li Jie, who had just walked out of the general's room, said heartbrokenly as he looked at NO.What a good seedling, he is resistant to beatings, why did the general ask him to stop training?He's about to hit hard.
"Uh, why?" Liang Shangjun was very puzzled, wiped the yellow mud off his face and asked unwillingly.He didn't do anything wrong, he's been recuperating these days, why should he be asked to learn that damn discipline?
"This?" Li Jie said loudly, and when people thought he knew the answer, he said: "I don't know either, this is an order from the general."
"Damn it, why should he!" Upon hearing the meaning of that pervert, Liang Shangjun became even more angry, and with an angry face, he wanted to settle accounts with him.
Li Jie blocked him with a big palm, and the Mountain of Five Fingers imprinted on his chest, forcibly blocking his beast-like forward steps. "As far as your discipline is concerned, you should really study hard."
"He doesn't mess with me, I...!"
"NO.13!" Seeing him chattering, Li Jie shouted in a deep voice. "obey orders!"
Liang Shangjun glared at him for a long time with his cheeks puffed up, Li Jie also stared at the two eyes as big as copper bells with his hips akimbo, and his face was as dark as Master Bao, which was really scary.
After 3 minutes, Liang Shangjun was defeated, and asked weakly with his ear pulled. "So what am I going to do now?"
"Go back and take a shower, and then report to the general, he will arrange tasks for you." Ruzi nodded in a teachable manner, and Li Jie said politely with his arms folded.
He doesn't want to see him!As soon as he heard that he was going to see Qin Jun instead of Wang Jian, Liang Shangjun's scalp was numb and his neck was stiff and his eyes were staring.
"Huh?" Li Jie raised his thick black eyebrows, and said coldly, which immediately caused Liang Shangjun's anger to subside and he lowered his head.
"Yes..." The length of the ending sound meant how unwilling he was.
Sullenly, he ran back to the room to clean up, faced the mirror and fastened the top button, Liang Shangjun, took the pistol with him, and then walked out slowly.
"Xiaojun, I'll be back in three days." The old man in the holographic screen was expressionless. When he said this, it was more like a statement than talking to his son at all.
"Yeah." The general here replied more indifferently, as if he had nothing to do with himself. "Uncle Zhou misses you very much. He must be very happy when you come back."
"You don't miss me! Unfilial son!" He finally pretended to be indifferent. It's okay that this kid is colder than him. How can he hug his grandson?The girls were all frozen away by him.
Qin Jun picked up the teacup and took a sip, looked at his father who was more active and energetic, and said calmly: "You don't miss me? We are each other."
What is this called?If I don't want my son, can my son not want me?And who said he didn't want his son, but he just wanted his grandson more.The old general was so angry that his beard was raised up and down, and the veins in the old hand holding the cane were looming.
"Knock down."
Just when the old general was about to smack over with his crutches, a sudden knock on the door stopped his atrocities.
Qin Jun looked sideways at the door, then looked at his angry father, and said calmly, "Your daughter-in-law is here."
What does she have to do with him?Hurry up and hang up the phone!The old general was about to cut off the call with a sullen face, when he suddenly thought of something, his eyes flashed, as if he saw his grandson. "What did you just say? Me, me, my daughter-in-law?" The battle-tested veteran stuttered excitedly.
"Haha... Daughter-in-law is good, good!" He even asked his old friend Zhou Lifeng to find a daughter-in-law for him, but unexpectedly this kid kidnapped one, good, this is good, it seems that he is not close to the day when he has a grandson Far.His grandson must also be a general in the future, and his daughter will be a princess, and she will not be allowed to touch these dangerous things...
Glancing at the old man who was still imagining, Qin Jun walked to open the door with a smile on his lips.
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"Reporting General, No. 13 Liang Shangjun came to report." Respectful salute, impeccable and perfect movements.You can't let him find the flaws, you can't let him pick the bones out of the eggs, so that he can be disciplined, right?Liang Shangjun made up his mind in his heart that from now on he would live a life of measure, so that the general would not be able to pick any thorns, and he would naturally be allowed to train in a few days.
Looking up and down at his subordinate who suddenly changed his mind, Qin Jun raised his jaw. "come in."
"Yes, General!" He put down his hand and walked in. When he saw the [-]D projection image on his desk, he said, "Ah, old general." The truth was revealed.
Not only Liang Shangjun was taken aback, but even Qin Yi was also taken aback.He waited happily to see his daughter-in-law, who is this brat who suddenly appeared?
"Old general, you want to talk to the general, right? Then I won't bother you? You go on, I'll come back later." With a rascal smile, Liang Shangjun turned around to leave after speaking like a villain.He doesn't want to be here!Especially seeing that table!
With a blank expression on his face, Qin Jun stretched out his hand to grab his back collar and dragged him inside.
"What are you doing? Let me go!" Booming and jumping, it's not a world away from discipline.
"You see? Can you rest assured?" Qin Jun took him to the seat, looked at the old man in the holographic screen and said calmly, as if he was doing a routine.
Qin Yi had heard from the housekeeper An Ji that his son had brought back a beautiful boy, but it was one thing to hear it, but another thing to see it with his own eyes. "Xiaojun, if you don't want to get married, I won't force you. You don't have to joke with me like this." The old general couldn't accept it, he just thought he was lying to himself.
"You think this is a joke?" Qin Jun raised his eyebrows.He just ate someone up two days ago. Letting him come to see you now is not a joke. He didn’t think of getting rid of him when he got into trouble. Anyway, let’s just do it, at least it’s much more interesting than those women.
"Isn't it?" Qin Yi asked back.How decent is this man and man?Not even this pretty boy.
Hey, what are you talking about?Liang Shangjun, who was forced to stay here, looked at the old general who couldn't see, and then looked at the general with a stern face, thinking why the two fathers and sons had a quarrel and brought him along?He is not a member of the Qin family, although the Qin family seems to be very rich.
Squinting at the impatient NO.13, Qin Jun slightly raised the corner of his lips, his black eyes gleaming with victory, he pulled the person who was standing restlessly and kissed him.
Pulled down by him without defense, Liang Shangjun, who was about to get angry, was stunned by the two printed lips, and he struggled violently until he prevented no one from breaking in.Pervert, don't go crazy anytime, anywhere, okay?Your old man is still watching, do you want to piss him off?
Hey wait... pissed him off?Did they talk about some sensitive topic just now?Like getting married?So he just wanted to piss him off?Thinking of this, Liang Shangjun breathed a sigh of relief, and his struggles eased.Anyway, I have been eaten by him inside and out, so it's better to help him now, isn't it a favor?
"Celebrate the New Year by yourself! Beep..." Following the roar, the holographic screen beeped, and the dark-faced old general inside disappeared without a trace.
Uh... can you let go?Feeling that the white light shining on his face was gone, Liang Shangjun pushed the person on him to let him stop.
Once this desire started, it was hard to suppress it, not to mention that he hadn't touched him for a few days.Qin Jun changed his original intention when he explored his field, and he can't get things done just by acting.One hand clasped his waist, the other clasped the back of his head, entangled his tongue to encourage twisting, like a person who has been walking in the desert for three days and three nights and suddenly sees water, hungry and thirsty to plunder the delicious food in his mouth.
damn it!His grandma's!He's going to bang him!Unable to push it away, and feeling the change in his body, Liang Shangjun swears all the vulgar words he can in his heart.Fuck, he fell down once, and he must not fall down a second time, or he is a fool!
With a smart twist of his wrist, he took out the gun on his trouser waist and pointed it at his head. "Don't let go and try again."
The temple was pressed against the cold weapon, Qin Jun stopped his movements, and let go of some of the hands holding him. "You can try it." The slowly withdrawing tongue licked the water stains on the corners of his lips, showing no sign of fear.
"Crack." The sound of the bullet chamber, now as long as he gently presses the trigger with his finger, it is guaranteed that he will go to see Hades today [-]%. "If the general wants to, I can try it." Tilting his head to avoid his spat, Liang Shangjun wiped his mouth and said coldly.
Feeling his anger, Qin Jun, who did not deny that he might shoot in a fit of anger, let go of his hands, and raised his hands to indicate that he had let go.
"Back." Liang Shangjun kept staring at him with his gun raised, lest he make a surprise attack.Since entering this army, this kind of incident has long been commonplace, especially for these powerful characters, the situation will be reversed if they relax a little.
Qin Jun smiled shallowly, took two steps back and sat on the chair and said leisurely: "Liang Shangjun, I am not your enemy, you don't have to be so nervous."
"But I don't want to be your prey either." With a twist of his fingers, he put the gun away gracefully. "Just tell me if you have anything to say, and I'll go to training." Damn, he doesn't want to be with such a dangerous person.
"Training? Who said you can go to training?" With a raised eyebrow, Qin Jun restrained his smile and said seriously. "This is the disciplinary code of the army. It's okay to take it back and read it." He took out a thick book from the drawer and threw it on the table.
Liang Shangjun heard it's crisp "touch" sound, and his heart stopped, thinking how long he would have to read this book! "Can I refuse?"
"Turn to the first page and read it to listen." Qin Jun answered the wrong question, pointing to the book on the table for him to read.
Not knowing what he was going to do, Liang Shangjun hesitantly picked up the book which was at least three centimeters thick, and turned to the first page. "Obey the first rule of military discipline! Completely obey the second rule, and absolutely obey the third rule!" Liang Shangjun, who had finished reading with great strength, started to black out.Who made this rule?Is there any humanity left!
"Do you understand the meaning?"
"Report to the general, understand!" Although he has not read many books, he still understands the meaning.
"That's good, if you understand, execute it immediately!" After changing the peacefulness of the previous sentence, the latter sentence is so serious that people dare not resist.
"It's the general!" Liang Shangjun replied loudly, putting the book under his arm, and prepared to leave.It's better to just read a book than to read him.
"Wait, who agreed with you to leave?" The general who sat comfortably on the leather swivel chair stopped the person who was about to leave, took a sip of tea and put the cup in front of him. "Pour water."
Ga?Pour water?Liang Shangjun was a little confused, and his brain couldn't turn around. "Pour water?"
"Do you need me to repeat it a second time?" Qin Jun narrowed his black eyes slightly, looking at his astonished face and said coldly.
"Why should I pour water for you? I'm a soldier, not a servant!" shouted.
"You are my secretary now, without my approval, you don't even think about returning to the team." The threat was self-evident.
Hold!Liang Shangjun gritted his teeth and stared at him for a long time, finally dropped the book angrily, poured boiling water and put the cup in front of him.Hiss...it's so hot, if I had known it earlier, I would have poured less.The splashed water scalded his hands, Liang Shangjun pretended to be fine on the surface, but the back of his hand was so painful that he shook it vigorously.
Qin Jun squinted at NO.13, who was frowning, and didn't care. Anyway, his skin is thick and scalded twice, so who told him to be wild? "I finished reading the book today, and tomorrow I will ask Li Jie to tell you about the clerical work."
"Today?" Liang Shangjun opened his eyes wide.This book is at least hundreds of thousands of words, how could he read it all in one day!
"Do you have an opinion?" He raised his eyebrows dangerously.
"No!" Thinking of the three obedients, they immediately shook their heads and left in a hurry. "If the general is okay, I'll go read first."
"Well, let's go down." Qin Jun waved his hand, and Liang Shangjun hurriedly saluted and ran away as if he had been pardoned.
I don’t believe it can’t cure you.Looking at the back of the hastily leaving, the general thought calculatedly in his heart with his collar intact.
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"The clerical job here is to serve the general's basic necessities, and help the general sort out documents and check emails when you have time. Some urgent documents must be notified to the general as soon as possible. No matter what the general is doing, you have to do everything possible tell him!"
Early the next morning, Li Jie called NO.13 and explained clearly to him the work he was going to do. "You come and I have more time to train them."
What?Feeling that he, the leader of the team, still acts as a clerk?
Li Jie could see what he was thinking and explained. "I used to be in charge of the documents and mail, and the general's adjutant Major Wang Jian was responsible for food, clothing, housing and transportation. But now Major Wang Jian is home and married, and he will not be back until some time later."
Oh...how come they didn't know he was married?Anyway, it's a unit, so we should tell them to make them happy, right?You must know that even the mosquitoes here are male, and the bite is extremely painful.
"What are you thinking about?" Seeing that he was clear and frowning, Li Jie, who thought he was thinking of something bad, pushed him away. "Wang Jian is now a major. A battalion-level figure, of course he has the right to go home and get married, but he is a member of the blood-stabbed special forces, so it is not appropriate to publicize it.
"Oh." Sure enough, the official university is awesome, it seems that he has to work hard to get promoted, so that he can make a fortune! "Captain, you just said that there is an urgent document, and you should notify the general no matter what he is doing?"
"Yes, right away." Li Jie emphasized again, afraid that his frizzy temper would forget.
Hehe... What if he breaks in and reports at XXOO?I don't know what the result will be?He should have shot himself directly, right?
"Don't worry, what you think of now is not scientific. Work hard and make the general happy, maybe he will let you come back to train." Seeing his weird smile, Li Jie patted him on the shoulder, and went to train after speaking I went to the field to play wrestling with those thorns.
He is not a saint, he does not believe that he will not have XXOO, even if he does not, he will always DIY. (DIY for self-enjoyment, just handjob~)
With this mentality in mind, Liang Shangjun officially became the general's official document, and he followed the general's ass like a babysitter every day. Although the general was more like the nanny, he finally got along peacefully. Hold the gun against each other like before.
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New Year, this word may be very special to others, like sacred and inviolable, but it is not so important in the army, especially in the Bloodthorn Legion!
The thorns who haven't taken a vacation all year round are very homesick, and they have to go through five hurdles to report to their superiors. The final date is not approved until they are scheduled.Of course, this vacation has been approved after a lot of hard work, but in case there is a mission, you have to rush back overnight for a phone call, so most people still don’t ask for vacation, but just nestle in the base every day to enjoy the rare vacation.
Of course, some families who are eager to have grandchildren still obey this irresistible order despite repeated bombardment by their parents, report to the squad leader, and after the reports are approved layer by layer, they pack up and fly away amidst the ridicule of their comrades-in-arms.
A group of soldiers who were new to the blood thorns was clearly marked: this year you don't want to go home and be on duty all the time, so the boring thorns played poker in groups in the room.
"Liang Zi, will you play?" Today is New Year's Eve, the old squad leader and the others are on duty, and Fu Qing leads a group of people to room No. 13, raising the cards in his hand.
Liang Shangjun looked at the card and hesitated for a while, and said in embarrassment: "I'm not very good at playing."
"It's okay, we'll teach you." Waving his hands, a few followers closed the door and quickly occupied the space, looking for a seat.
The four of them moved stools, and those who sat on the bed sat on the bed. They were not polite at all.
Fu Qing talked about the rules while sitting on the stool. "This thing is played by four people, Liang Zi, you are a freshman, how about watching us play a few games before changing players?"
The squad leader has spoken, so why not?Liang Shangjun rubbed his hands, looked at the cards and nodded. "It's all up to the squad leader." He is a soldier and will obey the organization.
Hearing such well-behaved words, Fu Qing and Zheng Lan were very pleased, thinking that it was right for the general to ask him to be a clerk, and they finally made progress.
Liang Shangjun sat on the side and watched seriously. After a few rounds, Dazhi knew their skills, with a faint smile on his lips. "Squad leader, you don't gamble, what's the point of playing?"
"Fuck, you kid, don't forget who you are, and you still want to gamble? It's strange if the general finds out that he doesn't peel you off." Fu Qing glanced at him, and threw out the cards in his hand after talking. . "Qing Yise, Lianzi, you lost!"
"Why do I lose every game? Liang Zi, come here!" Xiao Bai lost his temper, he threw down his cards to find a helper, and moved aside to make room for himself.
Liang Shangjun has already taken over, so he is naturally happy to take over. "Squad leader, we don't gamble, how about playing something else?" Eyes rolled slyly, the four of them looked at it and thought it was not a good thing, but they carried it stubbornly.This card is what they are clamoring to play, so why can't they say they can't afford it?
"How do you want to play?" Fu Qing raised his eyebrows and asked him to place a bet. No.13 is a bit awesome, but he said just now that he can't play, no matter how smart he is, just in the few games just now, he doesn't believe that he can be so awesome.
Hehe... Liang Shangjun raised his lips and smiled, his eyes were shining brightly. "Whoever loses takes off one piece of clothing, and then runs outside on the balcony and yells that the general is a pervert. How about it?"
You are the pervert!The four were speechless, not daring to be presumptuous to the general.This kid simply owes a lesson!
"It's fine not to say that the general is a pervert, but just say that I am a pervert." Liang Shangjun said leisurely, looking at them with a bit of contempt, his chin raised high.
Damn, they will lose if they don't believe it.After all, the three are hot-blooded men, how can they stand up to his provocation?As soon as his head got hot, he faced this gamble that was bigger than life and death.
Humph, get ready to take off your clothes!After getting the cards, Liang Shangjun, who has been in the casino for more than ten years, thought with a smirk in his heart.
"Shunzi Hongxin, you guys take off!"
"Spades Depth Charge, out of cards, take it off!"
"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, ten J, the last old ace. Take off!" "Take off!!!"
Liang Shangjun almost ran out of cards in three downs, and usually he would be all out when it came time to play his cards.It would be uncivilized to take off the trouser hairpins in a few strokes, so you have to go outside and shout that the general is a pervert?Or are you perverted?Waiting for winter, they wear big trousers, no matter who they are, they look more like perverts!
Fu Qing dealt out the cards in turn with a sullen expression. After the deal was over, he looked at the cards in his hand, then looked at Zheng Lan and Fanfan.This kid is just a gangster, and he pretended to be innocent with them at first, but he was a real veteran, if they didn't turn the tables, not only would they lose face, but they would even lose their underwear!
Fanfan and Zheng Lan also looked at the monitor and nodded, then Fanfan threw a card. "A piece of three."
"One five." Fu Qing accepted the card.
"Little devil." Zheng Lan immediately threw Zhang Da's. "Green one color five straight, two four six eight jumping eggs, and one big ghost." After throwing the cards, Zheng Lan smiled and looked at the astonished NO.13. "Liangzi, you haven't played a single card, take it off."
Liang Shangjun had lost the bet, so he stood up and took off his black camouflage jacket boldly.
"Four consecutive bombs!" "Liangzi, you didn't play a card again, take off!"
"Tutuotuo!" Now it was the turn of the three of them to raise their eyebrows. Although they deliberately teased him, they didn't cheat. Who made No.13 so annoying?They are called the same hatred!
After playing a few rounds, Xiao Bai, who was watching the excitement, looked at his comrades who were not much worse than himself and said with concern: "Liang Zi, go out and shout now, at least there is still a pair of trousers."
"One more game, I won't believe in this evil anymore!" He drew more cards than they ate, how could he lose to them? !
Fu Qing, Zheng Lan and Fan Fan smiled faintly, feeling a sense of accomplishment in defeating the little monster.
Of course, the final result can be imagined, Liang Shangjun still lost this round.
The four of them stared at No. 13, which only had the last fig leaf, thinking what excuse would this kid use to cheat?
"What are you looking at?" Liang Shangjun smirked at them fiercely.Damn, I didn't expect him to capsize in the gutter, what a bad luck! "I won't cheat!" He squatted down and took off his shoelaces. "Come on."
That's okay too?The three of them looked at each other, decided to save some saliva, followed the previous tactics, and asked him to take off his boots and socks in the second round of cards.
So Liang Shangjun, who picked up a stone and smacked his own feet, ran to the cold windy balcony and yelled at the tenth floor opposite, wearing a pair of boxer underwear all over his body. "Qin Jun, you are a pervert!" He was a pervert in the first place!
"Wow..." Immediately, the headlights of the two inspections at the Bloodthorn base turned on the source of the sound, and all the soldiers below looked up at the person who yelled these words. "You are the fucking pervert! It's spring at night!" The cabbage leaves were thrown upwards.Liang Shangjun couldn't stand it any longer, so he quickly returned to his room.
The New Year's Eve has just passed, ushering in a brand new year.The general confessed to what happened last night that the adults ignored the faults of the villains, and he pretended not to hear it, but let No. 2123 stand in the cold wind for two hours in his trousers.
"Ache!" So, unfortunately, on the first day of the new year, the awesome NO.13 couldn't get up because he had a gorgeous cold? !
He ran to the infirmary with two lines of snot hanging from his nose. The doctor inside didn’t seem to know what pity is, flicked the syringe, and pricked his white ass with a needle to get rid of the air, making NO.13 yell embarrassingly.
"Tsk tsk... NO.13, hurry up and take these medicines, they will expire in a few days." The handsome doctor brother threw him a few boxes of cold medicine, as if he had done a good thing for himself. Tsk tut twice, so intriguing.
What's wrong with the cold?Everyone catches a cold, okay?Holding the medicine box, Liang Shangjun's face smelled very bad.His grandma's medicine expires in three days, why not use it up for you?Isn't it great that the people at the base don't catch a cold? ! "Hmph!" Without the energy to argue with him, Liang Shangjun snorted coldly while holding the medicine, and left angrily.
The doctor in a white coat looked at Shi Er who left, and continued to marvel. "This cold medicine has been on the shelf for two years, and now it's sold out, so it won't be a waste of military expenses?" (TAT Liangzi, how weak are you? Just compare with these masters who haven't caught a cold for two years.)
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"Hello."
"Looking for the general? The general is taking a bath."
"What? Tell him to listen to the phone? They said he was taking a shower."
"Damn! I won't go in and call!"
The above is one of the phone calls on the night of the first day of junior high school, No. 13, what the clerk said.
5 minutes later……
"Uncle, are you looking for me?" The general in pajamas sat in front of the holographic projection, looking at the prime minister in front of him with a respectful attitude.
"Who was that person just now? It's so rude!" Your Excellency the Prime Minister was very angry, and he has always been able to endure what ordinary people cannot bear.
"You, you, what are you doing? Want to destroy the corpse?!" Looking at the fierce face, Liang Shangjun swallowed his saliva and stammered. "Come here again and I'll beat you!" Said Yang Yang's delicate but not punching fists at all.
"Crack." Grab. "I didn't do it on purpose." Seeing the swollen purple marks, Qin Jun said apologetically.
What?Liang Shangjun, who thought he was going to hit him, couldn't react for a while, looked at him and wondered if he was trying to delay the attack, or buy him off?
"I only have a little ointment here, and I'll get it for you when I'm done." Dragging him out of the inner room, pushing him on the chair and getting the first-aid kit, Qin Jun opened the box and said to NO.13.
Help me get it?Hearing this, Liang Shangjun could not deny that he would be a good boyfriend, but it had nothing to do with him! "Don't even try to destroy the evidence!" "Peng" kicked over the box with pride and stood up, secretly numb from the pain above his thigh. "I won't just stop like this! I'll go back and take pictures of the evidence now!" Hmph, the underdog policy didn't work for him!
"NO.13!" Looking at the scattered medicine, Qin Jun lowered his face and sternly stopped the person who was about to leave.
Hearing his righteous and dignified voice, Liang Shangjun became even more angry. "Don't use your general tone, you are a rapist in my eyes now!"
Listening to his mouthful of rape/violence/rape/rape, Qin Jun was a little displeased, and sat on the chair he kicked away just now and looked at him calmly, without any look of fear.If he really wants to expose this matter, he believes that he will become a prominent figure in one day, and he does not deny that he has this ability, but... "What is the relationship between the Kobe family and you?"
Liang Shangjun's eyes widened when he asked the wrong question, his flushed face was white and green, and then he lowered his head as if he had lost his fighting spirit.
"General, if you have nothing to do, go back first." After a long time, Liang Shangjun raised his head and watched Qin Jun speak weakly.He is starving to death!
"Come here." The corners of his lips raised slightly, and Qin Jun gave orders like an emperor.
Liang Shangjun glared at him, but finally walked over slowly.
"Hold out your hand," the command continued.
Liang Shangjun held out a hand.
"There's another one."
Unwilling to extend the other one, Liang Shangjun raised his head high, looking at the sky at 45 degrees.
Qin Jun skillfully wiped the ointment evenly on his wrist, and kneaded it for him for a while, causing Liang Shangjun to scream until he was too hungry to scream.
"You take this one home for use first, and I'll send the new one later." Putting only one-third of the ointment in his hand, Qin Jun waved his hand to signal that he could leave.
Liang Shangjun held the ointment and held his breath.What is he?Hit a stick and give a candy. "No need, general, this ointment is enough for me to apply for two days." Hmph, do you think that if you give him candy, he will accept it with a smile?
After hearing the words, Qin Jun looked him up and down in an unpredictable manner, and then said seriously: "It is enough to wipe the top, but it is definitely not enough to wipe the bottom."
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The author has something to say: XX has been working on this chapter for a long time, and finally finished it today. Dear friends, I have been waiting for a long time, although XX knows that there are not many people waiting, so I don't care too much.
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After hearing the words, Qin Jun looked him up and down unpredictablely, and then said seriously: "It is enough to wipe the top, but it is definitely not enough to wipe the bottom."
Fuck me!Liang Shangjun blushed, squeezed the ointment and resisted smacking it on his head. "Then thank you, General!" After gritting his teeth, he limped away with his buttocks propped up.
"Wait." Folding his arms for a long time, Qin Jun stopped him calmly as he watched him touch the door. "This is the clothes I wore a few years ago, change them on." Just as Mr. Liang was about to curse, the General took out a military uniform from the cabinet.
Looking at the tattered clothes on his body, Liang Shangjun put them on without hesitation.He doesn't want others to know that he looks like a little girl who was raped/violent. "I won't thank you." The clothes are a bit too big, but training clothes, you can't tell if they are too big.After finishing speaking, the handsome man touched the door and turned around stiffly, looking at the general who raised his eyebrows and looked over, hesitating for a moment. "About this exercise..."
"One report per person." Seeing that he was about to lose his footing and still remembered this matter, Qin Jun let them speak without thinking, and only asked them to express their repentance.
"It's the general!" This is finally a harvest.Liang Shangjun stood up straight with a snap, saluted him, and started cursing after walking out of the old place.What a fart!This is what I deserve!Then he said: Slavery!
The people in the first group were worried all night, and guarded the door of NO.13 early the next morning. Seeing the sweaty, panting, and powerless comrades in arms, they were all shocked and surrounded them with distress.
"Liang Zi, are you alright? Does it hurt?" Fu Qing frowned, and her movements of supporting him were all cautious.
"Liang Zi, take a good rest today. I'll ask the captain for leave." Zheng Lan, who was supporting him on the other side, helped him resolve his concerns, although the general had already approved the holiday.
"Liangzi, would you like to lend me my quilt? It will be more comfortable to sleep this way." Xiao Bai said with an awkward expression.
"Uh... Liangzi, how do you feel?" Fanfan, who was a bit resistant to that kind of relationship, asked curiously.
Feel bad!But how do they know?Liang Shangjun, who climbed up after half his life, suddenly received such care, and his heart suddenly warmed up, thinking that it was worth it for him to suffer these crimes, but he didn't understand why they all had an expression of understanding?Instead of wondering why he doesn't come home at night?
"It's, it's okay, squad leader, I'm fine." Liang Shangjun responded to all changes without changing, pretending to be okay.
"How could it be all right!" Several people shouted in unison, which startled Liang Shangjun. "The general must have ravaged you all night, right? We understand clearly, who told us to make a mistake? It's just hard work for you, Liangzi."
...Liang Shangjun lowered his face when he heard the words, thinking of the joke they made before, but this time they really hit it off!Scratching his hair irritably, Liang Shangjun waved them away and threw them on the bed. "The general asked each of us to write a report, squad leader, I leave mine to you."
"Really!" The four exclaimed in surprise. "No problem, just two reports? Just leave it to me!" The squad leader patted his chest and promised.
"Since the matter has been resolved smoothly, Liang Zi, you can rest first, let's continue training!" After speaking, they ran away in a swarm.
Liang Shangjun stared at the shaking door and vomited blood.That's what they're here for, right?ah? !What a pack of wolves!He is hungry and wants to eat! !Howling angrily in his heart, the exhausted man finally didn't bother to close the door, and fell asleep on the bed.
When Qin Jun walked to No. 1013, he saw the door was wide open, as if it was opened specially for him, but when he walked in and saw the sleeping person on the bed, he knew that he had made a mistake. How could this wolf-hearted thing be so good?
After closing the door, Qin Jun sat on the edge of the bed, looked at No.13 who was sleeping upside down, thinking that if he was kinder to him one day, it must be when he had no claws.
Should he be quiet at this time?Seeing the ointment he casually threw on the pillow, Qin Jun pulled down his pants and applied the ointment for him.
"Uh...it hurts..." Liang Shangjun frowned in his sleep, and hummed softly, like a big child acting like a spoiled child to his parents.
"Good boy, it won't hurt in a while." Seeing his frowning, Qin Jun moved his fingers in and out more lightly, leaned over and kissed the corner of his lips, and whispered in his ear.
"Woo... Ma..." Xu felt that someone was comforting him, Liang Shangjun rubbed in the direction of the voice, and murmured indistinct words.But someone understands!
mom?Could it be that he has the potential to be a mother with more soldiers trained?go!Ghosts are fucking!Thinking about it, he couldn't help but poked his finger hard, and the person who was so painful that he fell asleep screamed and bounced.
"You, you, you..." Seeing this nemesis again, Liang Shangjun was too shocked to speak.
"Why am I here, right?" Just looking at him leisurely, Qin Jun moved the finger buried in him majesticly as he spoke. "I'm here to help you with your medicine."
"Fuck you!" He kicked it away, although it hurt his butt, but he was willing. "This is my room, get out of here!"
"This is the blood thorn base." After screwing the cap on, Qin Jun sat on the bed with his arms crossed, expressing his intentions and opinions.This is the army, and he is the boss here.
"you!……"
"Liangzi Liangzi, come here, we'll cook for you..." Uh... "General?" A group of scoundrels who rushed in hurriedly saw the people in the room, and immediately fell silent and looked at each other.
Fortunately, you have a conscience and know that I am hungry!When Liang Shangjun saw the squad leader and the others, his eyes really sparkled.Just now he was so hungry that he couldn't stand up after climbing the stairs, and they all ran away when he finally lay down, so he hadn't eaten all night and half a day now.
"Pa... papa..." The sound of the iron boxes of the army colliding.The four of them who came back to their senses put down their lunch boxes and stood up straight. "General." Serious salute.Their report hasn't been written yet, they have to behave better.
"Well, I'll take a look at NO.13, you continue." Qin Jun walked towards them, and left after speaking calmly.
Fu Qing and the others looked at the general's back in a daze, and rushed to the brother on the bed. They asked questions that were not suitable for children, which made the innocent little boy who had just started to blush.
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"NO.13!"
"To!"
Three days later in the afternoon, Liang Shangjun was rolling in the mud with his comrades, beating up others, being beaten down by others, and was playing unhappily.
"From now on, you stop training and go to learn the discipline of the army." Li Jie, who had just walked out of the general's room, said heartbrokenly as he looked at NO.What a good seedling, he is resistant to beatings, why did the general ask him to stop training?He's about to hit hard.
"Uh, why?" Liang Shangjun was very puzzled, wiped the yellow mud off his face and asked unwillingly.He didn't do anything wrong, he's been recuperating these days, why should he be asked to learn that damn discipline?
"This?" Li Jie said loudly, and when people thought he knew the answer, he said: "I don't know either, this is an order from the general."
"Damn it, why should he!" Upon hearing the meaning of that pervert, Liang Shangjun became even more angry, and with an angry face, he wanted to settle accounts with him.
Li Jie blocked him with a big palm, and the Mountain of Five Fingers imprinted on his chest, forcibly blocking his beast-like forward steps. "As far as your discipline is concerned, you should really study hard."
"He doesn't mess with me, I...!"
"NO.13!" Seeing him chattering, Li Jie shouted in a deep voice. "obey orders!"
Liang Shangjun glared at him for a long time with his cheeks puffed up, Li Jie also stared at the two eyes as big as copper bells with his hips akimbo, and his face was as dark as Master Bao, which was really scary.
After 3 minutes, Liang Shangjun was defeated, and asked weakly with his ear pulled. "So what am I going to do now?"
"Go back and take a shower, and then report to the general, he will arrange tasks for you." Ruzi nodded in a teachable manner, and Li Jie said politely with his arms folded.
He doesn't want to see him!As soon as he heard that he was going to see Qin Jun instead of Wang Jian, Liang Shangjun's scalp was numb and his neck was stiff and his eyes were staring.
"Huh?" Li Jie raised his thick black eyebrows, and said coldly, which immediately caused Liang Shangjun's anger to subside and he lowered his head.
"Yes..." The length of the ending sound meant how unwilling he was.
Sullenly, he ran back to the room to clean up, faced the mirror and fastened the top button, Liang Shangjun, took the pistol with him, and then walked out slowly.
"Xiaojun, I'll be back in three days." The old man in the holographic screen was expressionless. When he said this, it was more like a statement than talking to his son at all.
"Yeah." The general here replied more indifferently, as if he had nothing to do with himself. "Uncle Zhou misses you very much. He must be very happy when you come back."
"You don't miss me! Unfilial son!" He finally pretended to be indifferent. It's okay that this kid is colder than him. How can he hug his grandson?The girls were all frozen away by him.
Qin Jun picked up the teacup and took a sip, looked at his father who was more active and energetic, and said calmly: "You don't miss me? We are each other."
What is this called?If I don't want my son, can my son not want me?And who said he didn't want his son, but he just wanted his grandson more.The old general was so angry that his beard was raised up and down, and the veins in the old hand holding the cane were looming.
"Knock down."
Just when the old general was about to smack over with his crutches, a sudden knock on the door stopped his atrocities.
Qin Jun looked sideways at the door, then looked at his angry father, and said calmly, "Your daughter-in-law is here."
What does she have to do with him?Hurry up and hang up the phone!The old general was about to cut off the call with a sullen face, when he suddenly thought of something, his eyes flashed, as if he saw his grandson. "What did you just say? Me, me, my daughter-in-law?" The battle-tested veteran stuttered excitedly.
"Haha... Daughter-in-law is good, good!" He even asked his old friend Zhou Lifeng to find a daughter-in-law for him, but unexpectedly this kid kidnapped one, good, this is good, it seems that he is not close to the day when he has a grandson Far.His grandson must also be a general in the future, and his daughter will be a princess, and she will not be allowed to touch these dangerous things...
Glancing at the old man who was still imagining, Qin Jun walked to open the door with a smile on his lips.
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"Reporting General, No. 13 Liang Shangjun came to report." Respectful salute, impeccable and perfect movements.You can't let him find the flaws, you can't let him pick the bones out of the eggs, so that he can be disciplined, right?Liang Shangjun made up his mind in his heart that from now on he would live a life of measure, so that the general would not be able to pick any thorns, and he would naturally be allowed to train in a few days.
Looking up and down at his subordinate who suddenly changed his mind, Qin Jun raised his jaw. "come in."
"Yes, General!" He put down his hand and walked in. When he saw the [-]D projection image on his desk, he said, "Ah, old general." The truth was revealed.
Not only Liang Shangjun was taken aback, but even Qin Yi was also taken aback.He waited happily to see his daughter-in-law, who is this brat who suddenly appeared?
"Old general, you want to talk to the general, right? Then I won't bother you? You go on, I'll come back later." With a rascal smile, Liang Shangjun turned around to leave after speaking like a villain.He doesn't want to be here!Especially seeing that table!
With a blank expression on his face, Qin Jun stretched out his hand to grab his back collar and dragged him inside.
"What are you doing? Let me go!" Booming and jumping, it's not a world away from discipline.
"You see? Can you rest assured?" Qin Jun took him to the seat, looked at the old man in the holographic screen and said calmly, as if he was doing a routine.
Qin Yi had heard from the housekeeper An Ji that his son had brought back a beautiful boy, but it was one thing to hear it, but another thing to see it with his own eyes. "Xiaojun, if you don't want to get married, I won't force you. You don't have to joke with me like this." The old general couldn't accept it, he just thought he was lying to himself.
"You think this is a joke?" Qin Jun raised his eyebrows.He just ate someone up two days ago. Letting him come to see you now is not a joke. He didn’t think of getting rid of him when he got into trouble. Anyway, let’s just do it, at least it’s much more interesting than those women.
"Isn't it?" Qin Yi asked back.How decent is this man and man?Not even this pretty boy.
Hey, what are you talking about?Liang Shangjun, who was forced to stay here, looked at the old general who couldn't see, and then looked at the general with a stern face, thinking why the two fathers and sons had a quarrel and brought him along?He is not a member of the Qin family, although the Qin family seems to be very rich.
Squinting at the impatient NO.13, Qin Jun slightly raised the corner of his lips, his black eyes gleaming with victory, he pulled the person who was standing restlessly and kissed him.
Pulled down by him without defense, Liang Shangjun, who was about to get angry, was stunned by the two printed lips, and he struggled violently until he prevented no one from breaking in.Pervert, don't go crazy anytime, anywhere, okay?Your old man is still watching, do you want to piss him off?
Hey wait... pissed him off?Did they talk about some sensitive topic just now?Like getting married?So he just wanted to piss him off?Thinking of this, Liang Shangjun breathed a sigh of relief, and his struggles eased.Anyway, I have been eaten by him inside and out, so it's better to help him now, isn't it a favor?
"Celebrate the New Year by yourself! Beep..." Following the roar, the holographic screen beeped, and the dark-faced old general inside disappeared without a trace.
Uh... can you let go?Feeling that the white light shining on his face was gone, Liang Shangjun pushed the person on him to let him stop.
Once this desire started, it was hard to suppress it, not to mention that he hadn't touched him for a few days.Qin Jun changed his original intention when he explored his field, and he can't get things done just by acting.One hand clasped his waist, the other clasped the back of his head, entangled his tongue to encourage twisting, like a person who has been walking in the desert for three days and three nights and suddenly sees water, hungry and thirsty to plunder the delicious food in his mouth.
damn it!His grandma's!He's going to bang him!Unable to push it away, and feeling the change in his body, Liang Shangjun swears all the vulgar words he can in his heart.Fuck, he fell down once, and he must not fall down a second time, or he is a fool!
With a smart twist of his wrist, he took out the gun on his trouser waist and pointed it at his head. "Don't let go and try again."
The temple was pressed against the cold weapon, Qin Jun stopped his movements, and let go of some of the hands holding him. "You can try it." The slowly withdrawing tongue licked the water stains on the corners of his lips, showing no sign of fear.
"Crack." The sound of the bullet chamber, now as long as he gently presses the trigger with his finger, it is guaranteed that he will go to see Hades today [-]%. "If the general wants to, I can try it." Tilting his head to avoid his spat, Liang Shangjun wiped his mouth and said coldly.
Feeling his anger, Qin Jun, who did not deny that he might shoot in a fit of anger, let go of his hands, and raised his hands to indicate that he had let go.
"Back." Liang Shangjun kept staring at him with his gun raised, lest he make a surprise attack.Since entering this army, this kind of incident has long been commonplace, especially for these powerful characters, the situation will be reversed if they relax a little.
Qin Jun smiled shallowly, took two steps back and sat on the chair and said leisurely: "Liang Shangjun, I am not your enemy, you don't have to be so nervous."
"But I don't want to be your prey either." With a twist of his fingers, he put the gun away gracefully. "Just tell me if you have anything to say, and I'll go to training." Damn, he doesn't want to be with such a dangerous person.
"Training? Who said you can go to training?" With a raised eyebrow, Qin Jun restrained his smile and said seriously. "This is the disciplinary code of the army. It's okay to take it back and read it." He took out a thick book from the drawer and threw it on the table.
Liang Shangjun heard it's crisp "touch" sound, and his heart stopped, thinking how long he would have to read this book! "Can I refuse?"
"Turn to the first page and read it to listen." Qin Jun answered the wrong question, pointing to the book on the table for him to read.
Not knowing what he was going to do, Liang Shangjun hesitantly picked up the book which was at least three centimeters thick, and turned to the first page. "Obey the first rule of military discipline! Completely obey the second rule, and absolutely obey the third rule!" Liang Shangjun, who had finished reading with great strength, started to black out.Who made this rule?Is there any humanity left!
"Do you understand the meaning?"
"Report to the general, understand!" Although he has not read many books, he still understands the meaning.
"That's good, if you understand, execute it immediately!" After changing the peacefulness of the previous sentence, the latter sentence is so serious that people dare not resist.
"It's the general!" Liang Shangjun replied loudly, putting the book under his arm, and prepared to leave.It's better to just read a book than to read him.
"Wait, who agreed with you to leave?" The general who sat comfortably on the leather swivel chair stopped the person who was about to leave, took a sip of tea and put the cup in front of him. "Pour water."
Ga?Pour water?Liang Shangjun was a little confused, and his brain couldn't turn around. "Pour water?"
"Do you need me to repeat it a second time?" Qin Jun narrowed his black eyes slightly, looking at his astonished face and said coldly.
"Why should I pour water for you? I'm a soldier, not a servant!" shouted.
"You are my secretary now, without my approval, you don't even think about returning to the team." The threat was self-evident.
Hold!Liang Shangjun gritted his teeth and stared at him for a long time, finally dropped the book angrily, poured boiling water and put the cup in front of him.Hiss...it's so hot, if I had known it earlier, I would have poured less.The splashed water scalded his hands, Liang Shangjun pretended to be fine on the surface, but the back of his hand was so painful that he shook it vigorously.
Qin Jun squinted at NO.13, who was frowning, and didn't care. Anyway, his skin is thick and scalded twice, so who told him to be wild? "I finished reading the book today, and tomorrow I will ask Li Jie to tell you about the clerical work."
"Today?" Liang Shangjun opened his eyes wide.This book is at least hundreds of thousands of words, how could he read it all in one day!
"Do you have an opinion?" He raised his eyebrows dangerously.
"No!" Thinking of the three obedients, they immediately shook their heads and left in a hurry. "If the general is okay, I'll go read first."
"Well, let's go down." Qin Jun waved his hand, and Liang Shangjun hurriedly saluted and ran away as if he had been pardoned.
I don’t believe it can’t cure you.Looking at the back of the hastily leaving, the general thought calculatedly in his heart with his collar intact.
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"The clerical job here is to serve the general's basic necessities, and help the general sort out documents and check emails when you have time. Some urgent documents must be notified to the general as soon as possible. No matter what the general is doing, you have to do everything possible tell him!"
Early the next morning, Li Jie called NO.13 and explained clearly to him the work he was going to do. "You come and I have more time to train them."
What?Feeling that he, the leader of the team, still acts as a clerk?
Li Jie could see what he was thinking and explained. "I used to be in charge of the documents and mail, and the general's adjutant Major Wang Jian was responsible for food, clothing, housing and transportation. But now Major Wang Jian is home and married, and he will not be back until some time later."
Oh...how come they didn't know he was married?Anyway, it's a unit, so we should tell them to make them happy, right?You must know that even the mosquitoes here are male, and the bite is extremely painful.
"What are you thinking about?" Seeing that he was clear and frowning, Li Jie, who thought he was thinking of something bad, pushed him away. "Wang Jian is now a major. A battalion-level figure, of course he has the right to go home and get married, but he is a member of the blood-stabbed special forces, so it is not appropriate to publicize it.
"Oh." Sure enough, the official university is awesome, it seems that he has to work hard to get promoted, so that he can make a fortune! "Captain, you just said that there is an urgent document, and you should notify the general no matter what he is doing?"
"Yes, right away." Li Jie emphasized again, afraid that his frizzy temper would forget.
Hehe... What if he breaks in and reports at XXOO?I don't know what the result will be?He should have shot himself directly, right?
"Don't worry, what you think of now is not scientific. Work hard and make the general happy, maybe he will let you come back to train." Seeing his weird smile, Li Jie patted him on the shoulder, and went to train after speaking I went to the field to play wrestling with those thorns.
He is not a saint, he does not believe that he will not have XXOO, even if he does not, he will always DIY. (DIY for self-enjoyment, just handjob~)
With this mentality in mind, Liang Shangjun officially became the general's official document, and he followed the general's ass like a babysitter every day. Although the general was more like the nanny, he finally got along peacefully. Hold the gun against each other like before.
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New Year, this word may be very special to others, like sacred and inviolable, but it is not so important in the army, especially in the Bloodthorn Legion!
The thorns who haven't taken a vacation all year round are very homesick, and they have to go through five hurdles to report to their superiors. The final date is not approved until they are scheduled.Of course, this vacation has been approved after a lot of hard work, but in case there is a mission, you have to rush back overnight for a phone call, so most people still don’t ask for vacation, but just nestle in the base every day to enjoy the rare vacation.
Of course, some families who are eager to have grandchildren still obey this irresistible order despite repeated bombardment by their parents, report to the squad leader, and after the reports are approved layer by layer, they pack up and fly away amidst the ridicule of their comrades-in-arms.
A group of soldiers who were new to the blood thorns was clearly marked: this year you don't want to go home and be on duty all the time, so the boring thorns played poker in groups in the room.
"Liang Zi, will you play?" Today is New Year's Eve, the old squad leader and the others are on duty, and Fu Qing leads a group of people to room No. 13, raising the cards in his hand.
Liang Shangjun looked at the card and hesitated for a while, and said in embarrassment: "I'm not very good at playing."
"It's okay, we'll teach you." Waving his hands, a few followers closed the door and quickly occupied the space, looking for a seat.
The four of them moved stools, and those who sat on the bed sat on the bed. They were not polite at all.
Fu Qing talked about the rules while sitting on the stool. "This thing is played by four people, Liang Zi, you are a freshman, how about watching us play a few games before changing players?"
The squad leader has spoken, so why not?Liang Shangjun rubbed his hands, looked at the cards and nodded. "It's all up to the squad leader." He is a soldier and will obey the organization.
Hearing such well-behaved words, Fu Qing and Zheng Lan were very pleased, thinking that it was right for the general to ask him to be a clerk, and they finally made progress.
Liang Shangjun sat on the side and watched seriously. After a few rounds, Dazhi knew their skills, with a faint smile on his lips. "Squad leader, you don't gamble, what's the point of playing?"
"Fuck, you kid, don't forget who you are, and you still want to gamble? It's strange if the general finds out that he doesn't peel you off." Fu Qing glanced at him, and threw out the cards in his hand after talking. . "Qing Yise, Lianzi, you lost!"
"Why do I lose every game? Liang Zi, come here!" Xiao Bai lost his temper, he threw down his cards to find a helper, and moved aside to make room for himself.
Liang Shangjun has already taken over, so he is naturally happy to take over. "Squad leader, we don't gamble, how about playing something else?" Eyes rolled slyly, the four of them looked at it and thought it was not a good thing, but they carried it stubbornly.This card is what they are clamoring to play, so why can't they say they can't afford it?
"How do you want to play?" Fu Qing raised his eyebrows and asked him to place a bet. No.13 is a bit awesome, but he said just now that he can't play, no matter how smart he is, just in the few games just now, he doesn't believe that he can be so awesome.
Hehe... Liang Shangjun raised his lips and smiled, his eyes were shining brightly. "Whoever loses takes off one piece of clothing, and then runs outside on the balcony and yells that the general is a pervert. How about it?"
You are the pervert!The four were speechless, not daring to be presumptuous to the general.This kid simply owes a lesson!
"It's fine not to say that the general is a pervert, but just say that I am a pervert." Liang Shangjun said leisurely, looking at them with a bit of contempt, his chin raised high.
Damn, they will lose if they don't believe it.After all, the three are hot-blooded men, how can they stand up to his provocation?As soon as his head got hot, he faced this gamble that was bigger than life and death.
Humph, get ready to take off your clothes!After getting the cards, Liang Shangjun, who has been in the casino for more than ten years, thought with a smirk in his heart.
"Shunzi Hongxin, you guys take off!"
"Spades Depth Charge, out of cards, take it off!"
"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, ten J, the last old ace. Take off!" "Take off!!!"
Liang Shangjun almost ran out of cards in three downs, and usually he would be all out when it came time to play his cards.It would be uncivilized to take off the trouser hairpins in a few strokes, so you have to go outside and shout that the general is a pervert?Or are you perverted?Waiting for winter, they wear big trousers, no matter who they are, they look more like perverts!
Fu Qing dealt out the cards in turn with a sullen expression. After the deal was over, he looked at the cards in his hand, then looked at Zheng Lan and Fanfan.This kid is just a gangster, and he pretended to be innocent with them at first, but he was a real veteran, if they didn't turn the tables, not only would they lose face, but they would even lose their underwear!
Fanfan and Zheng Lan also looked at the monitor and nodded, then Fanfan threw a card. "A piece of three."
"One five." Fu Qing accepted the card.
"Little devil." Zheng Lan immediately threw Zhang Da's. "Green one color five straight, two four six eight jumping eggs, and one big ghost." After throwing the cards, Zheng Lan smiled and looked at the astonished NO.13. "Liangzi, you haven't played a single card, take it off."
Liang Shangjun had lost the bet, so he stood up and took off his black camouflage jacket boldly.
"Four consecutive bombs!" "Liangzi, you didn't play a card again, take off!"
"Tutuotuo!" Now it was the turn of the three of them to raise their eyebrows. Although they deliberately teased him, they didn't cheat. Who made No.13 so annoying?They are called the same hatred!
After playing a few rounds, Xiao Bai, who was watching the excitement, looked at his comrades who were not much worse than himself and said with concern: "Liang Zi, go out and shout now, at least there is still a pair of trousers."
"One more game, I won't believe in this evil anymore!" He drew more cards than they ate, how could he lose to them? !
Fu Qing, Zheng Lan and Fan Fan smiled faintly, feeling a sense of accomplishment in defeating the little monster.
Of course, the final result can be imagined, Liang Shangjun still lost this round.
The four of them stared at No. 13, which only had the last fig leaf, thinking what excuse would this kid use to cheat?
"What are you looking at?" Liang Shangjun smirked at them fiercely.Damn, I didn't expect him to capsize in the gutter, what a bad luck! "I won't cheat!" He squatted down and took off his shoelaces. "Come on."
That's okay too?The three of them looked at each other, decided to save some saliva, followed the previous tactics, and asked him to take off his boots and socks in the second round of cards.
So Liang Shangjun, who picked up a stone and smacked his own feet, ran to the cold windy balcony and yelled at the tenth floor opposite, wearing a pair of boxer underwear all over his body. "Qin Jun, you are a pervert!" He was a pervert in the first place!
"Wow..." Immediately, the headlights of the two inspections at the Bloodthorn base turned on the source of the sound, and all the soldiers below looked up at the person who yelled these words. "You are the fucking pervert! It's spring at night!" The cabbage leaves were thrown upwards.Liang Shangjun couldn't stand it any longer, so he quickly returned to his room.
The New Year's Eve has just passed, ushering in a brand new year.The general confessed to what happened last night that the adults ignored the faults of the villains, and he pretended not to hear it, but let No. 2123 stand in the cold wind for two hours in his trousers.
"Ache!" So, unfortunately, on the first day of the new year, the awesome NO.13 couldn't get up because he had a gorgeous cold? !
He ran to the infirmary with two lines of snot hanging from his nose. The doctor inside didn’t seem to know what pity is, flicked the syringe, and pricked his white ass with a needle to get rid of the air, making NO.13 yell embarrassingly.
"Tsk tsk... NO.13, hurry up and take these medicines, they will expire in a few days." The handsome doctor brother threw him a few boxes of cold medicine, as if he had done a good thing for himself. Tsk tut twice, so intriguing.
What's wrong with the cold?Everyone catches a cold, okay?Holding the medicine box, Liang Shangjun's face smelled very bad.His grandma's medicine expires in three days, why not use it up for you?Isn't it great that the people at the base don't catch a cold? ! "Hmph!" Without the energy to argue with him, Liang Shangjun snorted coldly while holding the medicine, and left angrily.
The doctor in a white coat looked at Shi Er who left, and continued to marvel. "This cold medicine has been on the shelf for two years, and now it's sold out, so it won't be a waste of military expenses?" (TAT Liangzi, how weak are you? Just compare with these masters who haven't caught a cold for two years.)
***
"Hello."
"Looking for the general? The general is taking a bath."
"What? Tell him to listen to the phone? They said he was taking a shower."
"Damn! I won't go in and call!"
The above is one of the phone calls on the night of the first day of junior high school, No. 13, what the clerk said.
5 minutes later……
"Uncle, are you looking for me?" The general in pajamas sat in front of the holographic projection, looking at the prime minister in front of him with a respectful attitude.
"Who was that person just now? It's so rude!" Your Excellency the Prime Minister was very angry, and he has always been able to endure what ordinary people cannot bear.
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