[WIN] Divorce

He called Naruto Denki, and he was in a panic now, because sitting in front of him were the first and second heroes in the country, the "Doll" Izuku Midoriya and the "Broken Heart" Katsuki Bakugo.None of these two people were willing to speak since he called them in. He could feel the chill in the air, which was enough to form ice flowers in this hot summer.

Shang Ming wanted to give himself a cool song, but he had a lot of backs, and seeing these two big Buddhas here, he began to suspect that he was the illegitimate son of an African chieftain in Asia.

You may feel that Shangming is making a lot of fuss. After all, they used to be a high school graduate. Lugu has always been good-tempered and gets along well with him, and the heartbreaker is his closest classmate. It is just a matter of sitting together and chatting. Why are you so nervous about such an ordinary thing?However, you must know that the premise of this sentence depends on the occasion. If they are fighting landlords in the stronghold of the enemy alliance, or when he was cracking down on pornography and illegal activities, it was one of these two that was captured from the hotel, etc. , it is absolutely impossible for him to relax his tense nerves under these scenes.

Of course, the above assumptions are all groundless, but Shangming thinks that if it is the above scenarios, he can find a way to deal with them, but the problem he is facing at this moment really gives him a headache, because they are sitting The divorce office of the Civil Affairs Bureau, and he was the person in charge of the divorce for the two of them.

When he sorted out his fragmented thoughts and came to such a conclusion, it can be seen from the huge amount of information that the situation is still not optimistic.

First of all, let me briefly say that as a high school classmate of two well-known heroes and a professional hero in charge of the area, Shangming Electric, how did it start the business of breaking up mandarin ducks in the Civil Affairs Bureau.Two years ago, he married his classmate Xiang Xiang Erlang. Six months ago, his wife was pregnant. He was so happy knowing that he was going to be a father this year, so he persuaded his wife to stay at home and raise a baby, but Erlang was a child. How can a professional heroine who doesn't let her men down, suspend work because she is pregnant for several months, and dare to take on dangerous tasks of A-level after seven months of pregnancy. When she got fetal gas, colleagues around her hurriedly contacted Shangming.At that time, he happened to be on his way out for a mission. Hearing this, he hurriedly entrusted the work to his colleagues and rushed to the hospital.

Although both mother and child were safe and his mission was not delayed, the Heroes Association found out about his absence from duty and recorded a major demerit for him. Not only was his hero's license deducted six points, but he was also temporarily suspended for half a year.Now Shangming has no work to do, but considering that his wife is about to give birth, in order for him to help him earn money for milk powder, the association negotiated to find him a job temporarily.Although he can't be a hero for the time being, being able to have a job is enough to thank him a lot. He planned to take a fruit basket to the association to express his gratitude, but he didn't expect that the work book he sent home said Civil Affairs Bureau .

It's fine if it's the Civil Affairs Bureau, and it's a good thing to be able to make a family, but it happens to be the person in charge of the divorce office.It's not that he looks down on this job, but it's unbelievable that he, a professional hero, suddenly became the person in charge of the divorce. For this reason, he went to see Mr. Aizawa. As a result, Mr. Aizawa's original words were: "The Association of Heroes It is an institution directly under the government, and now I want to arrange a job for you, so it’s not easy to stuff it in a private company, right? After looking around, this position just happens to be vacant, so you can just do it for half a year. Besides , I heard you said before that I like the Women's Federation very much, and this job is also a fate for you."

What he likes is "Avengers", not "Women's Federation". I'm afraid Mr. Aizawa may have misunderstood him!Alas, Shangming didn't bother to explain these things, and Erlang also said that he didn't do things, so he was kicked out of the shelves.

You said that if you usually see ordinary couples arguing in front of each other, even fighting, he can control the scene.But the person sitting in front of him is one of the few heroes in the country. If this fights, it can be compared to a fight between gods, can he stop it?He thinks he can't do it.Not to mention whether he can protect himself, according to his understanding of Baohao Shengji, if his temper comes up, whether the Civil Affairs Bureau can protect himself will be a problem.Taking a step back, if the marriage and divorce go smoothly, the news of their divorce will hit the headlines of the entertainment section tomorrow. There will definitely be reporters rushing to ask him for details, and the association will send people to ask questions if it is not complete.Persuade him not to leave, but he is afraid of angering both parties; help him get a divorce, but he is afraid of being "infamy" for undermining the harmonious and stable development of society.Shangming felt that his neck was chilly, and he was obviously working in shifts. How could such a good thing happen to him so impartially? !

Shang Ming lived a very sad life, he pulled Chopin in the rain.

The three confronted each other for a long time, but Shang Ming hadn't figured out a solution yet, so he was not the first to speak.I don't know if anyone outside has made a grudge with Ming Ming, and I wish I could rush him into the crematorium, shouting at the top of my lungs: "Why is it not healed yet, the queue behind us is still in a hurry!"

Shangming had no choice but to bite the bullet, he didn't dare to speak loudly, so he knocked on the table and said, "Ahem, that..."

Bakugo kept a dark face the whole time, and he didn't speak like his personality, which is understandable, but the always good-tempered Midoriya Izuku didn't speak, he reckoned that Midori didn't want to make public, and planned to divorce the marriage quietly, But it was a coincidence that I met a big acquaintance like myself again, and I must be very embarrassed in my heart.

"Shangming, what a coincidence that I can meet you here." Seeing Shangming, Lugu greeted him with a smile.

"Yeah, it's also a coincidence." Shangming smiled awkwardly but politely. He has concealed everything about his work here from everyone, and now he can only tell some white lies. Not much, and the association said that the Civil Affairs Bureau has been busy recently, and there are not enough people, and they like me to be good at handling neighborhood disputes, so they asked me to come here as a part-time job... Cough cough, help me clear it up."

"Well, it also makes sense." Green Valley nodded, "After all, we are heroes to serve the public, and it's good that you have such thoughts."

"Green Valley has the ability to be over-reputed. No, you are still number one in last year's list of participating in solving incidents. It is not as good as you for the country and the people." Shangming suddenly thought of something, "By the way, my family Isn't Erlang pregnant? He's about to give birth next month, and when the time comes, you... both of you must make time to appreciate your face and drink a full moon wine."

Originally, Lugu and Shangming were quite happy chatting, but the smile on their faces couldn't hold back when they heard this: "Erlang is pregnant? No one told me, I don't know."

"How come you don't know? I called and told Bo half a year ago..." Shangming was only halfway through speaking when he felt a sharp pain in his right foot, which made him grin his teeth.Well, he must have touched Bakugo's sore foot.

Bakugo Katsuki stomped on Shangming's foot under the table, and said expressionlessly: "You think we are here to chat with you?! It's been so long and you haven't done serious business?!"

Lugu glared at Baohao, but seemed too lazy to argue with him, and turned his head away.

Gritting his teeth, Shangming pulled his foot out from under Baohao's leather shoes. He didn't have time to feel sorry for his foot injury at the moment, so he picked up the form on the table: "Then, I will do business." Said, but in my heart I was frantically looking for a way to delay the time.

"Name."

"Idiot face, how many years have we known each other, and you fucking pretend not to know each other at this time?!" Baohao seemed to deliberately vent his anger on Shangming, "Hurry up."

"Brother Bao, I'm the person in charge of the divorce office now. The Civil Affairs Bureau has rules and regulations. Since I have this job, I have to follow the procedures?" Shangming smiled apologetically.

"Lvgu Chujiu." Lugu said cooperatively, glanced at the people around him, and did not forget to sneer, "Shangming, you are right, and you are serious and responsible for your work. There are no rules, this is the Civil Affairs Bureau, It's not a nest of enemies, so no one should rely on their pride in the workplace to put on airs here."

"Who are you talking about showing off and putting on airs?!" Bao Hao slapped the table hard, "Don't point and scold me here! Didn't you clamor for a divorce, and now you are procrastinating again? Why, don't want to Li?! If you don’t want to leave, hurry back with me, there’s still a lot of work to do, don’t embarrass me here!”

"Heh, who do you think doesn't want to leave?!" Izuku Midoriya's pent-up anger burst into flames, "I can't stand you anymore! It was agreed yesterday that I will be here before the door opens at nine o'clock today, and I will try to get the first place." No, it’s good for you, you were late for more than half an hour. Now you don’t follow the rules, I think you are the one who wants to delay the time! Let me tell you the truth, I am determined to get a divorce, and I can leave today , if you can't leave, you have to leave!"

Shangming Electric covered his face with his right hand, and the saliva from the two people's quarrel was about to splash on his handsome face.He just said that it must be a disaster. It's just the beginning and the quarrel has become like this. How will it end then? !Seeing how the two of them were facing each other, it was not surprising for Baohao to lose his temper, but it was the first time he had seen Izuku Midoriya like this. In his impression, even if he faced the most difficult enemy, he would not be surprised. He has never lost his composure or panicked. He must have exploded because he had had enough of Bakugo's temper. Therefore, this time he will choose the Green Valley team.

"Silence, silence!" Shangming yelled, "This is the divorce office, if you want to quarrel, go back and quarrel, and come back after the quarrel."

Upon hearing this, Lu Gu turned off the fire first, and muttered: "I'm too lazy to argue with you."

"Then let's start over." Shangming said, "Name."

"Banghao." Baohao spit out two words coldly.

"Green Valley out for a long time."

"age."

"Explosive."

"25." Hearing Bao Hao's answer, Lu Gu said with a chuckle.

"25." Bao Hao realized that he was confused, and hurriedly corrected it.

"Married for several years."

"5 years." Green Valley answered first.

"Fart, we've been married for 5 years and 23 days." Bakugou corrected him loudly.

Green Valley was noncommittal: "So what, I'm leaving anyway, so I know what to do."

"Home address."

"Where's the population survey?!" Bakugo glanced at the form in Shangming's hand, "Where is this written on the paper, are you asking nonsense?!"

Shangming's body trembled, he hated this kind of irritable and calm man the most, no tricks could escape his discernment: "Have you brought all the documents?" Don't bring all the documents, don't bring them all, don't bring them all. together.

Lugu glanced at Baohao, and Baohao took out a small dozen colorful notebooks from his pocket: "All the documents are here, when did I leave something behind?"

Shangming took the documents and checked them carefully. The date of their marriage was indeed in 2013. Time flies, and they have been married for more than five years.The scene of their marriage can still be vividly remembered. Bakugo is also a rich owner, and he is the only precious son in the family. The wedding banquet was held with great fanfare. In addition, the two are rising heroes in the world of heroes. Many celebrities were present, and even some high-level government officials came to congratulate them.Not long before their marriage, the two of them worked together to solve a big case, which made them famous. Entertainment reporters also took advantage of this limelight to publish on the news page for three consecutive days, fabricating all kinds of details about the relationship between the two. Some small newspapers also said that After Baohao joined hands with Green Valley to kill the enemy, he knelt down on one knee and proposed to the other party, which added a bit of romance to the serious hero work.

As their status rose, their marriage received more attention and praise. The news media praised them as a model couple and a stabilizer of social peace.It's all right now, he Shangming will destroy this stabilizer with his own hands today.

"Idiot face, if you stare at it for a while, a hole will be burned in the household registration book." Baohao said sarcastically, "Do you still suspect that I forged it?"

"How could it be? Brother Bao, don't be so anxious." Shangming could only continue to apologize, "Isn't this an occupational disease of being a hero?! I'm used to it."

"Did you bring the divorce agreement?" Shangming suddenly remembered, and kept praying in his heart that they didn't have it. After all, if they came here on a whim, they would definitely not prepare this.

"Bring it." Lu Gu took out a piece of paper from his briefcase, "I ran for nothing yesterday because I didn't have it."

Did you come here yesterday? !Shangming was shocked, it seems that this time they are not just playing around, are they serious?