The emperor is embarrassed

At the end of the morning court on the second day, Ming Zhan called Xu Sandao, "Hurry up tomorrow and return my plate. I'll just give you bayberry, and even eat my plate?"

Xu San smiled, "Your Majesty's jade plate is really exquisite and lovely."

"That's not for you either."

Xu San was very good at climbing up the ladder, not only returned Ming Zhan's plate, but also gave Ming Zhan two small jars of pickled vegetables. It is said that Xu San's mother pickled it by himself, which was regarded as a filial gift in return.

Ming Zhan is often used to mix white porridge in the morning. It tastes really good.

Ming Zhan has Ming Zhan's wisdom. He and Ruan Hongfei talked, "One official who is corrupt can be beheaded; work."

Ruan Hongfei held Ming Zhan's hand and played with it, "If you are worried about this, you will be worried to death. I am afraid that since the Three Emperors and Five Emperors, you have been worried about this." Ming Xiaopang's hands are also good-looking, fat Dudu'er is so pinchable.

"Feifei, what did you do? Like Tianshu Yaoguang and others, aren't you greedy for your money?" Ming Zhan asked.

"I, I made the rules in advance, and the money I give is naturally not comparable to these officials. If you get too much every month, whoever dares to reach out—" Ruan Hongfei paused, and made a gesture of pouring out, " According to the rules of the sea, whoever steals as much money, all the silver will be turned into silver water, and poured into his belly."

"You are considered the founding king of a country. Generally, there are not many corrupt officials when a country is founded."

Ruan Hongfei said, "You are different from me. I started as a pirate leader. If I don't have one or two cruel methods, how can I suppress the people below? You have inherited the position of the big cheap, and the big cheap are always reluctant to die. , you, the emperor, are so aggrieved."

"Don't say that, I'm not aggrieved at all." If it's not about a beauty, Feifei never forgets to provoke the relationship between father and son.Alas, Ming Zhan said melancholy, "Feifei, it's a good thing you don't like Fenghuo drama with princes?" Or Ming Zhan felt that he would end up like King Zhou You.

When Ruan Hongfei heard Ming Zhan comparing him to Baosi, he immediately became angry, pulled his sleeves and scolded, "Fuck! I like Fenghuo to play with your father!" He immediately called Ming Zhan's crying father and mother.

Ming Zhan begged a few words for mercy so that he would not have to continue to suffer the pain of flesh and blood, and said with a sad face, "Just kidding, you can also accuse me. You can say that I am Su Daji's reincarnation, right? I am annoyed even if there is no joke! "

Ruan Hongfei couldn't laugh or cry to Ming Zhan, "How can there be such a fat vixen like you?" Wiping the tears from Ming Zhan's face, he asked, "Does it hurt? Didn't hit hard."

Ming Zhan chuckled, hugged Ruan Hongfei and took a bite, anyway, he always cried like he was playing.

Xu San thought that he had gained the emperor's trust, and he was very happy for this trust.

Ming Zhan also summoned Xu Bingtang, Xu San's youngest son.

This time, Xu Bingtang Chunwei was on the list.But from Xu San's point of view, it's not as good as the name of Sun Shan.Thinking that he, the man who won three consecutive awards in the history of the Great Feng Dynasty, actually gave birth to a son who was also a Jinshi. Thinking of this, Xu San wished he could kick Xu Bingtang to death.

Simply, embarrassing.

If you want Xu San to say, for this person, whether you have the ability or not is the second place. The key is to see if you are lucky.

Like Xu Bingtang, even though he is the youngest son, Xu San has always looked down on him.

It's not easy to read books during the day, and I don't do anything serious except fiddle with crooked ways every day.When Xu San's temperament is not going well, he often vents his anger on Xu Bingtang.

This time, I don't know where Ming Zhan found out about Xu Bingtang's reputation, and asked to see Xu Bingtang by name.In this world of Chunwei, even the champion who did not specify his surname in this way was summoned by the emperor alone, so there must be a reason.

Xu San was worrying about Xu Bingtang's future, and now he was really sleepy and someone gave him a pillow, which was a godsend.

After Xu San returned home, he took his son out of the carpenter's room and tidied it up. He taught Xu Bingtang for nearly two hours, and finally concluded, "The emperor will not summon anyone for no reason. This time, There must be a reason. No matter what the emperor asks, you just answer honestly. Also, wash off the carpenter smell on your body!"

Xu Bingtang was actually born pretty well, with a handsome appearance.

Moreover, what makes Xu San hate the most is that the sky has no eyes, and among his three sons, Xu Bingtang is actually the one with the best aptitude.The eldest son is nearly 30 years old, and he is a Jinshi. He is motivated, but sometimes a lot of facts require a little talent. Now he is an official, and he is not outstanding.Needless to say, the second son was sent back to his hometown to learn the rules; Xu Bingtang is an old son, only seventeen this year, because of his strange reputation, girls from a well-matched family are not willing to marry.But Xu San couldn't accept it here if he wanted his son to accommodate him.

Xu San is a shrewd person. He intends to let his son pass the Jinshi examination first, so as to secure his reputation as a "talented scholar", so that it will be much easier for him to be an official or get married.

Xu San's idea is very good, but he also understands that the degree of difficulty of Jinshi examination is quite different from that of Juren.In view of Xu Bingtang's sharpening his gun in front of the battle, a person came out, and he was just catching up with the emperor's enthronement and opened Enke. The opportunity was rare, so Xu Sanli forced Xu Bingtang to apply for the Chunwei exam, and he said in advance: If he failed to win the Jinshi, he burned the broken half of Xu Bingtang's courtyard !

As a result, Xu Bingtang won the third place in 220, and the third place in the Gongshi list.

When Xu San knew that his son's list was in the list of three tributes, he was not angry. After all, his son was still young, and his achievement was already better than many others.He planned not to allow his son to take part in the palace examination, and voluntarily gave up his status as a Jinshi, hoping to pass the exam and then take the exam again. If he got the top three, wouldn't it make his old man look good?Who knew that Xu Bingtang had promised well, so he turned around and secretly went to take the imperial examination, and sure enough, he was firmly seated as the leader of the same Jinshi.

Make Xu San mad!

Xu Bingtang thought that no matter whether he was a Jinshi or not, in short, he was considered a Jinshi, and he could give his family an explanation to his father.

After passing the Jinshi examination, he didn't go to the selection of officials, so he stayed at home to invent, dragged a big kite and jumped on the nine-story pagoda of Hongming Temple.Xu Bingtang danced a lot, so there was no danger of his life. He just added another joke to the capital city and smeared their grandfather's face.It made Xu San feel so angry every time he glanced at Xu Bingtang, and he would almost get sick if he didn't slap him twice!

But such a boy who owes money to draw is very lucky, and he is favored by the emperor.

Xu San was afraid that his son would miss such a good opportunity, so he was so nervous that he didn't sleep well all night. In the early morning of the next day, he took his son to the palace to have a face-to-face meeting with his son.

Ming Zhan is resting today, it's hot, he doesn't like to run around.Moreover, Ruan Hongfei once again abandoned him and went to the imperial capital to deal with his own family affairs.

Ming Zhan wanted to follow him to death, Ruan Hongfei said directly, "If you are unreasonable, I will have to go back to the island to deal with matters."

"Don't you believe me?" Ming Zhan was aggrieved immediately, "My director has never recited you."

Ruan Hongfei ignored it at all, "I will take you with me when you stop being the emperor." Although he likes Ming Xiaopang, he has to admit that Ming Xiaopang has no integrity at all when it comes to political issues.Ruan Hongfei asked Ming Zhan to pay the interest on the money he lent to Ming Zhan several times, but Ming Zhan let alone the interest, the money given to him was nothing more than meat buns beating dogs, which caused Ruan Hongfei to lose money.

Of course, Ruan Hongfei was rich, and Ming Xiaopang would not pay it back, so he couldn't do anything about it.What made Ruan Hongfei even more angry was that Ming Xiaopang, relying on his close relationship with him, knew that his family's shipbuilding was good, and wanted to get the manufacturing process of the big ship and the sea charts that traveled far and wide from him for free.

Ruan Hongfei really felt that Ming Xiaopang didn't have much other abilities, and his shameless ability was second to none in the world. If this was the case, it would be impossible for another person to open his mouth.Even if he could speak, under Ruan Hongfei's contemptuous gaze, he should commit suicide in shame. As a result, Ruan Hongfei looked at Ming Zhan for a long time in disbelief, and Ming Zhan kept talking to him: How difficult the country is now, how much we need Feifei help……

In short, a series of bullshit.

Anyway, from Ruan Hongfei's point of view, the nonsense that Ming Xiaopang said was completely the same as that of a charlatan.

First complain, say how difficult and pitiful you are, and arouse people's sympathy; then, praise you again, our relationship is as deep as the ocean, and flatter you so much; finally, tell you how good you are, why don't you help me ?If I don’t have money, I owe it first, and pay it back when I have money?

Little Fatty Ming looks like a human being, yet he refuses to speak human words?

Ruan Hongfei lost millions on him earlier, how could he be so stupid as to "help" Ming Zhan?

Even now, his subordinates often mutter behind their backs, "Looking at the life of His Majesty the Emperor, you're bewildered by our lord?"

"That's right, thanks to the good looks and talents of the King, it can be seen that His Majesty the Emperor has many skills?"

"If the lord comes back with a million silver this time, why don't you pay us all next time? Your Majesty the Emperor is a cannibalist."

"It's no wonder that he doesn't grow tall, but only grows flesh. He just takes advantage and doesn't suffer losses. He only focuses on getting benefits. He is not fat."

Ruan Hongfei is not a fool, he is very clear about public and private affairs, from then on, whenever Ming Xiaopang mentions money, Ruan Hongfei treats him like a living thief.

Therefore, Ruan Hongfei absolutely could not agree to Ming Xiaopang's participation in political activities in other countries.

No matter how much Ming Zhan acted coquettishly and rolled around, Ruan Hongfei still refused to take him with him, and he could only cool off in the palace by himself.

Xu Bingtang is not good at talking, he is very different from his exquisite old man.Moreover, perhaps because he has been indoors for a long time, Xu Bingtang's complexion is also fairer than that of ordinary teenagers, which makes him look younger than he actually is.

The eunuch's children are naturally not badly dressed, but what attracts the most attention is Xu Bingtang's eyes, which are full of spirituality and focus.

"Is your kite successful?"

Xu Bingtang shook his head and said regretfully, "It's not considered a success. You have to jump from a very high mountain, and you can't fly very far. But now you can land safely. It's a pity that the capital doesn't have high mountains."

Hearing his son's words, the corners of Xu San's lips twitched again and again, only wishing that Yuqian could not be disrespectful, and endured the dark anger in his heart.I have told this unfilial son a thousand times, don't mention these crap things to His Majesty.Although His Majesty has a question, he has to answer it.However, you can simply skip it!You can even turn a corner in a tactful way and say something serious!

"I have something else that I wanted to show you. I wonder if you're interested."

Xu San panicked, "Your Majesty, if you have something to do, just order this scoundrel." It's too polite of you to keep talking.Thinking about it again, what does His Majesty need this kid to help with?This kid doesn't have any big skills, does he?

Ming Zhan handed a stack of drawings to Xu Bingtang, pointed to the seat, Xu Bingtang took it and sat looking at the drawings.

Ming Zhan joked with Xu San in his spare time, "Old Xu, you said you, a good son, was born with such a good-looking talent, smart and capable, how can you call him a wicked person?"

"What I don't understand is that Chinese people still like to call their sons 'animals, bastards', alas, 'dogs' is already a polite way of saying it." Ming Zhan asked shamelessly, "Is there any reason for this? ah?"

Xu San was born in Sanyuan and has profound knowledge. Although Ming Zhan asked tricky questions, he could not make Xu San difficult. It’s not that I hope they will be promising. Besides, like ministers, they spend less time at home, and these boys grow up in the hands of women in the inner house, so they are not very promising. If they are blindly coddled, it will be extremely unseemly.”

Ming Zhan smiled, and shared fruit with Xu San, "I see that you, Xu, teach your children well. Your eldest son was sent to Fenyang, Shanxi. I heard that he was excellent in the evaluation for several years. Now Bingtang is more promising. I see many Chunwei is so nervous that he can't wait to work hard, Bingtang often plays tower jumping and mountain jumping, and easily won the top three. If he is willing to work hard, I think he is quite the old Xu you used to be style and talent."

Xu San glared at his son, who was absorbed in research, and sighed, "Your Majesty has praised you. This evil person just doesn't follow the right path. He spends his days tinkering with ingenious craftsmen. He is really not doing his job properly and can't be a great tool. For this, my minister Not less angry with him."

No matter how long Ming Zhan chatted with Xu San, Xu Bingtang sat by the side without saying a word, frowning for a while, biting his lip for a while, not even half aware of any movement, completely immersed in his research on the blueprint.

At noon, Ming Zhan saw that Xu Bingtang was still in deep thought, so he called Xu San to eat, and left the servant outside to wait on him.