Portable Cheats: Jiang Biehe

Jiang Yunzhou's memory is biased, and it has been greatly deviated since the beginning of traveling into the world of martial arts.

It is said that a long time ago, Jiang Yunzhou successfully entered the Dandan space by cheating on his mobile phone at that time...

Dandan Space is a very magical space. With Dandan Space as the center, many linear parallel worlds extend infinitely, all of which are real.The people who enter the Dandan space are the little mice collected by Dandan from all over the world. They come to play an online game similar to teaming up and upgrading. If they earn enough points, they can exit the game and return to the original world. Most of them died in the game.

Of course, Jiang Yunzhou's scourge must have been left behind for thousands of years.

"This broken book costs 50000 points? If I had 50000 points, I would have gone back to the original world." Jiang Yunzhou, who had just entered Dandan's space, found a very strange martial arts cheat book at Dandan's place, and then smashed it with his poisonous tongue. Belittled to nothing.

But when Jiang Yunzhou gained 50000 points early in the war against alien bugs by relying on the plot and made the Dandan space team, which was originally captained by the little boy face, completely unrecognizable, he actually gave up the chance to return to the original world and only exchanged for one. Ben broke the secret book, and he was the only one who remembered the bound book from the beginning to the end.

The one with the highest IQ in the squad has a swollen face and a black stomach. He didn't know that he had already collected 50000 points, and he didn't expect that this prodigal son thought it was boring to go back to the original world. The world turns around the B-line plot.

It's just that Jiang Yunzhou didn't expect that Hongjun, who had not yet awakened, that facial paralysis, would be so dark. Could it be that he "accidentally" let his little white-faced captain, the three corpses, reincarnate and die once when he passed through the egg space, and almost let them Is there no chance for the two to meet again? As for making some little hands and feet while he was traveling through, he was twisted into slag by the vortex.

I saw a meteor slide across the sky, and then hit the ground with a bang, making a big crater.

There are no meteorites or UFOs in the crater. Instead, there is a yellow talisman suspended in the air not far from the crater, motionless, as if stuck to transparent glass.

[This thing is dangerous, keep your distance, or you will bear the consequences. 】

If an ordinary person sees such a warning, he will retreat three feet, but Ximen Chuuxue is not an ordinary person, so when he saw a yellow talisman vertically in the air, he reached out and took it off.

At that moment, Ximen Chuuxue felt as if a transparent film penetrated his body. After the strange biological instinct passed, Ximen Chuuxue found himself as if he had entered a strange space.

He didn't move, and the scenery didn't change, but the aura in the area centered on Dakeng suddenly changed.

Hearing movement behind him, Ximen Chuuxue turned around and found that the man who was killed by his sword had stood up.

"You crushed my body, you are cruel." Even if he can be revived in the original form, he will never forgive the paralyzed face, because if the damned thing is resurrected, that person will see all his memories, even masturbation and The memory of nose-picking is never let go, so this is definitely the revenge of the black and red fruit with a paralyzed face.

Jiang Yunzhou rubbed his bony joints and stood up, because he was still in the protection period of the egg transmission belt, Jiang Yunzhou, the sturdy BT who had resurrected from a dead body, slowly healed the scar on his chest in front of Ximen Chuuxue.

I have to say that the black-bellied person is very vengeful, and Jiang Yunzhou can't be resurrected after exchanging the blood of Majin Buu in vain, so he has to attach to other corpses to breathe again.

"Ah... this person?" The dead body cells were constantly recovering, and when Jiang Yunzhou's head flashed a lot of memories of the host, he finally understood who this unfortunate person was.

"They turned out to be peerless twins, hehehe. I originally planned to go to the western world, but I didn't expect to hit the wrong way. Now it seems that I have to say goodbye to those beautiful and long-lived beautiful young elves in the western world." Exchanged the martial arts cheats and went to the western world to fight World of Warcraft , Jiang Yunzhou's idea of ​​suppressing the beautiful elf boy should not be too shameless.

However, as the saying goes, if you come, you will be at ease, there should be no way to revive him with the paralyzed face, because he is not dead now, so Jiang Yunzhou is at ease.

Ximen Chuuxue coldly watched Jiang Biehe come back to life before his eyes, talked to himself, and smiled evilly like a ghost.

Until Jiang Yunzhou finally raised his head after laughing enough, Ximen Chuuxue's cold eyes met Jiang Yunzhou's malicious black eyes that were thinking bad ideas.

"Not dead." Ximen Chuuxue was very sure that Jiang Biehe was dead.

"He died, but I came back to life." Jiang Yunzhou reached out to touch the invisible barrier in the air, and when he realized that the man in white in front of him could actually enter the transmission barrier, he frowned secretly.Originally, the barrier was used to isolate the outside world so that they could not see or perceive the situation inside the barrier. Since the man in white accidentally broke in, don't blame him.

"But since you killed once, you will definitely kill the second time, so play with me." Seeing that the martial arts of the man in white seemed to be very strong, Jiang Yunzhou decided to use him to test the bound book of Jin Yong's martial arts secrets, This bound book is so fresh that it has not been used at all.

"you wanna die."

"Yes, one kind of martial arts will crush you to death." Jiang Yunzhou walked slowly in front of Ximen Chuuxue with his hips on his hips like a pervert. In fact, who can survive in the hands of Eggy is not a pervert?

"Don't worry, I'll take it easy, I won't let you die until the last one."

When he said this, Jiang Yunzhou had already grabbed Ximen Chuuxue's sword with his Shaolin dragon claws.

Nine Yin Scriptures,

Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms,

Six Meridians Excalibur,

One positive finger,

Tianshan Plum Blossom Hand,

The dog beating stick method, no, Jiang Yunzhou didn't have a stick in his hand.

He wanted to seize the weapon but failed, so Jiang Yunzhou used the life-and-death talisman instead. He turned the blood from the palm of his hand into an ice talisman and shot it into Ximen Chuuxue's body. Chilling bottom line.

"Don't die too early, there are still a lot of martial arts you haven't tried yet." Jiang Yunzhou, whose mouth was bleeding, was in no better condition than Ximen Chuuxue. As a scholar, he has not been killed by Ximen Chuuxue at this time because of the protection of the enchantment, but at the same time Ximen Chuuxue can't die.

"Hmm, I'm the only one who respects the world? This martial art seems to be the same as the Nine Yin Manual practiced by Ouyang Feng. It's a retrograde meridian." However, there is only the Nine Yin Manual and not the Nine Yin Manual in the bound book of Jin Yong's martial arts secrets... Jiang Yunzhou Thinking about the lunatic Ouyang Feng reverting the Nine Yin Manual back to practice, after practicing martial arts, no one can match his martial arts, and he couldn't help being tempted.

Touching his chin, Jiang Yunzhou decided to give it a try.

Ximen Chuuxue didn't speak a word except for the first two sentences, but there was no anger in his cold eyes that were as bright as knives. On the contrary, the fight with Jiang Yunzhou made him more excited, but also more The fight became more dissatisfied, because Jiang Yunzhou only used each martial art for a short while.

For Ximen Chuuxue, a sword idiot, being used by Jiang Yunzhou as a guinea pig experiment is not a big deal, but changing positions before orgasm is unbearable for both men and women, not to mention that Ximen Chuuxue was completely hooked by Jiang Yunzhou's martial arts Woke up.

"You've become shorter." Pointing at Jiang Yunzhou with a sword, he said.In the rare third sentence, Jiang Yunzhou and Ximen Chuuxue have been typing for more than an hour, and it is really a miracle that Ximen Chuuxue, who cherishes words like gold, will speak again.

"Huh? Shit, it's really rejuvenating!" Jiang Yunzhou was annoyed that he was suddenly shortened by Ximen Chuuxue by more than ten centimeters.

Originally, the Eight Desolation and Six Harmonies Sovereignty Kung Fu will take 20 years as a cycle. After the completion of the kung fu, the internal strength and appearance will gradually grow again. Only the youth and beauty will never decay and age. Practitioners of this kung fu will have longer martial arts and life than ordinary people. If Heavenly Child Elder hadn't been driven into a madness by Li Qiushui at the critical moment of her great practice, she would still be a beautiful eighteen-year-old woman instead of a hundred-year-old Lolita who was six or seven years old.

Jiang Yunzhou didn't know martial arts, so he didn't think for a while how much influence Tianhuang Liuhe Sovereign Kung Fu had on him.Because of being seriously injured and using the Eight Desolation and Liuhe Sovereign Kungfu, the relationship between the meridian retrograde caused the body to automatically adjust to recuperate and self-heal internal injuries. Now Jiang Yunzhou, who was slightly in the upper hand, is in a bad situation.

You must know that as the body shrinks, the internal strength also degrades. This situation is extremely unfavorable to Jiang Yunzhou.

And Ximen Chuuxue didn't give Jiang Yunzhou a chance at all.

"I'm dead, no one in this world can solve the life and death talisman on you."

At the same time as the sword's edge passed through the chest, a large amount of hot blood shot out from Jiang Yunzhou's left chest also turned into pieces of blood-red life and death talismans and shot into Ximen Chuuxue's body, especially the one pierced through the eyebrows, which immediately made Ximen Chuuxue The pain was so severe that my skull almost split open.

Compared with Ximen Chuuxue at this time, Dongfang Bubai was lucky later on, at least Jiang Yunzhou didn't put such a huge number of life and death charms on him.

"Hehehehe..." Jiang Yunzhou laughed jokingly while coughing up blood.

I don't know if he will wake up in another corpse?

You must know that when he knew that he was suitable for training mental strength, he did not miss extra meals for himself.

After a few seconds, Jiang Yunzhou opened his eyes again.

"Ah, it seems that the facial paralysis has no chance to summon me back."

Jiang Yunzhou, whose body had shrunk into the appearance of a beautiful boy, stumbled and stood up.

"Hmm... my face is very uncomfortable." Touching the layer of human skin mask that was floating on his face, Jiang Yunzhou frowned and pulled it off.

"It looks good, she really deserves to be Jiang Qin." Jiang Yunzhou patted and patted.

As for Ximen Chuuxue, who was so painful that his clothes were soaked in cold sweat, he tightly grasped the sword that never left his hand.

Jiang Yunzhou was not at all afraid of revealing the secret to Ximen Chuuxue, because he had made up his mind to kill him from the very beginning.

So, the mouse experiment continued.

"It turned out to be the last page, but what does this supplement mean?" Jiang Yunzhou recalled the book in his mind, and saw the word warning on the masthead of the supplement, and he couldn't help but become more interested in the content of the supplement.

"Are you at your own peril?"

As soon as he opened the supplement and saw what kind of firewood, fiery palms and affectionate knives inside, Jiang Yunzhou couldn't help but draw a black line. After the black line, he looked at Ximen Chuuxue with eager excitement.

"Shall we try it?"

In the end, the result of the trial was that Jiang Yunzhou almost raped Ximen Chuuxue, if it wasn't because Ximen Chuuxue was very manly and not at all as slender as a beautiful boy, if it wasn't because Jiang Yunzhou happened to be rejuvenated and became erect.Since he is incompetent, Ximen Chuuxue's chrysanthemum will definitely not be able to keep.

"Fuck, this hypnosis is really powerful." Even Jiang Yunzhou spent a lot of effort to get out of heat.

As for Ximen Chuuxue, who was stripped of his clothes by Jiang Yunzhou, he also quickly woke up from the emotion. Seeing Jiang Yunzhou sitting on his lower abdomen with a face of regret, his face turned from flushing to pitch black in an instant.

"What about the gathering of three flowers on the top?" This skill is obviously related to self-cultivation.

Jiang Yunzhou didn't intend to get involved with the three corpses and Hongjun, so he didn't know much about cultivation.However, at this time there is actually a three-flower gathering in the bound book... No wonder this bound book is so expensive.

If it reaches the height of the three corpses and Hongjun, creating a space is completely casual.

The troublemaker Jiang Yunzhou did what he said, and he really used the three flowers to get together.

It's just that the Three Flowers Gathering the Top is a skill to control time and space, and now it can only be said to be a mistake on top of the mistake when encountering the meridian reversal.

The balance of Tianhuang Liuhe Solitaire Kungfu was destroyed by Sanhua Juding, so that it could not recycle itself and could only continue to reverse...

Jiang Yunzhou couldn't help being dumbfounded seeing himself shrinking at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"Should I thank you for this sword?" The chest spurted blood again, but fortunately the shrunken body finally stopped at the moment of death.

With Jiang Yunzhou's death, the barrier was also eliminated.

Ximen Chuuxue stood up in embarrassment, looked at Jiang Yunzhou's childlike body again, and turned away.

Fortunately, he left, so I couldn't see that the dead person regained his breathing under the influence of Sanhuajuding. Otherwise, Jiang Yunzhou had practiced so many martial arts with Ximen Chuixue, and he would definitely stab a knife Return everything to Jiang Yunzhou.

It's just that Jiang Yunzhou's body woke up, but his brain was still asleep. His unconscious body mechanically got up from the ground, following Jiang Biehe's subconscious mind that could not reveal his true face, groping for the human skin mask. After putting on the human skin mask, he fell into a coma with peace of mind.

Until Yaoyue, who found him after following the trail, took him away.

The author has something to say: Dajiang doesn't have the cultivation base to support Sanhuajuding, so he will have sequelae after using it, and those memories are incomplete.He only remembered the things he cared about most in his subconscious mind, for example, Ximen Chuuxue stabbed him and he wanted revenge.

As for the mask, it was Jiang Biehe's subconscious mind.He was afraid of his real identity being exposed.Jiang Yunzhou was affected by it, so he instinctively wore a mask to keep the secret.This is the same as throwing wolf cub Yan Nantian by the river to invite the moon to go down the river.