play tricks

"Death is like a lamp going out. If there is no fire, what are you still doing with the lamp? ——"My Diary"

"Did you find the dog? Is it because of this that something happened?" Zhao Wenwen has been listening by the side. Although he didn't hear exactly what Luo Changlin said, it is true that something happened again, "You Are you all right?"

"It's okay." Chen Xiuyuan shook his head with a smile, "I just dealt with three guys who crossed the border, not very strong." Chen Xiuyuan took out the bamboo tube, "By the way, there are additional surprises. But now I can only let you take a look, because these guys are still a bit disobedient."

Chen Xiuyuan took the soul of an old man from an international friend, and although he left very quickly, it was definitely not in a hurry for Chen Xiuyuan's living soul, which was fleeting. Yu, I don't know if the other party didn't like the jade that was obviously defective, or because he didn't bring the jade with him for some other reason.In short, Chen Xiuyuan did not find Suiyu, so he could only use the method of his international friends to bring back his own dogs.

Of course, there are golden foxes, cats, and wolves, of course.However, those two foxes were a little shy - the huge golden fox was actually the product of the fusion of two foxes. Before Chen Xiuyuan rushed to the international friends, he forcibly tore the big fox to pieces!

If it was alive, the fox would of course be dead, but the fox is a ghost, and even if it is torn apart, it will seriously hurt its vitality, but it will not harm its life for the time being.

As soon as the fox came out, he looked at Chen Xiuyuan with timid eyes, but he didn't dare to run away, and only dared to cuddle together and squat at Chen Xiuyuan's feet.The pigeon was dumbfounded, and when it came out, it landed on the chair, combing its feathers that no longer existed.

That cat...is the most interesting, I can't tell what breed it was, but it is very fat, with fat paws, fat head, fat belly, and even the tail looks thicker than ordinary cats, it licked it when it came out Licking his paw, he took a fat cat step very familiarly, and then jumped onto Zhao Xiwen's knee with a swiftness and vigor that didn't match his figure, stepped on it twice with a serious face, and then suddenly changed his face, Curled up lazily and comfortably on Zhao Ziwen's lap... fell asleep.

Because the cat's movements are too calm, too natural, and too harmless.Therefore, Chen Xiuyuan realized that he was not sure that the cat was harmless until it closed its eyes with satisfaction.

But just as Chen Xiuyuan raised his hand to pull the cat down, the cat opened one eye: "For me, being raised by anyone is a matter of raising. Besides, it seems that it is easier to live here in your house." , Meow~. You won’t let me do those boring things like catching ghosts and exorcising evil, meow?”

The sound is transmitted directly to the head, and it is crystal clear.Although it is just a seemingly simple thing, it shows how powerful this cat is.Because the vast majority of ghosts cannot convey clear meanings, most of them only have abstract emotions such as fear, sadness, and longing.

"Sorry, you have to do it too, because I'm in this business too."

"Meow~meow~meow~~how could it be so bad?" the cat screamed.

"However, I can let them do it, as long as you protect the person you are lying on now."

"This is your spouse, meow?" The cat's other eye also opened.

"..."

"Good meow~ I really know he is~" the cat stood up and began to lick its paw, "He smells like you all over meow. It's because I smell it that I try so hard to please him."

"Are you flattering yourself?" Chen Xiuyuan couldn't understand seriously, it just lay on the lap of his boss from the beginning to the end, right?This is to please?

"It's hard to understand you human meows." Fat Cat gave Chen Xiuyuan a look of "you are so rare and strange", "As a cat, I am willing to lie on his lap, which is already a great sacrifice and concession , why don't you please meow?"

"..." In a short period of time, Chen Xiuyuan had nothing to say for the second time.However, the cat also made him understand that as a psychic "person", he is still normal.

"Then, it's settled, meow. I will protect him, and other things have nothing to do with me."

"No, I think I should add a little more."

The fat cat raised its head and looked at Chen Xiuyuan, frowned its small eyebrows and thought: "Good meow~" The fat cat finally sighed, "You are a Shura, so I will give you the right to bargain meow~"

The word Shura was said a long time ago when Luoshen stick was popularizing knowledge. Chen Xiuyuan still remembers it now, but the arrogant look in the eyes of the cat really made Chen Xiuyuan startled—it’s not annoying, it's fun...

"Xiao Chen... Excuse me..." Zhao Ziwen has been watching Chen Xiuyuan and this fat cat flirting with each other since just now. He was very generous and didn't take any jealousy. The urge to shoot down.Helpless, he knows that as long as it is filmed, it must be Chen Xiuyuan's personal pantomime... It can't be filmed, and he wants to continue watching it, but helpless, some special circumstances don't allow it—"My legs are numb."

"Mortal meow~~~~" the cat sighed, shook its head, jumped off Zhao Xiwen's lap, and jumped onto the chair next to it, "Mortal people are always fragile meow, but mortal people are always charming, It's funny, flesh and blood, lust, fear."

"I remember that what we were discussing just now was the issue of bargaining." Chen Xiuyuan pinched Zhao Ziwen's numb leg.Zhao Ziwen's teeth ached from the pain, and he slapped Chen Xiuyuan's paw away: "It's numb, you still touch it!"

"It'll be fine if the activity starts." Chen Xiuyuan continued to hold out his paws persistently.

"Even if you don't move, just wait for a while, it will be the same! You did it on purpose." Zhao Wenwen protected his legs, and at the same time pointed out Chen Xiuyuan's sinister intentions.

"Well, I did it on purpose. I just want to hear you call, it sounds good." The essence of Chen Xiuyuan is to use the most innocent eyes, the most peaceful voice, the most innocent expression, and say the most xx words...

Zhao Wenwen was terrified when he heard this, his throat was still a little dry: "I...I'm going to do some shopping." He stood up and was about to leave, but he ignored the fact that his legs were numb.As a result, as soon as he stood up a little, he sat back, and Chen Xiuyuan took the opportunity to push him on the shoulder, and Zhao Wenwen fell on the bed——

The true face has been exposed, so what is there to hide?

Seeing that the BOSS was about to get up while supporting the bed with his hands, Chen Xiuyuan was already pressing on him, and both hands touched and squeezed Zhao Wenwen's thigh.That kind of numbness and discomfort, mixed with the tacit understanding between the two people, it should be said that it has been reached long ago, all the ambiguities and hints of desire that are hidden in words...Zhao Ziwen's uncomfortable (not all uncomfortable) trembling He wanted to scream, but he didn't dare to scream loudly. Who knows how soundproof this place is?

For Chen Xiuyuan's hooliganism, Zhao Ziwen made a fierce resistance, as for the result of the resistance...

"Cat, don't go, I've been watching you."

At first, Sha Mao thought that Chen Xiuyuan had forgotten about the two of them, but when he heard Chen Xiuyuan's words, Fat Mao immediately retracted the paws that protruded.Although it also knows, where can it run?It was only possible to hide for a while, but Chen Xiuyuan's warning also killed the possibility of hiding for a while.It could only just sit there obediently and watch the two fight...

The final winner, of course, is Chen Xiuyuan.But he should be called a benevolent victor, because after the gameover of the two of them, even though they were all disheveled, at least Zhao Xiwen’s clothes were still on him, and he could still unpack the packed luggage with an angry expression on his face , went straight to the bathroom.Obviously, Chen Xiuyuan did not make it to the end.

The cat gave Chen Xiuyuan a thumbs up with its paw.

"It's useless to flatter me. You know what I'm trying to say. I can't be sure that you are safe. I can't just let you protect my most important person."

"I understand, you need something to reassure yourself. So, what proof do you want meow?"

"It's quite simple, just...give me a piece."

"Meow~~~?!" The cat didn't react at all, it just felt that suddenly, a part of it left it, but it was still a part of it.Looking at Chen Xiuyuan again, a dark red light band was handing something into Chen Xiuyuan's hand.

"Mine!!!" The cat bared its teeth and rushed towards Chen Xiuyuan, but it still didn't see anything. The big face of the fat cat was patted flat on the ground...

"Xiao Chen, why are you bullying the cat?" Zhao Ziwen was a little angry at Chen Xiuyuan's behavior just now, and as soon as he came out, he saw him grabbing the poor fat cat with both hands and rubbing it into a ball - not a description, but a truth... ...[-]% of Chen Xiuyuan's building blocks when he was a child was rubbed out by him in this way.

Fat Mao's face was about to cry, but he dared to be angry and dare not speak out. He couldn't help but let Zhao Ziwen empathize with him, snatched the cat from Chen Xiuyuan's hand, and hugged it in his arms to smooth his hair.

Fat Cat was moved and kept yelling: "Good man meow~good man meow~", the big head was still rubbing back and forth in Zhao Xiwen's arms.

At this point... Fat Mao has officially become Zhao Ziwen's most loyal, most dog... no, Mao's legs follower.

So, the most cunning thing is people——Chen Xiuyuan has already discussed with Zhao Weiwen, the simplest way is to have a red face and a bad face. As for when the discussion was made... Anyway, it was "that" time That's all.

However, even though the cat appeared to be obedient, Chen Xiuyuan still wanted to tell Zhao Ziwen to be careful. He could feel a strong bloody smell from the cat, which was heavier than the bloody smell from the two wolves, so in the end, the last It is worth relying on, or their own three dogs.

Oranges, cappuccinos, and hairballs came out of the bamboo tube, and immediately moved to Zhao Xiwen's side for a while, even ignoring Chen Xiuyuan.The cat who just signed up and claimed to be Chiba, Miaomiao yelled and swore to claim sovereignty over Zhao Ziwen's thigh, but it didn't help...

"Xiao Chen, let's move after returning to Tiandu." Looking at the animals in the room, although they are all ghosts and do not occupy any land, but with the size of Chen Xiuyuan's house... it is impossible for animals to live one on top of the other. , Or usually hide in the wall when you have nothing to do?Therefore, although Zhao Ziwen felt that this might be an untouchable landmine for Chen Xiuyuan, he still bit the bullet and brought it up.

But unexpectedly, Chen Xiuyuan seemed to nod without thinking: "Okay."

"what?"

"can."

"Okay? That's not you and you... it's uncle... ah... um..."

"When a person dies, the soul goes away. The corpse is just a pile of dead people. The house where people used to live..." Chen Xiuyuan paused, "Although I miss it, it is just a pile of earth and rocks after all."