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"Thief, it's the first time I saw it with my own eyes, it's quite fun—"My Diary""

It gets dark early in winter, around 04:30, the outside is completely dark.Zhao Ziwen was already asleep, and Chen Xiuyuan was lying beside him, staring at his face in a daze.

At this time, there was a knock on the door, and when Chen Xiuyuan opened the door, the old man stood outside the door with a smile: "Xiao Chen, you haven't eaten well all day, are you hungry?"

"I'm not hungry, I bought a donkey meat fire on the way here." There was a very inconspicuous small shop on the way here, but both Xue Lan and Zhao Ziwen said that this shop was seven or eight times more expensive than the ordinary shop's fire, and Only one donkey is slaughtered every day, and the donkey is closed when it is sold out.But just like that, there are also countless foodies flocking to it. When I came back today, I don’t know why, this store did not have the usual long queue to buy. Chen Xiuyuan didn’t care about the real version of his appetite. But he would never let go of this rare opportunity and bought a big bag in one go.

Chen Xiuyuan was a little strange, the old man should know, after all, they didn't eat much on the way, and all the ones that didn't move were handed over to the old man...

"Young man, it's time to grow your body. How can that be enough? You go to the dining room to have some snacks, and the meal will be ready in a while."

Chen Xiuyuan was even more confused, why did he have to wait in the dining room?Isn't it the same to wait here?But he thought again, how could he let the old man cook by himself when he fell into the elder's house?

"Dad, let me cook. Is the kitchen over there?" Chen Xiuyuan rolled up his sleeves and walked towards the kitchen.

"Hey!" The "Dad" yell made the old man squint his eyes with a smile, but he immediately followed up, "Don't, don't, it's your first time at home, how can I let you cook? You have to try my craft."

"Then let you have a taste of my craft, shouldn't it be?"

"You didn't leave today. For several days, there will always be a chance to taste your craftsmanship. Go, go to the dining room for some snacks."

"Then I'll call..." Chen Xiuyuan was going to call Zhao Wenwen.

"I'll call! I'll call!" The old man grabbed Chen Xiuyuan, "Manly man, why are you mother-in-law and mother-in-law? Xiao Chen, go, go."

Chen Xiuyuan was pushed out of the house just like that, but he didn't go to the dining room immediately, but eavesdropped outside the door.As soon as the old man entered, he heard a scream from inside, no doubt it was Zhao Xiwen, followed by the old man's roar: "Get up quickly! Let's cook!"

"Dad...I'm like this..."

"Whatever you do! You're still not willing to cook these few meals for me all year round!"

"Aww!" There was another scream, "You hit me again! You beat me disabled, and I can't do it these few times! I'll get up! I'll get up!"

Then, Zhao Ziwen limped and came out of the room gasping for air.Seeing Chen Xiuyuan, he immediately complained a little—his old man slapped him on the wound when he went in, the pain made Zhao Wenwen jump out of the quilt on the spot, of course, with his buttocks naked: "Xiao Chen, why don't you tell me?" me?"

"Did not have time……"

"What are you bullying Xiao Chen again?" The old man came out with a grumpy face, glaring at Zhao Ziwen.

"How did I bully him..."

"Hurry up and cook!"

"Xiao Chen is here to help."

"Why help?! Let you cook, not Xiao Chen! Don't be lazy!"

"Dad..." Who is bullying whom?Zhao Ziwen wants to cry but has no tears.

Chen Xiuyuan thought it was fun, and gave Zhao Ziwen an expression of "hold on, I believe you will come back alive", and went to the dining room to wait for the meal.But... Boss knows how to cook?Chen Xiuyuan originally thought that he could only cook braised beef noodles, fresh shrimp and fish noodles, fried pork ribs noodles with scallions, etc...

Zhao Ziwen muttered about having a daughter-in-law, forgetting about his son, and finally went into the kitchen.

Of course, Chen Xiuyuan went to the dining room to wait for Zhao Xiwen's first formal meal, but sitting still was boring. Chen Xiuyuan thought of a question—Xue Lan said that there are several Zhao families here who want to call Zhao Xiwen his uncle. The fourth generation, why haven't I seen it?

Ask when you think of it, this is also a good habit of Chen Xiuyuan.

"I've already supported four little bastards. I'm old and I want to relax. How about four more?"

It turns out that the children grew up in the city. Although the old man's place is only a suburb, and even an urban area on the map, it is quite fun in slack.At first, the children felt that there was no TV, no computer, and even buildings were rare when they went out, so they were a little unhappy, but soon, they discovered more fun that electronic products could not bring.

At the beginning, the old man was quite happy, but it didn't take long before he was quarreled with one head and two big ones. After all, he had to bathe, cook, and change clothes for the four little guys by himself. He woke up every morning and put them to sleep at night. Supervise homework outside - children are both angels and devils, and they are all seven or eight years old when they hate dogs, how can the old man fight alone, how can he bear it?

Hurry up and call his children and get them all away!As a result, Chen Xiuyuan came to see the purity today.

Because he was talking about the four cat kings, the old man opened up the chatterbox and started chatting non-stop with Chen Xiuyuan. He first talked about the messy things about Zhao Xiwen when he was a child, but he comforted Chen Xiuyuan by saying that now he must have changed his ways and would live a good life.The old man will be Chen Xiuyuan's strong backing in the future, and he would rather beat Zhao Ziwen into a vegetable than give him a chance to relapse!

The old man began to lament his past again. The old man is also a person who has suffered a lot. Several times he felt that his life was about to be thrown there, but he survived until now.On the contrary, many of his old buddies are gone...

Finally, I talked about Chen Xiuyuan's question and asked him how he was doing in Guoan?If it doesn't go his way, he can choose from a lot of places - others are begging grandpa to sue grandma through the back door, and Chen Xiuyuan is sending it directly to him through the big back door.

Chen Xiuyuan was refusing, and Zhao Ziwen was ready to cook.

One person, one...Chen Xiuyuan really didn't think it was a bowl, but the shape didn't look like a basin, and he finally remembered that it was a realistic version of the "sea bowl as big as a washbasin" in martial arts novels.The bowls are indeed not instant noodles, but... they are vermicelli, tomato and egg noodles, a large plate of sauced beef, a larger bowl of cucumber, donkey meat is also warmed up and served on the plate, with a salted duck egg per person.

"Uncle, where are you feeding the pigs?" Xue Lan didn't come in after seeing the old man talking happily with Chen Xiuyuan. He was wondering why the old man's animals suddenly became wilted in the yard. When the little devil kings were around, they plucked the feathers of the chickens and pulled the tails of the dogs. , I haven't seen them like this.She came in after Zhao Ziwen came in with the meal, and when she saw the things on the table, she immediately became embarrassed.

"What are you talking about? Eat whatever you have!"

"Is it okay if I only eat donkey meat?"

"Lanlan, don't waste food." The old man said, and girls have no privileges.

The whole family belonged to high-end elements, but they ate noodles and soup until they felt like vomiting...

"Boss, what are you doing so much?" Chen Xiuyuan has a problem with his sense of taste, but his stomach capacity is fine, so much soup and water poured in...the amount of water has already exceeded the warning line.

"I put too much soy sauce, so I added some water, and I put too much noodles, so I added some water, and then you will know..." Zhao Xiwen was not much better, he couldn't even care about the pain in his buttocks , Lie there and take a deep breath.

After a while, the four of them went for a walk to digest food, chatting and laughing happily.When it got darker at night, they all went back to their rooms to sleep.

At midnight, a car stopped 200 meters away from Mr. Zhao's courtyard, and a few furtive figures got out of the car and headed straight for the courtyard...