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"Don't mess with cats - "My Diary""

The three thieves, from running away to knocking themselves out in less than a minute, let out horrific screams.

The old man and Xue Lan didn't sleep to death, so of course they all got up after such a big commotion.The old man was wearing long johns and long johns, holding a stainless steel stick about a foot long and thick as a duck egg, and rushed out with straight eyebrows.In the end, I saw Chen Xiuyuan and Zhao Weiwen bending over and using handcuffs and ropes to tie up three bloody strangers on the ground—the handcuffs belonged to Chen Xiuyuan, and the ropes were probably dug out by Zhao Weiwen, probably the old man was drying his clothes of.

"Thief?" After taking a look at the clothes of the few people on the ground, the old man was sure.

"It should be." Both Chen Xiuyuan and Zhao Ziwen nodded.

"Why didn't you call me?" The old man parted the mane of the wild horse with his left hand, and spread the wings of a white crane with his right hand, "I haven't been active for more than ten years, so I just want to have some fun with these little bastards."

Everyone: "..."

Zhao Xiwen didn't dare to say that you have old arms and legs, carefully twisted your tendons, and just complimented: "You're just a little thief, it's too thin for you to stuff your teeth. To use an old saying, it's called killing a chicken with a sledgehammer. We juniors clean it up." That's fine."

The old man thought about it, nodded, put away his posture, and twisted his waist left and right: "The movement is too big, it's a little flashy."

Everyone said again: "..." Xue Lan hurried up to support the old man, and sent him back to the house.

"Boss, there are two more outside, let me catch them in." The two outside the door, one was guarding the gate of their house, and the other was farther away, sitting in the car and starting the car, waiting for the other accomplice.These two people, especially those sitting in the car, were the ones Chen Xiuyuan asked Sha Mao to help.

It was his first time doing this kind of work, and he didn't know the scope of his cover, nor did he know if it was real enough to intimidate.Therefore, the two outside the door were handed over to Fat Cat.

The one outside the wall of the old man's house didn't know what the fat cat had shown the unlucky boy. He sat on the ground with his eyes wide open, his expression shocked, and he was completely stunned.Even if he is tied up, he doesn't know how to resist, he is still like a wooden person.

However, when they got to the car, they became Zhao Ziwen in a daze, and even Chen Xiuyuan stood there at a loss, and it took a long time to ask Zhao Wenwen: "Does he hurt?"

As for why you ask this question... Just look at the current situation of the thief who shouted: "Baby~baby~". If you only look at the waist below and ignore the surrounding background, this person is actually very happy. He squinted his eyes , the expression is completely intoxicated and happy.But... if you add the background, and add below the waist——

He held his hands up and down, and what he kissed and bit was not a beauty, not even a human being, but an old big willow tree with rough bark and warts.And the place where he had to exercise vigorously is of course not a place of ecstasy, but a tree hole!

Chen Xiuyuan's question made Zhao Xiwen react. He clamped his legs, which was a reaction of sympathy as a human male creature. He grinned and said, "What about the cat? Isn't it too wicked?"

"I just let him have a sweet dream meow." Just after asking, the fat cat got out of nowhere, licked his paws and objected, "I am much kinder than you who let others have nightmares Meow~"

Kind ass!

Zhao Ziwen slandered in his heart.

Chen Xiuyuan frightened people, but the other party just bumped into a face, at most a few stitches on the head would be fine.But the fat cat... Even if the thing under this man can still be used in the future, it must have undergone plastic surgery. After all, it is a tree hole that has not even been polished. I don’t know if I haven’t seen other things in detail. It is absolutely indispensable~

"Let him regain consciousness." Chen Xiuyuan said.

"Don't knock him out meow?"

"If you don't knock him out, he won't be able to run away even if he wakes up." Just after Zhao Xiwen finished speaking, he remembered something and added, "If he can still run, let him run away." As long as it is a man, with this time Lesson, even if there is no way to correct the evil and return to the right, it will take three to five years to be honest.

"Good meow~" The fat cat nodded, but it was not in a hurry. Instead, it first put its body into a standard old hen crouching and squatting. snapping fingers...

The most unlucky guy was holding the bark in his mouth, kissing and biting, and licking with his tongue, probably the sudden pain hadn’t reached his brain, and he hadn’t reacted yet, so at first it was just because the taste was wrong, The tactile sensation was also wrong, and I opened my eyes, and it turned out—"Aw—————!!!!"

The screams were so miserable that even a pig-killing scream was not enough to describe it. It was probably only when pigs were castrated that this kind of screaming was heard.

A man who was still alive just now fell to the ground, clutching between his legs, screaming and struggling.

Zhao Wenwen didn't tie him up either, it's really superfluous to tie him up now.

After a while, the police car arrived, but as soon as the police got out of the car, military vehicles and Guoan vehicles also arrived.After negotiation, these five unlucky thieves were borrowed by Guoan.Someone made notes for Chen Xiuyuan and Zhao Ziwen, and they also withdrew.

By the time everything was done, it was already past five o'clock in the morning the next day.It was still the old man's amnesty, so Chen Xiuyuan and Zhao Wenwen were able to sleep late.

However, as soon as he lay down, Chen Xiuyuan asked curiously: "Boss, I suddenly feel something is wrong."

"What?" Zhao Ziwen closed his eyes, half asleep and half awake.

"The five of them came to the old man's house by car to steal things? The gas fee is not enough." Even Chen Xiuyuan, who has a bad economic concept, knows that the old man's house looks too poor on the surface, and the chickens and ducks in the yard may be worth something. Qian, after all, not everyone is advocating green food these days, they are all purely domestic chickens and ducks, but other...

The old man can count electrical appliances here, and there are only four things in total: a very large (sized) radio that Zhao Xiwen can also call brother, which seems to be the old man's spoils of war.A [-]-inch black and white TV with up to five channels, this TV is two years younger than Zhao Wenwen.A double-door refrigerator, the size of which only reached Chen Xiuyuan's chest. When Zhao Xiwen introduced it, he couldn't remember whether it was the TV or the refrigerator.The youngest electrical appliance is an electric fan, which is now covered with a fan cover, and it is dusted in a corner of the old man's room.

The furniture in the small house and the items placed outside are also obviously old.At this moment in this family, the things that can be seen to be valuable are on the surface, that is, the salute they brought, and Xue Lan's car, right?Could it be that the other party came to steal antiques?

"Xiao Chen, didn't you pay attention?" Zhao Ziwen opened his eyes and asked him.

"Pay attention to what?"

"On the way here, don't look at my old man's house, which is even more broken inside. In fact, this is a special-grade villa area. Although there are no walls, no watchtowers, and even a hut in the property, the surrounding area The people who live there are all relatively powerful people. The reason why they don’t have these configurations is because other people live in villas with self-built walls, and most of them have their own bodyguards or security personnel. Only our old man doesn’t even need security guards. It's..."

Zhao Ziwen spoke at the beginning to help Chen Xiuyuan popularize science, but gradually he became a little melancholy, especially when he said the word "guard". With Chen Xiuyuan's sensitivity, he was sure that his tone was different from usual.

"Guard? Anything special?"

"Nothing special." Zhao Ziwen replied simply.

"You are lying."

"..." There is a boyfriend who can tell the truth from lies, it's a real tragedy...Zhao Ziwen sighed in his heart, and then he recruited truthfully, "Well, one of my dad's guards is me. His first love... Uh, but the other party doesn't know about it at all, and he's married, and now the child is probably about to enter high school."

Thinking about it like this is still a bit sad, thinking that he was also an innocent boy who attended the wedding with a smile because "the one he loves is getting married, and the groom is not me", but when he got home, he cried in the quilt...

"That's why you like uniforms?" Chen Xiuyuan remembered the look in Zhao Ziwen's eyes when he looked at himself in uniform.

"Everyone likes uniforms, especially beauties wearing uniforms. Besides, I didn't see you thinking about others, so don't think about it." Zhao Xiwen quickly clarified.

"Why should I think wildly?" Chen Xiuyuan was puzzled. Of course he knew that Zhao Xiwen's compliments at that time were all true, and they were all aimed at him. There was no need to think wildly. It didn't work, but my first love succeeded." As he spoke, Chen Xiuyuan approached and hugged Zhao Ziwen in his arms, "Boss, I like you."

"Well, I know." Zhao Ziwen also hugged him back, and the two were about to embrace each other and fall asleep. Suddenly, Zhao Wenwen raised his eyebrows, "No, since they know that the people living here are all big shots, Then why don't you go to someone else's house, but come to the old man's house?"

This is not because Zhao Ziwen is mad at other people being robbed, but their family is being robbed, but pure suspicion.

"You also said that other people's houses have walls and guards, but the old man's house does not."

"No, what you said before is right. On the surface, you can tell that the old man has nothing in his house. They are running around to move things, and they don't even have enough gas fees to go back and forth. And other families also went to other places to leave an empty house. , but there are always electrical appliances and even a small amount of jewelry inside, and they can make a lot of money with enough hands and feet-of course, whether they have the money and the ability to spend it can be said otherwise.”

"But, they did come to steal things." Chen Xiuyuan can confirm this.

"Then, let's see if Guoan can find anything." Zhao Wenwen also sighed, and suddenly he felt a little uneasy.

"Boss, if you are worried, I will dig out the doubts from their heads today."

"it is good……"