play tricks

"The average person needs a stomach medicine when they are full, and someone who is full needs... (Chen: BOSS, I thought it was my diary. Zhao: I just borrowed it occasionally.) - "Diary Borrowed Occasionally""

Chen Xiuyuan was stretched, but not in the general sense. He felt like a balloon that had been inflated too much. Whether the skin on his body was stretched tightly, no matter how much he was pushed into With a little breath, or a light poke from the outside world, he will burst open immediately.

Therefore, at this moment, Chen Xiuyuan felt uncomfortable and wanted to roll on the ground, but the paradox was that as long as he moved, he could feel the pain like a needle prick all over his body from inside to outside.

So, as the only "wounded" present, Chen Xiuyuan was carried down the mountain on a stretcher.And reporters these days are really pervasive. He just got on the ambulance, and then a few reports similar to "A rare tornado suddenly appeared on Mount Tai, and several tourists were seriously injured" almost made it onto the Internet.

As a result, these reporters were "checked the water meter" in time - it doesn't matter what the report is, the blurry video of the dragon and tiger fighting in front of it is spreading wildly on the Internet at this moment, the main reason is that the photos cannot be reported, more than half of the photos Human protection levels are very high.

Of course, nothing could be found in the hospital, even Chen Xiuyuan almost blew up the MRI machine.His body was abnormally disordered, and the magnetic field that was obviously not human-strength collided with the magnetic field of the machine.There was no imaging at all in the instrument, only a blank space, and the noisy machine was as noisy as it was playing a symphony of broken copper and iron.

Seeing the bad situation, the doctors and nurses hurriedly pulled Chen Xiuyuan out of the machine. Of course, they didn't expect that it was Chen Xiuyuan's credit, they only thought that the machine had malfunctioned.When Chen Xiuyuan was sent here, according to the instructions from above, they could still apply for funds to buy a new one if the machine blew up. If something happened to this young man, they would all have to go to jail.

As a result, after tossing for a long time, Chen Xiuyuan suddenly stopped trembling with pain, but fell asleep.Two hours later, he was "almost" fine and was able to bounce around by himself.

"I want to go home." Chen Xiuyuan said to the old god who was always by his side.

The old god nodded, and was about to tell Chen Xiuyuan how to arrange for him to go home, but suddenly he was taken aback, and raised his hand in front of Chen Xiuyuan's eyes: "Xiao Chen, you are..." Chen Xiuyuan's head followed the old fairy's hand, But there was something wrong with his eyes, glassy and lifeless like a pair of bad glass bead ornaments.

"Supported." Chen Xiuyuan blinked and replied.

"..." The old god, who was originally in great grief, suddenly felt a shiver.However, he is an old god after all, and soon his waist flashed back, "You swallowed too much, and your meridians are not running smoothly?"

"It should be about the same, but I can still see it." Chen Xiuyuan nodded.What he "sees" now is not the eyes, but the feeling when he loses his body. However, the world he sees now is somewhat like the thermal imaging world he saw on TV in the past. What came out was the difference in temperature, and what he saw was the difference in "inspiration".

Inanimate things are gray, ghosts are still the same black, living things are colorful, only seriously ill or dying people will have those dim colors.

"I'll go back with you." The old fairy nodded and didn't say anything else.

As for what kind of reward they will get for accomplishing such a big thing?The vast majority of monks, especially the nearly 300 people gathered here, are real practitioners who don't have much need for worldly things.In fact, the monks were already very satisfied to be able to participate in this grand event and return home with their beards and tails intact.As for the others, if you have it, you will have it, if you don't, it doesn't matter.

Although Chen Xiuyuan could not be regarded as an advanced cultivator, his needs for the world were lower than those of these cultivators.As long as he has clothes to wear, food to eat, and a place to sleep, he used to have his dad sleeping in the room next to him, but now he has the boss sleeping on the pillow next to him, he is already content.

Ever since the Heavenly Demon appeared in this world, Chen Xiuyuan is probably the least aggressive of them...

To say to leave means to leave immediately. Both the old god and Chen Xiuyuan are activists. Half an hour later, Chen Xiuyuan and the old god got on the car to the airport.When I went back, although I was still reimbursed above, there was no "special plane" to pick me up.

Li Yan's words made Chen Xiuyuan immediately go to Tiandu to see Zhao Yiwen while still sitting in the car, and after leaving his body, Chen Xiuyuan could see the world clearly.As a result, Chen Xiuyuan discovered that his boss was not at home, but returned to the long-lost Lan Mint, drinking with a group of people Chen Xiuyuan didn't know.

However, Chen Xiuyuan felt no malice from these people.But Chen Xiuyuan didn't think Li Jian was deceiving him.

After all why?He didn't need to add another lame lie after saving Chen Xiuyuan's life.

Although Li Jian is a very boring demon, he should not be so boring.Well, the danger has not yet been discovered...

It would be great if the human body could fly back at once like the consciousness or the soul. Chen Xiuyuan didn't say hello to Zhao Xiwen, but just made sure that the fat cats, dogs, and adopted girls were all around him, and basically he was the only one who bullied him. It is very difficult for others to bully him.

"Old Immortal, can I send a text message to my family?" Chen Xiuyuan asked after being relieved for a while and returning to his body.

"Oh, I didn't expect that." The old god immediately took the mobile phone over, and Chen Xiuyuan took the phone and held it in his hand for a while... The old god immediately slapped his forehead, "Oh! I am getting more and more confused now. "Chen Xiuyuan just almost entered the arena, but the world in his eyes should not have too detailed patterns.So dialing is probably too difficult for him.

"No phone calls, just text messages?" The old god knew Zhao Xiwen's phone number, but how did he know it?There is no need to care.

"Well, he's drinking." Chen Xiuyuan nodded.

The old god froze for a moment, then nodded in understanding.

The text message was very simple, Chen Xiuyuan just told Zhao Ziwen that he was fine and when he would go home.About his eyes, Chen Xiuyuan didn't mention it, but the old god mentioned it later.In fact, even if Chen Xiuyuan didn't send this text message, someone would notify him...

So, at the airport, as soon as Chen Xiuyuan walked out of the aisle, he was hugged in his arms: "Xiao Chen..." Zhao Wenwen's voice was a little crying, "How can you be so different after eating so much?" ..."