play tricks

"I have a dream that one day, someone can 'play' with me - "My Diary"

The two people who just came back did not rush to get up, but continued to lie on the bed and talk.

"Boss, I have a question for you."

"Don't ask, I know what you want to know."

"Then you can answer me."

"The nickname was given by my father. My elder brother's nickname is Da Mao, and the second brother's nickname is Er Mao. In order, I am Si Mao..."

"Is your sister's nickname Sanmao?"

"No, my sister's name is Tu Niu..."

"..." It turns out that when it comes to the nickname of tragedies, there is really no such thing as the most tragic, only more tragic. There are always mountains as high as ever.

"However, I originally thought that although my sister is not Sanmao, according to the big rankings, I am the fourth child after all, so I must be Simao. However, I just found out today that I have an older brother. It is because you called The one with the younger brother, you have to call me 'Brother' next time we meet!" Zhao Wenwen glared at Chen Xiuyuan, "Also, I won't call you Yuanyuan in the future, and you are not allowed to call me Simao."

"it is good."

"?" Zhao Wenwen was suspicious, "You just agreed so simply?"

"Why don't you agree? In fact, it doesn't matter if you continue to call me Yuanyuan, as long as you like it. Originally, I prefer to call you BOSS than calling you by your nickname. So, even if you don't say it, Simao, a little First name, at most I call it a few times occasionally." Chen Xiuyuan replied with a smile.

This kind of unexpected generosity made Zhao Ziwen a little ashamed: "Then it's up to you, I also like to call you Xiao Chen. I also occasionally call you Yuanyuan."

"Okay." Chen Xiuyuan continued to laugh, the kind of smile that bends his eyes, he will not tell Zhao Xiwen the specifics, when he plans to call - when the two of them "Phi!", because he is very curious, How would Zhao Wenwen react at that time? Could it be that the clamp suddenly became tighter?Because he always clamps when he gets nervous...

"Boss, I have to sleep for a while." Suppressing the evil thoughts in his heart, Chen Xiuyuan yawned. Although he won't feel like he's going to die this time, he still has some indigestion. Therefore, he needs to digest, "There is ready-made food in the refrigerator, you can heat it up and eat it yourself when you are hungry."

"Okay, you go to sleep. But let me go down first, so as not to disturb you later." Zhao Wenwen climbed out of the bed, turned around and saw that Chen Xiuyuan had already fallen asleep.Zhao Ziwen was indeed hungry, because he had been lying in bed for another whole day without eating.Stretching my waist and bending my legs, I went to the refrigerator to get the food and put it in the microwave to heat it up.When he was eating with a plate, Zhao Wenwen suddenly realized that he forgot something...

broken!It's a rabbit!

The three rabbits he kept in the trunk!

It's been a day and a night. In such a hot weather, those rabbits are already smelly and rotten...

Zhao Ziwen found a big plastic bag, found a pair of plastic gloves and put them on, took the car keys and ran downstairs in a hurry.When I ran to the second floor, I heard an aunt shouting in a voice that was not too heavy, but definitely not small: "Wenwen, don't pretend to be too much! You have been pressing Xiao Xiao for so long , he has come here to apologize to you now, and he has promised to remarry, which has given you enough face, so you should go down the steps!"

At that time, Zhao Ziwen cursed in his stomach, and he went downstairs like a drum, "Boom! Boom! Boom!"When I went to the bottom, I saw a slightly fat woman in her 50s with her hips on her hips, pointing at the closed door of 103.In view of the fact that she already knew about Xue Yawen and her ex-husband, what the aunt said made even a standard outsider like him feel angry and hurt in his ears.

But after all, the age of the other party is there, and besides, it seems that she is just running errands to make peace.As long as Xue Yawen has a firm attitude, it will be fine to treat these as farts.Zhao Wenwen felt that there was no need for him to stand out at this moment and compete for verbal superiority. Anyway, Chen Xiuyuan had already punished that bastard ex-husband enough, and he could only be a responsible father-in-law for the rest of his life.

Therefore, Zhao Ziwen's mentality quickly changed from annoyed to peaceful, and he walked down the stairs without any aggressive tone or movements, and said to the aunt who was blocking the way: "Auntie, please let me Jean, I'm going out."

"Hey? You... I don't think you're too young, why? You're already a dog? You look pretty good, you look like a human, but you can only talk like shit when you open your mouth .”

"how do I……"

"Give way?! What make way!? The road is so wide that you can't walk through it?! Are you looking for trouble on purpose?! It's the first time I've seen such a sinister person like you! Let me tell you, aunt will definitely give way to you, who the hell I didn’t know that there was a pool of hot shit waiting for you! Hurry up! Be careful, it’ll get cold in a while!”

This aunt is a colleague (subordinate) of Xue Yawen's former mother-in-law, a friend of Xue Yawen's mother, and the introduction of the two of them.The current situation is that Xue Yawen's ex-husband has exhausted all means and can't make Xue Yawen turn back, so he moved her out as a living horse doctor.But the reluctant Gao Shuaifu didn't know that this aunt had already broken up with Xue Yawen's mother.

Because one of the biggest hobbies in my aunt's life is matchmaking. After she has matched a couple, she likes to show off everywhere, showing off her enthusiasm, showing off her sharp eyesight.But Xue Yawen divorced, isn't this a slap in the face?So she began to publicize Xue Yawen's faults everywhere, who made her get closer to the man-it was not her fault, even if there was a fault, it was because the little girl was too good at pretending, so she even admitted her mistake, and only after marriage I know I'm greedy and lazy, and I don't respect my parents-in-law BLABLABLA...

But she didn't say that she couldn't do it, because if she said that, she would not only lose face, but wouldn't she also lose face in front of the leader?Besides, she remembered that the little girl was quite talkative, and the little girl's mother was also a soft-hearted and kind person—at this time, she was a kind person again.

In the end, she came, but unexpectedly, she was not even let in by the gate.The tall, handsome and rich man before was still a man after all, and he still had the ability to push through to some extent, but she was a fat aunt who was tall and tall, so of course this physical work was not sensitive.As a result, she yelled for a long time, but someone came up with a "You are strong, you are strong, the breeze blows the hills" and the door was closed, and she was allowed to stand outside in embarrassment.

She was holding back her anger, Zhao Wenwen came at this time, what was his first impression on this aunt: he came down from upstairs, and he was still wearing slippers, so he should be Xue Yawen's neighbor , the clothes are nothing but counterfeit goods on the street stalls-you can't make her distinguish between genuine and counterfeit for such an aunt, no matter how you look at it, they are all grassroots with no money, no power and no background...

In the eyes of the aunt, this is not a gas bucket that fell from the sky, so all the anger is directed at him.

"You are so old, do you know what it means to have a good reputation?" Poor Zhao Ziwen has never quarreled with others, but he has never seen a real shrew, and Sapo is still coming to him ...Now he is being insulted by the other party's dirty and smelly, but the other party's age and gender are put there. If he is asked to beat and scold him, he will not be able to do it.

"What did you say? What did you say? You said I didn't accumulate virtue?! Let me tell you..."

"Sister Zhang, I still call you sister, and I blush for you, can you show your face?" 103 opened the door, and Xue Yawen's mother said to the aunt.

"The surname is Li, you are the only one who knows how to be ashamed, right?!" Aunt Zhang blushed, but it was obviously not because of shame, "Your daughter! Just gave birth to the man and let the man sleep! Who knows if it is someone else? Why do you want her! Now Xiao Xiao doesn’t miss the old mistakes, but he still wants her! That’s because he values ​​love and righteousness! Are you still holding the airs here? Don’t you just want money!! It’s just broken shoes, someone If you want to burn incense! Fake Qinggao, really SAO goods! Hmph! Like a mother, like a daughter!"

Zhao Ziwen is no longer angry, but disgusted. There are people in this world who can really drag their necks and yell out such a wicked and casually fabricated lie with righteous words! !

"You..." Xue Yawen's mother's eyes immediately turned red.

"Where's the old woman, you're never finished in the middle of the night! Are you from our building? If you make more noise, I will sue you for disturbing the people!" At this time, the door of 104 on the opposite side opened, and a bald man wearing a shorts and a vest The big man stood at the door and yelled. 102 and 101 were also opened. A middle-aged man and an old man stood at the door. Although they didn't say anything, the two neighbors would definitely not be on the side of this shrew.

"Sue! You sue! You sue me for disturbing the people?! I also sue you for playing hooligans! What? So many of you want to bully my old woman together, right?! You are a bunch of troublemakers! You..." Aunt Zhang Just as they were yelling happily, they probably didn't want to stop until everyone in the building was called down, so a car stopped at the door—a police car.

A handsome young policeman with dark complexion stepped out of the car, it was the hero.Before the hero got out of the car, he heard someone yelling here, but he thought it was just ordinary residents arguing.Even if I saw Zhao Ziwen standing there, I thought he was just passing by by chance. After all, how long has he lived here?Can you quarrel with others?His boss is not so scheming.

Without even thinking about it, the hero stood at the entrance of the building and greeted Zhao Ziwen: "Boss, is Xiao Chen there?"

Chen Xiuyuan was sleeping soundly, when suddenly he felt a jump in his heart, and when he opened his eyes, he found that Zhao Xiwen was not lying beside him, and his originally vague consciousness was suddenly awakened by fright.After waking up, he also remembered that Zhao Xiwen should have gone to eat.But he "looked", and there was no one in the hall, no one in the hut, no one in the kitchen, no toilet... Don't be too direct about this.

Chen Xiuyuan got up and knocked on the toilet door: "Boss, are you in there?" No one answered, Chen Xiuyuan pulled the handle, the door opened, and the toilet was empty.So, where did his boss go?

"Look" downstairs, the car is still there, then on the first floor...the person was found, but the situation is a bit strange, it's not that it's strange that the hero came here at this time, but...

A fat aunt was sitting on the ground wiping her tears—although she didn’t seem to have any tears. She kicked her legs and cried loudly at the same time: "The police are beating people! You are colluding with the police and gangsters! The police are bullying people!" Zhao Wenwen and Hero stood at the door of each building, his face was red and white, not to mention the neighbors on the first floor, several neighbors on the second floor also came out, and the old men and women were also panting of.

Chen Xiuyuan couldn't figure out the cause of this incident at all, but he still knew that something was wrong with this aunt.Maybe he is biased, but he knows that there is some "collusion" between Zhao Ziwen and the hero, but let the two of them collude to bully an aunt?Are you kidding……

Aunt Zhang downstairs was crying bitterly, when suddenly her expression froze, as if someone had strangled her neck, and the crying stopped.She just sat there in a daze for two or three minutes. When the onlookers were confused and the takeaway was extremely vigilant, the aunt suddenly patted the dust on her legs and stood up, saying: "Oh, it's so late. I have to go home." Then he walked away...