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"Today I wanted Yuanyuan to play online games with me, but... was despised by my son... - "Daddy's Diary""

"You are so toothless, do you know that?" Zhao Ziwen sat back and poked the tip of Chen Xiuyuan's nose helplessly.

"No teeth?" Chen Xiuyuan didn't care about anything else, crawled forward twice, and simply lay down on Zhao Wenwen's lap.

"Shameless."

"The method is not the problem, the result is the only thing." Chen Xiuyuan had a rascal expression of "I have no teeth and I am proud", "And... Boss, the reason why you stayed is not only because I have no teeth? It is also because, You pet me...you want to be closer to my life..." Chen Xiuyuan grabbed Zhao Ziwen's hand, it was definitely a pampered hand, with slender fingers, well-proportioned joints, soft palm, not to mention calluses No crust at all.

Of course, it is far from reaching the level of green fingers and jade hands. After all, he is still a man, and the foundation of his bones cannot be changed, but it is very comfortable to touch, or to be touched...

Therefore, Chen Xiuyuan's first favorite is his boss's belly, and his second favorite is his hands. In order to be able to enjoy these "delicious", Chen Xiuyuan doesn't mind being toothless.

"Okay, I'll admit defeat, what's the way, you should do it quickly." Zhao Wenwen sighed weakly, and pinched Chen Xiuyuan's cheek with his fingers, but it didn't use much strength at all.

"When encountering things that can accumulate merit, I will take the lead, and you will finally solve them."

"Huh?" Zhao Ziwen was taken aback for a moment, feeling that the situation sounded familiar, and finally realized, "Isn't this leading the practice?"

Although Zhao Ziwen is 32 years old, but as a player, he is no stranger to online games.Isn't the situation Chen Xiuyuan mentioned just like in an online game, the trumpet beat a monster to the point of blood, and then the trumpet solved it with one blow? .If we have to say different things, it's just a reality and a fiction, one is for experience, and the other is for merit.In addition... In the game, the one who practiced is the tuba, but here he is practicing with bugs, or cheats?

"However... can this be used to accumulate merit?" In online games, if you are caught cheating, you will be banned by the GM. Of course, it refers to those with stricter management and more formality. "And...Xiao Chen, this is also a reality. Without an experience level, how do we know how much merit we have accumulated?"

"This... I don't know either, but I'll make a call tomorrow morning and ask the third department."

"That's all there is to it."

However, what neither Zhao Ziwen nor Chen Xiuyuan knew was that at this time, Zhao Ziwen already had great merits in his body. If he just "watched", with his merits, he would be able to watch eight lifetimes without any problem...

"Xiao Chen, what game do you play?" After this matter was settled, the BOSS suddenly became interested in online games again—in fact, he just wanted to take Chen Xiuyuan to play in online games, and then... everyone understands that, in the He can't show his strength in the real world, at least in online games he is invincible.

"Minesweeping, FreeCell."

"..."

"Lianliankan, Minesweeper?"

"Online games."

"Oh, my dad once wanted me to play with him, but I don't understand what's so interesting about it. Use virtual characters to fight virtual monsters?" At that time, Chen's father explained to Chen Xiuyuan for a long time, other Parents are afraid that their children will be caught in online games. The Chen family is the father of Chen trying to broaden his son's hobbies, but he has been frustrated time and time again...

"Then what exactly does the computer in your room do?"

Chen Xiuyuan picked it up: "Boss, do you think computers are just for playing games?"

"..." Zhao Wenwen had the urge to cry, could he be despised?Of course, he also uses the computer to chat on QQ and watch movies...but if you talk about this kind of thing, you will only be despised even more, right?However, Zhao Ziwen is not prepared to give up the "right way" of pulling Chen Xiuyuan into online games, and soldiers and fighters still like to play gunfight games. Although Chen Xiuyuan always fights monsters in reality, it does not mean that he must I can't like online games, but I haven't discovered the fun yet, "You're only 19 years old, how can you never play online games? In fact, online games are a lot of fun, BLABLABLA..."

Next, Zhao Ziwen started to popularize games for Chen Xiuyuan, from Dungeon and Dragon to Mount Shankou, from Tower of Eternity to Dragon Valley, from... to...

He said that his mouth was dry and unexcited, and when he felt his voice was a little hoarse and wanted to drink some water, he found that Chen Xiuyuan had fallen asleep on his lap.

Zhao Wenwen is so depressed, but if he wakes him up just to let him listen to his own game science, forget it.With a helpless sigh, Zhao Ziwen carefully lifted Chen Xiuyuan up, turned it around, and moved it back to the correct sleeping position.Then, after thinking about it, he finally didn't go to the hut, but slept next to Chen Xiuyuan.

He originally thought that he, who was so excited, would probably take a while to fall asleep.As a result, as soon as I closed my eyes, my consciousness fell into a blur...

"Ahem! Uh... hello..." While he was sleeping soundly, someone suddenly called out to his ears, Zhao Wenwen didn't want to answer, but the voice seemed to have magical powers, so that he couldn't control his eyelids at all.As a result, with one eye, he discovered something strange.He was still lying down and sleeping when he opened his eyes, and he was standing when he opened his eyes, and he was still standing in an empty and nameless hall, and there was a gentle man in his 40s in front of him.

I am dreaming!Abnormal dream!Encountering such an abnormal thing, Zhao Wenwen's first reaction was to back away, but he bumped into someone just after taking two steps back, and when he was terrified, he listened to the people behind him.

"Boss, don't be afraid, you are indeed dreaming, but this is a real dream. Let me introduce you, this is my father." The voice belonged to Chen Xiuyuan. The person who saw it was also Chen Xiuyuan, but instead of relaxing him, it made him even more nervous.

After all, what happened a few hours ago proved that someone wanted his life now, so he had to be careful: "How can you prove that you are Xiao Chen?"

"Uh……"

"If the evidence you want to talk about is the hidden details of my body, then forget it." If the person in front of him is the real Xiao Chen, then Zhao Ziwen is not worried at all that he will become angry with embarrassment, but if it is fake, To indulge him is to be irresponsible to one's own life, so Zhao Yunwen is not polite at all.

However, he obviously overlooked one point, Chen Xiuyuan really wouldn't become angry with him, but there was still a father Chen standing beside him~~~

"I……"

"So, how can you prove that Yuanyuan is not Yuanyuan?" Father Chen waved his hand domineeringly, causing Chen Xiuyuan to swallow the second half of the sentence.

"I once gave Xiao Chen a gold watch inlaid with broken diamonds and sapphires. That was also his favorite gift. As long as he can tell where he hid the tie clip, I will admit that he is real."

"BO...?"

"Fart! Is my son the kind of person who asks people to buy him this kind of thing? If you distort the facts, you should choose a more believable one. Yuanyuan..." Father Chen was furious at first, and then he was heartbroken, "What are you looking for?" What's wrong? I don't mean men and women. I remember you had a male classmate in high school, isn't it good? The young man is quite handsome, and he is also a good swimmer. At that time, you often went out to swim together. "

"Dad, the boss was just testing it out just now, don't be so excited. I went swimming with many classmates, which one are you talking about?"

"You think your dad didn't know that he was probing? But he used the tone just now, that kind of 'plot' to test, what does this mean? It means that most people will think that the young people who follow him , is the kind he raised... that kind... Anyway, I have wronged you so much! So there is more than one person who went swimming with you? That's just right, there are many choices, and there is always one you like."

"Dad, what other people think has nothing to do with me, I only want BOSS." Chen Xiuyuan has always been a selfish person, as long as he is comfortable, others don't care about him, if he doesn't like it, he can be served by friends!Of course, unless you are in a hurry, no one will die...

Chen Xiuyuan was fighting with his father, Zhao Wenwen actually believed it [-]% of the time, and at the same time, he also knew that he was in trouble - he pissed off his father-in-law... Moreover, he was still a man The father-in-law who discriminated against him seriously and was full of defenses.But it happened to be his own family. With the question just now, the father-in-law's suspicion that had no basis before was directly turned into the truth.

Although, in fact, he was telling the truth... He also admitted that some of them were indeed the truth, but they were already the truth of the "past".However, Zhao Xiwen only dared to say these words in his stomach. Now, his first problem is to find a way to calm the old man's hair...

However, at this moment, it was not the time for him to interrupt at all, no matter what he said, it would add fuel to the fire for Father Chen.But just waiting for Chen Xiuyuan to explain clearly?It seems impossible to see Dad Chen's heartbroken "Son, you have been cheated".

Zhao Ziwen frowned tightly, completely unable to think of a solution to the current situation.Suddenly at this time, Chen Xiuyuan jumped over and put his arms around his shoulders: "Dad, some of the things you thought about did happen, but that was in the past. Now, the boss is absolutely sincere." .And...he is already mine, and will only be mine in the future! So don't worry, we two will live a good life."

"..."

"..."

"!!!"

"!!!"

Chen Xiuyuan's words made Father Chen and Zhao Ziwen instantly unify their moods and expressions...

Shock!Shock! !Shock! ! !Still shocked! ! ! ! !

Dumbfounded~ Dumbfounded~~ Dumbfounded~~~Still dumbfounded~~~~

I don't know how long it took, but Chen's father started to speak alien language: "Ah? Oh? Oh..."

"..." Zhao Ziwen remained expressionless, but his heart was full of tears: Is there a hole in the ground?Ant holes are also fine, let me bury myself.