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"It's actually good to be a fool - "My Diary""

Chen Xiuyuan was thinking about himself, and suddenly felt that someone patted himself on the shoulder: "Little guy, are you brave enough to fight with your soul?"

In Lan Minhe's box, Zhao Ziwen fell off the sofa with a plop.

"What's going on? What's going on?" Luo Changlin was taken aback. Didn't he say that the situation was under control? Why did it happen suddenly?

Zhao Wenwen was thrown to the ground by this sudden blow, but he didn't know much more than Luo Changlin.All of a sudden, he returned to his body, and he came back with such a big movement.

However, the sudden situation didn't stop here. Before Zhao Ziwen could stand up, Chen Xiuyuan's body suddenly went limp, and he just fell on top of him.

"Xiao Chen? Xiao Chen?" Zhao Ziwen shouted anxiously, but Chen Xiuyuan kept his eyes closed and did not respond.It wasn't until the two of them were about to call a car to take them to the hospital that Chen Xiuyuan coughed and opened his eyes, "Are you frightening?" He was extremely angry, but gently helped him onto the sofa.

"I met a senior..." Chen Xiuyuan said, his expression seemed to be aware of it, and he smiled a little, obviously in a good mood, "He taught me something."

"Senior?" Zhao Ziwen looked at Luo Changlin and asked with his eyes: Three subjects?

Luo Changlin shook his head: If only the three subjects would not be so silent.

"He didn't mean any harm." Chen Xiuyuan quickly explained seeing the guarded faces of the two.But for his explanation, Zhao Ziwen's reaction was to curl his lips, while Luo Changlin just laughed, and he knew that he didn't take Chen Xiuyuan's explanation seriously.

Chen Xiuyuan was helpless, but he didn't say any more, and instead shifted the topic to those two vampires: "By the way, are those vampires?"

"Yes." Luo Changlin raised his eyebrows, seeing that Chen Xiuyuan didn't want to say more, he didn't ask any more, and secretly gave Zhao Ziwen a look - don't let your celestial demon be abducted by unknown people, "Actually, it's just a Western monk who has gone on the wrong path."

"Then why don't we have it here in our country?" Zhao Ziwen is not afraid of Chen Xiuyuan being abducted, he still has this confidence, but he is also worried about Chen Xiuyuan's safety, but he will not secretly hold Chen Xiuyuan out Let go, but I have decided to go home and ask again.

"Who said no? Look at the foreign legends about vampires: they are afraid of the sun, suck human blood, and have a strong sexual desire. Do they sound familiar?"

Both Zhao Ziwen and Chen Xiuyuan were stunned. It seemed... that they sounded familiar. According to Chinese legends, eight out of ten monsters are like this, but there are slight deviations in the details.

"Generally speaking, evil cultivators can also be divided into two types: external power and internal power. The external power is the old guy that Xiao Chen caught out last time. He used evil methods to drive external things-in fact, these methods were still the same as before hundreds of years ago. The orthodox method - but one's own practice is still on the right path. As for the internal strength, as long as it is taken from others and turned into its own use, it absorbs the blood and blood of others. It is certain that it is afraid of light and heat. As for sexual desire, it is each family's own problem."

"Then there are werewolves, right? The fact that they show their original form on the night of the full moon is quite familiar."

"That's right, but it's actually just an unlucky guy who temporarily loses his sanity after his power is intensified, and has the side effect of crazy growth of body hair." Luo Changlin nodded, "Okay, this is the end of today's matter. You two go home Well, the rest is up to me. But Xiao Chen, I’m going to see you tomorrow, to get rid of illiteracy, and teach you how to write a report by the way.”

So, Chen Xiuyuan and Zhao Ziwen got in the car to go home.But this time, Chen Xiuyuan didn't sit in the co-pilot's seat, but sat in the back seat alone.

The streets in front of the Blue Mint were as lively as ever, and there was even a slight traffic jam, even though it was already two o'clock in the morning.It took Zhao Ziwen a while to finally drive to the deserted continent.He couldn't help looking at Chen Xiuyuan through the rearview mirror.The latter closed his eyes, with a smile on his lips, as if he was sleeping soundly.However, Zhao Ziwen did not feel at ease.

And Zhao Ziwen's sixth sense is sometimes very correct. Chen Xiuyuan is indeed not sleeping, but "talking" with other people - he has concealed some things from Zhao Wenwen and Luo Changlin, such as , he met not only seniors, but also the same kind...

It's not a monk, it's a real fellow, Heavenly Demon!As for why the two of them didn't see each other, Chen Xiuyuan was so sure, it was the same as when he saw the monk for the first time, he felt delicious.After the other party's "surprise attack", the first reaction of "looking" at the other party is to get close...

Now, this senior, ahead of Luo Changlin, is helping Chen Xiuyuan to eliminate illiteracy and answering difficult questions along the way.

First of all, of course, is the issue of retribution that Chen Xiuyuan is most worried about.Those things about Chen Xiuyuan, the so-called secrets are only for ordinary people who don't understand the world of monks at all, but for a demon, there is nothing to hide.Isn't it just fighting with ghosts and being opened by a fruit plate?Isn't it just fighting with skeletons and getting shot instead?

The other party's answer was: After a burst of wild laughter, he gave them the word "stupid."

"..."

"That's not retribution, you're stupid." Probably afraid that Chen Xiuyuan didn't understand, the other party explained again, but it seemed that there was no difference between when he didn't explain, "If the demon is going to be retribution, then Just turn into ashes and give you a warning? Do you think the way of heaven is so leisurely? It really is a child, so simple."

From an idiot to a simple one, it should be a compliment...

"You know your identity and know that there are monks in this world. It shouldn't be long, right?"

"Less than a month."

"Sure enough. That's why you're too nervous. It's just a coincidence. Don't be so nervous."

It's just a coincidence... Chen Xiuyuan's heart was full of embarrassment, thanks to his own fear, he dragged the boss to discuss it for so long...

"We demons, in fact, can be good or evil. It's just because there are almost no restrictions, so more people do what they want, so they are called 'devils'. As the saying goes, unlimited power will inevitably lead to corruption. .In fact, up to now, I have never heard of a demon being punished by Heavenly Dao. And as a demon, there are only two things you can’t do.”

"what's up?"

"Annoy another Heavenly Demon, or commit public wrath."

"But... I really don't think I'm strong." Chen Xiuyuan said honestly, it's not that he doesn't have the lofty ambitions I have to live the world, but it seems that as he enters the hospital more and more frequently, the time spent in the hospital is getting longer and longer. The longer it took, the more discouraged he became.

"The words come back again, you really are an idiot."

"..."

"It should be said that it is a greenhouse flower in a peaceful and prosperous age. It's not that the demon is not strong, but you have power, but you don't know how to use it at all! From now on, I will come to you every night at nine o'clock, remember to eat and drink enough, and stay at home. Also, don't tell others about my affairs, or you may cause trouble."

This is the period when Chen Xiuyuan lost consciousness, was pulled into a strange space, had a conversation with that senior, and then he was pushed back.

And before getting into the car, the senior found him.In order to facilitate the conversation, he sat in the back alone.

"I'm here to remind you that bed affairs are strictly prohibited these days. When will it be done, I'm telling you."

Chen Xiuyuan raised his eyebrows.He already knew that Zhao Xiwen was "thrown" back suddenly, and he was thrown hard enough.Combined with these words, Chen Xiuyuan had to think a little too much.

This senior is also a straightforward person. As soon as Chen Xiuyuan had a little thought, he said directly: "I won't lie to you, I came here because someone asked me to help. But I and He is not very familiar, and you are very appetizing to me. But it is absolutely impossible for me to be pleasing to your family. So, you'd better not leave him these few days, otherwise, I think he will fall After placing the order, will you do something by the way, that's not sure..."

Heavenly Demon's free will is very clearly manifested in this senior.

In addition, the other party pointed out several serious mistakes of Chen Xiuyuan - his ability is not the ability of the sky eye, but the out of body spirit, which is obviously different from the clairvoyance in the sky eye. Do things.Although Yuanshen can also be used to see thousands of miles away, it must not be used to fight!He is now facing some small miscellaneous fish, so he can win every time, but if he is facing a strong opponent, once the Yuanshen is arrested, it will be "interesting".

In addition, the band of light transformed by Chen Xiuyuan turned out to be unique to him, or in other words, after refining and devouring souls, every demon will have its own unique attack methods.But most of the others were weapons like swords, and it was the first time the other party knew of a belt like Chen Xiuyuan.However, although the form is different, the essence is the same. His ability is too rough now, so he has to work hard to sort it out.

Also, Heavenly Demons are very capable of fighting... Not only in the domain of soul and supernatural powers, Heavenly Demons are also very powerful in hand-to-hand combat.Moreover, this is also a talent, and there is almost no need to learn it - as for why Chen Xiuyuan is so useless?The senior still said "stupid".

The last question Chen Xiuyuan asked was how many of their kind were there?He originally thought that there were very few Heavenly Demons, but it sounded like there were quite a lot of them.

"I know, all countries add up, there are about seventeen people, and you are No. 18."

As soon as the other party finished speaking, Chen Xiuyuan felt himself shaking, and immediately lost contact with the other party. When he opened his eyes, it turned out that it was Zhao Ziwen who was carrying him out of the car.