On the Best Ways to Punish a Playful Ex

At [-] o'clock on Friday morning, Hu Lai sat in the corner seat of Starbucks at the back door of H University and yawned, as tired as a beautiful and lazy puppet cat.

Get up at 06:30 and go out at [-]:[-]. The steam from the beef cheese croissants and the daily selection of coffee can't dispel her drowsiness. Get a little sober.

Kunlun Technology has a cooperation project with the Department of Psychology of H University. Every Friday at [-] o'clock, they will be trained in the building of H University's Psychology Building. Jiang Yuming is an unexpected gain from the training.

The graduate student who recklessly went to the wrong classroom, with clean hair, clothes and face, used this to ask for Hu Lai's WeChat.

The next time he appeared outside the classroom on the training day, Jiang Yuming said: Last time I didn't make a mistake on purpose.

Whether it was intentional or not, he was good-looking, and he made excuses to let him go, so in the past two months, Friday has become a good day for Hu Lai to date.

However, Jiang Yuming was sitting opposite her at the moment, with a perplexed yet resolute expression on his face.

Hu Lai felt that the happy days were about to come to an end.

"It's embarrassing to call you out so early. If you don't mind, I'll just say it."

Hu Laixin said: I know I'm sorry to ask me to come out so early.I mind, mind if you don't talk about it?Still can't say it.hypocritical.

"When I met you, you were a heroic big sister. After getting along these days, I feel that there is a little girl living in your heart."

Jiang Yuming tried his best to appear calm and calm, but the posture of leaning back from time to time still betrayed his nervousness.He was afraid that Hu Lai would throw the coffee on his head in a fit of anger. The coffee was just received 5 minutes ago and it was still hot.

Hu Lai glanced at him, and said to himself: Every woman has a little princess in her heart, what kind of little girl is a girl.The Oedipus will go to your mother, and I want to find the big sister, who doesn't love the big sister these days.Pooh!

He didn't even raise an eyebrow on his face, brushed a curly hair that was hanging down behind him, and didn't speak.

Waking up early and without makeup couldn't make her pretty face lose any color, and neither did Jiang Yuming's words.

Just looking at the appearance, Hu Laicheng is just like what Jiang Yuming said is a heroic big sister, with slightly curly long hair, bright eyes, a shirt and trousers, and her windbreaker on the chair beside her. When she is not smiling or talking, she has a faint Her alienation and indifference are popular high-cold beauties nowadays.

"In addition, you work and I study, and we are in different environments. We have many different opinions."

Hu Lai gave a "hmm", she didn't deny this point, she usually didn't argue with Jiang Yuming just because of his face.In Hu Lai's dictionary, men have never been ideal chat partners, and little men are also men.

"The most important point is—" Jiang Yuming's voice raised unconsciously, revealing a bit of stubbornness and grievance, "During this period of time, I didn't think you liked me so much."

As a clean-spirited, handsome man who pursued something, Jiang Yuming dated several girlfriends.Every time we broke up, the ex-girlfriends were crying, unwilling to live or die, and tried to persuade Hu Lai to stay, but what happened to Hu Lai, he was not surprised, not angry, not sad, and did not take him to heart at all!

Even if the one you like is a cat, if the cat is leaving, people will feel sad.

But Hu Lai didn't, and didn't say a word.

Ordinary girls, it's about this time, it's time to say something soft.

Neither did Hu Lai, just watching him silently.

Jiang Yuming felt like an idiot.

No matter how unhappy you are, you must have a good manner. His mother often said that boys should give way to girls.

Suppressing the irritability in his heart, Jiang Yuming said: "Anyway, your training program will end soon, let's break up."

Hearing this sentence, Hu Lai asked, "Do you think I should like you as much as I love you?"

She doesn't understand.

It's not Romeo and Juliet, the love in the past, the fatal temptation, the love that has been drugged, and the moment they meet, they will become a firewood.They have only been together for two months. Because of work and study, they see each other at most twice a week. They usually chat on WeChat. How much do they like it?Where are the standards?Does it mean that the two of them haven't opened a room yet?

Two months, a little early.

Jiang Yuming stood up and took a deep breath: "At least it doesn't make me feel dispensable. I can't explain the feeling. You have to train later. If there is nothing else, I will leave first."

"it is good."

Hu Lai responded without stopping.

She couldn't figure it out.

Aren't men all dispensable, the icing on the cake at most, should they be regarded as necessities of life?

Bags are not a must, let alone a man.

"whispering sound."

After Jiang Yuming left, Hu Lai pulled his face down, leaned back on the uncomfortable chair back of Starbucks, and took a hard bite of the beef cheese croissant.

"Turtle bastard, how dare you dump me, hit your mother, knock your mother. I, Hu Lai, will be dumped. I stepped on shit."

Shameful.

What a shame!

After eating a croissant with hatred, she was still angry in her heart. She was the only one who dumped someone, and it was the first time she was dumped, and she didn't know how to react for a while.

loss.

She should have poured coffee all over her body!

"Turtle bastard, tortoise son! Let me wait and see."

A man who breaks up is not as good as a cockroach. Hu Lai didn't want to get back together, nor did he think of getting it back. He wanted the other party to wait and see viciously in his heart.

Walking out of Starbucks, Hu Lai took a few deep breaths and let out a breath of turbid air.

Looking up is the unwinding and relaxing clouds. Autumn in Shanghai is short and beautiful.

There's no need to let that bastard turtle ruin your mood, man, you can have as many as you want, only she, Hu Lai, doesn't want it.

Only after he had packed up his mood, stepped on the fallen leaves to the training classroom, Hu Lai sat listlessly in the left corner.She didn't listen to what the teacher said.

Weird.

Thinking of her as a slim beauty, she is delicious and fragrant, but sister Yu is a soft girl, and she has never been in love for more than six months.On average, one is divided into two months. I originally thought that Jiang Yuming would last more than two months, but who knew that this time the other party actually mentioned it first.

Normally she's already acted like a lady, okay?

Go tnnd bear.

During recess, Zhou Huaiyi sat next to her, poked the lazy Hu Lai and said, "There's good news and bad news, which one do you want to hear first?"

Zhou Huaiyi, a female colleague of the same project, a half-senior, became friends with Hu Lai after she heard her scolding someone once.

Hu Lai's father, Hu Yue, often said that after work, it is not easy to make like-minded friends.

Hu Lai thought so.

"I also have good news and bad news, which one do you want to hear first?" Hu Lai asked, tilting his head while supporting his head.

"Bad news."

"I was dumped by that little bastard Jiang Yuming. For the first time in my life, I was dumped! Do you think it's my retribution for dumping too many people?"

People who can laugh at themselves are never too bad, Zhou Huaiyi didn't show any surprise.

Hu Lai raised his eyebrows, "Is your news related to this matter?"

Zhou Huaiyi nodded, and simply turned on the phone, "Are you sure you want to watch it?"

Hu Lai smiled and slapped away the hand blocking the screen. "Could it still be possible to shoot a public field battle? If it's a field battle, I'll pass it on to the P station."

A video of a few seconds, with a hero and a heroine.

The male lead is Jiang Yuming, who broke up with Hu Lai early in the morning, and the female lead has a not-so-remarkable public face, which is more refreshing.

The girl is handsome, with shoulders and backs, and a soft smile with a sweet smile.

Anyone who sees it will think that these two are a couple.

Slap in the face, red//Naked slap in the face.

It's okay to break up, tm dares to give her a cuckold and play NTR.

Jiang Yuming, hello, you are so kind.

"Huaiyi, you said before that my face can be used by men and women?" Hu Lai tapped the phone screen, and already had an idea.

Zhou Huaiyi always knew that Hu Lai's brains turned quickly, but he didn't expect it to be so fast.She coughed lightly, "You want to poach someone? Do you know that little girl?"

Hu Lai has an impression of the heroine.

Once when Jiang Yuming was playing basketball with someone, Hu Lai looked like he was about to die of sleepiness, but the little girl was excitedly yelling and yelling and cheering.

One year younger than Jiang Yuming, and a senior this year.Graduates don't want to take postgraduate entrance examinations or find jobs, but are busy looking for boyfriends.

Do you plan to get married and have children as soon as you graduate?

Negative Ratings.

"If I go to loosen the soil, tell me, how likely is it that the little girl will be hooked?"

After reciting a Buddha, Zhou Huaiyi looked at Hu Lai and then at the girl in the photo, shaking his head: "This girl looks straight, you..."

"how do I?"

"You look half bent and not straight, half straight and not bent, there is no spark. Why don't you chase Jiang Yuming back and dump him."

"Hey, the broken shoes that were picked up by someone are worth chasing after. It's his big dream." Hu Lai dismissed, "What's your good news?"

Zhou Huaiyi retracted the phone, touched his nose, and smiled embarrassedly: "Jiang Yuming has no vision, this person is not as good-looking as you, or as smart as you. What is your good news?"

"I'm single again, and you have another chance, isn't that good news?"

Ha ha.

"Wake up, I'm a family man." Zhou Huaiyi showed off the screensaver she had shown off countless times, "Look, my girlfriend, my daughter."

"Yes, yes, the family of three is very happy. Poisonous."

After one day's training, he was stuck there for a while, and Hu Lai rubbed fire when he thought about the pair of dogs and men.

She thought of several ways to deal with Jiang Yuming, but none of them could take into account her tone and revenge.

Revenge also requires manners.

She can't do the thing of calling a street shrew in public.

It's not worth it to lose your temper for a man.

It's also not good to just find Jiang Yuming's classmate as a substitute, Jiang Yuming will definitely think that she has a difficult heart and want to provoke him.

It's not worth losing your principles for a man.

There is a knot in the heart, not for people, just for that breath.

So angry!

I really want to hook up with a little girl, I think about it but I'm reluctant.

It has nothing to do with gender.

Although Jiang Yuming is a scumbag, at least he has a good face.That little girl is not special at first glance, her face is her face, her nose is her nose, she is extremely boring.Maybe Jiang Yuming likes her just because she can set off him and look at him with bright eyes.

As a man, when he was reincarnated and assigned to that job, he felt that he was different from the beginning.

To take revenge, start with what the other party cares most about.

What does Jiang Yuming care about most?

Back home at night, Hu Lai searched the Internet for ways to get revenge on his flirtatious ex, and brainstormed by brainstorming.

Coincidentally, a colleague from Wanwan sent a screenshot to the small group. The content is explosive and very appropriate.

"Puff Master used to date a boyfriend I liked so much. I found out that I was cuckolded after just one year of dating. After I calmed down, I felt that I would make him pay the price. I moved my hands and feet on his mother, because he only My mother is alone, and I love my mother the most..."

If Hu Lai remembers correctly, Jiang Yuming's parents divorced, and he has been living with his mother, and he often mentions his mother.

His mother is a teacher at the School of Psychology, University of H. What's her name?

Oh, Shen Zhengying.

Hu Lai's eyes lit up.

well.