On the Best Ways to Punish a Playful Ex

On the day when humans can immigrate to Mars, can humans easily touch people's hearts?

Accompanied by a distressed dog face.

This content survived less than 5 minutes in Moments, and was quickly deleted by the person involved, Hu Lai.

Zhou Huaiyi was about to reply: How easy it is to touch people's hearts.The first step is to open the chest; the second step is to reach in and touch it, and there is no need for the third step.

The system shows that this piece of information does not exist.

This Hu Lai is wrong.

Zhou Huaiyi sent her a message: How did you turn revenge into pursuit.

After returning home and taking a shower, Hu Lai changed into shorts and lay flat on the bed. After seeing Shen Zhengying this time, he was very depressed, and he couldn't say it was boring.

I always feel like I am singing a one-man show.

Thinking of that sentence for no reason, I slapped my face loudly, just slap myself in the face.

Isn't it just a slap in the face, the son dumped himself, and the mother ignored her.

Hu Lai is not narcissistic enough to feel that everyone loves him, but Shen Zhengying does.

That's abominable!

After walking out of the school and getting into the car, Hu Lai secretly made a decision. If Shen Zhengying stopped her today, she would continue to think of ways to seduce her. If she let herself go, forget it.

I don't know if the twisted melon is sweet or not, she doesn't like melons.

But Shen Zhengying called her, why did she call her, tell her not to use Baidu.

are you crazy!

There is simply no fuck to say.

It was stuck there in one breath, and neither was it to spit it out, nor was it not to spit it out.

I had no choice but to grab the big bear next to the bed and beat him hard.

"Ding."

It was rare for Zhou Huaiyi to find her on weekends.

No matter how close colleagues are, they are still colleagues at this stage.Everyone maintains the boundaries that colleagues should have, laughing and laughing at work, and looking for their own mothers after get off work.

Zhou Huaiyi has a girlfriend and a daughter, and is busy with family reunions on weekends, seldom participates in company activities, and seldom chats with colleagues.

Today, I probably saw the emotion that existed for 5 minutes.

Hu Lai scratched his hair and replied: What lyrics are you posting.

Zhou Huaiyi: Think of it as me posting the lyrics.

It's not easy for someone to bump into the muzzle of the gun, so it must not be taken for granted.

Hu Lai: Today I saw Jiang Yuming and his current incumbent gnawing on campus, chattering and stretching their hands into their skirts.The vicious dog is rushing to eat.His mother almost jumped out and beat him, and I dragged him away. Do you want me to claim credit for some benefits?

Zhou Huaiyi: I can't give you five red envelopes, no more.How do you feel?

Ask yourself, it's the same feeling as seeing wild mandarin ducks or cats and dogs on the side of the road.

Hu Lai: I admire the primitive power of nature, no more.

Zhou Huaiyi: That is to say, Jiang Yuming is a stranger to you?

Hu Lai: An annoying passer-by.

Zhou Huaiyi: Then whose heart do you want to touch?

Hu Lai: Of course he is!

Received the white-eyed expression from Zhou Huaiyi: You want to chase his mother?

Hu Lai: I'm crazy.

Zhou Huaiyi: I have to touch my heart, isn't it chasing?

Hu Lai was so angry that he could only admit his failure, and firmly disagreed that he was chasing.

Hu Lai: Do you know how to lie to bed, lie to bed!

Zhou Huaiyi: Look at you, revenge is not a treat for dinner, you don't stalk, and you don't act like a caring little wolf dog, how can you seduce people.Waiting for a rabbit is talking about you, waiting for others to like you first?People are straight, straight up to the sky.Oh, did you buy the bed?

Hu Lai jumped up from the bed.What do you mean, Zhou Huaiyi prevented her from retaliating at the beginning, what is she doing now, encouraging her to face the difficulties?

Hu Lai: Are you motivating me?

Zhou Huaiyi: The eyes are rolled out of the frame.Jiang Yuming is already an annoying passerby with you, why are you hooking up with passerby's mother?The five elements lack maternal love?

Is that the passer-by's mother?The passer-by's mother is not as fun as Shen Zhengying, she is wrapped up in an airtight package, with a capital fan.

Jiang Yuming's five elements lack maternal love.

After sending ten blank eyes and bah, Hu Lai refused to continue communicating with Zhou Huaiyi.There is a rational and wise voice in my heart saying: Otherwise, forget it.

She seemed to have no reason to continue this willful chase and temptation, especially when the object of the chase refused to cooperate.

Standing in front of the mirror, the original beauty face with good eyebrows and good eyes is fresh and refined.

Couldn't this face interest people across genders?

Just a little bit is fine.

Forget it, Hu Lai thought, let’s talk about it in a few days.

As an Aries who never left the result to fate, if she just let it go and retreated without doing anything, she would not be reconciled when she thought about it later.

Next time, next time tell Shen Zhengying directly, Teacher Shen, I have a crush on you, you can figure it out.

What will happen to Teacher Shen?

If Teacher Shen scolded her for being neurotic, she just scolded her for having no common sense as a teacher in the School of Psychology, liking the same sex is natural, and then walked away.

If Mrs. Shen said that I will change what you like about me, she would say that she likes her face and ask her if she wants to go for plastic surgery, and she can introduce the hospital.

If Teacher Shen ran away, she would catch up and say it again.

If Miss Shen pretended not to hear it, she would say it every day.

Thinking of Shen Zhengying's possible embarrassment, Hu Lai smiled smugly.

Just ignore her.She won't give her the right to ignore herself.

It doesn't matter if you don't get it, just be angry.

Zhou Huaiyi was right, she was seeking revenge, not pursuit.

The pursuit is based on liking and love, with the other party's joy as the most important thing.She takes revenge, of course she puts her own happiness first.A vengeful person only thinks of the other party, which is not a disease.

Shen Zhengying had no class on Tuesday afternoon, and received a call from Sun Shuxue asking her out for afternoon tea.

The two met at a coffee shop four stops away from the school.

In recent years, coffee shops have bloomed all over the streets and alleys of Shanghai. It does not mean that people living in Shanghai have the habit of drinking coffee all of a sudden.But with the rise of Internet celebrities, everyone is used to ordering a cup of coffee, black tea and a cake dessert in a coffee shop to chat.

When it comes to eating, everyone says to lose weight, but there is no taboo on desserts.

Probably the human body really has a stomach for desserts.

On weekday afternoons, there are quite a few people in the coffee shop, mainly young women in twos and threes.One counts as one, basically everyone has a mobile phone, shoot left and right, shoot face, coffee, cake, coffee shop decoration.

The sound of the camera clicks and clicks without stopping.

After the filming, everyone worked hard, serving as coffee and cake decorations.

Sun Shuxue patted Shen Zhengying's hand, "Look, what are they doing? Why do these people all look similar, from hairstyle to makeup to grooming. At first glance, I thought I accidentally pressed copy and paste."

Without taking his eyes off the menu, Shen Zhengying smiled and said: "After the p picture is lit with a filter, post a blog post and post a little red book to attract people, what else can you do. Just be narrow."

"Hey, Shen Zhengying, I can't tell. She dresses like an unearthed cultural relic all day long, but she knows the trend very well."

"What kind of trend is this? Students' papers will be written. The students you lead are mainly crisis intervention and trauma treatment, and you don't write about the Internet."

Sun Shuxue's research direction is crisis intervention and trauma psychology. With a brand of H, she has personally led teams to disaster areas in several major disasters.She has a carefree personality and has always taken care of Shen Zhengying.

The two ordered flat whites, cappuccino, cheesecake and tiramisu, and Sun Shuxue also ordered a macaron.

Macaron, in Shen Zhengying's dictionary, is terribly sweet, and Sun Shuxue, who has a preference for salty tastes, has always wondered how to like this kind of thing.

According to Sun Shuxue, this is her eternal girlish heart.

"Oh, why do you go out dressed like a sack every time? Now you're not in school, you won't meet students, what are you afraid of." Just as Shen Zhengying couldn't figure her out, Sun Shuxue couldn't figure out that Shen Zhengying dressed like a monastery all year round Mammy seemed to be doing something.Even if he was bitten by a snake once, he wouldn't be able to avoid suspicion to this extent.When she said that the sack was still in Germany, she actually meant to say the rag.

"Convenient, easy, comfortable." Shen Zhengying's explanation is always this sentence.

"It's a good thing you remembered to take off your glasses this time, otherwise I would always think of a movie."

"Conan?"

"Death is coming."

Shen Zhengying shook her head, took a sip of her coffee, the foam stuck to her lips, and she licked it out of habit.

"Hey, Zhengying. If you dress up well, no, change into normal clothes, the people who pursue you can go around H University three times."

"The market for divorced women is tight now?" Shen Zhengying laughed. "My son is already in graduate school. Why do I want someone to pursue me? It's troublesome, and it's not like you don't know what happened before."

"That's what you said." Noticing that Shen Zhengying mentioned his son's subtle expression, Sun Shuxue asked, "What's wrong with your son?"

Telling Sun Shuxue what she saw and heard at school last Saturday, Sun Shuxue laughed so hard. "And then, did you tell your son about it?"

"No. How embarrassing. Other people can ask the child's father to talk about it. If I tell Jiang Bo, he must have nothing good to say. Believe it or not, men don't suffer, and he can say such bad things. "It could happen on the spot, but Shen Zhengying couldn't mention it afterwards.

"Many mothers will say this. It's not easy for you." Sun Shuxue said with a smile, "That's why I don't want children. No baby is young, and you don't have to worry about your daughter being bullied, or your son bullying others, and you don't have to worry about rebellion. On the contrary."

"There is no regret medicine for this kind of thing."

"But Jiang Yuming is not like his father, but more like you. He is a college student, young and impulsive, and our school has a beautiful scenery. It is inevitable that one or two couples will be stepped on when walking at night. You said that a little girl pulled you away that day, who is it? , you don’t rarely have personal contact with students.”

"The road to the school is just that way. Walking together is nothing like a private contact. That is not a student, just a classmate, a social worker. He comes and sleeps a few times, and won't wake up at some point. I have to make the sound of screaming chickens." I just woke up." Speaking of this, Shen Zhengying was funny, and this was also a mystery she couldn't figure out, how could she sleep so well.

Sun Shuxue laughed terribly, "There are all kinds of weird things, this is to attend the hypnosis class. Don't you hate students falling asleep in your class the most? After falling asleep once, you will let her come for the second time? Didn't drive people out ?”

"For the sake of her taking me to a delicious hot pot meal."

Sun Shuxue couldn't believe her ears, "Go to eat hot pot with the students!"

"The one who is not a student is not a student. I don't know why I am here. I am definitely not here to listen to the class. Maybe I just want to find a place to sleep." Cut off a small piece of tiramisu and put it in your mouth, you can eat the finger biscuit Rum flavor, slightly bitter cocoa powder.

After praising the good tiramisu, Shen Zhengying said, "She probably won't come."

On Saturday night, Shen Zhengying could feel that Hu Lailai was not in a good mood, a little depressed, probably it had something to do with him.

"Well, she won't come again."