On the Best Ways to Punish a Playful Ex

"I think she likes me, but she still tries to keep a distance from me. At Sunday dinner, she always feels like she wants to get drunk."

"What would you do if she was drunk?"

"I can't do anything. I'm the kind of person who takes advantage of others. What's the fun in taking advantage of others when I'm drunk. I don't allow her to get drunk either."

"Also, you like to challenge high difficulty."

Coming out of the cubicle of the bathroom in the office building, Hu Laizai washed his hands carefully, and then heard Zhou Huaiyi wailing from another cubicle: "Wait for me. I'm going to die this month, and my aunt is like a raging tide. I'll buy it when I get back." Five catties of jujube nourish blood."

Hu Lai smiled and was about to speak when she saw a stylishly dressed female colleague coming out of the cubicle she had used. She saw two black footprints on the toilet with sharp eyes.

Immediately burst into flames.

"Hey, what's the matter with you, your butt is so noble, you have to stand on the toilet to pee."

Don't think that women's restrooms are cleaner than men's restrooms, and don't think that women are cleaner than men.

There are two most annoying things in the women's toilet. One is menstrual blood leaking on the toilet cover and not cleaning it, and the other is squatting on the toilet.It's okay to scold a few times when you see footprints but don't see people, but today happened to be right.

Hu Lai has never known what it means to forget it, forget it, and never tolerate things that are unbearable.

The female colleague did this more than once or twice. Before, she was occasionally seen by others, and at most she would give her a blank stare. There is no one who stares at her like Hu Lai.The female colleague argued: "It's not me." She tried to confuse the past.

"It's not who you are. I used you before. I didn't step on it, and I didn't see any footprints. It took only a few minutes. One of you went in, and there were two more marks. Don't tell me it was stepped on by ghosts. "

The female colleague shook her hands and wanted to leave after washing, but Hu Lai refused to let her go. "wipe."

"Are you sick? Why do you say it's me? It could also be you." The female colleague was anxious.

At this time, Zhou Huaiyi came out of the cubicle, looked at the female colleague a few times, and recognized her as a member of the project team next door.

"Oh, Cindy."

She only remembers the name.

Cindy looked at Hu Lai and then at Zhou Huaiyi. Seeing that Zhou Huaiyi didn't look like he wanted to calm things down, he said angrily, "It's none of your business."

He has a good relationship with Hu Lai, and there is always something similar in temperament. Zhou Huaiyi despises the behavior of stepping on the toilet, and smiles: "I think it's dirty."

Hu Lai didn't want to let her go, crossed his hands on his chest, and said very socially: "Hey, Cindy, I give you two options: one is to wipe it off, and the other is to ask someone to compare the footprints to see if you have been wronged."

There were other colleagues coming in and out behind, looking at them curiously.Cindy was furious, pointed at Hu Lai and said, "I know you, don't think you are good-looking, everyone wants to listen to you."

Hu Lai rolled his eyes, "If people listen to me, it means that I am reasonable, and it has nothing to do with what I look like. Don't be verbose, A or B, choose quickly."

Cindy was not angry, and she had no choice but to be reasonable when she met the aggressive female bully, so she couldn't pretend to be dead.

There is no choice but A.

Wiping the footprints of the toilet and listening to gossip from the bully: "She is lucky. Someone stepped on the toilet to go to the toilet, and the toilet cracked, and the fragments pierced the buttocks. The authentic buttocks are blooming, and they are so beautiful."

After Cindy left, Zhou Huaiyi poked Hu Lai, "She has a crush on Ma Rong, and Ma Rong has a crush on you, do you understand?"

"Who is Ma Rong?" Hu Lai thought for a while, but couldn't remember, "Whoever he is, he is all sick. Hey, how did you determine the relationship with your girlfriend?"

The annoying person left, and the two simply lazied in the bathroom.

Hu Lai often feels that Shen Zhengying likes her, but he is not completely sure, after all liking and liking are different.Even after a kiss, the two remained the same.For this reason, she sometimes worries and sometimes giggles, even laughing while eating, the reason why she brought up this topic today is because Zhou Huaiyi laughed at her for being insane, and she started to lose her mind before she fell in love.

Recalling the sweet time in the past, Zhou Huaiyi smiled unconsciously, "If you look at each other, you will know."

Just thinking about that scene is fascinating.

Hu Lai continued to ask, "What if you know sometimes, and sometimes you're not so sure?"

"The explanation is that it is not sure."

Hu Lai hugged her head and lamented, "Why is it so difficult to develop a relationship that lasts more than a year. In fact, I don't ask much. It's best, it's best to be together for two years."

There was a faint chuckle coming from the compartment with the door closed, and the two glanced at the same time, not paying attention.They have also heard female colleagues chatting in the bathroom, and they come and go just a few things: he doesn't love me, I don't love him, here he includes men and women, money and fat, no matter how much they hear in the bathroom, go out Just forget everything, always too much pain, too little joy.

Zhou Huaiyi shook his head at Prison Hu Lai, it's weird, it's weird.

"I hope Mr. Shen won't hammer you flat when he hears this."

"What's wrong with my words? Don't you think that two people who haven't been together for a long time, don't know each other's true temperament, and don't know each other's living habits, are sloppy and hypocritical to claim that they will live forever. I don’t want to go so far, I just choose what others like. If you don’t say this to a woman, she won’t sleep with him; Together, I went to see others in a few days."

It's not the first time I've heard Hu Lai make similar remarks, and I still have an indescribable feeling every time I hear it.If this word came from someone else, Zhou Huaiyi would think that the original family of the other party was broken, but Hu Lai's parents, she saw with her own eyes that they were harmonious. "As you said, always change and always new."

"If it's old and broken and can't be repaired, why not replace it."

"Have you ever thought that maybe sometimes it's not bad, it's just damp and bad contact. Have you studied psychology, have you ever studied Sternberg's love triangle theory? Passion, commitment, intimacy, if there is no commitment, there is only passion and intimacy, That’s called romantic love. If there’s only passion, it’s called obsessive love. Maybe what you’re after is romance or infatuation, and you’re not willing to make promises easily. You have to think about it slowly.”

Hu Lai was sure that she was not only obsessed with Shen Zhengying, she wanted to know her, past, present and future.

As for just romance, no promises?

She didn't want to think so much, so she raised her chin to push Zhou Huaiyi: "I don't want to. Let's go, go to work."

Sometimes she looks more like an innocent little girl than Zhou Huai's 12-year-old daughter at IKEA.

Not long after the two left, someone finally came out of the compartment with the closed door, with a consultant sign on his chest, standing in front of the mirror, his usually beautiful and domineering face was slightly pale.

Psychiatrists are mortals too, not immune to diarrhea.

Tuesday afternoon was Dr. Guan Shiyun's test game day. I don't know why Yang Hui was so free and didn't arrange an interface for her. The big boss always received her personally.Returning to Yang Hui's office, water and diarrhea medicine were ready. Guan Shiyun took the medicine and was listening to his stomach growling and waiting for the medicine to take effect, when he heard Yang Hui say, "I thought you fell into the pit and got stuck."

Guan Shiyun lay down on the sofa, gloating and said, "Your company has too many scenes in the bathroom."

"Oh?"

"Someone stepped on the toilet to go to the toilet."

Yang Hui poked his head out from behind the screen, "Is that what I understand?"

Guan Shiyun smiled, "literally. If someone finds out and wants to blame her, that person tells her to clean it up."

"Well done."

"Hey, the teacher Shen I saw here last time is in his thirties, is he almost forty?"

"It's more than 40, I don't remember. Why, are you interested in her?"

"It's the girl from your company who is interested in her."

"Oh." Yang returned to the back of the screen to watch the latest news.

Guan Shiyun took the seat in front of her, "You don't care which little girl it is?"

Yang Hui laughed, "It's okay to care about it. As long as it doesn't interfere with work, it's a private matter. Whether you like it or not, it's their preference and it's none of my business."

"If you want to talk about indifference, you are indifference."

It was rare for Guan Shiyun to gossip so much, so Yang Hui asked, "Which little girl?"

"It's the one you called to the office last time. She's pretty, with talking eyes, and she's very clear."

"Oh, Leach, can't tell."

"Aren't you surprised? There is such a big age difference between the two. One is over 20 and the other is over 40. In ancient times, mother and daughter could do it. Oh, do little girls nowadays have an Oedipus complex?"

"Floyd got upper body? How did I remember that you are a psychiatrist." Yang Hui didn't bother to say that she and Dr. Guan were also more than 20 years old.In Guan Shiyun's words, mothers and daughters can do it in ancient times.But at her age, age is still a problem.It's just that Guan Shiyun mentioned the Oedipus complex, and she was upset, "I also want to know what people think nowadays. Look at my daughter, I thought it was normal for her to divorce a mentally disabled man, but she ended up with a female college student. I I thought the two of you would only get along for a few months, or for so long. Recently, I was asked to find an internship for that female college student. It's really unreasonable."

"Your daughter hasn't been normal for a long time, and she is normal because of that female college student. Mr. Yang's family has a great career, so arrange one if you can."

"I thought you didn't like her."

"One yard is worth one yard. It's not easy for a little girl. Your daughter is an old cow and eats tender grass, so she always helps others."

"It's not easy for everyone, but it's easy for me. I don't know what you guys are doing. It just so happens that last time Zhengying sent some resumes of students, let Leach tell her."

In this way, Hu Lai inquired about Shen Zhengying's student's resume without any effort.

"Two of your students were hired. There was an undergraduate student who came to the interview with her boyfriend. I laughed so hard." Shen Zhengying went to Kunlun Technology to test the game on Thursday, and the two had dinner together as usual, Hu Lai followed Shen Zhengying reported.In the past, I only heard in the news that the parents of the boyfriend and girlfriend accompanied the interview, but I didn't expect there to be real people. "I heard from personnel that the boyfriend who accompanied me was good-looking. If we were a film and television company, we might want that boyfriend, but it's a deduction item after all. Teacher Shen, tell your students that men always Yes, work is important."

Shen Zhengying's eyes twitched from her smile, "Did you see it?"

"No, Mr. Yang asked someone to tell me about it. I heard that the name is very romantic, why Zixuan is still Zixuan."

Shen Zhengying was completely expressionless, "It's Mingming's girlfriend."

After listening to Mingming so many times, Hu Lai still had to react. Mingming was equal to Jiang Yuming, equal to Shen Zhengying's son. She was stunned for a few seconds, and she smiled even more happily, "Did she love your son?"

"It was my son who accompanied her in the interview."

Hu Lai found it even more funny, "Your son is so considerate, I can't tell."

She doesn't mind that her predecessor's incumbent is in the same company as her, and if she is assigned to work under her as an intern, she won't put on little shoes for her.It was just too funny to be rejected because her boyfriend accompanied her to the interview, and she didn't stop laughing until she got into a taxi with Shen Zhengying after dinner.

His car was sent for maintenance, but Hu Lai didn't want to take the subway, so he took a taxi to take Shen Zhengying back.

The two sat side by side in the back row, Shen Zhengying saw that she was serious during the day, but laughed at night, he felt angry and didn't want to talk to her very much.

After Sunday, they never talked about that kiss, which was beyond Shen Zhengying's expectation. After heaving a sigh of relief, he didn't know whether to continue feeling relieved or confused.

Suddenly, I felt a heat in my hand, and my right hand by my side was held by someone, and my ten fingers gradually crossed and clasped tightly.

Shen Zhengying's heart tightened, and he looked at the people around him.

The colorful street lamps flickered across Hu Lai's young face, his eyebrows were raised anxiously and expectantly.

Without saying a word, it seemed as if he had spoken a thousand words.

Shen Zhengying's throat was dry, and a long-lost sour feeling welled up in his heart.