On the Best Ways to Punish a Playful Ex

Sitting back in the car and fastening the seat belt, Hu Lai felt something was wrong.

Shen Zhengying was just teasing her.

Just like she teases cats in other people's houses, she teases them with a stick, and the cat comes to catch them, and then teases them in another place, but the cats don't catch them.

It's just that she is like a cat, she will scratch people when she is in a hurry.

For example, at this moment, she wanted to scratch Jiang Yuming's face with blood.

How dare he dump her.

How dare you say that she is different from what he thought.

How dare you dump her because of an ordinary little girl.

Isn't she more beautiful, decent, smarter than that little girl?

Do you dare to find someone who is a hundred times stronger than her to cheat on?

Yesterday Zhou Huaiyi said that part of what Jiang Yuming said was correct. She didn't love him, and she didn't necessarily like him.

Hu Lai immediately retorted: "Where can love go in two months, it's not that Lin Daiyu sees Jia Baoyu, even if it is, it's just for tears."

Zhou Huaiyi looked at her, "Loving someone is not judged by the length of time."

Hu Lai was not happy, "You mean it's my fault that I was dumped?"

Zhou Huaiyi surrendered, "I mean we will break up sooner or later, and there is nothing wrong with it earlier."

At this time, Hu Lai didn't feel that Zhou Huaiyi was cursing her. She was already an expert in the matter of breaking up after talking for a few months.She also didn't think Zhou Huaiyi was wrong, she only saw that she was only angry but had no tears, so she knew that affection was limited after all.

However, the son lied to her and dumped her, and the mother refused to add her on WeChat. The knot is getting bigger and bigger.

After getting out of the car and throwing the car interior that Jiang Yuming sent into the nearest trash can, Hu Lai felt that his car was normal, so he opened his phone to check the news.

Singaporean contact person Wang Baobao sent her many messages.

Looking at the time, it should be between classes, and the information without exception is to wake her up.

Is this child stupid? He will definitely turn his mobile phone to silent state during class, so how could he hear her news.

I want a bag: It’s not that I didn’t call you, Mr. Shen said that seeing you sleep so soundly, I want you to sleep a little longer.

Teacher Shen is so considerate?

Bag bag I want bag bag: You actually slept in two classes, you are the reincarnation of sleep god.

I want a bag: I finally believe that you are not a fan of Ms. Shen, who hates students falling asleep in her class the most.

I want a bag: the bell after class didn’t wake you up, warrior, May Bodhisattva BlessU.

The warrior touched his face and laughed out loud.So what if she hates it, she doesn't rely on Teacher Shen's grades, and she is not under the jurisdiction of the school. She is a contemporary gangster who comes and goes without a trace, what Teacher Shen can do to her.

Think about returning a message: Woke up to a salted fish again.Teacher Shen is not as scary as you said, she is quite kind.

The person on the other side seemed to be on the phone, and the reply came immediately.

I want a bag: I'm a black fan.Didn't she ask you to write about sleep experience?Didn't I ask you to write about what dream you had when you fell asleep?Didn't tell you to write a dream mechanism?

Thinking of Teacher Shen's teasing, Hu Lai didn't find it strange at all, it was something that person would do.She no longer feels that Shen Zhengying is earthy, but feels that she is earthy and ghostly.

But Hu Lai told Wang Baobao proudly: None.Teacher Shen kindly waited for her to wake up, and gave her 5 more minutes of sleep at her strong request.

Wang Baobao sent a bursting expression.

I want a bag: I can't, is it possible that Mr. Shen is also a face controler?

This is indirectly saying that she is pretty, and it seems that the little girl is not very blind.

Bags I want bags: I always thought that good-looking people would not care much about other people's looks.

As a good-looking person, Hu Lai told her responsibly that he would not care much, but he would.

But Hu Lai was very curious. Shen Zhengying wore such big glasses that covered most of her face, and she felt dizzy when she looked at it. The little girl was sure she could see what she looked like.

I want a bag: I can't, but!She has a son who is good-looking, and the son looks like his mother, so she must be good-looking.It's just that the glasses are too ghostly, I suspect that they are the same style as Conan, with their own reflective effect.

The two looked at the phone at the same time and laughed for a while, and made an appointment to talk again in class next time, before Hu Lai concentrated on driving home.

No matter whether you go to the next class or not, you have to do your homework first.

How to approach/pursue/seduce/seduce divorced older women with children, the well-known national service provider Bainiao Club may have the answer. After hearing that the limelight has passed, it will reopen at a new location.But Hu Lai didn't know the relevant professionals. Looking through the address book, there were a few fun-loving people who could be consulted, but he didn't know them well enough, so he might not get an ideal answer if he asked rashly.

Hu Lai was quite troubled.

When she was 25 years old, she never pursued others, neither men nor women.

Her love model is very simple: when someone falls in love with her, the other party confesses her love, but she doesn't like the other party, she immediately refuses, and she won't give any room for change.Look at each other pleasing to the eye, if you have fun together, get along and see, basically break up within two months, the longest one is no more than half a year.

Reasons for breaking up are ridiculous:

The first time we broke up was because we watched "Inception" together, and the other party always said how brain-intensive the movie was, and insisted on explaining it to her.

Talking in the movie theater is already very immoral, and I insist on explaining to her.

Burn a woolen brain, burn your brain, only the brain capacity of a sparrow can burn your brain at every turn.

The relationship is over before the movie is over.The ending process is more dramatic.She repeatedly told the boy to shut up, but the boy refused to listen. A little girl in the front row protested, but the boy even cursed at him.

Hu Lai couldn't take it anymore, poured a glass of Coke on the boy's head without saying a word, and dunked a bucket of popcorn.She was also afraid that people would react and retaliate against her, so she ran away immediately after she finished her feat, and when she reached the door, she heard several applause.

Afterwards, I told my friends that after being persuaded by others, don't be so impulsive, and keep a line in life, so that we can meet each other in the future.

Thinking about the boy scolding her in the circle of friends for a full month, which was longer than the time they had been together, Hu Lai decided to break up in the future and try not to do anything if he can.

The second breakup was also very funny. The two went on a date to go to the art exhibition, but the other party obviously didn't understand anything, and wanted to give her some popular science.She didn't want to be like other little girls, she responded with a smirk, lowered her face and refuted several times, so the other party was not happy.Although he apologized afterwards, he vaguely blamed her for not showing face.

I'm sorry, not only do you not want to give face, but she also doesn't want to give it.

The third one is an older man who is good at sliding doors and is personable. It didn't take long for Hu Lai to discover that the other party's demeanor value is all based on the skill of sliding doors.It is said that he is a fan of the military and loves to brag about wars every day. In his eyes, our army should dominate the world and enter the universe, and he is also homophobic.

Break up, break up, break up all.

In conclusion, she doesn't want to play dumb or listen to bragging.

Falling in love is to have someone to play with, to have fun, not to listen to idiots talking about politics, society, politics, economy, history and culture. You must understand that she can't read books by herself and learn by herself.

Later, it was Zhou Huaiyi who asked her: "You don't have physical contact with people, and you don't communicate with people mentally, and you don't even want to chat with people. What do you usually do when you're in love?"

"Watching movies, visiting exhibitions and eating, and occasionally shopping. Later, I found that going to movies and exhibitions with men is not as good as going by myself. Later, I only had dinner on dates."

"What about travel?"

"Traveling with men, they will default that you want to sleep with them. I'm not interested. Besides, traveling is just eating, drinking, and staying in hotels. It's boring."

Zhou Huaiyi almost burst out laughing, that is, the night talk after overtime, the small sampan of the two people's friendship has risen.

At that time, Hu Lai was a little unhappy, "What are you laughing at, I don't ask people to buy things for me, and I don't like to take advantage of people when I eat, basically once per person. Where can I find such a good love partner?"

After a long pause, the training met Xiao Xianrou, who was younger than her, a graduate student, and was still studying. She thought it shouldn't be so greasy, but in the end she dumped her and even gave her a cuckold.

Just think about it and rub the fire.

During that whole week, when he had some free time, Hu Lai studied PUA, Soo Liang Dafa, and Zhiren Dafa on the Internet.Every time she sees that she is impatient and wants to give up, she will be inspired by the little green Jiang Yuming gave her.

Hu Lai still went to that class on Saturday night.

She ate dinner at her parents' house and hurried out. Before class, in order to refresh her mind, she specially drank a cup of strong clear coffee, and prepared mint ointment and refreshing nose.

This time Wang Baobao reserved a seat for her, sitting in the first row in front of the podium, she could see Shen Zhengying when she looked up.

When the time came, Shen Zhengying slowly appeared.

The same navy blue long shirt and linen trousers are crumpled, the braids are loosely tied, and several small strands of hair are scattered outside in a mess.

I also inserted a USB flash drive to read PPT, and there was no ups and downs in the tone.

The face is also not real, but under the frame mirror, it is a rather gentle and delicate face.The most obvious thing is her chin, not the kind of sharp chin that Hu Lai is most afraid of resting on someone's shoulder, which can unfortunately cut someone's throat.

Round, smooth, and delicate skin.

Hu Lai... Hu Lai fell asleep looking at her chin.

This time she lasted 5 minutes longer.

Shen Zhengying watched her staring at her neck one second, then her eyes gradually lost focus and fell asleep the next second, almost laughing like other students.

But she still secretly recorded the time when Hu Lai fell asleep on her mobile phone.

When everyone left after class, Shen Zhengying didn't need to ask, and took the initiative to sacrifice the magic weapon of screaming chicken to wake people up.

Hu Lai rubbed his eyes, realized the tragic reality of falling asleep again, and blurted out, "Damn, Wang Baobao, you are a villain, don't call me."

It was Shen Zhengying's cool voice that answered her.

"It's not dawn, the rooster is not crowing, how can Wang Baobao wake you up."

Hu Lai blushed suddenly.A week has passed, how can I still remember this.

"Pick up your things quickly when you wake up, don't miss the janitor getting off work."

After Hu Lai finished sorting things in twos and twos, Shen Zhengying checked whether the windows were closed before turning off the lights in the classroom.

"Let's go," she said.

It's just two words, but Hu Lai can hear some charm, which is completely different from the stereotyped tone in the lecture.

"You speak normally now. Why is it like studying in class with mechanically synthesized voices? It's so hypnotic."

Shen Zhengying glanced at her, "You still come to hypnotize, are you really here to treat insomnia?"

"No, I'm sorry, I couldn't hold back." Hu Lai's skin was not thick enough, and he explained to himself, "I don't usually fall asleep during conferences. I even drank coffee before class. "

Met a red guy.

Shen Zhengying curled his lips, "Go back early when you wake up, pay attention to safety."

Today she deliberately took a different path from last week. Hu Lai didn't care, and followed her aside, asking her out of her mind, "Mr. Shen, you must be the CV, right?"

Shen Zhengying paused, she knew about the CV, voice actors, they wouldn't be interpreted as a resume like ordinary people.Her hypnotic voice can still be used as a CV.

"I'm afraid that people will find out that you are a teacher who has acted in an intimate scene, so it's not good, so just change your tone of voice."

It had been a long time since I had seen such a wonderful student, Shen Zhengying was a little speechless.

"Student, what are you doing with me? I can't help you with your problem."

"No, no, Teacher Shen, you can help me with my problem." Hu Lai shook his phone, "Add a WeChat account. Teacher Shen, please add a WeChat account. You will not lose money if you add it."

With a flick of her hand, the phone turned on, and several messages from Wang Baobao were displayed on the screen.

I want a bag: why are you falling asleep again?

I want a bag: My God, Mr. Shen is laughing.

I want a bag: Sister, I tried my best, Teacher Shen told me not to call you.

I want a bag: Sister, just saw Mr. Shen's lens flashing, Conan's sense of sight.I think...you are going to be bad.