On the Best Ways to Punish a Playful Ex

If it wasn't for Shen Zhengying's obstruction, Jiang Yuming would have been so angry that he would have rushed out to arrest him and beat him up.

"Mom, this woman is full of foul language."

"She's angry."

"What's there for her to be angry? You can curse people when you are angry? Listen to that, it's not like what people say. People can't be judged by appearances."

"I'm mad at you for talking about her, and mad at you for coming back suddenly."

"I said what's wrong with her. She doesn't have many ex-boyfriends. Besides, I'm your son and I can't go back to my own home." He was angry because he was okay.

"How can you say someone's ex-boyfriend is a stray dog? It's plausible. Don't forget that you are also one of them."

At the critical moment, Shen Zhengying could still maintain good logic, Jiang Yuming was speechless. "Mom, why do you always speak for her! She scolds you, scolds you. Don't be angry with such vulgar and ugly words." He was about to die of anger.

"The original intention of cursing is to express anger. She is so angry that she doesn't choose what to say. There is no need to care about what you say when you are angry."

God, do you know what the fuck you're talking about?The original intention of cursing is to express anger, so there is no need to care about it.That woman was so angry that she couldn't choose what to say, so blame him? !

His mother is crazy, completely crazy, crazy by that woman.

Jiang Yuming felt that he needed to wake up his mother, so he said what he didn't intend to say.

"I found someone to find out, she has premeditated approach to you. You like women is your private matter, I need time to accept, but Hu Lai!!! This woman has no good intentions, she is a scum!!! If you can't beat women, I really want to..."

"Obviously, you made a mistake. The one with bad intentions is your mother."

After saying this, Shen Zhengying's tears fell suddenly, and she reached out to wipe her tears, but she couldn't stop wiping her tears.So she sniffed and asked her son crying, "Don't talk about me, why did you come back? Something happened at school? Did you cause trouble?"

Facing a series of concerned questions, Jiang Yuming couldn't answer them.

If it was a thunderstorm to find out that his mother was getting along with Hu Lai, then the fact that his mother was crying at this moment is definitely a thunderbolt.

His mother can't do anything to her natal family, but she is definitely not a weak woman who whines all day long, she can be happy when she should be happy, and make a decision when she should be.He didn't cry or make trouble when he found out that his father had a lover, and he didn't cry when he was raised by himself without anyone intervening.The mother and son depend on each other for life, and the family is not rich and powerful, and everything is worry-free, there are always various things that don't go well.Except for being entrapped by a mental illness in school a few years ago, his mother only shed her tears in other people's stories like movies and games.She also avoids him when she tears, preventing him from seeing his sensitive and vulnerable side.

From the moment Christmas accidentally crashed, Shen Zhengying could feel unhappy.He thought she was angry with him, Hu Lai, and himself, but he didn't expect that she was sad about being separated from Hu Lai.Even if he hates Hu Lai now, Jiang Yuming has to admit that this woman is not only good-looking, but also charming in her behavior. It is normal for his mother to be reluctant to part with her, but she is sad...to the point of crying, which is beyond his imagination. .

At this time, how could he tell that he went home to chase people away, Jiang Yuming could only scratch his head and said, "I'll come back to get things."

I don't know if Shen Zhengying believed it or not, so he nodded, sobbing and said, "It's fine if you didn't cause trouble. Don't forget to have dinner with grandma and grandpa at noon on the [-]nd." After saying that, she was about to go back to her room.

"Mom." Jiang Yuming called her from behind, "You are the scum, why are you harboring ill intentions towards that woman?"

Could it be that his mother, in the face of Hu Lai's deliberate approach, went along with the flow and lied to her?

Shen Zhengying didn't answer, but after thinking about it, she felt tears welling up, "In short, she didn't do anything bad. If you see her in the future, don't be so fierce to her...it's all my fault."

This appearance of wanting to speak and tears first, thinking of the scene he saw last time, Jiang Yuming's heart set off a storm.

My dear mother, should I really give up on Hu Lai's tricks?

What can you say as a son?

Jiang Yuming silently turned his attention to the meal on the second.

As he got older, he couldn't stand going to his grandmother's house for dinner with his mother.As soon as he stepped into the door of that house, the old smell came over his face, the topic was the same, they talked and talked, their lips were not blistered, and his ears were almost callused.If he could, he would rather eat from the cafeteria, eat takeaway, or eat the food he cooked than the food from his grandmother's house.

As for grandparents, Jiang Yuming was not close either.Shen Zhengying never stopped him from going there, nor did he stop him from going out with his father, never spoke ill of his father, and even encouraged father and son to get along.But since the day he found out his father was cheating, his relationship with Jiang Bo has plummeted.It is said that it is easy for a son to sympathize with his father. After all, they are both men, have the same physical basis, and can understand each other.

He doesn't understand, and doesn't want to understand.

Every child fantasizes that his parents love each other, and he is the crystallization of love.At least in Jiang Yuming's view, his parents seldom quarrel, and Shen Zhengying will not mutter all day long like other mothers. Although cooking is not as good as the aunt in the cafeteria, she is usually busy with many things of her own and cannot accompany her all day, but overall she is a good person. good enough mother.Jiang Bo started to work in college earlier than Shen Zhengying, and he often went out to give lectures. His family conditions were actually pretty good. Even though his parents didn't have the crooked relationship between men and women that they saw on TV, at least they respected each other and got along harmoniously.

Who would have thought that the price of harmony would be that Jiang Bo's colorful flags fluttered outside while the red flags at home did not fall.

Seeing Jiang Bo rubbing and hugging the smeared young goblin with his own eyes broke Jiang Yuming's fantasy.Jiang Bo told him not to tell Shen Zhengying, and promised to buy him snacks, toys and pocket money, but he didn't listen, and told Shen Zhengying the same thing.

He still remembered that when he came home that day, Shen Zhengying was reading a book in his room, listening to him crying and talking about what he saw, from smiling to silent.Then she told him that she knew, no matter what, Jiang Bo was his father and loved him.The parents' affairs are handled by the parents themselves, and he only needs to be responsible for eating, playing, playing and studying.

Later, Jiang Bo apologized and made an oath, Shen Zhengying insisted on divorce, and he lived with Shen Zhengying.

It was only after Jiang Yuming grew up that he realized that Shen Zhengying had noticed this matter earlier than him, and that he went to Jiang Bo casually at the beginning, probably because he hadn't thought about how to deal with it.But when the matter developed to be seen by her son, she had to make a choice to protect him.

Jiang Yuming didn't know whether his father's cheating made his mother lose confidence in men, or whether her mother had no interest in men, or whether Hu Lai was too charming and coaxed his mother into fascination.But if he said he was a scumbag, he would not believe it 1 times.

Scum needs time, energy and means. His mother, the good teacher of the people and the experienced house girl Shen Zhengying, has the time and energy but does not have the means.You won't use the greasy old man's tricks, talk to Hu Lai about life, talk about getting someone to bed in the future.

Jiang Yuming didn't want to think about it.

Deep down in his heart, he knew that he had resentment towards Shen Zhengying and anger towards Hu Lai.

Hu Lai knew that he had a good relationship with his mother, so he deliberately robbed him of his mother.He didn't believe that Hu Lai had no revenge or other bad intentions at the beginning.Hu Lai is not easy to deceive, maybe he saw through his excuse for breaking up from the very beginning, and waited for him with a big move.He doesn't know how she and his mother developed to that point.All he knew was that the woman looked at him differently from other people.There was light in his eyes, the light he expected but never got.

What the hell, knowing that Hu Lai is his ex and still dating her...!

He wondered if his mother hesitated when she found out about this relationship.Did you think about him when you were happily dating Hu Lai?Or that it didn't matter to her at all.

Jealousy, possessiveness!Oh, and the fuck asked him if he had any pics of his ex-girlfriend!

"What's the matter?"

Witnessed his father cheating in childhood, and witnessed his mother coming out of the closet when he grew up.Jiang Yuming felt that his eyes were comparable to titanium krypton gold dog eyes.

Buddha.

The second day of the new year is Saturday. Fortunately, this time the relatives ate in a local restaurant outside. The family of three including grandpa, grandmother, and uncle Shen Zhenghui, plus their mother and son, could fit into a table. Shen Zhenghui specially reserved a small private room.

Before going out, Shen Zhengying specially took care of him, aunt Qian Qingzai, if she said something he didn't like to hear, eat more and talk less.

"I am for you, not for myself."

It's not speculative, and every time he hears Qian Qing talking about Shen Zhengying, Jiang Yuming wants to turn over the table and beat this woman up.He couldn't figure it out, every time he was unhappy, he had to endure it and even had a family reunion.

"After all, she..."

"Okay, okay, I see. After all, she is an aunt, an uncle's wife, and a grandparent after all. After all, it's all after all."

"Obviously, you haven't been on the right track lately. If I say one sentence, you're worth ten. It means you're rebellious again."

After a day and a night of adjustments, Shen Zhengying did not see any abnormality on her face, her voice was calm, her expression was calm, no one could have imagined that just the night before last she burst into tears for a little girl.

"Mom, rebellion means trying to find yourself. I agree with everything, which means that I am not a respondent, but a person with independent thinking. You should be happy."

"Why are you talking to Hu..." Almost blurted out that his son was in the same tone as Hu Lai's pretentious words, Shen Zhengying braked in time, "You should be an answerer."

Walking into the restaurant and seeing Qian Qing's face, Jiang Yuming also thought of Hu Lai.

He mentioned to Hu Lai that he wanted to beat up his aunt, but because the person was a relative and a woman, he couldn't do it.

What did Hu Lai say at that time?A man doesn't stick to trifles, some people just need to be beaten up, if you don't beat her family up, I'm sorry.The big deal is to put a sack on it, so you can't see the other party and just start.Some people said this to please the other party intentionally, but Hu Lai really felt that Qian Qing deserved to be beaten.At that time, I felt that Hu Lai had a clear love and hate, and he didn't stick to the world. I didn't expect the bones to be so strange.

Restaurants in Shanghai are always crowded. Except when the new crown was raging, everyone consciously reduced eating out and kept social distance. Once the ban is lifted, the flow of people will soon resume.Especially after the new crown, the disinfection procedures for inviting people to be guests at home are too complicated: do you need to change your coat after washing your hands and spraying your shoes, and whether you are allowed to enter the room?To avoid trouble, we will meet at the hotel.

The mother and son arrived at the restaurant at exactly 11:30 noon. There were already several tables seated in the restaurant.

Amidst the din of voices, I suddenly heard someone calling: "Come, come, come."

Shen Zhengying was shocked all over, and suddenly looked at the person, but only saw the mother with the child, the daughter with the old man, and the waiters from one table to the other, there was no little girl named Hu Lailai.

I can't tell whether I'm disappointed or happy, I can only laugh secretly at my auditory hallucinations.

Jiang Yuming always pays attention to his mother's emotions, and he naturally sees this surprise, joy and loneliness.

In an instant, because of one word, he went from being excited to depressed, and the name he almost said just now... If this is not like, the few loves he has talked about seem like farts.Whether it is him or the other party, no one will be emotionally ups and downs in just a few seconds like his mother, as if they have lived a lifetime.

But if you really like each other, why did you suddenly say you have to separate?

That time will never be a breakup.

Even if it is a novel or movie, it will not write about breaking up because the son finds out, unless the son cries, makes trouble and hangs himself.

He scolded a few words at most, and was immediately scolded back by Hu Lai viciously.His mother thought it was his fault first.

To say that his mother can't face it.He, too, thinks about that scene like having caterpillars crawling over his arm with goosebumps.

Is it really because of yourself?Jiang Yuming couldn't help sighing.

Shen Zhengying came back to her senses, thinking that he was sighing and worrying about the meal, so she patted him on the shoulder and said, "It's just a meal, not the execution ground. Come on, have a laugh."

Jiang Yuming gave her a bitter face.

The New Year's Day holiday is on the weekend again, and relatives and relatives who can only post emojis in WeChat groups meet again because of the lack of movement due to the new crown.

The beginning of the new year starts with a reunion dinner, and Hu Lai’s is no exception.Yesterday was Wang Fangyuan's family's two tables, and today it was Hu Yue's family's two tables. The New Year's Day meal felt like a Chinese New Year meal.

These days, Hu Lai has devoted himself to the lingering love-hate relationship with Shen Zhengying. He is usually busy with work and goes home less often than before.

Wang Fangyuan and Hu Yue conspired in private, thinking that she was still angry about the last blind date.

Wang Fangyuan was not happy, "Your daughter has hated me for so long because of the blind date. Is it because she has grown up or her wings have grown hard, so she can stop being angry with her mother."

Hu Yue coaxed his wife to speak for Hu Lai: "Fangqin also said that she is busy with work. There are many things at the end of the year, and she is very career-oriented. Although I am not willing to part with it, my daughter has grown up anyway. And what happened last time , she was very reluctant in the first place, and only met for you. I didn't say that, the quality is too bad. Boys and children are ordinary, not to mention that they can't be picked out from the pile of dummy, let alone the pile of dummy. This mother It’s so bad, who can bear it.”

"I didn't think so either."

"Children have their own ideas when they grow up. You heard it last time. She doesn't seem to want to have children. If you don't want children, there is no point in getting married. It's not that I think my daughter is good. Marriage is not something that happens anytime and anywhere. .Now it’s different from before. Promising little girls don’t find boyfriends. Boys and children can’t.”

"Understood, I understand." I don't know what ecstasy soup Hu Lai poured into Hu Yue. After the blind date, she whispered it in her ear every day. Wang Fangyuan was almost annoyed by her husband to death. "You only think about your daughter, I don't think about her, she is your own."

"Your own, your own." Hu Yue chuckled, "I'm not that capable."

Relatives eat together, talk about politics, make money, talk about children's education, marriage, and compare and flatter each other by the way, basically without exception.

Like many younger generations, Hu Lai is not interested in every topic.Unlike the children of relatives who are compared as tool people, she is considered lucky.Hu Yue and Wang Fangyuan didn't like to show off and flatter their children. At most, they said that she was busy with work and wouldn't have too many complaints.

If you really want to complain, there is no need to complain to others.

Hu Yue and Wang Fangyuan are neither far nor close to their family members, they don’t have much contact with relatives and children, and Hu Lai is not close to them. They chat and laugh casually, eat, drink, and check their mobile phones, and complete the task as a cutscene.

From time to time, the absurd but real thoughts of relatives floated in my ears.

The left ear is that the cousin wants the sister-in-law to have a second child, but the sister-in-law refuses, so the cousin mobilizes the lady, aunt, and sisters to persuade her.

The cousin drank two glasses of wine, his face was red and his neck was thick, and he called for solidarity by name, and asked the first few, some of them persuaded to give birth and some persuaded others to give birth.When I clicked on Hu Lai, Hu Lai said: "Matters between husband and wife should be discussed between husband and wife, and others have no right to intervene."

The cousin insisted, "I'll give you this qualification today." His posture was as bold as if he wanted to give her 100 million in cash.

Hu Lai was unhappy, smiled lightly, glanced at his cousin who was also frowning unhappy, and said, "You drink too much, you should eat something."

"It's only two cups, not much. Come on, tell me, I want you to tell me what you young girls think."

"You really want me to tell?"

"Yes, I want you to tell me."

"You asked me to say it. Don't blame me if you don't like it." Pretending to be a little girl, Hu Lai said, "No, let's pull the hook first, so that you won't complain to my mother and let her scold you I."

The cousin acted like a baby, and the cousin laughed, "A man is as good as he is."

Hu Lai let out a sound in his heart, and opened his mouth to say, "We young girls feel that going on a blind date with a man these days is a fatal risk, getting married is purely courting death, and having a child is just courting death. Don't talk about having a second child, I would also like to have a first child." No. Is it because the work is not interesting enough, making money is not fun, the game is not fun, or the idol is not handsome enough, and the sisters are not good-looking enough. It’s okay to get married and have children. It’s a coincidence that it’s on social news. If you’re lucky, you can mix it with popular searches, character If you break out, you can get divorced alive, or you can only talk about it in the next life. You say, what to do if you have this life, change to another if you are not interested in work, find another if you are not interested, everything else is fake, at least the salary is your own, happy It’s also my own. Of course, this is our young girl’s idea. Let me tell you, whoever contributes, who sacrifices, who has the final say in childbirth, brother, what do you think.”

The words made the people at the two tables look at her in unison, several smiles froze on their faces, neither smiling nor not smiling.

Hu Yue and Wang Fangyuan looked at each other and thought, "Oh, hello, it's terrible, it's terrible, my good girl is going to heaven."

When Wang Fangyuan heard Hu Lai's cousin asking questions, he felt that he was thirteen o'clock. Later, she had to pretend to be crazy to ask Hu Lai to answer. She was not very happy, and this meal was Hu Yue's home game, so she was happy to let her daughter play. .Anyway, it was thirteen o'clock to ask for it.

As for Hu Yue, who is crazy about his daughter, he felt that her daughter's failure to go home was indeed a sequelae of a blind date. After thinking about it, her words sounded extreme, and they really made sense, so she didn't say anything.

No one smoothed things over, the cousin looked ugly, forced a smile and said: "Come on, you are too pessimistic, you have to think on the bright side."

Hu Lai smiled slightly, "Brother, don't blame me, you insisted on me. Alright, you drink yours, I'll go to the bathroom."

If it wasn't for the face of her parents, she would have greeted this stupid cousin's family with rude words.

After walking out of the private room, Hu Lai's face darkened, and he walked indifferently through the corridor towards the bathroom.Every private room is repeating the same content, persuading people to drink and laughing, just like the place where she came out.

Liveliness, laughter, all belong to others.

After passing the relatively silent private room at the front end of the corridor, Hu Lai subconsciously glanced inside the door, and a sideways movement attracted all her eyes.

She could recognize it even when it turned into ashes, and there would be no one else except Shen Zhengying.

The blood in his whole body seemed to be coagulated together, and it seemed to be boiling to the top in an instant.

She felt cold and hot.

When he came out of Shen Zhengying's house that day, Hu Lai was so angry that he wished he could immediately buy a bundle of firecrackers with five thousand firecrackers and throw them into Shen Zhengying's mailbox to explode.After sleeping, I felt that I scolded too much. At that time, I just said it casually. I didn't think of other meanings. Looking back afterwards, it can be said that it was not unpleasant.After all, Shen Zhengying was Jiang Yuming's biological mother.

She wanted to apologize, but felt it was unnecessary, and she was determined to break it off with her, so why should she post it.

I thought that I would not see Shen Zhengying for a long time, but I didn't expect to see her again within two days.

Saying that there is a fate, I always feel short of breath everywhere, and saying that there is no fate, but I can meet in an inexplicable place.How many restaurants are there in Shanghai? It's a coincidence that I can meet them by chance like this.

The atmosphere in the private room was not good, and Hu Lai could feel it, it was embarrassing and about to quarrel.

With a glance inside, one can roughly tell who is at the dinner table: old-fashioned parents, big brother, bitch sister-in-law, cowardly nephew, and son of a bitch—all thanks to Jiang Yuming's occasional complaints, scolding all the most important ones at his mother's family over again.

The private rooms are all board partitions, and the sound insulation effect is almost nonexistent. Shen Zhengying's private room is in the first room, which is convenient for hiding.So he found a place outside where he could hear the conversation inside. Hu Lai stretched out his ears and used some meditation techniques to give full play to his sense of hearing and listen to the wall with all his heart.

The female voice was shrill and piercing: "Zhengying, the professor I introduced to you last time is so good, you don't want it, but now he is married. I'm not talking about you. Are your requirements a bit high? The professor thinks he's old. , the boss thinks that he is uneducated...it makes it difficult for me to be a human being."

As soon as the woman opened her mouth, Hu Lai wanted to hit her head with the oily hoof that the waiter brought in.Three sentences are inseparable from the profession, no wonder Jiang Yuming wanted to hit someone when he mentioned his aunt, and she wanted to too.

Then someone said a few words, the voice was so low that Hu Lai couldn't hear clearly.

The jazzed female voice said again: "I'm also doing it for your own good. You are so old, you are divorced and you have a son, the conditions are not very good, and you are not very competitive in the marriage market..."

Hu Lai jumped violently, and Jiang Yuming also jumped violently.

"Don't say my mother didn't want you to work hard, my mother's conditions are not good. A young, beautiful and rich boy in her twenties still falls in love with her. Look at you, you have to introduce some shitty garbage and greasy man."

"I'm introducing a man who is going to get married. Is the little man willing to get married?" Qian Qing looked in disbelief.

"Why don't you get married, crying and begging. Besides, who always thinks about getting married these days, no one wants to get married every day. If you want me to say, my mother would rather find a young man to marry than a trash... …Man! Auntie, you always say to introduce to my mother. You are the one who decides what to introduce. Who wants it? I think you want it. If you want it, go by yourself. Don’t make me and my mother. shield."

"Shen Zhengying! How did you teach your son to talk to elders like this? Where did you learn it? He's still a graduate student, so he's going to die." Qian Qingqi said, "That's why I often tell our family, Shen Rui, that you must not find a single parent when looking for a partner. Family, lack of father and mother is not good!"

"Auntie, you not only have parents, but also parents-in-law, husband and son, why do you need them so much every day?"

After that, there was the sound of smashing cups, knocking bowls, pinging, pinging and bangling.

Hu Lai laughed out loud when she heard it outside. The waitress of the night shift didn't know what was going on, so she rushed into the private room to find out what happened, and she took advantage of the chaos to go to the bathroom.

After going to the bathroom and washing his hands, Hu Lai looked at himself in the mirror and sighed, "What the hell did you do? It was necessary. What kind of life do you have? Such parents, such sister-in-law... you in the end……"

Suddenly a startled face appeared in the mirror, and Shen Zhengying, who came out to breathe, pushed the door open and entered.

The two looked at each other in the mirror, but they hadn't seen each other for a day, and their eyes seemed to pass through thousands of years.