On the Best Ways to Punish a Playful Ex

Jiang Yuming laughed, "Why didn't I realize that you love to swear so much before, and swear words all over the place. You know, my mother used to ask my mother to write a self-criticism when her students sweared."

"I fell asleep several times in your mother's class. She asked me to write a self-criticism, five thousand words..." Thinking of the time when we first met, Hu Lai smiled. It was quite peaceful, and I leaned back in the chair.

I hadn't noticed much before, but at a closer look, the mother and child are mother and child, and their facial features are still somewhat similar.

Shen Zhengying's sullenness retreated to Jiang Yuming, which turned into Ming Sao Mingjian.

"What on earth did you ask me to come out with? Where's your little girlfriend? Are you done? Didn't you tell her that your unfounded friend is your mother?"

"Temporary appeasement, let's believe it." Jiang Yuming pushed the American style, "Aren't you going to pour water?"

"Fuck your sister." Hu Lai seriously suspected that Jiang Yuming's asking her out was purely for scolding.

Hearing that she changed from your mother to your younger sister, Jiang Yuming laughed again, "You don't want me to drink it. Hey, this latte is yours."

When I was with Jiang Yuming back then, it was also because he was always good-tempered when he was good-tempered, just like now, no matter how anxious or angry he was, he would slowly dissolve him with his soft words.

Hu Lai glanced at him suspiciously, "You don't want to say that you and your mother are biological mother and child anyway, and you are her after all. Let me start over with you."

Jiang Yuming almost spit out. "Hu Lai, can your face be bigger? Can your skin be thicker?"

"The face can be big, but the skin can't be thick. Haven't you seen that my skin can be broken. Well, you scolded me and I scolded you. We are even. As for the part that accidentally hurt your mother, last time I apologized to her when I saw her. You have to speak straight, don't pretend to be acting."

"Apologize to my mother? She didn't blame you, she said one by one: she was also angry, she was angry, she was just so angry that she couldn't choose what to say." With a half-truth, Jiang Yuming said, "Hu Lai, I You know a little bit about the situation at home. To be honest, I never thought that you and my mother would have anything to do with it. "

"Who would have thought."

If you think of... Forget it, if you think of her, you won't believe in evil.

"So, what's going on with you and my mother?"

Speaking of Shen Zhengying, Hu Lai was still irritable, "Ask your mother about your mother."

"She refused to say. What I care about is why it seems that you care about her and she cares about you, and you have to separate and feel sad. Is it because of me?"

"I think it's because of you, at least it's easier to solve this way. Unfortunately, you are not that important."

"Why?" Jiang Yuming really couldn't understand this time.

He and Hu Lai belong to the same generation. In his opinion, if you like it, you can stay together, and if you don't like it, you can separate. Apart from safety measures, there are not many moral constraints.It is true that the parents are separated, and both sides are quite open-minded, and the family has experienced some wind and rain, but there is nothing special for him to worry about.He grew up well, was smart, and studied well. He was still a boy, and he was also the child of a teacher. The pressure his mother had endured was completely incomparable.

Hu Lai looked at him, "Your mother, she told you, I can say, she didn't tell you, I can't tell you against her will. Actually, it's not difficult to guess, Jiang Yuming, you are a smart person, and It's professional, and it won't go unnoticed."

"So the ultimate reason is the internal cause? It's still with the original family... Fuck!" Thinking of his mother's original family, Jiang Yuming couldn't help but explode.

After the dinner broke up on New Year's Day, Shen Zhengying tried to call back to repair the relationship and at the same time express his position.The old man and the old lady were fine, they were completely on Qian Qing's side, accusing his mother of not knowing what is good and bad, and saying that his son can't do without a father by his side, it depends on how his mother educates him.

Jiang Yuming was sweating for those students who still wanted to educate the next generation with such moldy thoughts.Fortunately, his mother was enlightened, and didn't go back to be angry with those old people.

"But but but, my mother is an associate professor in the Department of Psychology."

"Your mother teaches mental health education for primary and middle school students. Besides, psychiatrists don't have any psychological problems? Consultants can do it all? The deputy dean of the School of Psychology at N University thinks that checking his son's mobile phone information is justified. "Jiang Yuming, we all came here with problems, and those who have no problems are Bodhisattvas."

"But my mother is already resisting. The day she met you on New Year's Day, she opposed her grandpa and grandma for the first time in her life. Hey, it's been almost a month, and the old man is still angry. I can't see it until the New Year."

"Hey, your grandpa and grandma are really teachers? What do you teach?"

"One teaches Chinese and the other teaches mathematics. It's like a junior high school teacher. What about teachers? Teachers are just a job. They receive red envelopes and punish them with food and dishes. There are not many well-dressed and beastly teachers?"

"That's right. There's also a maniac about dick, always saying that little girls are not as good as boys in science, and boys just don't work hard. If you work hard, your grades will definitely go up. Hey, by the way, you suddenly like to ask people to spill your coffee. Did your aunt finish it?" A new sexual fetish that came after soup."

"Screw you."

Since the problem was with his mother, it was inconvenient for Jiang Yuming to complain on behalf of his mother. He only mentioned a few words occasionally, and then pretended to be a slip of the tongue and shut up.

Hu Lai directly said that his acting skills were exaggerated and too deliberate.

Exaggeration is exaggeration, and deliberation is deliberation. Someone is willing to be fooled.

Jiang Yuming came with questions, and went back with questions. Thanks to the old man, the old lady, and the brain-dead aunt, he and Hu Lai barely reached a settlement.

The next time we meet by chance, there is no need to point at the other person's nose and swear at each other to the extent of reconciliation.

The time soon came to Saturday, the day of junior high school reunion, dinner in the evening, singing in the afternoon, standard gathering items for the three generations of old, middle and young.

Before Shen Zhengying set off, he was still picking out clothes in the closet, this one was not good, and neither was that one.

Jiang Yuming couldn't help laughing at his mother while eating strawberries.

"Your clothes are similar, as long as you don't wear to school. Hey, wait a minute, I heard that class reunions are hotbeds for love, Mom, you'd better wear a sack and put on your glasses. Who can tell from the appearance If you find your beauty next time, you will think about him again. That person is either Sun Wukong with piercing eyes or your one-in-a-kind true love."

"Go eat your strawberries. Make up with your girlfriend. Why do boys talk so much?" Shen Zhengying turned and gave him a white look.

What's wrong with her wearing a sack? Isn't it to save trouble, and it's not like no one sees the essence through the phenomenon.

But it's not one in a million, Shen Zhengying thinks she is the only one.

The world can not reach.

"Mom, you see that you are stereotyped again. I am very good, so I don't know if you are good? Oh, I know, you are good."

"Obviously, didn't you pass puberty early? Oh, I know, a man is a teenager until he dies, and he has always been in puberty."

Jiang Yuming laughed loudly, and immediately let go of half of his heart.His mother's ability to joke means that most of it is normal, and the remaining half can only be healed by time and distance.Sending Shen Zhengying, who had finally tidied up, to the door, Jiang Yuming said earnestly: "Mom, you, you can be with whoever you want, no matter who it is, and you don't need to care what others think. I'll just need some time to get used to it. If I fancy an old classmate today..."

"Stop, stop, obviously, don't learn from your aunt if you have nothing to do." It was not that she was not moved, but Shen Zhengying couldn't stop listening, and she was about to cry again.

"Okay, call me when you get home late at night, and I'll pick you up."

"it is good."

Shen Zhengying returned a glance full of emotions, and thousands of emotions surged in his chest along the way.

Relief, sadness, self-blame, uneasiness, anticipation... For a moment I thought of the young Xie Yaran, for a moment I thought of Hu Lai, for a moment I thought of the indifferent and stern faces of my parents and the little girl who was scolded and cried by her mother.

In the sweltering subway, she was almost breathless.

Shen Zhengying is not interested in singing, this time she participated in the gathering only to meet Xie Yaran, not knowing what her temperament and hobbies will be like 30 years later, so she deliberately picked a time when the singing was about to end.When she got to the entrance of the KTV, her WeChat account was full of messages from Lin Fangqin urging her to go quickly.

After hesitating at the door for a while, Shen Zhengying finally mustered up the courage to find the room number Lin Fangqin gave her.

There were a dozen or so people sitting in the huge room, men and women, sitting around in several stalls. When they saw her enter the door, they chattered loudly and made everyone stop what they had just done and look at the door.

The eyes of each other guessing who the other is is intertwined, Shen Zhengying wished he could disappear on the spot.Looking at all the strangers in the past, it is said that 45 years old is only the age of middle-aged people. Some of those people have been shaved by the butcher's knife of time. If she didn't see Lin Fangqin's familiar face, she would have doubted herself Wrong room.

After a brief pause, a bald man called out, "Oh my god, who is this? He's from our class."

Shen Zhengying recognized him by the light. The big king in the class took pleasure in bullying girls all day long. He once caught earthworms and threw them on her.His brother was in her mother's class, and when her mother criticized him for something, they bullied her, calling it "mother's debt repayment".

I thought that time has changed and time will take away people's bad memories, but you see, I still remember the thing of being bullied clearly.

Another bald man booed: "Does she look familiar? She's a beautiful woman. There are beautiful women in our class? Old Shen, is there a beautiful woman in our class?"

Shen Zhengying also recognized this.

The monitor at the time, with good grades and a sweet mouth, was widely loved by teachers.When she was a child, Shen Zhengying felt that he was two-faced, either he didn't take people very seriously, or he was glib when talking to people.Unexpectedly, after so many years, this person began to become greasy.

what is it call?The country is easy to change, but the nature is hard to change.

But why is this man so fat, his whole body seems to be deformed, even if he is sitting, he can see his protruding pregnant belly.

Xie Dingpi Dawang, that is, Lao Shen, immediately interjected: "Can you talk, aren't all the beauties here?"

A woman with eye shadow and loose powder said coquettishly, "That's right, monitor, we are not beautiful. You are the one."

Shen Zhengying had goose bumps all over his body, and his whole body was not well.You should listen to Jiang Yuming's words, wear sacks and glasses, and be a transparent person, so as not to see a series of evolutionary psychology cases as soon as you enter the door.

If Lin Fangqin hadn't called her name first, she would have pretended to go to the wrong room and run away.

"Shen Zhengying, what are you doing standing at the door, come in and sit down."

Alright, with the call, there was a small uproar immediately, the one on the left didn't expect it, but the one on the right said yes.

After sitting down, there will be a standard question and answer session:

I got married.

Son or daughter.

A few were born.

Where are you working now.

Where to buy a house.

Oh, university teacher, you are amazing, you must have a lot of money.

How are your parents?

Ask the above questions again with her son as the main subject. If she is not divorced, she still has her husband as usual.

After that, I asked my children about their postgraduate entrance examinations, whether they could give me some guidance, and whether they could open the back door. The school that opened the back door was not H University.

Shen Zhengying's head was bald, and he could answer as briefly as possible, and explained himself in a few words.

But someone was dissatisfied, and smiled sarcastically and said sarcastically: "Intellectuals are different, they are noble."

It was the woman who made a fuss over the head of the class just now, her name was Sun Yue, and she was originally the little boss of the girls in the class.For this party, I specially permed my hair, put on makeup and bought new clothes, but the eyes of the male students were all attracted by Shen Zhengying at the moment, and she could tell that those people looked at her differently from Shen Zhengying.

Didn't he just study a few years more than them, so prudish.

"Shen Zhengying, what do you want to drink?"

"Shen Zhengying, come and sing."

"Shen Zhengying, would you like some of this?"

They are all people who have been struggling in the society for many years, and each person interrupts with a sentence.

How could Shen Zhengying care about this, she smiled at her, politely declined everyone's kindness, and asked Lin Fangqin to recognize the faces of the people she introduced.

"It's been so long, I really can't remember."

It's a pity that after identifying the people in a room, I didn't see the one I wanted to see the most.

She carefully hid her disappointment, praised Lin Fangqin's organization and hard work, chatted with other students, Shen Zhengying refrained from asking Xie Yaran.

Feeling that she didn't really want to deal with the squad leader, Lin Fangqin poured her a glass of soda, "Last time I was in a hurry and didn't have time to ask you. Are you familiar with Lailai? Could it be her university teacher?"

Hearing the name Lailai, Shen Zhengying shook his hand, spilled a third of the soda, and hurriedly said sorry.

Lin Fangqin just laughed, and said with emotion: "You are still the same, I never thought that you don't like dealing with people but become a teacher."

Shen Zhengying also laughed: "There are many things that I didn't expect, and the fate of people can't be explained clearly."

"No, Lai Lai didn't like the teacher since childhood, but I didn't expect to like you quite a bit."

This time Shen Zhengying finally calmed down and put down the cup long ago, otherwise he might have to turn it over again. "She is the interface person of my cooperation unit, not a student. Why, the teacher treats her badly?"

"Teacher, you also know that teachers are human too. The little girl is good-looking, straight-tempered, and doesn't know how to talk sweetly. It's okay to meet a teacher who likes to flatter and eccentric boys. Her father wants to give the teacher money to stop her, you know What did she say?"

"How to say?"

"She said no, you can't bow to the evil forces. If you have this money, it's better to help stray cats and dogs."

Shen Zhengying smiled, "It's what she can say."

"Her father teased her that it would be better to give Qian a backhanded report. She also said no, and taught her father very seriously that if she couldn't fight against evil forces, she would become a bad person. At that time, her father sighed, worried that her daughter's outrightness would make her Suffer."

"No, she is quite good at life and has a high emotional intelligence."

"I said the same thing, the little girl understands very well in her heart, she is very smart." Speaking of Hu Lai, Lin Fangqin was full of compliments, casually talking about a lot of small things, it can be seen that she is very close to Hu Lai's family.

Shen Zhengying listened intently, and hoped that Lin Fangqin would say more, when the screen of her phone lit up.

"Yo, Xie Yaran is here."

Shen Zhengying's heart trembled.

Xie Yaran has short hair, is in a hurry, and enters the arena dressed in black, with an indescribably neat and unrestrained gesture, she is completely different from the little girl with a ponytail and red head flower and a sweet smile in junior high school.

After entering the door, he waved to everyone naturally, "Long time no see."

Shen Zhengying raised his eyes to look at her, somehow Xie Yaran saw her in the noisy and dark KTV room, walked up to her and said, "Shen Zhengying, you will be a big girl in a blink of an eye."

Familiar with the friendly tone, as if the two had never been separated.

Shen Zhengying's eyes are hot.

With a sudden strange smile, Shanxi Xie Dingpi Dawang said: "Big girl, my son and daughter are all young men and big girls. It should be said that in a blink of an eye, everyone is an old man, uncle, old man and aunt."

Xie Yaran squinted at him, and her gaze stayed on his bald head for a moment, not too long, just enough to make him realize that he was bald, and chuckled lightly, "There's a big difference between having hair and not having hair."

The tone was light and fluffy, like a joke, and also like a mockery.

"I heard that hair is inherited. Is your family a son or a daughter?"

"What are you doing laughing at me, the monitor is too."

"I heard that Xie Ding has medicine to take, but the top may not take care of the bottom."

Everyone burst into laughter, joking about the baldness of King Xiedpi.

Xie Yaran sat down next to Shen Zhengying, and greeted several people sitting nearby one by one.

She transferred to another school in the third year of junior high school, and she lost a year of experience with everyone. Others can find some shadows in their memories, but she has a very different style, and she looks very difficult to mess with.The person who came here didn't have a good relationship with her when they were studying. After exchanging pleasantries, everyone continued the topic just now. The atmosphere was much cooler than before Shen Zhengying and Xie Yaran arrived.

Lin Fangqin has a good relationship with others since she was a child. One of the reasons is that she is very good at talking. Just like what she told Hu Lai that day, Shen Zhengying was beautiful and quiet when she was in junior high school. statement.

Shen Zhengying was beautiful when she was a child, but her parents didn't know how to dress her up, and she basically didn't have headgear, and her braids were always tied with rubber bands.

Wen Jing refers to her withdrawn personality and doesn't like to talk to others, the only good relationship with her is Xie Yaran.

Good homework means better than Lin Fangqin.You can see where people spend their time. Lin Fangqin spends time socializing. Naturally, her homework is not as good as Shen Zhengying's, but Shen Zhengying's grades are not in the top ten in the class.

As for being a good tutor, it means that she abides by the rules and regulations, and is strict. The teacher is not allowed to run and fight in the corridor, and she will definitely not run and fight in the corridor.In a word, boring and uninteresting.

When we saw each other again, I thought that Shen Zhengying was very different from the past, but I didn't expect that Xie Yaran was really different.Opening a restaurant to sell wine, traveling around to take photos of Buddha statues, and truly living out my own realm.Sitting with Shen Zhengying, it was like back in junior high school, even if he didn't speak, it was natural, like a small world of its own, unbreakable by wind and rain.

Lin Fangqin suddenly laughed, "You two are still the same, haven't you seen each other all these years?"

Shen Zhengying and Xie Yaran looked at each other, "I have no chance to see you."

"When you were young, you two had a good relationship, as if you were alone. We had to change places every month, and once we happened to switch the two of you to the two ends of the classroom. One day at noon, everyone was sleeping on their stomachs, and I came from outside. When I came in, I saw that the two of you were not sleeping, and you just looked at each other across several rows. Be good, you look at me and I look at you, and you will smile when you look at it. Those people in the middle have all become the Milky Way of the Queen Mother .Today, it would be called Ji Qingshui."

Shen Zhengying was a little embarrassed by what she said.

Xie Yaran said generously, "Hey, Lin Fangqin, I can't see that you still know that Ji is passionate and keeps up with the trend."

Lin Fangqin smiled triumphantly, "That's right, these days are changing with each passing day, and it's easy to be eliminated if you don't follow the trend."

She could indeed be proud, because apart from the three of them, none of the others understood. They all thought that what Lin Fangqin was talking about was passionate.

Talking and laughing until the meal time, a group of people checked out and left. The place to eat was on the fifth floor of the same building. In KTV, people sit next to each other, it's noisy, it's not suitable for private chats, Shen Zhengying and Xie Yaran made a lot of eye contact, they never had a chance to speak privately, and now they are at the end.

The people in front squeezed into the elevator, and the elevator was short of full, Xie Yaran gave Shen Zhengying a hand, and said to the people in the elevator: "You go up first, we will take the next one."

As soon as the elevator door closed, Xie Yaran asked Shen Zhengying, "Would you like to go?"

"what?"

"Or do you want to have dinner with them? I don't think we can go together with them. Just don't spoil the atmosphere. If you want to..."

"No, I don't want to."

Shen Zhengying was only able to talk to Lin Fangqin and two or three other female classmates. The others were either greasy or full of competitive consciousness, trying to get out of the way at any time.Living to her age, there is really no need to wrong yourself to deal with others.Being shackled by her parents and family does not mean she is impenetrable in other aspects.

Besides, she came here today only for Xie Yaran.

Although the Xie Yaran in front of her eyes can no longer overlap with the one in her memory.

Xie Yaran laughed and Sang took her arm and said, "Then go to my store. You can order takeaway, or try my sandwich." Feeling that Shen Zhengying's body stiffened suddenly, she smiled again, "Relax, relax, Why are you still the same. I haven't seen you for so many years, you look like a little girl."

"You have changed so much that you almost can't recognize it."

"Good or not?"

"Very good, brilliant light."

"So I found that you have also changed, and you have become able to speak."

Shen Zhengying's eyes dimmed, "I really couldn't speak before, and what I said hurt people's hearts."

Xie Yaran didn't pick up on this, and just laughed at her, "I'll start my self-criticism before I eat, and we'll talk about what I've eaten. I sent a message to Lin Fangqin, saying that we eloped."