Our leader is overdone

The Devil's Cult... No, the food of the Holy Cult is simply extraordinary!

Just because of the skill of the cook here, Xiang Xiaoxiao also felt that he had to be loyal to the Holy Cult and devote himself to it.

Zuo Hufa saw that although he was standing, he was almost lying on the table, and he was very disgusted, "Have you never eaten in eight lifetimes?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao thought for a while, "I have never eaten such a good meal in eight lifetimes."

The leader couldn't bear it, "So pitiful?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao said sadly: "And almost everything you eat is poisonous..."

The leader's eyes flickered slightly, looking to the left protector,

Xiang Xiaoxiao took a look at this moment, only to realize that not only the leader and Zuo Hufa, but also the people who heard him speak had subtle expressions, and Elder Hua even had an imaginative expression.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...what's wrong?"

Guardian Zuo also raised his head slowly, "What's wrong?"

After he said this, everyone changed their expressions as if nothing had happened.

The leader seemed as if nothing had happened, and said: "It's been a long time, Xiao Xiao, what do you think of my junior brother?"

...very bad, and neither are you.

Xiang Xiaoxiao really wanted to say that, but it's a pity that there are thieves who have no guts, so they can only giggle silly, "Youth is promising!"

Teacher: "What else?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Uh... why are you asking this?"

"It's nothing." The leader also laughed, "I just want to understand, after all, you will get along for a long time."

Xiang Xiaoxiao said sincerely: "Although Protector Zuo is young and promising, and has extraordinary charm, I still think it would be nice if I could be by the leader's side."

The leader Shi Shiran said: "No way, husband and wife can't even see each other before they get married, let alone live together."

...Then it will be fine to live with Guardian Zuo!Men and women can't kiss each other!

Just make excuses you!

He was obviously afraid that brother Xiao would be a hidden peerless master, and he would not be able to deal with it...

Zuo Hufa held the spoon in his mouth, slowly swallowed a mouthful of chicken soup, glanced at the leader with his big watery eyes, and there was no emotion in his eyes.

The leader muttered: "I'm full..."

Zuo Hufa put down the spoon and said calmly: "I'm full too, let's go."

Xiang Xiaoxiao was still holding the rice bowl, "I haven't finished eating yet."

Guardian Zuo: "You've already eaten three bowls."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "It's okay, I can still hold on."

Left Protector: "..."

Leader: "O__O Xiao Xiao, our teacher can't afford you to eat like this... You don't have to give birth, so it's not good to eat so much..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Did the leader give birth?"

Hierarch: "But I am the Hierarch."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Aren't I the wife of the leader?"

The leader: "But you..." It's still not completely sure whether you are a spy, of course he can't say that, he can only watch Xiang Xiaoxiao, under the urging of Guardian Zuo, full of energy——

"Pack!" Xiang Xiaoxiao directly emptied a big bowl, filled it with food and vegetables, then covered his face and walked away behind Guardian Zuo under the eyes of the congregation.

Leader: ...Don't do it if you feel ashamed!

Walking on the road, Zuo Hufa didn't complain about Xiang Xiaoxiao's packing, but said kindly: "Is there any poison in the food you ate?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao said absent-mindedly: "That's right, everything in our place is poisonous, such as melamine Sudan red, one counts as one, and nothing is non-toxic."

Guardian Zuo: "Then why aren't you dead yet?"

This sentence sounded very harsh, but Zuo Hufa asked very seriously and academically.

It was only then that Xiang Xiaoxiao realized that their sect was just playing with drugs and bugs. No wonder everyone looked at him subtly just now, and his previous behavior of shooting bugs... wouldn't he really be regarded as a master of concealment, right?

Besides being worried, Xiang Xiaoxiao couldn't help being a little complacent...

But with the serious expression on the upper left guardian, he became sober.

With the tyrannical temper of Guardian Zuo, he might still be a dueling madman...

Xiang Xiaoxiao hurriedly said: "It's not some serious poison that can't kill people, this... this also increases my resistance to poison!"

Guardian Zuo said leisurely: "I also grew up on poison."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

==!

What do you want to say... have you been fooled by poison...

Guardian Zuo: "So, I would like to know, to you, to what extent is a major poison and to what extent is a minor poison."

Xiang Xiaoxiao said in horror: "It's all poisonous! I'm very poorly resistant to poison!"

Guardian Zuo: "Don't worry."

... Please, protector Zuo, don't smile so sweetly, TT! It's scary!

There was no one around, so the left guardian hooked his fingers, motioning for him to bend down.

Xiang Xiaoxiao said in fear, "What are you doing?"

Guardian Zuo: "Come down~"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Left Protector: "..."

Guardian Zuo's color changed in an instant, "Would you like to drink a toast?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao squatted down immediately, "What do you say?"

He looked at Zuo Hufa's hand warily, as long as Zuo Hufa made any move, he planned to rush over and die together...

Guardian Zuo's eyes flickered, "Carry me on your back."

After speaking, he consciously climbed onto Xiang Xiaoxiao's back.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Guardian Zuo: "Stand up."

Xiang Xiaoxiao stood up stiffly, "Guardian Zuo, you are a bit heavy..."

Guardian Zuo: "Patience."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

He really couldn't figure out why Protector Zuo suddenly had a girlish heart, and just now he looked like he was about to poison him...

Xiang Xiaoxiao slandered and walked forward.

Zuo Hufa suddenly stretched out his head and put his face close to his.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

The feeling at this time is called creepy, and the hairs all over the body are about to stand on end.

Zuo Hufa said sinisterly: "I won't let you die right now... What are you afraid of?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao wanted to die already, "Guardian Zuo, I beg you, let me die, I'm not afraid of death, I'm afraid of being tortured."

Guardian Zuo suddenly stuck out his tongue and licked him.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Guardian Zuo: "How does it feel?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao said stiffly: "Okay, good tongue..."

Guardian Zuo: "I'm not asking about the sense of touch, your face is already turning blue."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...What did you do to me!!"

Guardian Zuo said lightly: "It's dark green now... You don't seem to feel anything."

Xiang Xiaoxiao broke down and said, "I think you're sick, dear!"

Zuo Hufa calmly said: "You are full of energy, take a few steps and let me see."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao shook her hard, "Get out of here!"

Left protector: =. =

Didn't drop it?

Xiang Xiaoxiao was ashamed, and went to shake Zuo Dharma again, "Go down!"

The left protector was firmly wrapped around his back, very relaxed.

Xiang Xiaoxiao was full of anger, and ran forward angrily, damn, just jump into any pool when you run to it!

Guardian Zuo said calmly: "Your face is moss-green now...turn left."

……

"right."

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"Green grass, turn right."

……

Xiang Xiaoxiao stood in front of Guardian Zuo's room, panting.

"..." Fuck, next time I won't do this kind of thing that hurts relatives and enemies. Brother Xiao panted like a dog, but Zuo Hufa slid down from his back twice, and opened the door neatly.

Xiang Xiaoxiao rushed into the room to look for the mirror, and found that his face was only a little bit blue, and there was nothing wrong with his body, "Whether you took a chronic poison or a very light poison, I feel like nothing happened. "

Guardian Zuo said nonchalantly: "Thousands of Mountains and Greens, people with deep internal strength will not be able to recover if they are hit by a cup of tea."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao roared: "Then you give it back to me!!"

Zuo Hufa gave him a cold look.

"..." Xiang Xiaoxiao trembled, her anger was hard to calm down, but her attitude softened obviously, "What if you poison me to death..."

Guardian Zuo said impatiently: "How could you die with me here?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Even if you have more confidence... This is also poison! Why am I okay now? Is it lurking in my body? You should give me some antidote, I don't worry..."

Zuo Hufa walked up to him, grabbed his wrist and pressed his pulse, "The pulse is stable, nothing happened, what antidote did you take. Didn't you grow up on poison, what are you so afraid of?"

"..." Xiang Xiaoxiao was dying of anxiety, and he didn't know how to explain it to him, and finally burst into tears.

What a tragedy!

If Xiang Xiaoxiao died one day, it must be because of this unreliable Guardian Left that he didn't run away!

Xiang Xiaoxiao took a deep breath, trying to calm down, trying to find out the reason, "Look... is there a problem with your poison?"

Guardian Zuo: "Impossible."

He answered the words so fast that Xiang Xiaoxiao was speechless, "It's good to have self-confidence, but there are unpredictable things in the sky... There are times when even the poison will lose its effect."

Zuo Hufa frowned, looked left and right, walked to the bed, stretched out his feet, and kicked the turtle shell, "Xiang Baba."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Xiang Wangba slowly stuck out his head.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...!! Do you want to lick its glans head!"

"..." Guardian Zuo: "...Why should I lick it!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao spoke incoherently, "But you licked me just now! You licked me! Then I was poisoned!"

Guardian Zuo said angrily, "That doesn't prove that I must lick it!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Damn, that just proves that you didn't need to lick Brother Xiao before, okay? It's intentional to scare people, right? !

Although Zuo Hufa looks very sweet, but a child riding on your back and suddenly licking you viciously is not sweet at all, okay, like a ghost movie!

The left protector flicked his fingers two inches away from Xiang Wangba, and Xiang Wangba reacted immediately, his limbs suddenly popped up—then were blocked by the iron chain, and then he moved like a cramp, rattling the top of the bed.

Moreover, Xiang Wangba also let out a high-pitched cry. This was the first time Xiang Xiaoxiao heard a tortoise cry, and he took two steps back in fright, "Is this an unnatural phenomenon? Is it a normal reaction to poisoning or you are about to have an earthquake... "

Zuo Hufa's expression turned ugly when he heard its cry, and he slapped its head severely: "Shut up!"

Then the left protector flicked his fingers again, and Xiang Wangba gradually calmed down...

It twisted its neck slowly and looked to the left guardian.

...An indescribable look mixed with resentment, sadness, anger and other emotions appeared in Xiang Wangba's eyes, which made Xiang Xiaoxiao feel numb all over after seeing it...

That's right, it's the feeling of being thundered.

The left guardian who was stared at: "..."

The corner of Xiang Xiaoxiao's mouth twitched, "It seems that your medicine is not bad, you should apologize to them."

The medicine is not broken... so his body is broken?

Xiang Xiaoxiao pondered, when did he accidentally eat something that was poisonous to avoid, or did the traverser bring his own cheats?

Even Wang Ba, who has lived for so long, has been recruited, not to mention he has only lived for more than [-] years.

Under Xiang Wangba's stare, Zuo Hufa was extremely irritable, walked back and forth in the room twice, and found that wherever he went, Xiang Wangba's eyes followed wherever he went, and his anger escalated, "Look, look, what are you looking at! Don't look! I'm telling you, if your cry just now is heard, you will die!"

Xiang Wangba looked at him quietly...

Left Protector: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

This feeling is weirder than being licked by Zuo Hufa. In fact, the special skill of the mountain guardian beast is mental attack, right?

Zuo Hufa couldn't bear it anymore, Xiang Wangba refused to withdraw his head even if he died, he touched a piece of clothing casually, and put Xiang Wangba's head on it with a fierce face.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...This is not good."

Guardian Zuo said solemnly: "Do you want to wake up in the middle of the night and still have eyes staring at you under the bed?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "It's staring at you..."

Guardian Zuo: "You sleep outside."

Xiang Xiaoxiao walked over without saying a word and began to kick Xiang Wangba's shell, "Put your head back, back your head, back your head..."

Xiang Wangba: "..."