Our leader is overdone

Zuo Hufa said, since I am an evil mother-in-law, from today onwards, I will send someone to train you well. "

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..." Didn't this just leave the wolf's den and enter the tiger's mouth...!

Xiang Xiaoxiao said with a sullen face: "Then you send the leader to train me."

Before Guardian Zuo could speak, the leader had already waved his hands with a pale face and said, "That can't be allowed! Absolutely can't be allowed!"

Of course Xiang Xiaoxiao knew that it was impossible for the leader to train him in person, but he wouldn't be so shaky, right?

Elder Hua said with a smile: "Guardian Zuo, since Xiang Xiaoxiao has asked so, why don't you agree."

There was a moment of hesitation on Zuo Hufa's face.

Elder Hua approached and said, "Guardian Zuo, I remember you are not such a soft-hearted person."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "??"

What do you mean, people who don’t know think that the author wrote Zuo Hufa and the leader upside down, okay?What is your attitude now?

Guardian Zuo heard Elder Hua's words, and the corner of his mouth twitched, "You don't have to provoke me with words."

Elder Hua was still aggressive, but his words were aimed at the leader, "How dare you subordinates, leader, right? You really don't want to?"

The leader looked dumbfounded, "Hua, Elder Hua, don't do this, Xiao Xiao didn't make any mistakes, why bother asking me to discipline him, don't you want him to live to attend the wedding?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao was terrified for a moment.

What's the meaning!

Thinking of his previous speculation, he couldn't help but say, okay, okay, the bastard's stupid leader actually showed his feet after a total of [-] words!It's actually pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, right?It turned out that he was so powerful that Guardian Zuo couldn't bear to let him train Brother Xiao?

Elder Hua: "Master, why are you pretending to be stupid? Is it possible that I can let you whip the future wife to death?"

The leader said: "Let me just say, Xiao Xiao is not a prisoner, not a spy, why let me..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "May I ask a question..."

Guardian Zuo: "No."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Guardian Zuo showed kindness this time, "I know what you want to ask even if you don't tell me."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...then you tell me."

Elder Hua said with a smile: "Guardian Zuo is also doing it for your own good. I'm afraid I will scare you by telling you. You see, in our entire Demon Cult, once there are disciples who have committed serious crimes and the deadly enemies we have captured, they will all be handed over to you." The execution of the leader and his immediate subordinates."

Although Elder Hua didn't mention a single bloody word, nor did he mention any criminal laws, but Xiang Xiaoxiao was shivering in the hot weather.

Xiang Xiaoxiao said tremblingly: "So... the way the leader tortures people is the best in the devil's religion?"

He shouldn't have been fooled by the leader's usual harmless performance, how could he be an ordinary person to be the leader.

The leader hurriedly waved his hands, "No, no, I can't count..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...I don't think you are either."

Hierarch: "?"

Just now he had a creepy look, why is his attitude now...

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "I think Guardian Zuo is the one...he acts more like..."

Left Protector: "..."

Elder Hua smiled and said, "The leader is indeed first-class." She emphasized the word leader, and then glanced at the leader, "As for Guardian Zuo, that's not bad either. They both have their own strengths."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..." In this regard, each has its own strengths...

"Phew... So I was asking for my own death just now, you just think I didn't say anything." Xiang Xiaoxiao quickly put aside the responsibility.

Elder Hua said coolly: "It's too late now."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...whatever you want, the leader will not agree!"

"Wrong, wrong, wrong, you are wrong." Elder Hua said quite meaningfully: "Since the leader is proficient in punishment, his control of strength is extremely exquisite. Not only can it be used in punishment, but after you get married ..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: ">/////////<Hate~"

Hierarch: "..."

Left Protector: "..."

"..." Elder Hua: "...After you get married, you won't be able to violently kill your family."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Elder Hua: "But you're right...I'm thinking about your rough appearance, should you give me a good training, otherwise how can I serve the leader."

Xiang Xiaoxiao was inexplicable: "Where am I rough? Where? Except for [beep——] being rough, where am I rough?"

……

Elder Hua: "Temperament." Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Oh, I admit it."

Just said [beep], is it okay if you don’t admit it now...

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "But there's no need for bedtime skills, Elder Hua, you don't have to be ashamed, I think the leader and I will figure it out in the future - but I stated before that I don't play SM."

Guardian Zuo: "What do you mean?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao said with a gloomy face: "It's like whipping and waxing to bind you..."

The leader felt wronged and said, "But that's what I do..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Guardian Zuo: "Cough."

The leader bowed his head and said, "I don't need it. I have recently suffered from kidney deficiency, so consummation may even be a problem."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...!!!"

and many more!

Hierarch, what terrible truth did you just say nonchalantly!

Xiang Xiaoxiao blushed, "What did you say?"

The leader faced many gazes: "...kidney deficiency."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Damn it, I took off my pants, you tell me this?!"

Hierarch: "..."

Everyone's eyes moved to his pants...

Xiang Xiaoxiao waved his hand, "It's just an analogy, you don't bring such a thing, the leader, and you only told me about kidney deficiency after getting married next month. Are you cheating?"

The leader said with a guilty conscience: "Don't worry, this is only temporary..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Damn, I don't want to trust you now, you are too good at deceiving people! For now, I'm still intermittent!"

Damn it, impotence big boss Zhao leader.

The priest still has to speak.

Xiang Xiaoxiao interrupted him directly, "Stop talking, Zhao Yi, you useless impotence! Liar! Pervert! SM Great Demon King!" X wilting plus SM hobbies, is simply the world's number one killer!

Left Protector: "..."

Leader: "Ah, this whipping and binding is not what you imagined, it's something I practiced since I was a child, how can you think so dirty."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "That's what Elder Hua hinted to me first, besides, I don't believe you haven't used that thing on the bed before!"

The leader lowered his head aggrieved, "There really isn't one...you might as well ask your junior brother if you have any."

Guardian Zuo: "...I don't need a whip."

Xiang Xiaoxiao said in horror: "What, what do you use?"

Zuo Hufa couldn't take it anymore, he patted the table, "Do you have to make the atmosphere on the dinner table so obscene!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "I think so too... It was Elder Hua who first turned the topic in this direction."

Elder Hua coughed, "Everyone, calm down and sit down."

Protector Zuo sat down angrily, and gave Xiang Xiaoxiao a vicious look.

Damn, what's the use of glaring at Brother Xiao, you are the ones who revealed that Brother Xiao is in danger of being raped now, how do you expect people to be calm, a group of beasts, pretending to be prudish.

Elder Hua said slowly: "Actually, this matter should have been put on the agenda long ago. Both parties are men, and it's different between men and women. There are some things that you don't have to just say no to Xiang Xiaoxiao."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...Damn it, do you want to be so poisonous, Elder Hua?"

Elder Hua said modestly: "It's true that I'm not complaining about revenge. I'm convincing people with reason. Our leader has little experience and a thin skin. How can you not take responsibility?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao stood up and left expressionlessly.

With a hook on the left protector's foot, he hugged him back, "Where are you going?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "This liar taught me that I couldn't stay any longer... No wonder I have little experience, and he lied to me that the hidden disease will be cured soon. I think this is not only a hidden disease, but also a chronic disease? No wonder I have little experience, no wonder I have a thin skin! What a scam The prophecy is purely a trick to come back! I want to go, I will go now!"

Guardian Zuo slapped him on the back of the head without hesitation, Xiang Xiaoxiao immediately slapped his face, "..."

Stepping on his stool, "Who are you talking about hidden disease!!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao raised his head quietly, "My hidden illness...it's over..."

Zuo Hufa: "Shouldn't you be so foolish as to lie to you? That's the end of this topic! I'll send someone to teach him what he needs to know tomorrow! I'll tell you, if you don't get fucked to death when we get married next month, I'll be with you." surname!"

……

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Everyone: "..."

Silence all over the place.