Our leader is overdone

When Xiang Xiaoxiao woke up again, before he opened his eyes, he realized that his hand was being shaken by someone. At that time, he thought to himself, hey, Zhao Yi is not bad.Immediately afterwards, he felt something was wrong again, the touch was too smooth and tender.

Xiang Xiaoxiao opened his eyes and looked to the right.

Elder Hua sat on the edge of the bed with a wooden face, holding his hand.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Elder Hua rolled his eyeballs, his eyes fell on him, his expression came alive, "Are you awake?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao wanted to pull his hand back, but he didn't have any strength in his body. Thinking that he had fainted from the pain, the twin dogs who were afraid of death immediately asked in panic: "What's wrong? I won't die, right? Is there any serious matter?" Son? If there is something wrong, you must be responsible for curing me! I will not let you go even if I die as a ghost!!"

Elder Hua: "..."

Elder Hua said slowly, "It's nothing, I'm just pregnant."

"..." Xiang Xiaoxiao said in horror: "...No, it's impossible! If there is no such logic, whoever is pregnant will feel pain all over!"

Elder Hua: "Oh... because it was born immediately, it was the pain of childbirth."

Xiang Xiaoxiao was scared out of her wits, "What?!! Is it born? What happened??"

Elder Hua: "I gave birth to a bastard."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...Xiang Wangba and I remember contraception every time! This must be a misunderstanding!!"

Elder Hua: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao said triumphantly: "Jie Jie Jie Jie, it's 100 years too early to cheat."

Elder Hua glared at him, then shook off his hand, "Little cunning."

Xiang Xiaoxiao felt that his hands and feet were weak. Although he didn't feel any other discomfort, it was enough for him to worry. "Is the fainting caused by Elder Liu's medicine? What kind of side effect is it?"

Elder Hua said: "Just look at yourself and you will know." After saying that, she lifted Xiang Xiaoxiao up with one hand and made him lean against the head of the bed.

Xiang Xiaoxiao looked at her body covered by the quilt, and said inexplicably, "What's the matter? I didn't see it. Could it be that she turned into a woman?" Probably not... halfway through turning into a novel, it's too curious, no Do you know that transformation novels are likely to be pitted?

"Your power of observation is really weaker than imagined..." Elder Hua sighed, and simply brought him a mirror.

Xiang Xiaoxiao slowly raised the mirror, and in it, she saw a face that she faced every day about ten years ago.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

In fact, when Elder Hua gave him the mirror just now, he had a bad premonition...

But when he really saw that he was ten years younger, Brother Xiao still couldn't help crying, "Damn it!! I'm going to be ridiculed by Zhao Yi to death!!!"

Boys grow up later, not to mention Brother Xiao is from the south, Brother Xiao was ten years ago!The height is not as good as Zhao Yi's loli face!

It’s really 30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi. This article is really economical. The first half of a stalk can be used on Gong, and the second half can continue to be used on Shou... Do you really want to repay all the words he laughed at Zhao Yi? !

Elder Hua said mockingly: "It's okay, at least you don't look like a leader."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Elder Hua...Actually, you are a high-end hacker, you killed two people with one sentence.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Speaking of... where did Zhao Yi go..."

What a coward, the madam shrunk down on the bed, and she didn't guard the bed herself, and sent her subordinates to guard the bed!

Elder Hua turned his gaze to the outside, "I dragged Elder Liu out for a beating half an hour ago... I don't know if it's over now..."

"..." Xiang Xiaoxiao's face was full of joy, "Let him bring Elder Liu in, and I'll beat him up for a while too."

Elder Hua: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao knew that his life was not in danger, and there was Zhao Yi's precedent. Knowing that this body can be recovered, he let go of most of his worries all the time, and said with emotion: "What are you elders doing, what are you eating? When you become an elder, you can practice any kind of medicine to give him this wonderful function."

Elder Hua said with complicated eyes: "That's because he gave the wrong medicine, the kind that the leader took before..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Elder Hua: "I'm old, there's nothing I can do."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Damn it..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao woke up here, Elder Hua also said with peace of mind: "You stay by yourself for a while, I will go to find the leader, I hope Elder Liu is not dead, I have to save the antidote for you." After finishing speaking, he left.

Xiang Xiaoxiao wondered if Elder Liu was afraid that Zhao Yi would kill himself after recovering, so he deliberately gave the wrong medicine to delay the time?No... Zhao Yi is going to kill him after this is over, and he will be even more angry—such as now—so he is probably still confused...

Just as he was thinking, he found that the door was pushed open a crack, Feng Qi and Feng Ju walked in from outside, ran to the bed and stared at him.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...Do you know who I am?"

Feng Ju stared wide-eyed and said, "Could it be our elder brother?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Feng Qi looked him up and down, "Where's dad?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao said weakly: "I am..."

The two children looked at him in disbelief.

Xiang Xiaoxiao said with a sad face: "It will become like this after being poisoned, I am really your father."

Feng Qi climbed onto the bed, grabbed his chin and said, "Then can you change back?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao felt that this posture was a bit weird, and it was hard to say, so he could only say awkwardly: "Of course... I said, can you let go of your hand?"

Feng Qi asked back: "Are you unable to move now?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Yes..."

Feng Qi: "Oh, don't let go."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Feng Qi looked at him carefully in this pose of flirting with a woman from a good family, and finally concluded: "It's quite similar, it should be the same person."

Damn... Of course it's the same person, isn't it Lao Tzu.

Xiang Xiaoxiao didn't know how to tell the child, but there was no need for him to say that Zhao Yi had already been brought back by Elder Hua, followed by Elder Liu who had a blue nose and a swollen face.

As soon as Zhao Yi opened the door, he saw his son sitting on the bed and "molesting" his wife, and said calmly, "Get out."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Hearing this, Feng Qi rolled to the ground as he did and got up, all done in one go.

Zhao Yi: "You son of a bitch, do you want to die?"

Feng Qi quickly replied: "Master, I am Feng Ju."

Feng Ju: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Zhao Yi said angrily: "Of course I know it's you!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Feng Ju burst into tears instantly, "Master does not recognize anyone! I am Feng Ju!"

Zhao Yi went over and pulled his ear, "How dare you lie at such a young age? Cut off your ears to drink and eat."

"QAQ!" Feng Ju covered her mouth in fright, and covered her ears after thinking about it...

Xiang Xiaoxiao looked at Feng Qi with a smirk on his face, "..."

Zhao Yi stood by the bed, looked down at Xiang Xiaoxiao for a while, "Are you feeling unwell?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao said weakly: "It's nothing, I just have no strength..."

Zhao Yi turned his head and said coldly: "Did you hear that, Madam doesn't have the strength to do it, you can do it yourself."

"It's QAQ." Elder Liu started to slap his face after answering.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "=Dish=!!"

Depend on!So feudal!

Xiang Xiaoxiao suddenly felt that there were four large characters on his head, unscrupulous landlord.

It's one thing to say you want to teach Elder Liu a lesson, but it's another thing to see the old man slap himself fiercely in front of you. Xiang Xiaoxiao was dumbfounded before he hurriedly said: "Stop, looking at me like this, I think I'm How are the beasts..."

Elder Liu looked at Zhao Yi asking for instructions.

Zhao Yi nodded with a cold face, "Come here and feel his pulse, and then make a plan. I want him to return to his original state within a month."

Elder Liu's unrecognizable face seemed to wrinkle bitterly, and rolled over crying to feel Xiang Xiaoxiao's pulse.

Xiang Xiaoxiao felt that Elder Hua said he had been beaten for half an hour, maybe it was not an exaggeration...

Elder Hua folded his arms and said, "Xiao Liu, the sooner the better, with the leader's precedent, I believe it will be done in less than a month."

Elder Hua made up the knife like this, Zhao Yi also nodded and said: "Yes, the sooner the better."

Elder Liu trembled, "This subordinate obeys..."

Elder Hua looked at Xiang Xiaoxiao, and said with a half-smile: "Don't be so kind. The weakness is not temporary. At most, you can recover to the point where you can walk. This medicine has other effects besides shrinking the body. You are just hands and feet. Powerless, at the time the leader lost three out of ten internal strength."

Xiang Xiaoxiao's eyes widened suddenly, "What? No strength? Damn, what should I do if I take a shower and go to the bathroom this month?!"

Elder Hua said meaningfully: "Yes, what should I do..."

Zhao Yi: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Elder Hua said innocently: "What's wrong with the leader? I haven't said anything yet."

Zhao Yi: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao almost ignored the current situation and laughed, Jiang is still old and hot, Elder Hua is so witty!

Elder Hua said meaningfully: "Master, I touched Madam's bones. She looks like this, and she is at most 13 years old. Don't hurt Madam's body because of small mistakes."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

"..." Zhao Yi said angrily, "What did you say!"

Elder Hua lowered his head and narrowed his eyes: "This subordinate knows his mistake, this subordinate deserves to die."

Feng Qi blinked aside, "Master, what did Dad eat to become so small?"

Zhao Yi glanced at Elder Liu, and said unhappily, "I'm going to ask Elder Liu about that."

Elder Liu shook his head, and said flatteringly, "Master, it's because Madam ate the pill I practiced. The old man is not good at learning, so he accidentally caused this effect, hehe..."

"How stupid." Feng Qi laughed.

Elder Liu lowered his head aggrieved. In fact, even if he practiced the wrong medicine, the effect of this medicine is very human. His level is indeed very high.

Feng Qi is a villain, looked at his expression, and said disdainfully: "If you are not convinced, you can, Master, I want to learn medicine and poison, and I will cook what you and Dad want to eat in the future. It must be more reliable than him."

Zhao Yi said with satisfaction: "With your talent, it is natural that you can be proficient in medicine, gu and poison, but don't be addicted to it like him, otherwise it will be difficult to become a master."

Feng Qi nodded, "Feng Qi will keep it in his heart."

Zhao Yi: "...Aren't you Fengju?"

Feng Qi: "..."

Zhao Yi: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...Damn it, Zhao Yi taught me a lesson, don't hit children!!"