Our leader is overdone

The story happened after Brother Xiao and the leader successfully crossed back. The brother Xiao who went back unexpectedly was unprepared for any gold, silver and jewelry, so he fell outside the community with Zhao Yi. Maybe his sons mistakenly thought he was dead. ...In short, he put it back on and found that the time here has only passed a week.

Please transfer the screen to Brother Xiao's home.

Xiang Xiaoxiao was working hard in front of the computer, while Zhao Yi had long black hair and a T-shirt and shorts that didn't fit his temperament, and was lying on the bed swaggeringly playing with his ipad.

Brother Xiao rubbed his eyes and stopped to drink water.

Without raising his eyes, Zhao Yi quickly swipe his fingers on the screen, and said while playing "Battle of Carrots", "Is it finished? My master wants to double cultivate."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

...Fuck you shit master! !

Xiang Xiaoxiao glanced at him sadly and indignantly, as expected by brother Xiao, a super rice bug!He can't work and still picks and chooses. After wearing it for two months, he just lies there and plays games every day, and even asks Brother Xiao to take time to play double cultivation with him. It's just inhumane.

Zhao Yi didn't get an answer for a long time, so he slowly raised his eyes and glanced at him, "What are you looking at me like that for?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao put down the cup angrily, "Hmph!"

no!I must find a way to sell Zhao Yi... no, let Zhao Yi work to make money, what are you going to do... to become a Taobao model?Xiang Xiaoxiao made up for Zhao Yi's pose with Taobao hot money all over his body, he felt a little chilled, and thought it was better to forget it...

With a "click", the door opened, and Mama Xiang came in with a glass of iced watermelon juice, "Xiaodong, drink some watermelon juice."

Xiang Xiaoxiao's eyes filled with tears, his mother still hurt him, so he rushed forward, "Thank you, mother."

Zhao Yi: "What about mine."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Mother Xiang: "Without you!"

Zhao Yi was not annoyed, he paused the game and crawled over to snatch half of Xiang Xiaoxiao's cup, making Xiang's mother stare at him in anger.

Speaking of it... Zhao Yi's aura of a big devil is scary to most people, but Xiang's mother has always scolded Zhao Yi every day. Not afraid of fleas blabla... If people from the Demon Cult see this, they will be scared to death. Xiang Xiaoxiao has never seen anyone dare to point fingers at Demon Zhao like this.

Zhao Yi also acted very naive when facing Xiang's mother. He wanted to please his mother-in-law, but couldn't help but talk back... In fact, when he first met Xiang's mother, he didn't know that she was his mother-in-law.

At that time, they had just come back from wearing clothes, and Xiang Xiaoxiao couldn't enter the door without a key, thinking that his mother was probably playing mahjong at some neighbor's house, and it was too conspicuous to bring Zhao Yi, so he told him to guard at the door, don't talk to anyone, don't You can hurt people with your hands, and then go to find your mother.

In fact, Xiang's mother went out to buy vegetables, and Xiang Xiaoxiao happened to miss it. When she came back, she saw a man with long hair and strange clothes standing at the door of her house.At this time, Xiang Xiaoxiao disappeared for a week, and Xiang's mother was so anxious to report the case to the Public Security Bureau, she was very depressed, and when she saw a dubious (?) strange person standing at her door, she asked angrily: " Who are you looking for?"

Zhao Yi glanced at her and ignored her.

As Xiang Xiaoxiao said, don't talk to anyone.

Mother Xiang asked again, "Who are you looking for?"

Zhao Yi still didn't answer.

Mother Xiang felt weird, and looked at him warily, "Let me tell you, it's less than 500 meters from the police station!"

police station?

Zhao Yi glanced at her, but still didn't speak.

Xiang's mother was bold and thought that this kid didn't look like a normal person, so she quickly took out the anti-wolf electric shock baton she carried with her from the vegetable basket, turned on the switch and pointed at him, "Say! Did you step on it at my house! "

Zhao Yi looked at this thing curiously, reached out and touched it.

Then he fell directly to the ground.

Mother Xiang: "...?!"

But at any rate, it was the leader, who stood up within a few seconds of fainting, and his expression changed. Unexpectedly, this woman is still a master!He cautiously snatched Xiang's mother's self-defense weapon!

Xiang's mother was furious, "Come here!! Robbed!"

As she said that, she threw everything in the vegetable basket over, and sprinkled the leader's whole body with green vegetables, leaves, lean meat and eggplant...

Zhao Yi: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao returned disappointed. At this time, he heard the sound and ran over. He was horrified to see Zhao Yi holding a wolf-proof weapon against his mother, while his mother was confronting him with a vegetable basket...

The corner of Xiang Xiaoxiao's mouth twitched, "Mom?"

Zhao Yi: "?!!"

When Xiang's mother turned her head and saw her son who had been missing for a week appearing in front of her, tears filled her eyes, "Xiaodong!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao also shouted emotionally: "Mom!!"

He rushed over, wanting to have an affectionate hug with Xiang's mother.

As a result, Xiang's mother slammed a basket of vegetables on his head, "Stinky boy! You haven't shown up for a week! Dressed up like this, like a bastard! How dare you make me such a long wig, you took it off for me ! Pick it up!"

As she spoke, she even pulled Xiang Xiaoxiao's hair with her hands.

Xiang Xiaoxiao howled ghostly, "It's real hair! It's true!"

Mother Xiang turned pale in shock, "What? Really? I'll kill you!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Because Xiang Xiaoxiao has the protection of Gu King in his body, Zhao Yi's side has good mountains, good water, good air, and is healthy and environmentally friendly. From Xiang's mother's point of view, his appearance has not changed very much, and it is just that his son has not eaten well for a week Drink well, the most important thing is this hair!It's so fucking irritating!

Zhao Yi said slowly: "This is your mother?"

Xiang's mother also realized that there was someone else here, "Do you know this rascal?" She looked at the clothes of the two of them, and said angrily, "You can tell by looking at your clothes! Tell me, where did you meet such a rascal!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao cried and said with a mournful face: "This is my boyfriend..."

"No!!" Xiang's mother yelled, feeling that her son hadn't seen him for a week, and when he came back, he dressed up in a strange way and brought back such a rude "boyfriend"... No matter how enlightened she is, she doesn't want this kind of son-in-law!Bah bah bah!It turned out to be long hair!Xiang's mother dragged Xiang Xiaoxiao into the house, then closed the anti-theft door, and said to Zhao Yi: "You go!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...Mom, don't be like this as soon as we meet, let him in first." This Zhao Yi is different from ordinary people. If you shut him out, he won't be able to open a room even if he has money. Where can he sleep?

Zhao Yi looked at the door curiously, then easily tore the door down with one hand, put it aside, and Shi Shiran stepped in.

Mother Xiang: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

At this moment, the aunt upstairs went downstairs to take out the garbage, and saw the sluggish mother Xiang, "Hey, Xiaodong's mother, are you going to change the door?"

Mother Xiang said stiffly: "Ah... yes..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

That's how it was...

Xiang Xiaoxiao explained his situation clearly only by talking about it, and he didn't want to hide this kind of thing from his parents.It's about Zhao Yi's identity... I changed it carefully, and I dare not say that he is the leader of the Demon Cult. Although Xiang's father and mother Xiang couldn't believe it, as the current Xiang Xiaoxiao, there are still many ways to make them believe .

Xiang's father acquiesced in his relationship with Xiang Xiaoxiao after drinking and talking with Zhao Yi for a long time, but Xiang's mother always disagreed. Although she reluctantly accepted him to live in her own home, she strongly demanded that Zhao Yi cut his hair. How can I be willing, so every time Xiang's mother cleans, she has to quarrel with Zhao Yi, saying that his hair loss is difficult to clean, so he cut it off quickly, but Zhao Yi insists that it is Xiang's own hair, so he won't lose it .

On the other hand, when Xiang Xiaoxiao came back, accompanied by his parents, he went to the police station to explain, and lied that he actually hid because he was angry at home.This problem is easy to solve, but Xiang's mother started nagging about Xiang Xiaoxiao's internship again. He stayed at school so much that he applied for an internship early. Originally, he had already found an internship unit at home, but because of the time-traveling incident, I'm afraid It's going to be a mess.

Although the time has not yet come, Xiang Xiaoxiao has stayed there for so long without touching the computer, and a lot of professional knowledge is unfamiliar. If he goes to work, he will not be kicked out, so he has to review it at home for the time being.

Cousin Xiaodong found out that he was "unemployed at home", so he talked about him again. The last time he was asked to be an icon, he disappeared after doing what he did. He told the police that he was angry at home. What!Could it be that my cousin got angry with you!After the cousin Ji Li Gua taught him a lesson, he asked him to continue working hard to make an icon dog for himself...

In short, this is the general situation, Xiang Xiaoxiao is really a tear!Unexpectedly, after going around and going around, why did he go back to be an icon dog!

Zhao Yi has been making mental preparations for so many years, and he came here suddenly, but he still adapts quite quickly. You can see him playing leisurely and patting every day. Brother Xiao is great!

In short, he showed his love in front of Xiang's mother at this moment, and made Xiang's mother angry again, "Let me tell you what is good about you. Didn't you come from such ancient times? Why are you so ignorant of restraint? You know how to be reserved. Write it? Huh?"

Zhao Yi lay back and grabbed the pad, "I don't know."

"I don't know you ghost! Get up for me! Sweep the floor!" Mother Xiang was furious.

Zhao Yi turned over, "If you don't sweep, there will be no dust at all."

Since he lived here, due to Gu Chong Xijie, the house is free of all insects, rats and dust.

Mother Xiang snorted, "Go and pick up your hair loss!"

Zhao Yi said quietly: "That's yours..."

"Bah!" Xiang's mother said angrily: "It's clear that you are lazy and don't want to pick up your hair so you give me soy sauce! You are lazy and don't work every day, and you think you are still a landlord now! We are New China!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao sweated wildly: "He was not a landlord before..."

Mother Xiang waved her hand, "Don't worry, hurry up and give me soy sauce!" As she said that, Mother Xiang took out a banknote from her body and gave it to him, warning: "If you don't remember to ask for change this time, you won't want to eat it at noon." .”

Zhao Yi lazily put down the ipad, took the ten yuan bill in disgust and went out.

Xiang Xiaoxiao==Watched him go out with a straight face, thinking in his heart that this is called 30 Years of Hedong and 30 Years of Hexi?Xiang's mother really wants to torture her son back to the pain he suffered when he first passed through...

Seeing that Zhao moved away, Xiang's mother said: "This lazy boy, I finally got out, Xiaodong, my mother has something to tell you."

Hey, my mother can still use the trick of diverting the tiger away from the mountain!

But do you want to tell my mother that there is a useless, Zhao Yi's own Gu King is walking on Xiang Xiaoxiao's body when he has nothing to do, and now he is staying on him...

Forget it, maybe my mother will yell, "What Xiaodong, you have bugs on your body, don't be afraid that we will go to the hospital to prescribe bug medicine!"

"What's the matter?" Xiang Xiaoxiao asked casually while pondering, why did Zhao Yi have to be dismissed, wouldn't it be to introduce him to a boyfriend?Although my mother did not object to his sexual orientation, she was not so supportive. Maybe she was really dissatisfied with Zhao Yi, the "son-in-law"?

Xiang's mother has also seen Zhao Yi's good hearing. Even after he left, she habitually lowered her voice and said furtively: "You should get all your knowledge back now, I contacted an intern for you." Unit, you don’t have so much time to waste, hurry up and pack up your things and go to practice, don’t take that long-haired ghost with you, it will affect your work!”

Xiang Xiaoxiao felt embarrassed when she heard "affecting your work", and blamed Zhao Yi for talking about double cultivation all day long, deliberately letting Xiang's mother know that they already had a "husband and wife relationship".

He scratched his head, "No, Zhao Yi stays here alone..."

"What kind of person?" Xiang's mother stared, "Isn't there still me? Don't worry, I've read a few novels about Zhaidou on Pujiang Online recently. I will definitely take good care of Xiao Zhao."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

The author has something to say: Forgive Brother Xiao for his unrestrained love icon...