Our leader is overdone

When the leader first arrived at Xiang Xiaoxiao's house, he often caused troubles for his family.

For example, as soon as Xiang Xiaoxiao turned on the TV, he was slapped to pieces by Zhao Yi, who was overreacting when he first arrived in another world. Xiang Xiaoxiao was dumbfounded, and when he took a closer look, there were strange white bubbles on the broken parts!He was so angry that he beat his chest and stomped his feet, "Do you need to use Hundred Poison Palm to play TV?"

Zhao Yi confidently pointed at the pile of rags, "What kind of chicken is this? You can't eat it."

"...you try one." Xiang Xiaoxiao looked at the TV with a sad face.

At this moment, Mother Xiang came back with the two boys behind her back, carrying the newly bought anti-theft door at home. As she came in, she said angrily: "I don't know what kind of strange power the boy you brought back, he slapped our house... The TV was broken?!" Mother Xiang's eyes widened, and her voice was three minutes higher, "You broke the TV too?!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..." Xiang Xiaoxiao regretted it a hundred times. Why did he patronize Xiang's mother's reaction and didn't give Zhao Yi a lecture in time?I can't blame him either. When I first arrived at such a magical place, I should have reacted a bit more.After thinking clearly, Xiang Xiaoxiao led him to identify things one by one, first of all he had to identify the computer, "This is for my work, you must not break it."

Zhao Yi pondered for a while, looked at the computer and then at the wreckage of the TV, "These two are quite alike, why is this a brain and the other a chicken?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...Don't ask, you won't understand even if you tell me."

Zhao Yi said clearly: "You don't know, do you?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Angry and angry, Xiang Xiaoxiao pulled him away, "These are my PSP, ipad, MP3, MP4... In short, you must not smash these things, they are expensive, and don't react too much when you see them ringing. I will teach you how to use it one by one in the future." As he said that, Xiang Xiaoxiao's heart suddenly moved, he took out his camera, took a picture of Zhao Yi, and then showed him with a smile.

Zhao Yi showed a surprised expression, "This..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao rolled his eyes, "Look, this is your soul being taken in by me."

"..." Zhao Yi showed a contemptuous expression, "You're superstitious again—"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..." Zhao Yi said leisurely, "But it's quite interesting."

Xiang Xiaoxiao cursed in her heart, you are still a fucking ancient person, don't be too calm.

He introduced the electrical appliances to Zhao Yi one by one, and said proudly: "How about it, it's convenient for me to do everything here." "It's okay," the leader looked around critically, "It's just that the place is too small."

Xiang's mother heard this, and she was furious, "It's too small, do you know how much a house costs per square meter now? Do you know how many people there are in China?"

Zhao Yi said slowly: "Mom, don't be impatient, this place is indeed not as big as my bedroom."

Xiang's mother gave him a blank look, then turned her head and left, "Who is your mother? Don't worry, I think this is the same as you were back then. See how many years you have to save to buy a house and a car."

"Car?" Zhao Yi touched it, "Is the car as important as the house here? If you knew it earlier, it would be better to bring Xiang Wangba to travel, but your bathroom is too small, and there is no place to put it."

"..." Xiang Xiaoxiao: "It's better to say goodbye... We don't use animals for transportation anymore."

If you really want Xiang Wangba to come, then it's okay!Where to live is a question, Guangxiang's mother's violent temper, after seeing Xiang Wangba (the eyes), wouldn't she have to kill it, maybe at some point the family will have to drink turtle soup for half a month...

Another thing is that Xiang Xiaoxiao's bed made the leader very dissatisfied.

It's too small, Xiang Xiaoxiao's bed is a single bed, he is rich enough to sleep on his own, but with Zhao Yi and two big men, it is definitely not enough.

After Xiang Xiaoxiao applied to Xiang's mother, she dragged out a useless Simmons from a corner, put it on the ground, cleaned it up, and let Zhao Yi fall asleep temporarily, because Xiang's mother refused to approve funds to buy a big bed——she said And the TV just broke down, where is the spare money (accent) to buy a bed for idlers (accent)!

Xiang Xiaoxiao had no choice but to turn on the computer and go to QQ, and shouted wildly, "For extra money, for extra money! Who has a job! My buddies are short of money and urgently ask for money!"

With such an outcry, some friends did respond, and it was inevitable to ask him what he was doing without money.

Xiang Xiaoxiao said with a bitter face, "I'm short of money to buy a bed. This truth made my friends speechless for a while...

Zhao Yi sat on the sidelines and watched him chatting, and looked at him with weird eyes when Xiang Xiaoxiao made Jin's expression...

"..." Xiang Xiaoxiao couldn't bear his eyes anymore, hurriedly ended the conversation with his friends, then turned on the player, and opened "The Legend of Condor Heroes", "Let me show you a martial arts drama... maybe you There will be a little intimacy."

As a result, Zhao Yi didn't want to watch it after watching two episodes, and even despised it, "making it up."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...Don't you think it looks good when you make it up?" Zhao Yi: "It's not good-looking."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao thought for a while, next time I should show you a war movie, that dead man dies much more...

Because of Zhao Yi's sabotage, Xiang's mother would scold the two of them every now and then. He kicked Zhao Yi out after swearing at others, and told him not to leave the community, just stroll in the community.

In the end, there were a few incidents that made Xiang Xiaoxiao dumbfounded...

For example, after Zhao moved down, he wandered around the community, and he went to watch other people play chess. The chess players in the small park in the community were all old men who lived here. Play chess and bask in the sun every day.

Zhao Yi walked over to watch it calmly. Although he said he was a real gentleman when watching chess, but with Zhao Yi's personality, he couldn't help but sneered when he saw the chess played by Lao Li, who is known as the chess king of the community: "If you don't jump a horse, you'll be a real gentleman." Supporter, what level is this?" Lao Li said angrily, "You young man, what do you know!"

Zhao Yi didn't bother to explain and didn't speak.

Lao Li still had to ask for clarification, so he pulled him and said, "Hey, don't be silent, tell me clearly, why should I have to vault?" Zhao Yi didn't intend to do anything, no matter how hard he killed people, I'm also not interested in attacking an old man who has no power to restrain a chicken, but the people next to him coaxed him to "persuade the fight", which caused a misunderstanding instead. When he waved casually, Lao Li was stunned whether he was pushed by him or by his own people. I have to sit down on the ground.

This time the scene became chaotic...

When the film police officer Xiao Liu arrived, it was a very chaotic scene. Several old men rushed to hold Zhao Yi, Zhao Yi stared at them impatiently, and finally smashed the stone table with his hands...

The crowd fell silent for a while.

He's still a trainer?Xiao Liu bit the bullet and stepped forward to adjust, "What's the matter..."

Zhao Yi saw Xiang Xiaoxiao coming downstairs to look for him, not far away, so he became impatient, and said coldly: "Go away." He was about to rush forward.

"Hey, wait, wait first!" Xiao Liu was anxious.

Xiang Xiaoxiao could see the chaos here from a distance, there are still policemen, shit, didn't they find this black household?His brow was sweating, and he rushed over in twos and threes, "Comrade policeman, what's going on?"

Zhao Yi stood behind him and said lightly: "Fix it, the people here are too annoying."

Xiao Liu: "..."

Xiao Liu: "...Are you Aunt Xiang's son? Who are you?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Uh, yes, this... This is my distant relative."

"Xiaoxiang, is that your relative? I said why your relative is so unreasonable, not polite, and beat the old man!" An old man said, fearing that the world would not be chaotic.

"What?" Xiang Xiaoxiao looked back at Zhao Yi.

Zhao Yi said expressionlessly: "If I want to do it, he would have died long ago."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

This, is it really rough or not...

What Zhao Yi said was indeed the truth.

Xiao Liu: "... Are your relatives from the underworld, Xiao Xiang, I didn't say that, Aunt Xiang doesn't seem like someone with such relatives, isn't she your own friend?"

"..." Xiang Xiaoxiao was one of the first and two older, and argued: "No, it's the same if you ask me. Actually, my relative...here..." Xiang Xiaoxiao poked his head as a signal.

Zhao Yi: "..." Xiao Liu nodded suspiciously, "It doesn't look like it..." "Intermittently!" Xiang Xiaoxiao said hurriedly.

Xiao Liu sighed, "No wonder, did you come here for medical treatment?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "That's right." Zhao Yi calmly twisted the back of Xiang Xiaoxiao's waist, turned around and left, "I'll go back first."

The old man over there yelled: "Why did you leave? Xiao Xiang, although your relative is sick, but you have to help him to apologize to Lao Li, right?"

"Yes yes yes..." Xiang Xiaoxiao: "I'm sorry..."

Xiao Liu scratched his head dejectedly, "Speaking of which, your relative's symptoms are a bit similar to the one in his area that my colleague said, and he is also a relative of a local from another place. Strange things happen, such as murder and poisoning at every turn, the expression is really panic, it's creepy to see, and you don't want to be sent to the hospital, but stay at home for treatment, isn't this worrying the neighbors..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao said in surprise: "Is there another one? What's the specific situation?"

Xiao Liu spread his hands, "I don't know how many, but it's a woman."

female?Damn, it couldn't be Elder Hua who traveled through time, right?Or is there really such a psychopath...Xiang Xiaoxiao wondered...

Xiao Liu touched his chin and said, "But I vaguely remember that she seems to call herself Guanyin... Hey, what a strange name."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."