Bug II [Quick Transmigration]

2333: "Wen Qianshu - I feel -"

Wen Qianshu was calculating a physics problem: "Say."

2333: "I feel that women's attitude towards you is much better."

Wen Qianshu was debating whether to calculate the acceleration of gravity as 10 or 9.8—this question was ambiguous, and the value of acceleration of gravity was not given, and the numbers were matched in a mess, so that 10 seemed particularly attractive.

9.8 or 10?this is a problem.

Wen Qianshu finally decided to be lazy and wrote 10: "What female partner? She has a name."

2333 is kind and gentle: "Okay, I feel that Jiang Mingyue's attitude towards you is much better."

Wen Qianshu: "I feel that you are an illusion."

2333:"……"

It glanced at Jiang Mingyue's pencil case - there were not many pens in it, so Wen Qianshurong's moon could be vaguely seen, and it was still tied with a rope made of scotch tape.

2333 tried to point it out to Wen Qianshu, but Wen Qianshu laughed at it: "Maybe the little girl just forgot to take it out."

2333 headaches.

2333 Bald.

2333 tried to struggle: "No, you can't think that everyone is lazy just because you are lazy..."

Before it finished speaking, Zhang Zisheng wailed in the back: "I'm such a lazy person, why do I have to solve physics problems? Why do so many units need to be converted——I can't understand the vernier caliper."

Wen Qianshu pouted: "No."

2333:"……"

During the break, those who eat snacks eat snacks, and those who make up homework make up homework.Zhang Zisheng took the intersection of the two, crying and doing homework while eating beef sticks.

Shen Ting comforted her: "It will be fine after this chapter 'Exercise'."

Wen Qianshu turned his head back, happy to make up the knife: "Yes, don't worry, there are still power, electricity, and light—"

Zhang Zisheng started howling when he heard "force": "Newton again? I haven't liked Newton since junior high school, we have no fate—"

Wen Qianshu: "It doesn't matter, the wave-particle duality comes later, and Einstein."

Zhang Zisheng suddenly suppressed his fake crying, and looked at Wen Qianshu with a heartbeat: "Einstein?"

Wen Qianshu: "That's right, I think our school takes physics electives three and five, and five is light, so there must be Einstein."

Zhang Zisheng picked up the physics paper as a handkerchief, covered his face and wept: "My God—why? Why is this! I am young and shouldn't have suffered such harm! I don't care about Newton, I just heard Einstein The name began to wobble on the calf."

Wen Qianshu was amused by the tone of her script, and joked for a while, "Maybe you can change the name to 'What about Stan' and you won't be afraid. 【Note 1】"

Zhang Zisheng: "Huh?"

Shen Ting didn't understand either, so she looked at Wen Qianshu suspiciously.

Wen Qianshu gave an "Ah" sound, and was about to explain the tragic fate that failed to make anyone laugh when a chuckle suddenly came from beside him—Jiang Mingyue's.

2333 was eager to prove himself: "Look! I said her attitude has changed! She didn't smile before!"

Jiang Mingyue still held the pen in one hand, and turned around with the other supporting her chin.

Zhang Zisheng tore off the paper and put it on the table, silent like a cicada - she was especially afraid of Jiang Mingyue, saying that mice would flatter cats.

But there is a scientific explanation for the fear of rats seeing cats. Zhang Zisheng's inexplicable fear can only be attributed to the sequelae of the plot that did not happen.

Jiang Mingyue's pupils are actually very light, and there is even a hint of gold in the sunlight.It is said that people with shallow pupils look weeping and extremely affectionate, but her pair of shallow pupils seem to have been soaked in the moonlight, and there is always a coldness of scrutiny.

Wen Qianshu narrowed his eyes, thinking——

With such eyes, it should look good when you cry.

But after a moment of dazzlement, Jiang Mingyue suddenly asked: "Do you know German?"

Wen Qianshu: "!"

2333: "!"

2333: "Do you speak German?"

Wen Qianshu laughed "haha" and patted her on the shoulder: "What do you want to be at the same table with? I saw the joke."

Behind her back, she immediately asked 2333: "Little Moon can speak German?"

In 2333's words, Wen Qianshu is a man who pushes his nose and puts his nose on his face, and sees that others hold back his "good tablemate", and the next moment he thinks about calling him "Little Moon".

2333: "I don't know—maybe I understand? After all—"

It was "after all" for a long time, and I felt that there was really no reason, but Jiang Mingyue explained by herself: "There are foreign students participating in an exchange program during the summer vacation and staying at my house. The Germans—taught me a little German."

She kept her sideways posture, without blinking her eyes, and looked straight at Wen Qianshu. For a moment, her gaze wanted to plunge into Wen Qianshu's body, and she saw 2333: "You know a lot?"

Indeed, the previous "Wen Qianshu" should never have been able to solder boards, German, and such nonsense. If 2333 was an individual, he would be sweating coldly now.

Later Shen Ting didn't know why, but Wen Qianshu grinned.

This may or may not be a pun.

But Wen Qianshu changed his pen and moved closer to Jiang Mingyue—she could see her long eyelashes, light-colored pupils, and her thin, glossy lips.

"Oh, no way." Wen Qianshu has canine teeth, and he always has a heartless smile when he smiles, "Didn't I just read a joke and finally found a place to show it off?"

Fortunately, the class bell rang soon, and the Chinese teacher walked in with the textbook under his arm.Zhang Zisheng happily put down the physics paper, and it was Wen Qianshu's turn to cover her face and cry—her Chinese language is really wonderful, and her reading comprehension can treat villains as decent, and decent understanding as villains, not to mention contemporary authors, anyone buried in the ground wants to jump Come out and beat her.The Chinese teacher is so miserable, she is the first line to face her answers, and she is so angry that she can't even beat her.

In fact, Wen Qianshu also learned these articles and did these questions in his previous life, and the error correction book was written neatly.It's a pity that all the wrong answers are recorded, so "history repeats itself" day after day.

Wen Qianshu felt guilty when he saw the Chinese teacher, so he simply lowered his head and discussed the next tasks with 2333. 2333 has long since despaired of her, and directly cuts the process with her: "If you follow the plot, you have to let the hero and heroine——Shen Ting and Fang Wenyuan get acquainted and meet each other every now and then. After that, someone will make a small report and tell Teacher Gu They fell in love early."

Wen Qianshu interrupted: "Wen Qianshu is the one who made the small report?"

2333: "Well, yes, because——mainly—"

Wen Qianshu interrupted it: "You continue to tell the plot."

2333: "The next step is to find the parents. The teacher is not used to it, and talks repeatedly—"

Wen Qianshu: "So they are really together?"

2333: "You used 'instead'—tsk, why do you think it's a bit weird for you to say that—yes, they are really together, and they agreed to go to the same university and get married for the rest of their lives. But Jiang Mingyue She also likes Fang Wenyuan, so she found Shen Ting after the college entrance examination, made a list, told her Fang Wenyuan's family situation, hobbies, analyzed Shen Ting's, and drew a Venn diagram to list their only intersection ——Why are you laughing, don't laugh——tell Shen Ting that it's impossible between them."

"But Shen Ting didn't believe it, and Jiang Mingyue didn't care, so I let them continue talking. But after they went to college, the two of them had constant disputes, and Fang Wenyuan's family had always liked Jiang Mingyue and kept putting pressure on him. Mingyue is engaged, and after that—"

"Wen Qianshu!"

Wen Qianshu was so frightened that he heard the Chinese teacher's life-threatening series of calls: "Translate this classical Chinese article from beginning to end for me!"

Wen Qianshu: "!"

"Quick, 2333! Help me find out where he is talking!"

No matter how the plot changes, life goes on as usual.

In the class, the papers are written one by one.

Zhang Zisheng was tormented by physics, Wen Qianshu fell in love with Chinese, Shen Ting was terrified of the math teacher, and Jiang Mingyue was in the comprehensive class alone.The music teacher took them to learn the clarinet. A group of students were out of breath, and the broken sound was so broken that ghosts cried and howled; in the Chinese self-study class on Saturday, the Chinese teacher secretly played the movie "Border Town" for them without a quiz. Shen Ting and Zhang Zisheng watched and ate Huamei quietly while crying. Of course, some people paid attention to the wrong place: "Why is it the same river, while Cuicui is washing her face, and grandpa is washing her feet?"

The art teacher introduced the history of art in two classes, and in the third class, he used people as models to draw sketches. Wen Qianshu, the lucky one who was drawn, harvested countless abstract portraits after the class--you can see the soul of Picasso There are few people, but there are many people who look like Picasso; the computer teacher taught them office and web programming seriously, but most of the students turned on 4399 behind their backs.

4399 is a good thing, but it is a pity that the computer room in the school will be emptied every time it is started, and the number of clearances for the gold miners cannot be retained.There is a young man who is obsessed with Forest Ice Fire Man, wishing to play the two-player version with three heads and six arms - but Wen Qianshu found out in a class that this man was stuck on one level for a long time, and unfortunately turned his back, and turned on the invincible mode angrily.

The time in high school - I was mostly confused and flustered.

It is customary for No. [-] Middle School to have a National Day party every year.It's a party, at best, set aside an evening self-study time for each class, and let the class cadres organize some activities.

But the first year of high school - the first year is always novel.

The squad leader is a tall, thin, gentle boy, but he is so thin that people worry that he will be blown away by the wind.He took Fang Wenyuan and bought a bunch of small lanterns, ribbons, spray paint with great interest, and took care of all kinds of colors.So when they came back from shopping at noon, the two of them were dressed in colorful clothes, like walking Christmas trees.

Stick ribbons, stick stickers, stick all kinds of things.Zhang Zisheng asked for spray paint, pondered for a long time at the window, and sprayed his feet on it.

Shen Ting thought the feet were cute, so she was amused, took the spray paint, and quickly painted a little pink feet on the window next to Wen Qianshu.

Wen Qianshu turned around and smiled, stretched out his arm to grab her spray paint: "Why, yours is good enough for painting."

"You don't understand—" Shen Ting hid and smiled, "I want to 'tell you what to do'"

Wen Qianshu jumped up and tickled her: "It's the opposite."

Shen Ting was terribly ticklish, giggled, and was busy hiding, but bumped into the people behind.Shen Ting is a standard "wo Liheng", "paper tiger", she immediately smiled, and said stiffly: "I'm sorry."

Behind him is Fang Wenyuan - he was chosen to be the host, and he specially wore a white shirt, outlining his slender figure.The boys in high school grow up fast, he is a full head taller than Shen Ting, and smiled at Shen Ting: "It's okay."

Under the sun, young people are always very handsome, with clean eyebrows, smiling eyes, and the soft autumn sun shining down, the fluff on their cheeks can be seen faintly.The lower Adam's apple was slightly visible, but it was tucked into the collar obediently by the buttons of the shirt.

Not to mention Shen Ting, even Wen Qianshu was amazed.

"It's nice to be young, young people are so handsome in white shirts." Wen Qianshu and 2333 sighed, "No wonder white shirts are always associated with first love, unlike when I'm older, I can only think about—"

2333 is always vigilant: "What is it?"

Wen Qianshu: "It's so hard to wash the white shirt if it gets dirty, otherwise I'd wear it too."

2333:"……"

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[Note 1]: Einstein's "Einstein" is the same as the German "einStein (a stone)", so Wen Qianshu here is playing a homophonic stalk "zweiSteine ​​(two stones)", just like Einstein Smart (of course this is impossible).

The author has something to say: 2333: "You are not old, you are lazy."

2333: "Shark me."

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This book focuses on nonsense and nonsense, there is no serious plot, so it may be written a little bit, just watch it for fun~

It is true that I was in high school - the error correction book has been corrected, and the next same question will continue to make the same mistake.I suspect I remembered the wrong answer.