Crystal Palace Irregular Dispute Corporation

He is the most handsome dragon in the world, Ao Ye has never doubted about this.

Since he was a child, there have been female little monsters who have been jealous of him and fought violently.When he grows up, it's even more terrible. Female monsters come and go, and there is an endless stream. Looking at him is like looking at fat.

No way, who told him to be handsome?

In human terms, he is a walking hormone bank, and it is at the level of the Industrial and Commercial Bank of the Universe.

Dragons are obscene by nature, and Ao Ye is no exception. Whenever he sees a beautiful female monster, he always goes up to hook up a few times, but only twice. He is a measured dragon. As a dragon prince, he can hug left and right, wide Na'vi, but his main palace can only have one.

Ao Ye was born on February [-], the day when the dragon raised its head. It was auspicious noon. When it landed on the ground, the entire Crystal Palace was shining brightly. Flowers in the water of seven colors bloomed all over the bottom of the sea. The aquariums in the East China Sea rushed to tell each other. .

Ao Ye's father was very happy, and immediately announced to the world that the newly born Ao Ye was made the Dragon Prince, and Ao Ye was also very competitive, and has always been a leader among his peers.

The Dragon Clan of the East China Sea and the Royal Clan of Luohe have always been on good terms. The King of Luohe didn't have a daughter in the past. Since he got Ao Ye, he has been collecting secret recipes for giving birth to a daughter everywhere. After 20 years of hard work, he has eaten a lot of deer whips and finally gave birth to a daughter.

Then the two of them made a baby kiss.

Princess Luohe was a beautiful little doll when she was a child, and she is also a beautiful woman when she grows up. Ao Ye is very satisfied with her and gives her full respect as a princess.

Everything about their marriage was very logical. She never expected that on the day of their marriage, she escaped from marriage and left a letter criticizing his various evil deeds. What kind of male chauvinism, she will come forward when she sees a beautiful female monster Picking up a conversation, lascivious and shameless, like to sleep late, don't take a shower...

There were so many, a sheet of paper was full, more than a thousand words, Ao Ye angrily tore it to pieces when he saw half of it.

Dragons are obscene, what's wrong with liking beautiful female monsters, he is still the next generation of dragon kings, looking at the history of the dragon clan, which dragon king is not three thousand in the harem, hugging left and right, otherwise prisoner cows, grievances, and suanni come out of nowhere here.

Why do you like to sleep late and not take a bath, it is also wrong.

What's wrong with sleeping late, he stays in the water all day and takes a woolen bath!

It is unreasonable!

The Luohe River is a small river, but the princess of Luohe River is also a dragon. Ao Ye didn't expect that she didn't even understand the most basic principles, and even quarreled with him about these things, and even ran away on the day of her wedding.

Ao Ye smashed half of the Crystal Palace in a fit of rage, he could imagine without his brain how his cousins, who watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal, would laugh at him, and then spare no effort to spread the glorious story of his being dumped everywhere.

He couldn't wait for Yaozu.

Ao Ye swam for a long time before landing. He drank a lot of wine and slept for forty days. When he woke up, it was already dark.

There was a cold wind blowing outside the window, and it wasn't time to turn on the heating, so the room wasn't too cold. When Ao Ye opened his eyes, there was still grievance in his eyes that he would be dumped for being a handsome guy╥﹏╥.

Lifting the quilt, Ao Ye sat up, and the pink quilt cover that girls like slipped off, revealing his bare upper body with thin muscles. The texture was just right, the curves were undulating, very sexy, a woman couldn't hold it when she saw it.

"Ah!" Chen Lin screamed, shyly covering her face with a pillow.

Ao Ye searched for the sound, and Chen Lin was still covering his face with a pillow. He looked around again and found that it was a strange place.

"Where is this?" As he spoke, he was about to get up, and then realized that he was only wearing a pair of underwear.

Chen Lin showed her eyes from behind her pillow, and she had a brand new copy of "The Legend of Mortal Cultivation of Immortals" in her hand. It seemed to be a new purchase, and she had already read a third of it.

She asked defensively: "Well, little friend, how old are you, and where is your adult, are you a master of cultivation..."

"I am - Long." Ao Ye glanced at her, and then looked around for his clothes.

dragon!

As long as it is an individual, there is no one who does not know the creature dragon.

Chen Lin handed the men's clothing bought from Taobao to Ao Ye, feeling dizzy.

Ao Ye took the clothes and went to the bathroom. He has been to the human city. The last time was in 2014. He knows how to use the equipment in the bathroom.

After taking a shower, Ao Ye put on his clothes, put his arms around his wet half-length hair in disgust, and asked Chen Lin if there was a barber shop nearby.

I didn't feel it in the water before, but it was only when I went ashore that I realized that it was really inconvenient to wash my long hair.

Long, he even knows about barbershops... Chen Lin pointed at the dilapidated barbershop at the entrance of the community with trembling fingers.

Ao Ye asked: "Is it expensive?"

Chen Lin: "It only costs 35 for washing, cutting and blowing."

Ao Ye raised his eyebrows and said in surprise: "It's so cheap." In 2014, he stayed in Dongguan for a while, and the consumption was very expensive, and it cost more than 100 to wash his hair.

In fact, Chen Lin felt that washing, cutting and blowing 35 was not cheap at all, and it was her daily living expenses, but she didn't say it out loud.She thought that if the dragon had a hobby of collecting treasures, he should be very rich.

Unexpectedly, Ao Ye stretched out his hand to her.

At first, Chen Lin didn't react, Ao Ye frowned, and stretched out his hand, "Money."

Chen Lin hurriedly took out her wallet and gave him 100 yuan, "Is it enough?"

"Alright." Ao Ye smacked his lips. When he looked at the place where Chen Lin lived, he knew that she was a poor ghost, so he didn't ask for much. He put the money in his pocket and went out.

Chen Lin stood at the door and watched him leave blankly.

She is also a god. She picked up a man from the shore and slept for forty days without eating or drinking. When she woke up, she was lively and dancing. She even claimed to be a dragon. She also knew about barbershops and RMB. She didn’t call 110 , I didn't call 119, but I believed them all.

When Ao Ye was about to leave, he turned his back to Chen Lin and raised his hand, "I'll come back after washing my hair, you cook first, cook more, I'm hungry."

***

Ao Ye cut his half-long hair short, and the proprietress confiscated the money when she saw that he was handsome.

The proprietress, in her 40s, was less than his chest height, hooked his arm, and awkwardly stepped on a chair to take a selfie with him.

Ao Ye's temper is not very good, just like his current hair, it can't be straightened even by medicine, fluffy short hair is the most popular hairstyle nowadays, the tip of the tail is slightly curled, Ao Ye is not very satisfied, but the proprietress is quite satisfied.

Although our prince has a bit of a temper, his attitude towards females has always been relatively good. No matter how old or young they are, he is very gracious.

Seeing that the proprietress was uncomfortable standing on the chair, Ao Ye simply asked her to come down, bent her knees, and allowed the proprietress to take more than a dozen photos.

The proprietress and Ao Ye were head to head, and the proprietress asked him to raise his right hand to his head, and the two made a heart-to-heart comparison, one left and one right.

The proprietress's face was flushed, she was very happy, and she held her mobile phone in her palm like a baby.

Ao Ye pointed to the back door of the barber shop, staring at him bitterly, the middle-aged man who rattled the wooden door, asked the proprietress: "Your husband?"

"Don't pay attention to him!" The proprietress gave the boss a sideways glance, hugged Ao Ye's arm and reluctantly sent him to the door of the store, "Little classmate, how old are you, do you have a girlfriend?"

These words are heartbreaking!

Ao Ye remained silent.

The proprietress is curious, if there is, there is, and if there is no, there is no, what does it mean to not speak, is it broken love?No way, he will be dumped for being so handsome?

The proprietress was overjoyed, and slapped Ao Ye on the arm, "I have a daughter who looks very much like me. She is only a freshman this year. She is very beautiful. Would you like to introduce her to you?"

Ao Ye glanced at the pockmarked proprietress, shook his head, "I don't want to talk about it yet."

"Go, you boy." How can the proprietress not understand his thoughts, in fact, she also said that with Ao Ye's appearance, even if she married her daughter, she would be worried all day for fear of being snatched away by others.

Men are too handsome to be safe.

The proprietress waved her hand at Ao Ye's back, "Handsome guy, come here often in the future, auntie doesn't charge money."

Isn't that going to lose money?Every day, the boss, who was bitterly haggling with ten yuan pocket money, felt resentful and sent the sawdust flying across the wooden door.

Little brat, if you dare to come next time, I'll tell you to go back with your head bare.

***

Ao Ye was dressed in Taobao products, black body jeans, a jacket with a hood, and sneakers made by a small workshop. He was wearing very ordinary clothes. At first glance, he looked like a poor man, but because of his handsome face with sharp edges and corners, he was accepted by others. A lot of attention.

From the proprietress to Yingying Yanyan all the way.

Yes, the one standing on the side of the road.

Beautifully dressed and fashionable women, when they see single men, they will go up to hook up a few words, come to have fun, etc. Such informal and not very glamorous business can be seen everywhere in the slums.

The pretty women were squabbling for business under the dim street lights, fighting for each other, and sometimes making moves. Seeing Ao Ye strolling by with his hands in his pockets, no one was ashamed to strike up a conversation. They just blushed. Electric wires, hide by the wall, even embarrassed to greet guests passing by, just like a young girl in love who can't even open her mouth.

Zhou Fei is the leader who manages this invisible industry. He is a young man of 25 or [-] years old, followed by four or five younger brothers, with yellow hair on his head and a tattoo of a tiger on his arm. He usually collects protection fees and resolves some commercial disputes. Occasionally part-time robbery.

When Ao Ye came out of the five buildings where Chen Lin lived, there was a super handsome guy in their area, and everyone knew it with wings.

As the most handsome man in this area and the most capable of fighting, Zhou Fei was very unconvinced, but he didn't go looking for Ao Ye. He is the boss of this area anyway, but he didn't expect Ao Ye to come to his door by himself.

Zhou Fei was still holding the protection fee that had just been collected, when he saw a man walking by him. He was quite tall, estimated to be one hundred and eighty.

Zhou Fei immediately asked his brothers to surround them.

"Yes, Brother Fei." The younger brothers acted quickly and immediately surrounded Ao Ye.

Zhou Fei walked in front of Ao Ye with a posture that he thought was handsome. He took a look at Ao Ye, and his face suddenly became ugly.

This kid is even more handsome than him. . .

Ao Ye is not as good-tempered towards men as women are, so he asked impatiently, "Why?"

Zhou Fei sneered, and strolled around Ao Ye, "Little brother looks good, I heard that you don't need to pay for a haircut at the proprietress..."

Zhou Fei was calm on the surface, but he was already vomiting blood in his heart. Even if it was him, the haircut in the community was only [-]% off. This man who didn't know where he came from was actually free.

Jealous!

Ao Ye gave him a sideways glance, "None of your business!" As he spoke, he took out a pack of soft Chinese from his pocket, took out one, and ignited it.

"Fuck, who are you talking to, kid? Do you know who Brother Fei is..." Seeing that he was so arrogant, the younger brothers quit.

"Forget it, kid, why bother to be as knowledgeable as him." Zhou Fei waved his hand pretending to be generous, glanced at the cheap clothes on Ao Ye's body, and stretched out his hand to pinch Ao Ye's skin that had been in the water for many years, and his skin was frosty and snowy. Chin, "Little white face, don't waste your looks so handsome, how about being a duck under my brother's hands, I will make you delicious and spicy..."

The prince knows the word "duck".

So, our not-so-temper Prince gave Brother Xiao Fei a loving hug.

A very friendly hug, not the kind that would kill someone.

***

The slum where Chen Lin lives is Zhou Fei's territory. Although he does a shady job such as collecting protection fees and robbery, and Zhou Fei doesn't study much, he still has a business sense and rents a place here. The house on the second floor has been walled up to look like a store, and a signboard with red letters on a black background is hung.

Fei Ge Business Consulting Company, eight big characters.

Below the big characters there is a string of small characters: The company undertakes various commercial disputes, fights to seek revenge, collect debts and collect debts, and handle all kinds of dissatisfaction.

It's not a serious business, and it's not registered with the Industrial and Commercial Bureau.

The outside of the company is tacky, but the inside is well-decorated. There are two fortune trees growing lushly at the entrance.There are also second-hand leather sofas, water dispensers, and desks in the house.

Quite stylish, besides the portrait of Guan Erye on the wall, there are several red pennants, such as debt collectors, fighting supermen, good friends of the people and so on.

At a glance, there are four or five pictures, but I don't know if they were given by someone else or made by myself to fill the scene.

Ao Ye didn't sit on the sofa, there was a grand master's chair in the room, he sat on it, crossed his legs, stretched out his right hand, and Zhou Fei's younger brother, a thin man named Monkey, graciously handed over a cup of tea, for fear of scalding our prince, He also pouted and blew a few times.

"Okay!" Ao Ye was very impatient.

Who the hell wants a man to blow it on him, the saliva flies in, and he can drink it, the pretty lady is fine.

Ao Ye took a look around, there was a man's sweaty smell, and there was no young lady at first glance.

"Yes yes yes." The monkey didn't dare to delay, stretched out his hands and respectfully handed over the tea.

Ao Ye took a sip, and the smell of Tieguanyin, which cost ten yuan a tael, made him frown unhappily. He is a big man, not as delicate as a girl, so he took a few sips to make do with it.

After drinking, Ao Ye turned his attention to the person kneeling at his feet.

As the boss of the film and the most masculine handsome guy, Zhou Fei is kneeling at Ao Ye's feet without any bones at this moment.

Wucai Mantou's face could no longer be seen, his right eye was swollen into a gap, and one of his front teeth was missing.

"Dad, I was wrong, I don't dare anymore...Dad, love me one more time..." Zhou Fei cried so hard that he walked to the prince's feet, stretched out his blood-stained hands, and wanted to catch Dad Grown-up trousers.