Crystal Palace Irregular Dispute Corporation

The prince's quick money-making plan went bankrupt under the wrath of Tang Xiaomei, the strongest junior high school student in history.

And in order to prove that he is not a hot chicken and is very concerned about the education of the next generation, the prince even went shopping with his nanny for the first time, and bought toys for Lizi.

Of course, the pear is held by the nanny, and the prince either puts his hands in his pockets, or puts one hand in his pocket and the other holds a cigarette, and he can attract countless fans wherever he goes.

Lou Jue wore a mask when going out as usual, only his forehead and eyes were exposed, and he was holding a child, but still attracted a lot of attention.

"Look, that little brother holding the baby is so tall."

"I still have long hair, and it's the first time I realize that a man with long hair can be so handsome."

"Look how manly he can hold a child with one hand."

"The little brother next to him is also very handsome, but he is a little short."

Hearing this, the crown prince was almost ashamed, but there was nothing he could do.

Height is too important for a man, but it doesn't take hard work to grow up.

"It's true that I'm a meter short, but my short-haired brother looks super good-looking, like a star."

The little girl was discussing, and boldly ran up to ask for a photo, causing passers-by to look sideways, and even the security guards in the shopping mall were alarmed. During the confusion, the prince was bumped, and the back of his head hit a hard sign on the wall. Amidst their screams, Lou Jue grabbed his hand and pulled it hard, the crown prince leaned forward and slammed his head into Lou Jue's arms, there was only a sound, and the crown prince's nose hit Lou Jue's chin.

The prince screamed in pain, his peach blossom eyes were clouded with mist, which showed that the impact was not serious.

"Come, let me have a look." Lou Jue held the pear in one hand, while pinching the crown prince's chin, the tentacles were warm, and he couldn't help rubbing it.

Lou Jue raised the crown prince's chin, looked left and right, and the poor nose really turned red.

"Does it hurt?" He asked softly, the man's thin lips were cold, but his tone was very soft.

"Nonsense, hit it to see if it hurts." The crown prince grinned at him.

"Okay, next time you hit me." Lou Jue chuckled.

The crown prince rolled his eyes at him, with the look of "Why are you such an idiot".

Suddenly there was an excited voice from a young lady next to her, "Excuse me, are you a couple?"

The crown prince tilted his head, holding Lou Jue's clothes with his left hand in the posture of being surrounded by Lou Jue, with a face like a young lady, did I hear what you said wrong?

The young lady looked at their ambiguous postures, thinking that he had acquiesced, and excitedly chatted with her companion.

"I just said how could two such handsome men not have girlfriends, so they are a couple."

"Hey, I guessed it a long time ago. Look at that short-haired guy, he is still leaning on his old Gong. This dog food is really..."

"It's gone. The handsome guy belongs to someone else's family. Let's go home and read novels."

"Hey, wait a minute, you come back..." The crown prince stared blankly at the young ladies and sisters who surrounded him and quickly dispersed, feeling very cold in his heart.

He's not gay, he's really not the same as Bai Wuchang, and his cousin who didn't fuck well.

There are straight men with steel pipes, and the straight ones can't be straighter.

The crowd of onlookers had already dispersed, and those behind heard what the previous people said, and occasionally pointed at the prince and said something, to the effect that this pair of men and women were so close that they would even go shopping together.

The prince was so angry that he was so angry that a straight man with a steel pipe was mistaken for gay, how angry~

Chasing up and explaining it will only get darker and darker, or even develop in a bad direction. Bai Wuchang is an example.

In other words, when Bai Wuchang was a straight steel man, rumors of him and Hei Wuchang being inseparable and various py transactions were everywhere in the underworld. Everyone in the underworld knew that he was gay, and he was finally wiped out by Heiwuchang.

Really, it can't explain this kind of thing, the more you explain it, the more chaotic it becomes, the prince has a deep understanding, so he can only vent his anger on his nanny, scolding: "It's all your fault for being gay, making others think we are gay .”

Lou Jue is tall and has long legs. He has a muscular body and a sharp silhouette. His temperament alone can scare people away. Since he was born, no one thinks he is gay. Take pears, for example.

Lizi is so cruel, she wanted to eat her own mother's flesh and blood since she was born, even the prince has been bitten by him, one can imagine how big Lizi's appetite is.

Of course, now that Lizi has been educated by the prince for so long, he also knows some good and bad things. Whether it is Papa Long or Zhou Feifei, he knows that they are not food and cannot be bitten.

But Lou Jue is different, he never showed his cultivation, never beat and scolded Li Zi, to establish his majesty, but Li Zi never showed his fangs to him.

Lizi is still young and doesn't know anything. He doesn't know how powerful the nanny is, but the wild intuition deep in his heart tells him that he can't show any intention of "you are food" to the nanny, otherwise he will be miserable.

It can be said that since the beginning of the world, Lou Jue has been one of the strongest people in the Three Realms.

In the legend of the human race, Yuanfeng was the first phoenix conceived by nature. In fact, all the leaders of the prehistoric tribes knew that Yuanfeng also had a younger brother.

Today's world is no longer a prehistoric world. Thousands of years have passed since the five calamities of the world. The old gods are dead and silent. Not many people know this secret, let alone the human race. Lou Jue went to Hongjun Daozu When the dojo listened to the sermon, the human race was still mud on the ground.

Facing the crown prince's unreasonable accusation, Lou Jue just smiled and did not argue with him.

It's okay if he doesn't smile, but when he smiles, the prince's whole body is not right, he just feels that his nanny is like a vixen, and there are sinister intentions hidden in that indifferent smile, but when he looks at it again, Lou Jue has returned to his usual appearance , the blade-like outline is extremely handsome and exquisite, and the expressionless man is so manly that the prince is stunned.

In fact, the prince who has always claimed to be the most handsome in the world has a little low self-esteem about his appearance.

Speaking of it, I blame my father. The sons I gave birth to are all handsome and tall, with explosive masculinity. Only the crown prince has delicate eyebrows and eyes, which is very similar to his mother. Fortunately, the crown prince is sloppy and has a bad temper, like a small firecracker, otherwise he If you are a little quieter and weaker, you will definitely be considered a sissy, and even gays in gays can't be washed clean.

The prince looked at the handsome and sharp side face of his nanny, envious in his heart.

The nanny's face is completely his fault.

And this shoulder width narrow waist upturned buttocks, more models than models.

Not to mention the long legs, [-], a full eight centimeters taller than him.

jealous.

Jealousy wanted to hold on to him, but also didn't want to go with him, to make himself appear shorter.

The complicated thoughts caused the prince to lament from time to time, and a voice sounded beside him, "Handsome guy, do you want this? I'll sell it to you cheaply."

The man with wicked eyebrows and mouse eyes pulled the prince and refused to let him go.

The prince thought it was a thief selling mobile phones. After all, he had met him several times, but he didn't expect that this man was not a thief. He was the owner of a small commodity shop in a shopping mall.

No, watching the prince drooling over his nanny's long legs, he dragged the prince into his store to sell the newly arrived invisible height-increasing insoles.

From indescribable mao to height-increasing insoles, the wisdom of the human race opened the eyes of the prince.

No wonder even the old prime minister said that after retreating, he wanted to come to the human world for a walk, and the human city was full of surprises.

The two of them were head to head, furtively picking and choosing, and finally the prince bought three pairs of height-enhancing insoles.

The crawling mat has already been bought, and the merchant sent it directly to the home. Lou Jue was choosing toys for Lizi, and seeing that the prince had disappeared again, he thought he was going to strike up a conversation with the young lady again, so he quickly called.

The prince strolled over, he didn't smell of women's perfume, his trouser pockets were bulging, and he didn't know what he bought, Lou Jue asked him, he was still smoking a cigarette, "You are a little nanny, and you actually take care of the boss" It's like pulling.

Lou Jue didn’t ask anymore. Li Zi took a fancy to Lego’s Iron Man building blocks, the price was [-] less. Knocking the door, one can imagine what kind of expression he will have when he hears that the toy costs [-] yuan, but when he thinks of Tang Xiaomei running on him, the prince reluctantly swipes his credit card.

The crown prince pulled Lizi's cheeks to both sides, "Lizi, you have to win over your father, who spent a lot of money raising you."

The corner of Lou Jue's mouth twitched, thinking that the crown prince was going to say something about being a man and being a god, and every word was inseparable from money. The cat disease of the Dragon Clan who loves money has really remained unchanged for thousands of years.

After buying Lizi's toys, the two of them went to the supermarket again. During this period, the prince kept playing with his mobile phone, sending out a series of WeChat messages, and his face almost died of laughter.

【WeChat】

I took it out bigger than you: little brother, what are you doing?

The most handsome in the world: accompany the babysitter to the supermarket.

I took it out bigger than you: You are so considerate, I like it so much.

The most handsome man in the world: I like you too.

I took it out bigger than you: Then let’s meet tomorrow night, Double Happiness Hotel?

The most handsome man in the world: Good.

Lou Jue stood on the prince's right hand, lowered his head slightly, and put the tip of his nose on the prince's hair, and asked, "Who is it?"

The prince handed over the mobile phone, and proudly showed off: "The young lady I met on the blind date website, the snake clan, is a bit weak, but look at her face, is she charming and charming? Delicate and charming Compare."

Lou Jue looked at the profile picture of "I took it out bigger than you" on WeChat, "It's really delicate and beautiful, but how does this name feel..."

The crown prince frowned slightly: "The name really doesn't sound good. I asked her and she is only a hundred years old. Little girls are always in the second grade."

Lou Jue: I don't think so.