Crystal Palace Irregular Dispute Corporation

Mr. Wang Fugui is seventy years old and has white hair. He has personally experienced the era when feudal superstition was broken.

At that time, people's mantra was to overthrow all feudal superstitions, and all ghosts and monsters must be swept away. Almost everyone said the word "science", but not many people understood it.

It was an era of science popularization for the whole people. The targets of science popularization were all the elderly. Thunder in science popularization was not because God was angry. Rain in science popularization was not because the dragon god was spreading rain with clouds. In front of people, Wang Fugui is still a staunch supporter of feudal superstition.

The reason is to start with Grandpa Wang San, the ancestor of the Wang family.

Grandpa Wang San, like Prince Jixiang, was a man from the Qing Dynasty with half of his head bare. Soldiers died on the battlefield, and died young. Wang Fugui had never met Grandpa Wang San, but just followed his parents every year. Behind the stock, according to the local customs, grandpa Wang San was paid homage to the grave, and there was nothing unusual about it.

At that time, marriage was very early, and Wang Fugui also married early. A 20-year-old black and thin young man got into an arranged marriage under the orders of his parents.

The Wang family is poor, and the condition of the girl is not very good. She lives in a village three or four hours away from the Wang family. Wang Fugui meets with a few brothers to pick up the bride in the morning. In winter, it is late in the morning. Before it was lit, I went out with a torch.

Passing by a small river, the water was not deep, and a wooden bridge was built on the river. Wang Fugui, who was only 20 years old at the time, walked at the end of the team. There was not even a trace of white belly in the sky. Wang Fugui thought for a moment that he had fallen into a trap. He was holding a torch in his hand, but he couldn't see the way, so he could only move forward by groping.

The companion in front was also vague and indistinct, like a shadow reflected on paper. When the wind blows and the lights flicker, the shadow also shakes, twisting, not like a person, and walking very fast. Wang Fugui felt a little scared in his heart. , wanted to tell them to wait for him, but he couldn't say it, as if a force was strangling his neck, preventing him from speaking.

As a result, Wang Fugui became more and more flustered, and stepped faster, trying to catch up immediately, but when he lifted his foot, he missed and fell into the river.

When the weather was not cold enough to freeze, the river was not deep. Wang Fugui was also a kid who was used to living in ponds since he was a child. Something cold wrapped around him, dragging him into the water relentlessly.

Wang Fugui struggled and shouted for help, but only drank a few sips of cold and smelly river water. His head was submerged in the river, and he had difficulty breathing. Just when Wang Fugui felt that he couldn't do it, there was the sound of horseshoes, and someone jumped into the water with a plop. In the sky, big water splashes gradually rose.

The visitor was dressed in armor, carrying a long knife, and dragged Wang Fugui out of the water with his left hand by his collar. He poked forward with his right hand, and the long knife pierced through the air.

"That ugly son of a bitch, dare to touch my Wang family's child."

This person is Grandpa Wang San. Wang Fugui had never seen Grandpa Wang San before. He was terrified at that time. The knife slashed at the river and trembled in fear, and he couldn't help but faint. I don't know if the stimulation was not enough or too much. Wang Fugui failed to fulfill his wish and failed to pass out. easy to use.

After Grandpa Wang San slashed furiously, a group of black algae-like things under the water gathered and scattered for a while, and finally sank into the bottom of the river and disappeared because he lost to Grandpa Wang San's majesty.

Wang Fugui heard the old man at the end of the alley talk about ghosts and strange aspirations. The old man called this thing called a water ghost. It usually hides in the bottom of the water and is afraid of light. Many rivers and ponds have this thing, especially those ponds where people have drowned. There are always water ghosts. Looking for a substitute, the water ghost is very powerful in the water, so the old people always advise the children not to play by the water.

Wang Fugui scoffed. He played with his parents behind his back and played in the water since he was a child. He didn't expect that today he really met a water ghost. This is really an unforgettable memory.

But at that time, Wang Fugui also thought so much.

The water ghost was repelled, but the armor that was obviously not human was still there. Wang Fugui knelt down with a plop, begging the armor ghost to spare his life, and calling in his heart to the ancestors of the Wang family to come and save him.

On the first day of the Lunar New Year and the next year of the Qing Dynasty, he offered incense to the ancestor. He was never absent, but he was not very sincere.

For young people, most of them are the same, and it is not a big mistake. I also ask the ancestors to forgive him once and save his life. After he returns, he must cook more delicious food to comfort the ancestors.

Wang Fugui knelt and begged in all kinds of ways, because of extreme fear, he completely forgot the previous roar of Grandpa Wang San.

Grandpa Wang San died early, with a young face and a good beard, so he was nicknamed the bearded man.

The Third Grandpa of King Meixu disliked Wang Fugui's cowardice, "You really don't have any heroism at all, and you don't look like a descendant of my Wang family at all."

That being said, Grandpa Wang San didn't dare to dislike him too much. He died on the battlefield, his superiors were corrupt, and his pension was not paid. It was all up to his old wife to raise the children and pass on the Wang family.

Grandpa Wang San rode away after training Wang Fugui. Wang Fugui's companions also came back to him from the front and asked him why he didn't keep up with them.

Wang Fugui scrambled into the crowd, went home and talked about it with his parents, gesturing to Grandpa Wang's appearance and tone of voice. His grandma, who was still alive at the time, immediately guessed the identity of Grandpa Wang.

That night, Wang Fugui didn't even think about the bridal chamber, and the family spent half a month's food expenses to arrange a high-quality banquet, and invited Third Grandpa Wang to come back for a drink.

Sure enough, Wang Fugui saw Grandpa Wang San in his dream at night, and while eating wine and meat, Wang Fugui said that Wang Fugui was cowardly but very filial.

——Because of this, Wang Fugui became a loyal supporter of feudal superstition.

According to the sacrificial rules of his hometown, every New Year’s Day, Qingming Festival, and Chongyang Festival, there will be banquets and burning ingots for the ancestors. Wang Fugui has been offering sacrifices in this way according to the custom. He also dreamed of Grandpa Wang San from time to time. Gossiping with him.

Grandpa Wang San is an unemployed vagrant who doesn't know a lot of Chinese characters. He is different from ordinary weak chicken ghosts who have no magic power and will not go hungry. It is a topic that is more grounded and down-to-earth day by day.

Wang Fugui asked him why he didn't want to reincarnate, and Grandpa Wang San was very impressed.

Although Grandpa Wang San died early, he was definitely a good man who loved his family. At first he didn't want to reincarnate because he wanted to take care of the old and weak in the family.

Although the life of Wang Fugui's family is not very satisfactory nowadays, the family lives in an alley house, but they can be considered to have no worries about food and clothing. Grandpa Wang San felt that he could go to reincarnation. He never thought that young people nowadays are under great pressure and are unwilling to marry To give birth to a child, you have no land to reincarnate, and you have to wait in a long line. If Grandpa Wang San had registered in the underworld earlier, he would have been given priority based on his years of experience as a ghost, but he is uneducated, so he will naturally fall behind.

After hearing this, Wang Fugui felt very guilty. He felt that he had caused Grandpa Wang Third, and he was more diligent in eating and drinking to pay homage.

Just last year, Grandpa Wang San suddenly dreamed that he was no longer a vagrant, and found a unit to take over, and what he ate was imperial food, so that Wang Fugui didn't have to get him such food and drink.

Wang Fugui was very happy, so he asked which unit?Is it Yama?

There are ten halls of Yan Luo in the underworld, and Wang Fugui knows the fifth hall, King Yama, who is the master of the fifth hall.

Grandpa Wang San's eyes flashed and he didn't say anything, he only said that he has a great future and will develop in the future.

Wang Fugui said, "Your boss doesn't know a few words, and you are unwilling to learn. How can you develop in modern times where technology is the primary productive force?"How developed?

Grandpa Wang San said that Wang Fugui didn't respect him, so he left in a huff, without dreaming for a long time.

This year in Chongyang, Grandpa Wang was sick and was admitted to the hospital, and he couldn’t buy a banquet for Grandpa Wang. His son and daughter-in-law were busy working to earn money and had to take care of him. There was no spare time, so Wang Fugui gave money to his grandson. He burned more joss sticks and ingots for Grandpa Wang San.

The little grandson patted his chest on the surface to reassure, and as soon as he turned around, he went into the Internet cafe to eat chicken.

The internet-addicted teenager forgets the time as soon as he starts playing games, and when he comes out of the internet cafe and goes home to sleep for twenty hours, he forgets about burning ingots for Grandpa Wang San long ago.

On the first day Wang Fugui returned home from the hospital, he dreamed that Grandpa Wang San looked pale and asked him why he didn't send him money.

As soon as Wang Fugui thought about it, he knew it was the little grandson's fault. He first apologized and said that he would make up for the third grandpa Wang tomorrow, and then asked the third grandpa Wang strangely if he had eaten the emperor's rations, why is he still not full?

Grandpa Wang San immediately poured out his bitterness, saying how hard the daily practice was, and how unpalatable the food was, and he was still not full. He only had one meal a day, and the other two meals consisted of porridge and corn buns. The fading bird came, and the salary was not paid on time, and it was the same as a dime for the corrupt Qing government at that time.

One hair is the same as the buzzword that Grandpa Wang and modern ghosts learned.

It was said that Wang Fugui became more and more curious about Third Grandpa Wang's unit, but Third Grandpa Wang only complained about it and didn't say much else.

When he woke up the next day, Wang Fugui first beat his little grandson, then set a banquet, and offered incense candles to pay homage. Grandpa Wang came secretly, saying that the military camp was strictly controlled, and he escaped secretly. The rooster crowed At the first sound, I rushed back in a hurry.

The thin cheeks of Grandpa Wang San who ate big meat visibly plumped up, and the beard on his chin also glowed again.

This is incredible.

Everyone in the army camp is eating dirt, everyone is so hungry, weak, pale and emaciated, why does Grandpa Wang San grow flesh?There must be something wrong.

The other battalions don't know, but the one battalion has their eyes on Grandpa Wang San. The upper level controls people to eat and take cards, and the lower brothers stare at you pitifully. How can Grandpa Wang San be alone.

Brothers on the battlefield, that is a brother who has died, maybe one day he can save your life, so under the connivance of Shangguan who turned a blind eye and the desire of his subordinates to share a piece of meat, Grandpa Wang San stopped sneaking around, and went home every day to get food, drink and ingots, and his companions gave him a break, and he lived a good life.

This is a pain for the Wang family.

Wang Fugui retired and returned home. Although he was free, his family's financial conditions were limited and he could not afford such a large expenditure.And his son and daughter-in-law are not as superstitious as he is, especially the little grandson who scoffs at her.

Wang Fugui did some self-reflection, and under the enlightenment of the Rule of Law and Education Channel, he started a unit that suspected Grandpa Wang San.

Could it be that Grandpa Wang San was brainwashed by some cult organization?

Wang Fugui recalled that Grandpa Wang's words and deeds were evasive, and he really didn't look like he was eating regular imperial food. He wanted to ask the Taoist priest to give him a lecture to wake him up.

Two days ago, Taiqing Temple held a blessing ceremony. The cash-strapped Wang Fugui, with his old qualifications as a loyal member of feudal superstition for many years, got a certificate for observing the ceremony, and became one of the three lucky ones. The birthday horoscope was handed over to Tai Yi.

He couldn't tell what kind of organization that evil cult was, so he said that his ancestors were mentally abnormal, so he asked Master Taiyi to recite scriptures to refresh his ancestors.

Master Taiyi didn't know that there was such a big name in it, and after following the rules, he thought it was nothing to do with him.

But he didn't expect that that night Wang Fugui dreamed that Grandpa Wang was crying to him again, saying that all the money he had hidden under his feet was confiscated by the Shangguan, and he didn't want to be a soldier.

Wang Fugui thought that the practice was effective, and thought that Grandpa Wang San wanted to leave the cult, but he never thought that Grandpa Wang San would reach out to him again, asking Wang Fugui to give him more ingots. They would get up in two days, and the brothers would eat and drink. Only enough can do great things.

Wang Fugui really didn't know what great things a group of ghosts could do. Could it be possible to change the dynasty?

Cults, all are cults.

Wang Fugui looked at his Grandpa Wang San, and said to himself that this evil cult is too unkind, it would deceive even illiterate people, what a beast.

Wang Fugui couldn't help but think of his brother who lived in the same alley. He was cheated by a scammer a while ago. He went to the bank and insisted on sending money to the scammer, but the police didn't help. Wang Fugui felt that Grandpa Wang San was like his old friend. Persuading him, but he couldn't come back. On the surface, he followed Grandpa Wang San and promised to send him money. When he woke up in the morning, he ran to Taiqingguan, and explained the whole thing thoroughly.

Of course, one mouthful of one cult has distorted the concept of Taiqing.

Master Taiyi thought at the time, Grandma Xiong really thought I was too old to lift a knife, so where did the XJB cult come from and dare to stir up ghosts to make trouble.

Although Daoist Taiyi has a clear body, seventy is indeed not young, and he wants to go up a promotion before he retires. Even if he has no real power, his retirement salary can be raised a bit. It also helps, Taiyi Zhenren is the leader of the local Daoist Association, and further up is the General Administration.

The Comprehensive Management Bureau is a unit that does practical things, and everyone in it is a big boss. The real Taiyi can't go through the back door. The only hope is that the bosses of the management bureau see him guarding peace for 70 years. There is no credit but hard work. He is willing to transfer his files to the administration, even if he is a sweeper.

Now, while Master Taiyi was calculating his retirement date, while waiting bitterly for his application to be stamped by the administration, the matter of Wang Fugui hit him in the face of Master Taiyi.

This is really falling asleep. Someone sent a pillow.

Master Taiyi was worried that his qualifications were not rich enough, so a certain cult came to his door.

Master Taiyi was scheming and did not disturb Grandpa Wang San. He asked Wang Fugui to burn a large number of ingot incense candles for Grandpa Wang San. Grandpa Wang praised Fugui for being sensible and supporting his career, and at the same time called a few brothers to move the ingot incense candles.

Grandpa Wang San didn't know that there was a little Taoist priest from Taiqingguan following them.

The young Taoist priest has good legs and feet, a flexible mind, and good morals. He posted a talisman on himself to gain popularity, and followed Grandpa Wang San on the ghost car all the way to a barren mountain three kilometers away from Xiangshan.

Xiangshan is full of disasters and disasters this year. First, there was Loujue to overcome the catastrophe, and then there was the demon clan who was born in pears and the second sister of the prince. Fortunately, all the gods and Buddhas disappeared a thousand years ago, otherwise the gods of Xiangshan knew that they were entangled Destiny must wipe away the tears.

Compared with Xiangshan, this barren mountain is even more pitiful. It doesn't even have an official name. The whole mountain is made of rocks. Let alone going to Qingqing for tourism, just passing by is afraid that the rocks will slide down and hit you. It is very desolate. Few people can be seen all year round, and the grass grows taller than people.

No one knows that the middle of the barren mountain is empty, and a barrier has been set up. One hundred thousand Yin soldiers are raised. The Yin soldiers rest during the day and practice at night. , and then happily gnawed with a joss stick.

The little Taoist was afraid of scaring the snake away, so he didn't follow up. After confirming that this was the foundation of the cult, he immediately went back and told Master Taiyi.

Immediately, Master Taiyi notified the local feudal unit that Buddhism was going out, saying that there was a cult on the barren mountain, brainwashing ghosts to swindle money, and was still planning illegal actions. To annihilate them in one fell swoop is to correct this unhealthy trend.

It's no wonder that Taiyi Daoist took action without knowing the situation. In modern society, the days of peace have passed for a long time, who would have thought that ghosts would want to rebel.

The Taiyi real person also gave the bandit suppression a code name called "Catch the Turtle in the Urn", which was organized by the Taiqingguan organization and rewarded after the event.

Of course, not everyone can go to this operation, and the Crystal Palace is not eligible.

The not-so-prince has been burdened with mortgages recently, and from time to time he cried poorly in Moments. Liu Daochang, who added him on WeChat, thought of the prince who dragged his family with him, and felt compassionate, so he mentioned the name of Crystal Palace to Master Taiyi.

The Crystal Palace is not well-known, and has not yet registered in front of Taiqing Temple, but Master Taiyi has heard about the method of the prince to catch ghosts from Liu Daochang, and is especially interested in the method of Aunt Xu’s old mother’s double-certified soul calling. The young man was quick-witted, so he agreed to Liu Daochang's request and asked Crystal Palace to join the bandit suppression plan.

Anyway, after the fact, it is rewarded based on merit. It is good to have strength, and you will not get a penny if you have no strength.

Don't look at Tai Yi who has practiced feudal superstition all his life. He is not corrupt, but he is shrewd.