Crystal Palace Irregular Dispute Corporation

In the bathroom, the prince peeled off the little monster's pears, and then threw them into the little monster's exclusive bathtub. The flowering umbrella, showering, squeezing the shower gel, and rubbing bubbles were all done in one go.

This is the first time that Father Long bathes Little Lizi. The prince who has never done such delicate work is unavoidably clumsy. He doesn't care how heavy his hands are. After rubbing the little monster twice, there are two red marks on the little monster. In the eyes of the little monster With tears in my eyes, I want to cry but dare not cry.

The prince had a long face, and he was not in a good mood all day. His back hurt again, and he was rubbed again. The little monster hummed twice, and a crying bag just held back his tears. down.

Bubbled too much, the prince couldn't see the scars he made, and the little monster didn't make a sound, so the ignorant father Long insulted Xiao Lizi like this, and the marks on the little monster's body after flushing Then it was exposed, and there were several pink fingerprints printed on the pitch-black skin, which was the masterpiece of the prince, but he himself didn't know it, and was startled by the fingerprints.

The prince: "What is this... Which bastard abused my Lizi..."

Lizi looked at Papa Long with infinite grievances, with her mouth flattened like she was about to cry, not to mention how pitiful she was, Papa Long's heart softened, and he hugged the little monster into his arms, and kissed the little monster's round and round face. On the face, "Hey, Lizi, don't cry, there is something bad to bully our Lizi father and beat him..."

Li Zi's mouth is so high that he can hang two taels of pork, "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."

Lizi is wronged: it is Lizi who was bullied by her father~

hum~

bad dad~

Father Long couldn't understand the alien language of the little monster, so he poked Hong Hong's finger print and asked, "Does it hurt?"

Lizi nodded, her newly grown double chins were stacked together, fat and glutinous, like jujube cakes, and there were still tears in her eyes from being poked by Papa Long.

The little monster's tear bag made the prince even more angry, thinking that which bastard dared to bully my son, he had to peel it off...

Thinking of this, the prince was embarrassed.

There are only three adults in their room, whether it is the nanny or Zhou Feifei, they all love Lizi, are gentle and considerate, only himself...he is the only one who has ever beaten Lizi in this room.

It can be said that since Da Lizi was born, neither the nanny nor Zhou Feifei have touched Li Zi's finger, except him...

Thinking about it, the crown prince pinched Lizi's arm, and Lizi yelled in pain, the tearbags in his eyes burst, strings of teardrops fell down, and there were two more tears on his arm. This fingerprint is the same size as the one on Lizi's body.

Lizi cried out loudly, "Yeah... babble..."

Lizi: Dad is a bully... a bad guy... a big bad guy...

Lizi didn't expect Papa Long to bully her again, she felt so wronged, she opened her bloody mouth and bit Papa Long's shoulder, her sharp teeth rubbed against Papa Long's snow-like skin a few times, but she didn't bite down. .

"You are always too soft-hearted, too soft-hearted, and you have to deal with all the problems by yourself..." The aunt downstairs was doing an indecent square dance again.

The little monster was holding Papa Long's shoulder in its mouth, and its heart was in a mess. The little monster pouted its butt, let go of its mouth, put its arms around Papa Long's neck, straightened its neck, and stuck its little mouth on Papa Long's face , gave a fierce sip.

"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."

Lizi: Dad is bad, Lizi wants to punish dad~

The little monster yelled and kissed the father dragon's face (づ￣3￣)づ╭～

The prince was slobbered by Lizi, he was really scared, and he didn't care if Xiaolizi understood or not, he apologized repeatedly and said that he would be careful in the future, the little monster wrinkled his nose and snorted, quite arrogant.

"You're still floating, aren't you..." The crown prince slapped the little monster on the buttocks, and threw the cleaned little monster into the bathtub with the little yellow duck floating in it. The little monster patted the little yellow duck excitedly The water was fun.

"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."

Xiao Lizi made a lot of money today, and kissed her father several times, but her father had no power to fight back, so she let Lizi do whatever she wanted~~~~

Hey hey hey, pears are so beautiful.

The unscrupulous father is miserable.

The unscrupulous father is very stinky, and he has to look in the mirror several times when he goes out. He hates Lizi's saliva, ticking, like a faucet, but now he is covered with saliva by a little monster, and instantly feels that his beauty has dropped by two. Level, wash the face twice before it is finished.

While wiping his face with a towel, the crown prince pointed at Lizi and cursed: "I'll spit on my face later and break your legs."

Lizi didn't understand what Papa Long was talking about at all, she tilted her head and blinked her eyes, staring at Papa Long for a moment, "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeah..."

Riko: What is it~ What is Dad talking about~ I don’t understand at all~

The prince continued to teach: "Little kid, do you understand elegance? You are a dragon, not a cat or a dog on the street. Even if you don't look good, you have to show the elegant and noble temperament of our dragon."

The little monster understood a little bit, stood up from the bathtub suddenly, waved its little hands and shouted excitedly, "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."

Lizi: Longlong Longlong, Lizi is Longlong~

After speaking, he jumped into the water basin with a plop, imitating the appearance of a dragon, and swam and swam in the water with his little butt sticking out. Of course, the little monster couldn't swim, so he threw himself face down in the water basin. Li remained motionless, drank a few mouthfuls of his own bath water, and nearly choked to death.

"Cough cough cough... babbling... gurgling... babbling..."

The crown prince was stunned, he didn't know what the little monster was doing, he quickly lifted him up, patted his back and spit out clean water, the little monster threw himself into Father Long's arms, wowed aggrieved and cried again.

A crying bag is a crying bag after all.

The prince is really speechless, the nanny is away for a day, and his brain cells are not enough.

The child's world is too complicated, and the prince doesn't understand it at all. When she put Lizi in her pajamas, Lizi started to make a fuss again, and insisted on not wanting the white towel that Papa Long handed over.

The prince had a bad temper and wanted to explode on the spot. Seeing Lizi's red eyes from crying (even though she was not crying), she went to Loujue's bedroom to find a little rabbit nightgown for Lizi.

When he entered Lou Jue's room, the prince didn't dare to look at anything. The room seemed to be poisonous, and he didn't even dare to take a breath. He took out Lizi's nightgown and rushed into the bathroom to wipe off the water on the little monster. , stuffed it into the bathrobe, and carried the little monster back to his room with the two rabbit ears on the robe.

Tonight, Lizi sleeps with Papa Long.

The little monster was so excited that he turned over and over on the bed like a monkey, completely forgetting his miserable experience of failing to swim as a small dragon.

The pear is still small~

Sooner or later, I will swim like a dragon~

The little monster comforted himself in this way, bouncing back and forth on Papa Long's bed, so happy that he couldn't find the north.

While rummaging through boxes and cabinets in the house to find ointment for Lizi, the prince also had to take care that Lizi would not fall off the bed. He wished he had two pairs of eyes and four hands.

Finally found the ointment, before the box was unscrewed, Lizi patted her belly again to show that she was hungry, and the prince went to make milk powder for Lizi again. After a period of chaos, Lizi finally sat quietly in the bed with the bottle in her arms and drank milk-milk , the prince also breathed a sigh of relief, deeply feeling that taking care of children is not a human job.

The prince leaned on the head of the bed, still not gentle, stretched out his hand to grab Lizi's feet and dragged the child to his side, making a rough comparison. Fortunately, Lizi was not an ordinary child, otherwise he would have to be dragged by others Can't break it.

Putting the little monster on his lap, the prince unscrewed the ointment, opened the rabbit pajamas, and searched for the fingerprints to apply the medicine to the little monster. The little monster has always been obedient, and while drinking milk-milk, he let Father Long fiddle with it and wipe it When there was a big bag on his forehead, the little monster cried out in pain.

"Yeah..."

The big bag on the little monster's forehead was also made by the prince.

Today, when the prince got up, he didn't notice that the pear was pounced on him. When he got up, the little monster fell to the ground, still on his face. At that time, there was a big bag on his forehead.

No, Papa Long just remembered to apply medicine to Lizi, and asked you if you are scumbag?

Zha Long's father applied the cooling ointment on the bag, and Lizi's poor little body shook immediately, and Long's father also felt sore in his heart that he was not a good babysitter.

Speaking of babysitters...

The cold wind blew, and the prince couldn't help shaking.

The nanny's being gay is a confirmed thing, as for what he said in Luofu Mountain, and that undeniable hug - when the prince thinks of this scene, he wants to have a fire dragon roar.

A bird tribe, just a bird, actually wanted to fuck him...

It is wishful thinking for leprosy to eat dragon meat.

The prince despised his nanny, complained about it, and returned to his senses. He recalled the nanny's handsome and deep outline, and suddenly felt that the nanny was not so gay. Attracts countless young ladies.

Would such a bird really want to eat dragon meat?

And it's a straight steel male dragon like himself?

It would be embarrassing to get it wrong.

The crown prince doesn't have much face now, especially in front of the bird tribe, he has to be more cautious.

After thinking about it, the prince decided to seek help.

The first thing the crown prince thought of was his good friend Bai Wuchang, but Bai Wuchang was already a base, and his opinions were not very desirable, so he had to find someone who was neutral.

Thinking about it, the prince turned on his phone and went to the Three Realms Forum.

At this time, Lizi had fallen asleep with the bottle in her arms, and was stuffed into the quilt by the prince. The little monster curled up beside Papa Long, like a stove, and Papa Long was simmering warmly.

The crown prince hugged the pear and slapped on the Three Realms forum to post.

The most handsome me in history: "What does it mean if a man hugs you and says he wants to stay by your side?"

In order to hide his identity, he also re-registered a new account.

Soon, someone returned to him.

Millennium Tree Demon: The landlord is too much, I hugged him, and asked what he meant.

Aquarius who loves the prince: Maybe the person's technique is too poor, so the poster doesn't like it.

Double-faced Snake Man: The landlord first tells us what posture, 7 times or 69?

I'm a delicate flower: Is it just me who thinks the old man is pushing that car?

The prince was so angry that he almost gritted his teeth, and replied with a snap: "I thank you for those upstairs. It's just an ordinary hug, the kind with clothes on."

I am a delicate flower: wearing clothes?Stimulate!

Double-faced Snake Man: I thought the host was very pure, but I didn't expect him to be a master.

I am a delicate flower: The landlord is not comfortable wearing clothes, I want to try it next time.

Millennium Dryad: It must be upset, otherwise the host would not look like he wanted to slip away with his pants up.

The most handsome me in history: "...Brothers, he and I really have a pure master-servant relationship. I am a straight man of steel, and he is also a man. We have never even held hands."

I'm Yiduojiao: Oh, that's my misunderstanding.Brothers, don't be afraid, this is an ordinary socialist brotherhood.

Millennium Dryad: Upstairs, Socialist Brotherhood 1

The Bear With No Name: Brotherhood 2

Fantasy Wolf: Brotherhood 3

……

Countless posts are about socialist brotherhood. The prince is a little confused. Although he said that he came to the forum to seek help and advice, he knew it in his heart. After all, his IQ is here. Normal dragon, male gender, female preference, normal comparison.But when he saw many people talking about brotherhood, the prince was inevitably led astray, and began to wonder if there were too many gay friends around him, so it was because of the illusion that the nanny wanted to eat dragon meat.

For men, cuddling and hugging, hooking shoulders and backs are quite normal, but there are also people who make appointments to watch movies together. If it is interesting to hook shoulders, then all men in the world are in pairs.

The nanny didn't say she liked it, and she didn't say hello... Could there really be some misunderstanding?

Just when the prince was wondering about quitting the Three Realms forum, an account called "Big Cousin's heartbroken chrysanthemum" replied to him.

The prince checked the account of 'Big Cousin's heartbroken chrysanthemum', and he just registered, obviously it's a trumpet.

The big cousin was heartbroken all over the place: Brother die, are you just now?

Of course the prince has just arrived.

The big table was heartbroken: Compared with that man, who is better between you two?

It was fine if he didn't ask, but when he asked, the crown prince's self-esteem was broken.

The nanny is taller than him, has better skills than him, and has wider shoulders than him.../(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

The big cousin is heartbroken and chrysanthemum together: brother die, you must be careful, I once hugged a man and said that I would stay by his side, but in fact I just wanted to play with his feelings, I didn't expect him to be tougher than me...

After the big cousin finished speaking, he even gave himself a crying emoji.

The crown prince was terrified, and replied, "Have you been raped?"

The big cousin is heartbroken and chrysanthemum together: Hmm/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

As soon as the crown prince's chrysanthemums cooled down, he quickly hugged the stove pear even tighter.

I'm afraid~

It's really too scary.

When the prince came back to his senses and wanted to have a few more conversations with 'big cousin's heartbroken chrysanthemum', the other party had already gone offline, and the people who had fooled the prince also jumped out, one by one to express his heart to his cousin. Broken chrysanthemums all over the ground, saying that the big cousin disturbed their good business and so on.

For this group of people who don't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement, the crown prince viciously cursed them to be killed by the sun sooner or later.

Off the line in a fit of anger, the prince tossed and turned on the bed unable to fall asleep, opened his eyes all the way until dawn, looked at the snowy sky outside, and suddenly figured it out.

In the final analysis, the nanny is just a nanny. He is the Dragon Prince, and he is the president of Crystal Palace Ye. One of them is a bird, the other is a dragon. Just refuse.

Yes, sternly reject him.

Thinking that the crown prince was refreshed, and that the nanny should be back at dawn, he got up early and decided to cut the mess quickly and let the nanny give up as soon as possible.

Eating dragon meat is not something a bird should think about at all.

Don't look at the crown prince's foolishness on weekdays, he actually takes feelings very seriously.To show his solemnity, the crown prince even specially changed himself into a formal attire, and lifted up all the bangs in front of his forehead with styling water. The smooth and beautiful forehead was exposed like this, not to mention adding two points of masculinity.

The prince stared at the handsome and unrestrained self in the mirror, wiped his right hand on his head, looked around smugly, and felt that he was so handsome, no wonder the nanny fell in love with him.

The prince, who was intoxicated by his own beauty, walked out of the bedroom triumphantly and walked towards the kitchen with stinky steps.

In the past, the kitchen, which was already fragrant at this point, was clear and cold, and the quilt in the nanny's bedroom was untouched.

The nanny didn't come back last night.

While thinking about why the nanny hasn't come back, the prince thought it would be fine if he didn't come back. Now that the two of them meet, it must be embarrassing. They can make a phone call to make it clear. This will not only save his butt, but also save the nanny's face.

Kill two birds with one stone, do as soon as you think of it, the prince took out his mobile phone.

Didn't get through, turned off.

Then send a text message.

"Hello, I already know what you like about me. I don't think a bird and a dragon can be happy. I hope you can understand."

The prince muttered, clicked to confirm and send, and Zhou Fei's voice came from beside him, "A bird and a dragon can't be happy...Brother, did a young lady confess to you early in the morning?"

Zhou Feifei compared enviously, when Lou Jue hugged the crown prince, he lost his mind and didn't know what happened, and the crown prince didn't want him to know about it, so he nodded confusedly.

Zhou Fei asked: "Where is it? Why don't I know?"

The prince stammered: "It's just a wild bird passing by by chance. When I saw the prince by chance, I had some unrealistic ideas, but I have already rejected it. Tch, how can I be with a bird like a dragon .”

Hearing what he said, Zhou Fei let out an oh, and didn't ask any more questions. He knew that the crown prince hated the Bird Clan.

Racial discrimination is unacceptable, but Zhou Fei knew that in the battle of the first robbery of the Long Han Dynasty, both the dragon clan and the phoenix clan almost wiped out their clans. With such a deep hatred, he couldn't be ky.

Seeing that he had cheated Zhou Feifei, the prince was relieved and decided to go back to sleep.

Zhou Fei recalled the text message from last night, and said to the prince, "Lou Jue said that he won't come back these few days because of something, so let's order takeaway."

The crown prince: "...how did you know?" The nanny obviously didn't come home all night.

Zhou Fei blinked, "He sent me a text message."

The prince returned to the bed and couldn't sleep at all.

He clicked on his phone, no matter whether it was a text message, WeChat, or Facebook, Lou Jue didn't send him a message.

Don't you like dragons?

Why not text the dragon?

Why Zhou Feifei?

Why not a dragon? ? ? ? ? ? ?