Crystal Palace Irregular Dispute Corporation

The breakfast at the prince's house was originally set at eight o'clock, but now that the weather is getting colder, it has been moved back for half an hour.

Dinner is served at 08:30, and the prince usually sleeps until [-]:[-] noon. The bird nanny thinks that skipping breakfast is bad for the stomach, so she sends it to the prince's bedside.

Today is different, the prince got up at [-]:[-], he yawned and went to the bathroom to wash up, when he met Zhou Fei who was brushing his teeth, he said, "Morning."

Zhou Fei looked at him as if in a dream, rubbed his eyes to make sure he wasn't dreaming, and replied, "Morning."

The crown prince has never said good morning to Zhou Fei. Even if he got up early because of work, the prince’s handsome face with a wake-up look is always pulled. The dark clouds are thick and no one dares to provoke him. Zhou Fei has always avoided it. Today But the sun came out from the west, and the crown prince woke up early for the first time. Although he was yawning, he seemed in a good mood.

Is the prince's brain squeezed by the door?Still found the wallet?

Zhou Fei seemed to be sleepwalking, and even looked out of the window on purpose. The sun didn't come out from the west, and the sky didn't rain red, which was really strange.

"Get out of the way." The prince domineeringly pushed away Zhou Feifei who woke up earlier than him, took the bathtub all to himself, poured two handfuls of cold water to refresh himself, and then started brushing his teeth.

Zhou Fei was also standing beside him brushing his teeth. While brushing slowly, he thought about what happened to the prince. A few days ago, he was still in a state of moodiness. normal.

It's been weird again today, I usually sleep until eleven o'clock in the noon, but I woke up so early today...

Zhou Fei remembered that Lizi slept with the nanny last night...

Could it be that Papa Long gave himself indescribable last night...

The more Zhou Fei thought about it, the more he felt that this was the case. Seeing the prince happily waking up early and brushing his teeth happily, he couldn't help complaining to the nanny who was cooking in the kitchen.

"Men are really beasts. As long as the lower body is satisfied, everything will be fine."

The bird nanny who put the dumplings in the pot gave her a hand, "Who are you referring to?"

Zhou Fei was indignant: "Of course it's Papa Long."

The bird nurse said: "He is not that kind of person, is there any misunderstanding?"

Zhou Fei mocked the nanny bird for being too naive, and then Balabala told the nanny bird about how the prince was dissatisfied with his desires, distracted from eating, bad tempered, etc. a few days ago.

Zhou Fei said: "It's just you who have never seen the world, not only the sinister bird tribe, but also thought he was lacking in calcium, and asked me to make soup for him... Look at how energetic he is now, singing and brushing his teeth , strolling around, looking as if his desires have been relieved... Men are essentially beasts, and Father Long is no exception. He obviously only saw his ex-girlfriend two days ago, and he still forgot all about it."

The bird nanny turned her head and looked at Zhou Fei with deep eyes: "Princess Luohe?"

Zhou Fei nodded: "Yes, that's her."

The bird nurse asked, "What did you say?"

Zhou Fei said that the crown prince gave the Luohe princess 10 yuan, but he didn’t say anything else. According to his observation, the crown prince and the Luohe princess were actually a marriage arranged by their parents. There is no love between men and women, and the two get along more like brothers and sisters.

The bird nurse turned around and covered the pot, and then went to adjust the dipping sauce, "Then I can rest assured."

Zhou Fei: what

The bird nanny's words made Zhou Feizhanger's monk puzzled, and then asked the bird nanny what to worry about, but the bird nanny didn't say anything.

Zhou Fei said that the bird nanny is really a weird person, but he didn't go into details. He ran to the living room to find Lizi to play with. Now that the prince doesn't lose his temper, his life will be easier.

Zhou Fei didn't know, his guess was far from the real situation.

The reason why the prince got up early was entirely because he decided to keep the babysitter cold and to draw a line with him.

Although the prince thinks that the bird nanny is scheming and it is very bad for him to play tricks in front of him, and he is also proud of his unrestrained charm, but in his heart he still feels very sorry for the bird nanny.

Even though the bird nanny drank a bowl of dragon blood from him, but the bird nanny did her best to take care of Lizi, without credit or hard work, if she refused ruthlessly, it would be a bit too much, so she slowly indifferent to him, and slowly distanced herself from him , can be regarded as a kind of refusal that does not hurt the kindness and self-esteem of the bird nanny.

And the first step to distance yourself is to get up early.

In the past, the crown prince's breakfast was brought to his bed by the nanny bird. I believe that with the ingenuity of the nanny bird playing hard to get him, he will soon understand what he means.

***

At the dinner table, when the nanny bird brought the dumplings in front of the prince, the prince silently said to him: I'm sorry, it's impossible between us.

The bird nanny didn't seem to notice anything, and while sitting down opposite the prince, she asked the prince why he got up so early today.

Zhou Fei: "Didn't I tell you, of course it's because Father Long's desire has been relieved... Ouch, why did you hit me?"

Before Zhou Fei finished speaking, the crown prince gave him a slap.

The prince glared at him angrily, "You think I'm you, beast!"

In the eyes of the crown prince, Zhou Feifei is a shameless beast, and Lizi dares to invite him to watch a short movie with Lizi.

Zhou Fei picked up the chopsticks aggrievedly, "I'm not for you..."

The prince felt strange, "What's none of my business?"

Zhou Fei didn't dare to speak of the prince face to face, and muttered a few times, but the prince didn't hear clearly, so the breakfast episode ended.

***

Zhou Fei and the prince are really two lazy people. They haven't cleaned the room since Lou Jue was gone. When Lou Jue came back yesterday, Lou Jue led the whole family to do a big cleaning of the house, and then washed the room. The accumulated dirty clothes, I have to go to the supermarket for a big purchase today, not to mention the vegetables and meat in the refrigerator, even the seasonings that I use on weekdays are gone.

It doesn't matter when Lou Jue is away, anyway, the prince and the others eat takeaway, now that Lou Jue is back, the prince doesn't want to eat takeaway anymore.

Let’s not talk about whether it’s healthy or not, takeaway is easy to get tired of eating a single taste, and the taste is not as good as Lou Jue’s.

After breakfast, the family packed up and drove to the supermarket.

When he saw the pink BMW, Lou Jue asked the prince where the old car came from.

The prince was indifferent to him and asked Zhou Fei to answer for himself.

Zhou Fei immediately narrated the prince's great achievements, how the prince knew the big cousin's personality clearly, how he cheated the big cousin in front of everyone, the big cousin was dumb and ate Coptis chinensis, and finally made Luohe The news of the princess was told to the prince, and then how clever the prince was to control public opinion in the Three Realms forum, and even cheated the old Phoenix, he also gained a lot of sympathy.

Now the crown prince also has the face to see the demon, because everyone knows that he is a victim, and he is shameless to say that he is a thousand and ten thousand.

Lou Jue was very speechless, and looked at the prince with helpless eyes.

However, the prince lit a cigarette and waved his hand at the bird nanny, "Don't be infatuated with brother, brother is just a legend." He was triumphant and beaming, obviously because he had cheated the Feng family, the prince was very happy.

Zhou Fei who was driving suddenly said, "Old Phoenix won't take revenge?"

The crown prince waved his hand, and said categorically that no, the old Phoenix failed to cross the tribulation, and his life and death are still unknown. When he went to the Three Realms Management Bureau, he deliberately smelled it, but he didn't smell the bird smell of the Phoenix clan. At that time, the eldest cousin was arguing with Kong Xuan, and the crown prince listened to it, as if it was because the eldest cousin did not lie to Kong Xuan and transferred him to the financial office.

Speaking of this, the crown prince couldn't help but praise Kong Xuan.

"I never imagined that the Feng family, who are as long as chicken feet, can give birth to children as neat as Kong Xuan."

Zhou Fei also said that King Peacock Daming is very well-groomed and has a good temper. The big cousin smashed the vase, and Kong Xuan even hooked up with him.

——These words reminded the prince, as if lightning flashed by, the prince suddenly became enlightened.

Everyone knows that Kong Xuan is definitely not a good friend. After all, when he is angry, he swallows even the Buddha, and his cousin is about to drool on Kong Xuan's face, but Kong Xuan is not angry at all. There is no one who is weird. letter?

And the big cousin is also very strange. As a person who was fired for sexually harassing a male colleague, he not only did not leave the Three Realms Administration, but also led the employees of the Administration on behalf of Kong Xuan to participate in the suppression of rebellion in the underworld. The prince had suspected something in it before. The shameful PY transaction, now that I think about it, it's just that there are people on top of Hongguoguo.

As for who this person is...

The prince carefully recalled the situation that day. He remembered that when the elder cousin was hooking shoulders with Kong Xuan, Kong Xuan's hand seemed, seemed, and really was on the elder cousin's waist.

The prince and Bai Wuchang have been good friends for 300 years. The two brothers should not hook up too much, but they have never hugged their waists. After Bai Wuchang and Hei Wuchang are together, they like to hug their waists from time to time. Boo.

Ma Ma acridine, big cousin won't be attacked by Kong Xuan, right?

The prince was taken aback by his guess. His eldest cousin was born gay and had a lot of boyfriends, but is it really possible for Kong Xuan, the son of Yuanfeng?

Big cousin is really willing to be crushed by a bird?

The crown prince was in a state of disarray, and at the same time felt unbelievable, he felt refreshed.

The eldest cousin was not only deprived of the position of deputy director by Kong Xuan, but also worked day and night under Kong Xuan's pressure...

Hahahaha, I feel like I can laugh at my big cousin for 10 years.

The prince laughed and collapsed on the back of the chair, almost unable to straighten up, but he didn't know that his future was not much better than that of his eldest cousin.

***

The flamboyant pink BMW was parked in the underground garage, and the three and one took the elevator straight up to the supermarket.

Both the crown prince and Zhou Fei are not clear about the grains, so Lou Jue is naturally the main force in grocery shopping. Lou Jue wears a mask and squeezes among the elders and aunts to pick vegetables. Zhou Fei is responsible for taking care of the pears. Like the old man, he just stood aside and didn't help at all.

In fact, the prince wanted to help, no, he was afraid that the bird nanny would get deeper and deeper into him, so he could only choose to turn a blind eye.

When the bird nanny came out of the supermarket carrying all kinds of oil, salt, seasonings and various vegetables and meat, the prince was still empty-handed, and Zhou Fei looked at him with strange eyes.

Zhou Fei said to the prince, "You can help him with some."

You know what to do, my ruthlessness is all for the sake of my mother.The crown prince gave Zhou Fei a sideways look, and was about to tell him to shut up, when the bird nurse next to him said, "It's okay, it's not serious."

The bird nanny is carrying a large environmental bag in each of his left and right hands. It is full of sauces, meat and vegetables. Ordinary people may think it is heavy, but the bird nanny is not a problem. He had nowhere to hold a carton of milk, so he had to hold it under his arm. It wasn't heavy, but it was inconvenient.

Seeing Nanny Bird like this, the Crown Prince felt a little uncomfortable, but he still hardened his heart and did not help. After finally returning home, the Nanny Bird did not take a break, and was busy making lunch, so the Crown Prince felt even worse.

It seems that I have done something bad, I feel guilty, and I am very unhappy.

The prince walked into the kitchen with a dull head, took out a handful of vegetables from the refrigerator and picked them up, and said to the bird nurse: "Don't mess with those big vegetables, just order some noodles."

The bird nurse looked at the back of the man who was sitting on the ponytail and said, "Didn't you say you wanted to eat mutton yesterday?"

Eating mutton soup in winter is really not very good. The prince has long wanted to eat it. For this reason, the bird nanny directly bought a leg of lamb. The fresh leg of lamb has not been frozen, so it can be cleaned up and stewed in the pot now.

The prince said angrily: "Now I don't want to eat anymore."

As he said that, he turned his head and gave Nanny Bird a sideways look, as if you talked so much who is the boss.

In fact, the prince wanted to eat it, and when the bird nurse was picking out the leg of lamb, he kept swallowing his saliva.

The crown prince finished the babysitter, and when he looked away, he couldn't help but glance at the leg of lamb on the chopping board, and his throat unconsciously slid up and down.

How can the prince's careful thinking escape the sharp eyes of the nanny bird? Anyway, the mutton has to be stewed for a long time. Fortunately, I cook noodles at noon, and eat mutton at night, and then call the auspicious prince panda cat over, especially the turtle prime minister. Haven't seen him for a long time.

The crown prince was stunned for a moment, "Have you met Prime Minister Turtle? When?"

The bird nanny nodded, "It was a long time ago, maybe he forgot long ago."

Now it's the crown prince's turn to nod, Prime Minister Gui really doesn't remember much now.

***

After eating noodles at noon, after Lou Jue took a nap for two hours, he began to stew the mutton. First put the mutton in water, remove the big bones, put the small bones and meat into the white water, put a little ginger, star anise, fragrant leaves and scallions, and cook for an afternoon. When the white soup is rich and fragrant, scoop up the mutton with bones and meat.

After an afternoon of simmering on a low fire, the mutton has already been crispy, and it is soft and spread out on the chopping board with a light hand. Throw the mutton bone and the previously cut winter radish into it and continue to cook. The mutton is sliced ​​quickly, and the radish is waiting When it is almost cooked, put the mutton into the pot, bring it to a boil and turn off the heat.

When the bird nurse finished stewing the mutton soup, Zhou Fei asked Zhou Fei to move the induction cooker to the dining table. In addition to filling a pot full of mutton soup, he also washed some leafy vegetables. There are dumplings made yesterday morning, and noodles bought today. The mutton soup is delicious whether it is boiled dumplings or noodles.

When the food was on the table, the doorbell rang.

The auspicious prince and the panda cat stood outside the door with the tortoise prime minister, bringing braised food and wine.

Seeing the baijiu in Prime Minister Gui's hand, Zhou Feifei cheered. Drinking beer in winter is actually not interesting, and baijiu that is scalded with boiling water is more comfortable.

The bird nanny took the white wine from Prime Minister Gui and told Zhou Feifei not to drink too much. Although it was bottled in glass, the wine was not made by humans.

This wine is made by a family of goblins who are good at brewing fairy drunkenness. It is gentle and delicate in the mouth, but it is actually full of stamina. The prince drank too much and slept for two months. With Zhou Fei's mana, he may sleep for half a year.

"Is this wine so powerful?" Zhou Fei was excited, and after heating the wine with boiling water, he sat down on the left hand side of the prince and poured wine for everyone.

Lizi is a child who is unwilling to be lonely, and every time the adults in the family eat, the little monster will join in, but he always sits obediently and never makes trouble.

The bird nanny picked up the pear from the floor mat and walked towards the dining table. Before everyone sat down, only Zhou Fei sat on the left hand side of the prince. In the past, the bird nanny Zhou Fei sat next to the prince on the left and right. Today the prince He deliberately asked Prime Minister Turtle to sit beside him, and the bird nanny turned around and sat down next to Prime Minister Turtle.

During the meal, the prince glanced at the nanny bird from time to time. The nanny bird didn't seem to notice the prince's estrangement, and his expression was the same as usual.

During the meal, Prime Minister Gui said that the world is very fun, but he wants to go back after the Chinese New Year, and asked the prince if he wanted to go back to celebrate the Chinese New Year.

After pouring dirty water on Old Fenghuang, the crown prince is no longer afraid of seeing demons. He will naturally go back for the Chinese New Year, but there is still a month before the Chinese New Year, so he will come back later.

Prime Minister Turtle nodded, and when he left after eating, he looked back at Nanny Bird, "His Highness said that Your Excellency knew me?"

Bird Nanny said: "It's not considered acquaintance, just met a few times."

The bird nanny used to be ignorant, and he didn't participate in the early robbery of the Long Han Dynasty. He had a lot of acquaintance with the prince who was still the Dragon God at that time. deep friendship.

Prime Minister Gui took a few more glances at Nanny Bird, but still did not recognize him, and asked, "I don't know your honorable name?"

The bird nurse said: "The Lou Jue, the word belongs to the cloud."

Prime Minister Gui praised: "Lou Guiyun is such a good name." After speaking, thinking of the crown prince, he bowed to the bird nurse and said: "Your Highness is still young, very naughty, I'm bothering you."

Although Prime Minister Gui has a bad memory and his mana is not very strong, he still has good eyesight. When he saw Lou Jue's all-over aura, he knew that he was not some nameless little monster. Where the nanny comes from, she is also very considerate in cooking and washing clothes on weekdays, but she still decided to go back and check the details of the nanny bird.

The crown prince is the crown prince of the dragon clan, and he will inherit the position of dragon god in the future. People around him should not be careless.

The next day, the prince sent Prime Minister Turtle away in the waters of Shihu Park on the Yongding River. In addition to the humanoid shrimp soldiers and crab generals by the river, there was also a hydra from the king of Yongding River. When the hydra saw the prince, he hurried over. gift.

Prime Minister Gui was confused, the prince was afraid that he would go the wrong way and be bullied by other monsters, so he went into the water ahead of time to summon the King of Yongding River to send Prime Minister Turtle back.

The crown prince returned Hydra with a half-gift, "Thank you King He for this trip."

Hydra didn't even dare to speak, and the group of monsters disappeared soon after entering the sea.

With Yongding River King to see him off, the journey went very smoothly. I also encountered a few little demons on the way, but they were all chased away by Hydra.

When they arrived at the Crystal Palace, their own generals came to greet them. The Dragon King of the East China Sea also hosted a banquet in honor of Hydra, and promised gold, silver and precious pearls when they left.

Hydra went back thankfully.

In the evening, Prime Minister Gui and his wife, the Dragon King of the East China Sea, talked about the current life of the crown prince. The mother of the dragon shed two tears, "My child has been pampered since he was a child, and there are more than a dozen people serving on his left and right, just the big palace maids. Now there is only one nanny." , is still an inconsiderate male nanny, just thinking about such hard work makes my heart ache, husband, why don't we pick him up early?"

The Dragon King snorted coldly, "Now that the human race is booming, it's time for him to go out and learn how to run a business, so let him stay, but the people around him should be checked, Emperor Fengdu is fine, what's the name of that male nanny?" What's the name?"

Prime Minister Turtle =_=: "...forgot."