[Lu Xiaofeng] Something strange got in

Fang Tianbao looked suspiciously at the man in the blue shirt who suddenly appeared, and then at Tao Dongli whose face suddenly turned pale, and asked softly, "Who is he?"

Tao Dongli gritted his teeth and spit out two words: "Enemy!"

To say that Tao Dongli's life has been smooth and smooth, the only two are planted on two people, one is a little Taoist priest, and the other is the man in front of him.but……

——He has traveled to a parallel world!There's no reason for this old monster to know him!And from his tone, it seemed that it was more than just remembering him.

This unscientific!

↑The very unscientific fairy thought so.

When Fang Tianbao heard that he was an enemy, he quickly became alert, but... this goblin was upright all over, much more upright than Tao Dongli, a goblin who was said to be cultivating Taoism but was always tricking others.

The man in the blue shirt said with a slight smile: "You don't have to be nervous, Fellow Daoist Fang, I'm just Dong Li's old friend."

Fang Tianbao was surprised: "Huh? You know me?"

The man in the green shirt showed a profound smile: "Your Majesty is quiet, the original body is a bodhi tree."

Fang Tianbao was pleasantly surprised: "It turns out to be the sacred tree of Bodhi! I heard that the Bodhi tree is a tree of wisdom and enlightenment. It knows everything about heaven and earth and is not restricted by reincarnation. So it is true!"

Rong Jing said with a smile: "Fang Daoyou is awesome. Your name was actually known when Dongli and others mentioned it."

After hearing what they said, Hua Manlou was a little surprised and said, "Is it that ancient tree in the Northwest Courtyard?"

Rong Jing said: "Exactly."

Hua Manlou laughed: "When my ancestors built the village, they built Huajiabao here because of the old tree. I didn't expect it to be Mr. Rong's body."

Rong Jing smiled and said: "Sir, I don't dare to be that. You can just call me Rong Jing, Mr. Hua. I was saved by Mr. Hua back then, otherwise Rong Jing would have been burned as a monster."

Hua Manlou said: "So, Rong Jing can be considered my elder, just call me Qitong."

Tao Dongli ==: "Are you polite enough? The snake demon is about to run away."

Hearing the words, the snake demon who was about to slip away stopped, glared at Tao Dongli viciously, and knelt down at Rong Jing's feet: "Shangxian, spare me! The little demon will never dare to harm anyone again, please let me go!" .”

Tao Dongli curled his lips: "That's how I begged for mercy last time, and after only a few days, he came to fight against me."

Rong Jing showed a holy smile, and said to the snake demon: "Since Dong Li said so, it seems that I have to put a restriction on you." After that, he tapped on the snake demon's forehead, "I only hope that you can benefit the world in the future , be a good demon."

Tao Dongli reveals that he ate Xiang

The expression on her face: "..." Bad fun!

The snake demon showed a delighted smile, stood up and wanted to run, but suddenly screamed and dispersed the corpse after taking two steps, turning into a little black snake rolling endlessly on the ground.Rong Jing said unhurriedly: "I forgot to say just now, once you have evil thoughts, this forbidden curse will make you return to your original shape and become powerless. Only kind thoughts can restore you. If you want to lift the prohibition, you need Do three thousand good deeds."

The snake demon crawled away dejectedly.Rong Jing looked at Tao Dongli again: "My dear disciple, did you not express anything when you saw Master? You even said that Master is an enemy."

Fang Tianbao exclaimed in great surprise: "He is your master?!"

Hua Manlou also seemed surprised, probably because he didn't expect the goblin to have a master-student relationship.

Tao Dongli had a stinky face, and said perfunctorily, "Hello, Master."

Fang Tianbao asked: "Sometimes you are an enemy and sometimes your master, what does he have to do with you?"

The grievances between the two have been long, and it dates back to when Tao Dongli had just cultivated a human form.It was also by chance that he suddenly gave birth to spiritual consciousness, otherwise he would end his life like other plants from birth to death.Since he had spiritual consciousness, he began to practice hard. Naturally, after years of painful and difficult cultivation, he had a human form.Just like other goblins, Tao Dongli couldn't bear the loneliness and suffering of practicing, and gave birth to evil thoughts.

As long as he hurts one person, he can save a year of struggle!And the most numerous people in this world are human beings!Then...then he was banned by this wicked old tree demon, bastard!

Back then, the old tree demon also had a holy smile on his face, and said softly to himself that as long as he worshiped him as a teacher, he would help him practice, walk on the right path, and become a fairy soon.After that, he lived and worked as a coolie for this old tree demon for 300 years!Once you have the idea of ​​​​resisting, you will be banned and forced to dance striptease, right?

It is really a history of blood and tears when I think of it!Tao Dongli felt that his current distorted personality was caused by this old tree demon!

Ever since he knew that Rong Jing was in the Northwest Courtyard of the Hua Family, Tao Dongli felt that living in this place was uncomfortable. He desperately hoped that Lu Xiaofeng would make trouble for him again, so that he could use the excuse of helping others to do good deeds and stay away from the Hua Family Fort. up!

Fortunately, Rong Jing is an otaku who stays at home more than Ximen Chuuxue and the little Taoist, and it is not likely that he will leave his body once in hundreds of years.The sudden appearance that night was probably due to the fact that Tao Dongli's useless firewood would damage his reputation, so he came forward to dismiss the snake demon and talked to his apprentice by the way. Of course, Tao Dongli felt that this was also related to the little Taoist priest.Ever since he saw the real body of the little Taoist priest, he suddenly felt that it was not so embarrassing to fall into the hands of the little Taoist priest...

Tao Dongli is bored

Changed the order of the cups at hand to play games with Lu Xiaofeng, and asked: "Lu Xiaofeng, when are you going out to make trouble again?"

Lu Xiaofeng pointed to the cup in the middle, opened it, and there was indeed a peanut: "Why should I go out to make trouble?"

Tao Dongli continued to change the cups quickly, and said, "Because I have nothing to do and be bored."

Lu Xiaofeng stared at the cup and said, "Then you can find trouble yourself."

Tao Dongli stopped and said, "Finding trouble is your specialty."

Lu Xiaofeng flipped open the cup on the left: "Oh, I guessed wrong. You are really quick."

Tao Dongli secretly thought, it wasn't that he was quick, but that he temporarily transferred the peanuts to the cup next door.

——He was so bored that he even cheated in playing such a retarded game with Lu Xiaofeng!

Lu Xiaofeng looked at him and said: "Well, actually, I received a letter from a friend not long ago, asking me to go to a very famous gambling house. Seeing that you are so boring, I will take you there with me."

Tao Dongli jumped up all of a sudden, the casino!That is really a place full of troubles, Lu Xiaofeng is indeed a troublesome radar detector!

Fang Tianbao happily ran over: "Tao Tao, the owner has come to pick me up, I'm leaving, goodbye."

Tao Dongli: "..." Even the little Taoist is about to leave.So he stood up and said to Lu Xiaofeng: "Go, let's go too."

Lu Xiaofeng didn't care, he was fine anyway, so he stood up: "Go and say hello to Uncle Hua."

Tao Dongli pulled the little Taoist priest out: "I'll take the little Taoist priest out."

So he took the little Taoist priest to the door, and Ximen Chuuxue was really outside the door, dressed in white to win snow, still with an iceberg face, and when he saw Tao Dongli, he just nodded to say hello.

When the little Taoist saw his owner, he hurried up to greet him: "Master, we got rid of the snake demon!" Your chastity is no longer a problem!

Ximen Chuuxue nodded: "Yeah." After a pause, he added: "Good job, keep working hard."

Tao Dongli was a little surprised. It seems that not only Ximen Chuuxue taught the little Taoist priest well, but the little Taoist priest also taught Ximen Chuuxue well (?).

Lu Xiaofeng came out, saw Ximen Chuuxue and smiled and said: "Ximen Chuuxue, are you here to pick up Xiao Tianbao?" His tone was very narrow.

Ximen Chuuxue glanced at him, and said coldly: "Lu Xiaofeng." It was a greeting to him.

Lu Xiaofeng had long been used to his attitude, so he didn't take it seriously, and said to Tao Dongli: "Let's go, Uncle Hua gave us two horses."

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Fang Tianbao was very curious: "Hey, are you leaving too?"

Tao Dongli: "That's right, Lu Xiaofeng has another gay friend who asks him to have sex... No, go to the casino to play, and I will go with him."

Fang Tianbao: "Ah, isn't that Huahua going to be alone at home? How lonely."

Tao Dongli: "==Then you can accompany him."

Fang Tianbao looked at Ximen Chuuxue in embarrassment: "Well...this..."

Ximen Chuuxue said two words neatly: "Get on the horse."

The little Taoist obediently climbed onto his little cow-like pony and waved away.

Tao Dongli also got on his horse, and followed Lu Xiaofeng towards the Golden Cave...

The night of the last autumn.

There was no one in the silent long alley, only a single light flickered.A dilapidated white lantern hung on a narrow door at the end of the long alley, but there was a shiny silver hook hanging below the lantern.

Fang Yufei led Lu Xiaofeng and Tao Dongli into the brightly lit Silver Hook Casino.The gambling house is filled with the aroma of wine and powder, as well as the pleasant sound of knocking money.

The people who were still focused on their bets raised their heads in unison when the three of them walked in.It was really hard not to notice the three of them.

Fang Yufei was wearing silver satin clothes that were perfectly tailored, with a handsome face; I am afraid that few people would not recognize the four eyebrows on Lu Xiaofeng's face; as for Tao Dongli, he changed back to women's clothes. gorgeous woman.

Someone started talking softly.

Lu Xiaofeng enjoyed everyone's gaze at ease, turned his head and asked Fang Yufei, "Who is that?"

Tao Dongli also followed his gaze curiously.It was a woman in an apple green silk gown, the close-fitting tailoring highlighted her slender and mature body, her skin was as smooth as jade, and her beautiful face showed no expression at all.

Fang Yufei smiled and said, "There are so many good-looking women here, why did you just fall in love with her?"

Lu Xiaofeng said: "Because she ignored me."

Tao Dongli: "If you don't pay attention to you, you will just post it? You are too easy to flirt, as long as you play hard to get, you can be fooled."

Fang Yufei smiled and said: "Indeed. But even if you want to see her, you'd better stay away from her."

Lu Xiaofeng: "Why?"

Tao Dongli: "Does this need to be said? You can tell from her appearance that she is an iceberg type, and she will definitely not buy your account."

Fang Yufei said: "As Miss Tao said, this woman is an iceberg, if you touch her, beware of frostbite

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Lu Xiaofeng is a very confident person, so he walked straight towards the woman.Tao Dongli didn't bother to pay attention to him. Since he came to the casino, he naturally wanted to gamble, so he looked around and sat on the Pai Gow table.

Tao Dongli just came to play and didn't want to attract attention, so after a few laps, there were wins and losses.When he had enough fun and wanted to find Lu Xiaofeng, he found that the other party had disappeared, and when he looked again, the woman had disappeared as well.Tao Dongli was surprised - no way!Can Lu Xiaofeng handle even that kind of iceberg?

This guy with the opposite sex and no humanity!Curse him for being cheated to death by a woman!Tao Dongli left the gambling house angrily, and went back to the inn by himself.

Then... his curse was fulfilled!