Naruto from Xiao Organization [Comprehensive]

01.

The conversation with Payne last night broke up badly. The main reason was that Naruto was blown away and almost turned into a star in the sky. He even wanted to cooperate and shouted "I will come back".

After returning home resentfully, he found a neatly stacked Xiaopao and bamboo hat on the table.

Woohoo Xiaopao!

Naruto immediately forgot the unhappiness just now, and immediately took off all the clothes on his body, and then put on a Xiaopao and a bamboo hat.In the past, there was Kuroro shirtless and wearing a coat, and today there is Naruto wearing a Xiaopao shirtless, it can be regarded as God's will... what the hell.

After Xiaopao on the boat, Naruto turned around in front of the mirror a few times, and then realized that something seemed wrong.

He stomped his feet and asked, "Jue, are you there?"

Jue popped up from the ground and asked, "What's wrong?"

"You look like a land father." Naruto said.

Jue: "...huh?"

"In a book called "Journey to the West" that Madara gave me, Sun Dasheng in it hit the ground with a stick every time and asked 'Where is the old man of the land', and then the father-in-law of the land popped up." Naruto said, "It feels like you. Every time the boss looks for you, it's the same way when I look for you."

"...I don't understand what you're talking about." Jue said, "The human brain is really complicated, and the brain circuit is really novel."

If there were other people present, they would probably say angrily: "We don't have us! Only Naruto is like this! None of us other humans are like this!"

"Ah, let's not talk about this." Naruto said, "I want to ask, I saw that they all have bells on their robes, one or two, why don't mine? Don't they have bells?"

"...Why do you send the bell?" Jue asked.

"What? Didn't they all come out together?" Naruto asked.

Jue: "Can't you care about other issues?"

"What about nail polish and eye shadow?" Naruto asked; "Are they also from the same party?"

Jue: "..." He lost.

"Okay, I'll get ready." Jue Muran said.

To "force" a plant to this point, Naruto is also amazing.

So the Naruto who appeared in front of everyone the next day was wearing a very typical Akatsuki outfit. I have to say that he had a little more of that legendary evil spirit in such a costume, and Naruto was still elusive. Want to give it a try next time you meet Sasuke with a wicked smile.

It started to rain early in the morning, which felt good, at least there was no need to hold an umbrella.If it rains heavily, sometimes I feel a bit downcast without an umbrella. After all, it’s wet, it’s wet, it affects Gong’s image. Generally, it’s wet. I didn’t say anything. ...

If you hold an umbrella, it will be a little more troublesome. The simple point is that you can’t play with your mobile phone while holding an umbrella. I think everyone has a deep understanding of this. A more stable way of saying is that if I hold my sword tightly, I can’t hug you. If I hug you, I won’t be able to hold the sword tightly to protect you or something. It doesn’t violate harmony at all if I change it here to hold the umbrella.

——No, no, it's quite against the law, don't tamper with the classics at will, you bastard!

Speaking of the previous sentence, although you can't hug your lover with a sword, you don't have to hug him and let him come to hug you... If you think about it this way, you don't have to worry about it.

This sentence is also quite Naruto style.

- off topic.

Regarding the problem of holding an umbrella in the rain, Kisame generally doesn't hold it up, and Bai doesn't need to hold it up either. As long as his blood successor boundary is activated a little, the rain won't catch him.

Didala doesn't like rainy days. When it rains, he stays at home as much as possible and doesn't go out, so he behaves like an otaku in Yuyin Village.In fact, in terms of climate, Didara's favorite is the country of the wind, yes, the country of the wind.

Takasugi Shinsuke has the habit of holding an umbrella, and it is a particularly gorgeous and fancy umbrella.If other people hold that kind of umbrella, it will inevitably feel a little vulgar, but he can completely control that feeling.So it is not the umbrella that is wrong, but the person holding the umbrella.

The Red Sand Scorpion didn't hold an umbrella either, after all he usually got into the Crimson Flowing Hu.By the way, his Feiliuhu is leak-proof. Although Feiliuhu has nostrils, it is actually blocked inside... Well, I can't think about it carefully, it's very scary to think about it.

Most of the other people in the Akatsuki organization are wearing bamboo hats, but by the way, Itachi also has the habit of holding an umbrella. His umbrella is undoubtedly much cleaner than Shinsuke Takasugi's, and it is usually black or gray. Yes, nothing special.It also fits his personality very well.

By the way, when saying that this umbrella is suitable for Itachi's temperament, Naruto said, "If it is suitable for Itachi's temperament, it should be covered with law patterns."

Itachi: "..."

Didara: "Pfft ha ha ha ha ha..."

Kisame: "It's too much to say Mr. Itachi... Puff...cough cough..." So what's the matter with your suspicious "Puff" Hey? !

Itachi said, "If it suits Naruto's temperament, Naruto's umbrella should be painted with a bunch of mouths."

Does this mean "you talk too much"...?

God is so full of mouths.

Then everyone started laughing at Naruto very happily.

Naruto qaq...

In addition, regarding the matter of holding an umbrella, Naruto once tried to conjure up a shadow avatar to hold an umbrella for him, but in the end his shadow avatar fought with the main body to grab the umbrella, and in the end both of them were drowned , From then on, Naruto understood a truth, that is, his asshole is as stupid as him... cough, cough, just kidding.From then on, Naruto put an end to the idea of ​​using a gun to hold his umbrella.

When Naruto learned the technique of multiple shadows, he fantasized about creating several clones. The first one would help him with housework, the second one would help him read books, and the third one would help him go out to socialize. Number four... and so on, and then he can just be responsible for the enjoyment.

However, this is definitely not possible, because the idea of ​​the boss is the same as the body, if you order it like this, the boss... will rebel.Suppose he squeezed his own body too much, causing him to find a way to become his own body, and then kill him, and become his own body... Wouldn't this be a terrible thing?However, such a setting is quite interesting when you think about it, but it is just a simple thought.

Back to the umbrella.

Obito also does not hold an umbrella. Obito sometimes expands the space of Kamui to absorb the rain that falls on the top of his head. This is the legendary "rain did not wet my body but wet my heart", or Obito can also say affectionately to Kakashi, "There is always a lot of rain in Hidden Rain Village. It didn't wet my body, but it wet my Kamui space and yours."

...cough cough cough what the hell.It's disgusting.

With rather messy thoughts in his mind, Naruto smiled evilly at the oncoming Kisame.

Ghost shark: "..."

Kisame: "Naruto, are you crazy?"

"Cough cough ignore ignore." Naruto said.

"Payne's mission, after that, are you going to Sand Hidden? With Orochimaru and Takasugi?" Kisame asked.

"Yes." Naruto said.

"Friendly reminder, it's best to meet Mr. Itachi before seeing Orochimaru," Kisame said.

"Do you want your Itachi-san to give me a breath of immortality?" Naruto asked.

"What's that?" Ghost asked.

"Just talking nonsense...why?" Naruto asked, "I heard from Senior Scorpion that apart from the boss, the only ones in the organization who can control Orochimaru are Itachi and Takasugi?"

"Well... that's sort of it." Kisame said, "But Itachi knows how to deal with Orochimaru better."

"I see." Naruto nodded, "Exactly, I also want to find Itachi."

Ghost shark remained silent.

"What's wrong?" Naruto asked.

"Are you because of Mr. Itachi's younger brother?" Kisame asked.

"Are you paying attention?" Naruto asked.

"If it's Mr. Itachi's family affairs, I suggest you not to intervene." Kisame's expression became serious, "This is Mr. Itachi's own business, he has his own plans."

"I also have my plan, everyone has everyone's plan." Naruto said, "If someone plans to kill you, do you still have to respect his 'plan'?"

Kisame couldn't refute for a while.

So Naruto's mouth cannon is very strong...

Once again, Naruto won by talking about it, and Naruto showed a winner's smile, "So, please lead the way, Senior Kisame."

Kisame did not lead the way, but pointed him to a specific location.

02.

Uchiha Itachi is a very powerful person.

For the sake of the village and Sasuke, the entire Uchiha clan can be slaughtered, whether it is a ninja or an ordinary person, whether it is a good relationship or not, whether it is a parent or other relatives.

Looking at this alone is particularly terrifying, and what's even more terrifying is that he should be considered a "good guy".

When Naruto climbed the highest mountain in the Land of Rain, it was snowing there, the temperature was a little low, it was really too low, Naruto made a mistake and walked to the small wooden house over there, Uchiha Itachi was sitting on the eaves Next, read by the lantern.

Wow, this temperament, this figure, this appearance, so beautiful.

Naruto couldn't help but think of the rumored "beautiful Uchiha".

Uchiha Itachi closed the book, raised his head, and looked at him.

"Good evening, Itachi," Naruto said.

Naruto usually calls Akatsuki other people who are seniors, but Zai Bu Zhan is "Zai Bu Zhan Master", and Jue also calls them by their first names, calling Pei En the boss, and Xiao Nan as Xiao Nan's sister.When he first met Uchiha Itachi, he didn't want to call the man who hurt Sasuke "Senior". It felt weird, so I just called it "Itachi".

There are reasons for these titles, and there are traces of changes.

Although Naruto sometimes behaves carelessly and even stupidly, but in fact it is just an appearance, he knows what is going on with the people around him, and what is going on with other people.

"Good evening." Itachi Uchiha closed the book and said.

"Senior Kisame suggested that I come to you for advice on how to deal with Orochimaru, and I will go with him for the next mission." Naruto said directly.

"You have a grudge against him?" Uchiha Itachi asked.

"He wants to kill me," Naruto said, "for world peace."

Uchiha Itachi: "... what?"

"It was during the Chunin exam. He knew that Akatsuki's purpose was to collect tail beasts, so he wanted to kill me to prevent Akatsuki from succeeding." Naruto said.

Naruto didn't tell Payne about this matter. In fact, although Naruto now treats Payne and Obito sincerely, it doesn't mean that he believes them completely without judgment.Obito and Payne seem to have some conflicts - from Payne's words, it seems that Yuqing should stand on Obito's side, but Obito erasing his memory made him a little heart attack, and... ... Orochimaru told him that his parents' death was related to Akatsuki, and he actually remembered this sentence in his heart.

But Uchiha Itachi can talk about it, after all Uchiha Itachi... but Konoha's traitor.

Uchiha Itachi frowned slightly, and did not answer for a while.

His house was built on a cliff, and the bottom could not be seen from the abyss beyond the window.Snow fell on the roof and on the lanterns painted with black jade in the corridor. The lanterns radiated a warm light and swayed gently in the dark.Naruto poked the lantern and saw Itachi Uchiha looking at him nonchalantly.Naruto thought for a while and said, "Look, I'm poking your family crest."

Uchiha Itachi didn't speak.

Naruto poked again and said, "Look, I'm poking the little tadpole in your eye."

Uchiha Itachi: "..."

Uchiha Itachi: "It's Gouyu."

Naruto: "Can I draw a card after collecting a hundred?"

Uchiha Itachi: "... what?"

Naruto: "Ahem, it's okay, it's okay."

"Oh." Uchiha Itachi said.

"Okay." Naruto suddenly felt that Uchiha Itachi was really boring.

At this time Uchiha Itachi stood up, opened the door, and said, "Come in."

"Yeah." After Naruto entered the house, Uchiha Itachi made him a pot of hot tea, he sat down and said, "It's snowing so hard."

"Tomorrow should cover the entire mountain." Uchiha Itachi said.

The two actually started chatting...

"Have you always lived here when you have no mission?" Naruto asked curiously.

"Yeah." Uchiha Itachi said.

"Since there is a stove, why not light it for warmth?" Naruto asked looking at the stove over there.

Uchiha Itachi said lightly, "It's not necessary."

Ninjas are indeed not afraid of the cold.

"I'm going to find firewood." Naruto thought for a while, and said, "You know about Sasuke, right? He defected to Konoha. I don't know what your plan is for him. In short, your plan should be disturbed by me. It's messed up... think about it, I'm going to collect firewood first."

The speed of picking up firewood is still quite fast, but when he came back to the hut again, Naruto's head and the like were covered with snow.Not long after the stove was lit, Naruto said, "Although my body is not afraid of the cold, I still feel lonely on such a snowy night. If there is a stove, at least my heart won't be too cold."

Itachi Uchiha glanced at him lightly and said, "It's a lot."

"Sasuke used to say that I was 'messy'." Naruto said.

"Then?" Uchiha Itachi asked.

"I became best friends with him," Naruto said.

Uchiha Itachi didn't speak for a while, only firewood was burning and beeping in the room.

"Based on my understanding of Orochimaru, since he didn't kill you at that time, he won't do it later." Uchiha Itachi said.

"What if?" Naruto said.

"Take off the blindfold." Uchiha Itachi said.

Naruto took off the blindfold.

"Open your left eye, it may hurt a bit, bear with it." Uchiha Itachi said this, walked in front of him, put his hand on his right shoulder, and then opened Sharingan, a kaleidoscope Sharingan.

... It's not just a little pain, it's quite painful.

Naruto thought for a moment that his left eye was blind again.

The warm liquid flowed down, and Naruto touched it, "...I'm going, it's really bleeding."

"I injected pupil power into your left eye once." Uchiha Itachi said, "Your left eye was not completely necrotic before, and it was completely necrotic after using this pupil power."

"...So my left eye is completely hopeless?" Naruto said, wiping the blood from the corner of his eye.

"Well, you can change your eyes early." Uchiha Itachi said.

"Hey, even though I put on the shroud, I might be able to cheat the corpse, but now it's completely ashes." Naruto said.

Uchiha Itachi: "Your analogy is quite accurate, and remember to change your eyes after using up your pupil power."

"Okay." Naruto nodded, then he thought for a while and said, "Thank you."

Uchiha Itachi didn't answer, and after a while, he said, "Did Madara tell you?"

"Well, you told me everything," Naruto said.

Uchiha Itachi didn't mention this topic anymore, but said, "Your study in Junan group should come to an end, let's take the exam today."

"Okay." Naruto nodded.

Although he was always abused when fighting with everyone in Akatsuki's organization at the beginning, and then he was a little unhappy, but after Konoha's Chunin exam this time, he discovered that he had become so strong without knowing it.

Now, he has regained his keen interest in being abused by everyone organized by Akatsuki.

The two walked out of the house one after the other, and the snow outside was getting heavier.

"Please advise." Naruto said.

But Uchiha Itachi had disappeared in place.

"Pay attention to your words and deeds... When you released your murderous aura towards me, everything has already started." A low voice sounded from all directions, and the snow seemed to be falling even harder.

illusion...

Naruto closed his eyes directly, and formed a seal, and then his figure disappeared in place like a phantom, and the next second Uchiha Itachi appeared there and jumped high, the kunai in his hand released a cold light.

——Naruto emerged from the distorted air, and was wounded by Uchiha Itachi in one move.

"I've said it all, all illusions are ineffective in front of Sharingan."

Indifferently, he took out a shuriken from his ninja bag again, and said:

"Why don't you always learn your lesson?"

"Because I have to struggle in various ways—" Naruto directly pulled out the kunai embedded in his shoulder, and then clenched it tightly, "Thank you for your kunai, and thank you for your advice... for giving me time layout."

Behind Itachi, Naruto's body had already burst out two tails.

The boiling chakra burned all the snowflakes in a radius of one mile.

The wind roared.

Uchiha Itachi finally smiled, a deadpan smile, "It's interesting."

The exam... no, it should be a battle, officially started.

03.

three days later.Wind King City.

Naruto: "Hi! Sasuke! Wow, you ran away with Orochimaru without saying goodbye to me! I'm so sad!"

Sasuke: "...Why do you rush over suddenly, are you a pervert?"

Naruto: "Yes."

Sasuke: "..."

Naruto thought for a while, "And you ask me why I rushed over suddenly, if I have to say something, it must be..."

"Shut up." Sasuke blushed.

"Okay." Naruto said obediently, and at the same time made a movement of zippering his mouth.

Takasugi Shinsuke and Orochimaru were talking about the task, but Naruto and Sasuke attracted their attention.

"You two have such a good relationship." Shinsuke Takasugi said.

"That's not it." Naruto directly hooked Sasuke's neck with his arms, and made a shoulder-to-shoulder movement, "We are good buddies."

He thought Sasuke would throw him off, but it didn't, which surprised Naruto a bit.

"Grow up together?" Takasugi Shinsuke asked.

"That's right." Naruto said, "But how do you know?"

"The aura between young tamers is different from that between ordinary friends," Takasugi Shinsuke said.

"Oh, that's what it means." Naruto nodded.

Sasuke patted his hand away, and he took his arm back.

And a few of them also started to talk about business.

"Actually, I don't quite understand why Payne sent me here." Orochimaru said, "After all, I just killed Sandfall Gaara's father."

"Oh, I really envy you people who killed Kage so casually." Naruto was a little melancholy, "If I hadn't had a convulsion last time, you would have killed even Hokage now."

"Maybe." Orochimaru said.

"I destroyed your double kill." Naruto said, "It's still the double kill of the shadow."

Orochimaru: "...huh?" What's the matter with this guy?

Forget it, Orochimaru doesn't understand Naruto's character now, and when he understands, he won't show such a blank expression... Instead, he will show an unbearable expression like Payne Hahahahahaha...

Takasugi Shinsuke took a sympathetic look at Orochimaru, thinking that he would get used to it sooner or later, so he ignored the matter, but continued to bring up the matter, "Not much is known about this matter at Shayin Village, Specifically, we have to connect with Sandfall Gaara himself. The main question now is whether he will cooperate with us, Naruto, can you guarantee this?"

"Wrong." Naruto said, "We should cooperate with him."

"Oh?" Shinsuke Takasugi raised his eyebrows.

"We are currently working together," Naruto said, "I know you may be used to crushing those small countries, but I have to remind you that we are here for peace this time, not war. I love Kazekage Luo, not us, so we should try to match his rhythm."

"Is this out of consideration of the situation or out of your personal love for Gaara?" Takasugi Shinsuke said.

"Of course there are." Naruto said with a smile.

"Ah, you are worthy of being the one who said something with personal feelings in such an open manner." Shinsuke Takasugi said.

"Wow, I thought you were praising me." Naruto laughed loudly, and then he said seriously, "Because I'm greedy, adults always do multiple-choice questions, and children choose whoever they want. … Right Sasuke?"

Sasuke twitched the corner of his mouth, "Why are you talking about me again?"

Naruto laughed a few times, but didn't explain.

Is it impossible to have both fish and bear's paw?

nonsense.

I can't have both because I'm not strong enough. If I'm strong enough, I'll eat the fish and the bear's paw.

How cool that is.

-

The author has something to say: "If I don't have a sword, I can't protect you, and if I hold a sword, I can't hug you."

This sentence comes from "Reaper", and other places are quoted or plagiarized.

And then the fact that lots and lots of 'quoting' the phrase leads to flooding...