The fairy of online games

Chapter 13 My Hand Through Your Ass

What is the right way to play games?

Well, it's a task.

What is the main task?

Hmm...it's probably a monster...

The first monster in life that needs to be overthrown is Duck King Da Yali.

Well, actually the one with the big pear is Comrade Ah Shui.

As for his good friend, classmate Kasyapa, he can only use the coquettish gesture of Kassapa holding flowers to show his frank state.

Fighting monsters helps to foster feelings and bring them closer. ——BY Kassapa

Fighting monsters helps to upgrade materials for fun. ——BY Flowing Clouds and Flowing Water

Very good, although the thinking of these two people is not on the same road, but anyway, the purpose is certain, and it can be regarded as the same goal by different routes.

Therefore, Yali is dead.

Although there are many people in Lihua Village who like to poke Yali, there are not many who can poke him to death. Those who can still poke Yali to death in high spirits at the moment when the satiety level drops sharply at noon...

Maybe not……

So poking monsters after picking a meal is really... unimpeded!

Xingyun Liushui held a shakuhachi, and Kassapa held a stick from the village head's house. Based on the principle of one inch long and one inch strong, and with the goal of beating Yali to death with random sticks, they reached the end.

As the so-called Prophet of Plumbing Duck in the Spring River, under the warm spring, Yali is nestling comfortably in the small pool, dozing off with a bulging belly.

"Pa——" Hit it down with a stick, and a blood-red "-1" burst out, and the three characters "Da Yali" instantly turned blood red——

"Quack quack quack quack quack—" Da Yali became angry and began to thump.

Kassapa took out a big fish that had been fed with wine lees from his bag and stuffed it into the mouth of the big Yali who opened his mouth angrily—you can't kill it if you get drunk, you choke it to death.

"Quack... Quack..." Poor Da Yali was choked by the big fish, and when he was about to vomit, he took out the only big river clam he got this morning, and caught the big duck with a "snap" Li opened her mouth to spit out, and after confirming that it was tightly stuck, she began to beat her to death with sticks.

"Uh...uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhssesses!" Because of the added ingredients, the Duck King's resistance became weaker and weaker. Even if it was suffocation, even if two sticks were pointed at him to death, he could only...feel bitter. Death.

"Well, it's a pitiful death." Xingyun Liushui silently put away the shakuhachi, picked up the big pear from the water, and shook it——

"Ding, players Kasyapa and Xingyun Liushui killed the evil duck king Da Yali together, gained 1000 experience points, and the title of [Challenger]."

"Ding, player Kasyapa has reached level 9."

"Ding, the player has been promoted to level 8."

"Duck King, you are really worthless." Xingyun Liushui sighed, squatted down, took down the mussel, took out the dagger and began to kill the duck.

"Ding, you got [Broken Duck Feather] X20."

"Ding, you got [complete duck feather] X12."

"Ding, you got [Duck Meat] X6."

"Ding, you got the quest item: [Iron Pestle] X1."

Disgusted, he stirred the iron rod covered in unknown liquid in the water, rubbed every finger clean with flowing water, then put away the iron rod and walked to Yuniang's house.

"Sister Yu, I found your iron rod."

Yulihua was standing in the patio drying Danpi and Bai Zhi, when she saw the two of them coming, she laughed: "Coincidentally, I got my iron rod?"

Xingyun Liushui took out the stick from the interspatial bag and handed it to Yulihua.

But Yulihua didn't pick it up.

She squeezed her handkerchief and said shyly, "Since you call me sister, can my brother do me a favor?" Then she smiled: "I'm really joking, I'm so stupid, why would my brother reject my sister? Brother, what do you think?" right?"

"..."

"There is an old man in my family who has a fever, so I want to make a chrysanthemum pillow, but all the needles in my family are broken, only this iron pestle... Brother, would you mind helping my sister with this?"

"..." Can I say no...

"Ding, players Kasyapa and Xingyun Liushui completed the mission [Embroidered Heart] the first ring: [Challenge the Duck King], gained experience 2000, gold coins X10, sweet-scented osmanthus sauce X10, eggs X10."

"Ding, player Kasyapa has upgraded to level 10."

"Ding, the player's smooth flow has been upgraded to level 9."

"Ding, players Kasyapa and Xingyun Liushui received the task [Embroidered Heart] the second ring: [Iron Pestle Grinded into a Needle]

Tip: Beside the pond, beside the bluestone [299.200]. "

A series of noises caused Xingyun Liushui to have a headache, he rubbed his temples, and found sadly that the matter in front of him was really... an egg shattered on the ground.

He sighed, he was not Li Bai, and Yu Lihua was not grandma, but this iron rod still had to be ground.Whether he is by the bluestone by the pond or by the ancient road outside the long pavilion—this iron pestle ground into a needle is really going to send people to heaven, and their skin will fall off if they don't die.

"Let's go, the needles will be delivered when the time comes." Yuniang issued the order to drive away the guests, and turned around lightly to dry Bai Zhi.

"What should I do?" Xingyun Liushui looked at Kasyapa helplessly, if only a dynamite bag could solve this problem at this time.

Jiaye thought for a while: "Look for the village chief and hand in the task. My task of [Challenging the Duck King] is on the head of the village chief. Besides, don't you have a task of [collecting ingredients], you need to find the village chief Hand in the task?"

"what?"

It is said to be handing over the task, but in fact it is Kassapa's unilateral ravage and oppression of the village chief——

As the saying goes, hit the village head and divide the fields.

So in Kasyapa's face, he oppressed the village head without changing his face, and after defrauding him of a fortune, he used his eyes to hint at the smooth flow of water, and the good show could begin.

"Village chief, Sister Yu is really pitiful." As soon as Xingyun Liushui caught his gaze, he began to sigh slightly, seemingly unintentionally: "Village chief, I really feel sorry for sister."

The village chief's eyes widened, he put his hands on the stone table, his butt off the stool and sat down immediately, and took a sip of pear blossom wine as if nothing had happened:

"What's wrong, what's wrong with Yu Niang?"

"She should be married at this age, but she is alone, and my sister-in-law is alone. It's really not easy for a woman to be in charge of the house. Even if the needle is broken, there is no way to grind it out." Xingyun Liusai held his chin and looked at the sky: "Say Wake up, this embroidery needle is the closest to her, day and night, never separated, but a little closer than ordinary couples."

Kasyapa smiled and said, "I hear you say it like a token of love, you won't let it go."

"If I were a woman, I would also like to have a needle sharpened by my lover, which is better than that token of love."

When Kasyapa heard this, he lowered his head and picked up a pear cake: "Then, Ah Shui, why don't I give you one?"

"You're kidding me again..." Xingyun Liushui glared at him, "Eat your snacks, you won't be able to stop your mouth!"

"Go, go! What kind of love are these two bastards showing!" The village head impatiently interrupted the flowing words, his eyes were a little erratic: "Speaking of which, my family also lacks an iron rod for pounding rice. Find the root for me... Come!"

"Also, since Yuniang lacks needles... I, I have them here! I'll talk about it when I find them out, but I actually...forgot where I put them..."

Kaye and Xingyun Liushui exchanged glances, and then Kaye said in embarrassment: "I'm afraid I have to go to Liu Tiejiang's house to look for it."

"Who said, I have it." Xingyun Liushui smiled, and turned to look at the hopeful village chief: "I have it."

A cold iron rod was just placed in the village chief's hand, and the village chief gave the village chief an encouraging look.

Looking at Ah Shui-kun who suddenly became black-bellied, the village head felt that his dark thoughts were fully exposed——

Ah Shui, you were spoiled by that bastard, hey! ! !

"Let's go." Kassapa lightly supported Xingyun Liushui's shoulders with both hands, and said with a smile, "Ah Shui, didn't you tell me last time that you have something interesting to study?"

Ever since, the village chief watched the two go away in a daze——

Speaking of which, this excuse is not groundless.

Do you still remember the eight-treasure box that Ah Shui got at the beginning?

This afternoon, the task of the two is to study this box. After all, they are making snacks, poking monsters and playing tricks, and they are still very tired~

The two were lying on the grass in the safe area, staring at the eight treasure box carefully——

"It's only the size of a palm, a red hardwood carved box." Kassapa held it and shook it: "It didn't make any noise."

"Well, it's made of mahogany, and there are only a few grids when you open it, and there are no hidden grids." Xingyun Liushui propped his chin, "But the pattern is very delicate, which is pretty nice. Maybe we can put small pills in it in the future."

"You can really think about it." Kassapa smiled and rubbed his head: "What does the description of this thing say?"

Xingyun Liushui rubbed it back unceremoniously: "How can I say it, you can find it yourself."

"Ah Shui, what are you going to do then?"

"Pfft, you seem to be asking the man's woman at home." A certain one with messy hair laughed at Kasyapa.

Kasyapa's eyes darkened, and he grabbed a certain one and rolled——

After a certain person felt dizzy, a shadow had already suppressed him——

"Ah—what are you doing! Aww—don't make trouble, it's so itchy!" A certain animal struggled desperately——

"I was wrong, you are not a girl, you are not a soft girl, you are a real man—"

Kassapa looked at the slightly moist hairline, flushed cheeks, and soft and tender lips of Xingyun Liushui, took a deep breath, stood up slowly from the ground and pulled up Xingyun Liushui, as if nothing had happened: "It's good to know."

Xingyun Liushui stood up, patted the floating ash on his body, and picked up the box: "I don't even have red and blue medicines now, so I guess I can only throw iron blocks, fireworks sticks or something into it."

"Then you can throw it away." Kassapa said irresponsibly.

"Oh." The flowing water who opened the space bag and buried his head in looking for materials began to mutter: "It turns out that the full-service speakers are really made into mini-speaker shapes... how wretched..." Well, throw one in and put it in the small grid just now good.

Firework sticks, chrysanthemum spirits, very hyacinth spirits, engraved in the heart stone, black iron and silver, all of them are small, red, yellow and yellow, shiny and very beautiful.

Xingyun Liushui fiddled with his fingers and said with a smile: "It looks like a girl's dowry. It would be nice to put these stones on."

"Then why don't you try putting it in a space bag?" Kassapa leaned against the tree, looking at the flowing water: "Maybe, this is also a space bag with many grids."

"It's true, after all, it's a treasure, and the grid can't grow in vain." Xingyun Liushui closed the lid of the box with a "snap", shook it and heard the sound, and then stuffed it into the interspatial bag——

Hey, it really only occupies one grid!

Xingyun Liushui happily took out the Eight Treasure Box, and when he was about to open it and put in the rest of the spirit stones to combine, he found that there was only one long, thin, flowery branch in the opened box... a firework stick?

"Ding, you got an unknown item X1 through synthesis."

"Kasyapa, come and see!" Xingyun Liushui immediately recruited Kassapa to study, opened the information bar, opened the sharing and began to watch:

"[Item]: Unknown item, [Description]: Made in a flowing cloud and flowing water. The appearance of the black flower branch has the ability to locate the whole server. The ID name can be entered on the side of the flower branch and bound to the user ID. After entering the ID name, there is 10 seconds to cancel Time. After use, the item will be ejected, ignoring any distance map copy, 1 points of blood will be deducted while piercing the chrysanthemum of the user, and the chrysanthemum fireworks will bloom for [-] minute, which can be seen day and night, and the system speaker will announce the use of the whole server For details, please refer to the actual usage situation, this item is a one-time use item.”

Kasyapa and Xingyun Liushui only felt a chill in their bodies - this thing is really against the sky... First it was exploded, and then the whole server was notified, it was still the mode of the whole server celebrating with fireworks - well, they would lose all their face.

"Ding, please name it freely and smoothly."

"What's it called? Could it be called [Chrysanthemum Piercing Hand]?" Xingyun Liushui laughed, and turned to Kassapa, "What do you think?"

"Ding, you have finished naming."

Kasyapa & Flowing Clouds and Flowing Water: ...

"Actually, I think it's more appropriate to call it a chrysanthemum thorn..." Kassapa said.

Flowing clouds and flowing water covered his face: "It's too late..."

Yes, it's late—

The announcement of the whole server sounded: "Announcement: The great road is reincarnated, the world is chasing the deer, the white clouds are green, and the blue sea is tide. Today there is a powerful person who casts the sharp weapon of [Chrysanthemum Piercing Hand], which is the first of its kind. Reward 100 reputation points and 50 gold coins , experience 3000 points, all attributes increased by 1 point, I hope all players will work hard."

"Ding, the player has reached level 10."

Resigned to his fate, he threw himself on Kasyapa's stiff body: "I'm so ashamed..."

"No one knows it's yours." Kassapa hugged her without a trace, and comforted him: "If you don't tell me, who will know? With such a thing, whoever offends you in the future, you will use it on whomever you want. I guarantee that he will never forget it. You must know that if you kill someone, you won't see it." There is a lot of blood—the most against the sky is never the one that eats the most blood, but the mental attack."

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