The fairy of online games

Duixiu City is a moderately large city in the game, if there is anything unusual about it, it really isn't.

If there is one, it has a coquettish name and a few places with beautiful scenery.For players who have just left Novice Village, the main functions of this city are trading, life occupation upgrades and employment.

Yes, inauguration.

As soon as they left Novice Village, the levels of the three of them jumped up slowly.

Now Kasyapa has reached the eighteenth rank, and he can be ranked in the top [-]s on the ranking list, and he is also in the seventeenth rank, hanging outside the fifty.As for Miss Chunmeng, she is still stuck on level [-], and such things as rankings... have no chance with her.

The closer you get to level [-], the more you have to think about your career.

[Absolute Reality] There are seven major occupations: archer, swordsman, thief, assassin, warlock, musician, dancer.Archers can attack groups from a distance, with greater damage and agility; swordsmen are monster-resistant existences like blood bulls, and their single-target attacks are huge, so they should not be underestimated; thieves needless to say, steal people's hearts, steal underwear, and pick skins Blood-sucking and marrow sucking, nothing can be more powerful; Assassins have high attack, low defense, high agility, anti-virus, and bug release, not to mention this; as for the warlock in this game, he is similar to a mage plus a conjurer, who can add blood and mana to eliminate the state-controlling group Attack, but still can't get rid of the limitations of the mage's fragility. Without the help of people and gangs, it is difficult to grow in the early stage; musicians can freeze, can attack with sound, and can increase war, but they belong to crispy ice cream just like warlocks; dancers It is the most beautiful of the seven major professions. Most of the people who choose this profession are women. He can increase the combat power and have illusion...but he is still a crispy ice cream...

"Ah Shui, what are you practicing?" Kassapa asked after reading the system introduction.

"I'm planning to become a musician." Xingyun Liushui touched his little finger and said, "I know some guzhengs, and I like them quite a bit. What about you?"

"Wow...Little Yezi, you can play Guzheng..." Chunshan Rumeng looked at Xingyun Liushui in surprise, and circled him a few times, as if looking at something rare: "I can't tell...Little Yezi! Then There are only a few masters in the whole country who can do this thing! It is very complicated, Xiao Yezi—"

Kassapa felt slightly complicated, as if... his careful master was very powerful?Knowing how to cook, play ancient music and look good, this...how many mad bees and butterflies have to be repelled!

"Kasyapa? Come back to your senses?" Xingyun Liushui shook his hand in front of him: "What are you going to turn around?"

"Ah," Kassapa was in a trance for a while, came back to his senses, and then smiled: "I plan to choose an assassin."

"Oh, what about senior sister?"

Chunshan Rumeng raised her orchid fingers, and winked charmingly: "Sister like me is of course a dancer."

Flowing clouds and flowing water are silent...

"Assassin, dancer and musician, is this combination of three crispy skins really good?"

"Of course, I was originally a dancer." Chunshan Rumeng said calmly, implying that the selection of dancers is a matter of course and cannot be changed.

Kasyapa softly comforted his little shou: "It's okay, I know some punches and kicks, and I will definitely protect you."

Xingyun Liushui thought calmly, oh, I lost my voice again.

The spring shirt is like a dream with black lines on her face, and your sister is in a daze again!Didn't you notice what the junior said to protect you?My wife and a girl don't get this treatment!

"What shall we do next? I don't know where there is a task to pick up..." Chunshan Rumeng yawned, his slightly moist eyes showed a little charm, making the surrounding pig brothers calm and incompetent.

"Maybe people sit at home and good things come from heaven?" Xingyun Liushui said with a smile, according to the saying that disasters come from the sky, even if disasters come from heaven, they can also become good things.

"Boom——" As soon as the flowing voice fell, a humanoid object was thrown out, overwhelming Brother Pig, the muffled impact of the human body, the screams and curses of the people mixed together, and there was a mess of chirping— ——Until the last lump of meat lay down on the bluestone slab in the street, rolled his eyes, and fell unconscious.

"Dadong Dadong what's wrong with you!"

"Fuck, isn't this Dongfang Hong? Why does he look so blue and swollen!"

"...Who did it! Stand up!"

Just when there was chaos, a beautiful woman wearing a soft silver lily skirt and a pearl hairpin slanted on her head came out from the crowd, holding a Liuling gauze fan in her hand. Hitting it without a hitch, I don't know if it was to passers-by or to the player lying on the ground, saying unhurriedly: "You are the first one who dares to read these crooked poems and lewd words to me. I care about you Dongfanghong!" Northern green, if you dare to act wild, you will still fight to death!"

The people around fell silent for a moment, and then started whispering again, nothing more than "This woman is so beautiful, she is probably an NPC", "What kind of mission is this", "That man looks so miserable" and so on.

The beauty pinched the palace fan, half covered her face, and slowly said to the people around her: "My lord was ordered to compile [Lover's Record], in order to include the sentimental words of lovers in the world. Lover's actions should be sent out Love ends with etiquette! Love poems, although they are not quite satisfactory...but they can't be too much—"

The beauty gritted her teeth and stared at the puddle of mud on the ground, and the earlobes with the white jade earrings were also slightly red: "This rascal is triumphantly shouting in front of the girl I am waiting for with such obscene songs... …Recite it out loud! It’s really hateful! Shameless!” After speaking, he threw a piece of paper to the ground, his eyes were slightly red: “If you are willing to do your best for my lord’s revision and collection work, the little girl is naturally welcome, and our lords are also welcome. I won't treat you badly—if you're like this... out of tune! Don't blame us for being ruthless!"

Following the action of the beauty throwing the paper, everyone surrounded her in a clattering circle, watching the "obscene words and songs" in the beauty's mouth. The crowd blocked in disguise.

"I have learned some... ancient Chinese, I, I, I... Come and see." A small girl who looked timid was pushed out, squatted down, picked up the piece of paper, and read it over and over again. stand up--

"There are... dead pheasants... covered with white grass... there is a woman Huaichun... Jishi... lured...

Lin You...Piao Xi...There are dead deer in the wild...Imperial grass...There are women like jade.

Shuer... Tuotuoxi... Wugan I feel... Xi... Wushi... I also bark..."

"What do you mean?"

"I think I know most of the words... what the hell is it spelled?"

"I can't even understand it. Is this a very advanced erotic poem?"

……

The girl who was holding the paper was sweating anxiously, whether she was throwing the paper or not holding it, her face was wrinkled into a ball: "...I... don't know much... I really don't know... What is this..."

Chunshan Rumeng poked Kasyapa's stomach with his elbow, and whispered, "Do you know what that is?"

Kasyapa crossed his arms and didn't even look at her: "I know."

Xingyun Liushui, who was standing beside him, was taken aback for a moment, turned his head, and looked at Kassapa with wide-open eyes. His long eyelashes fluttered and swept across Kassapa's soft heart. Looking at himself in surprise, it was hard for Kassapa to refuse——

"That's a love poem."

After saying this sentence, Kasyapa rubbed his flowing head, shut his mouth and never mentioned it again, and Chunshan Rumeng expected Kassapa to use his indifferent face to tell the story of an affair and a wild relationship... shattered...

Flowing clouds and flowing water are not very disappointed. He would be surprised if Kassapa was interested in discussing this issue in depth.The Book of Songs, even 400 years ago, not everyone can explain it clearly, not to mention...the culture is looking forward to the future of revival.

"This article is "The Book of Songs Calls a Dead Moose in the Southern Wilderness". It's about... an affair, and as a love poem... it's not serious enough. No wonder the player was beaten and kicked out." Xingyun Liushui saw that his senior was very curious... I was also very upset, so I added.

When Chunshan Rumeng heard this, his eyes widened, and he almost threw himself on Xingyun Liushui: "Ah Shui is indeed a candidate for the new first-level ancient literature department! Tell me about it!"

Brother Pig saw the tall and sexy beauty in red throw herself into the arms of the not-so-tall man in white, and his eyes swept over——

Gritting his teeth, Kasyapa pulled out the spring shirt Rumeng, and gritted his teeth eeriely: "Aren't you afraid of crushing Ah Shui if you put it on Ah Shui's body?"

Chunshan Rumeng was pulled out unwillingly, and said to Kassapa angrily: "What are you doing, why don't you let me listen to Ah Shui if you don't tell me."

The surrounding crowd had a clear look on their faces, and they had already made up their minds that two men were fighting for a woman.

At this time, a few miserable people squeezed out of the crowd, squeezed in front of the beauty, and asked loudly: "You woman is talking nonsense! What do you know! This is our Dadong's grandfather's archaeological work at the beginning of this year. I just discovered a new love poem! He said that this poem is simple, realistic and touching! Do you think obscene poems are obscene poems? I don’t think you understand anything!”

"You guys, I don't understand what you are talking about. What archeology, what grandpa? I don't know, and I don't know it. It's obviously a lewd poem, so it's fine to say it in private, but it's a touching love poem!" The woman bit her lip, turned around and walked to Ah Shui: "Young master, it seems that you also know the deep meaning of this poem, why don't you explain it to the slave family, so that they can see if the slave family is making trouble for no reason." She looked at him pitifully: "My lord... would you like to help the slave family?"

At some point, the three of them have been surrounded by the crowd, pointing and pointing.

["Three crispy" team chat room]

[Spring shirt like a dream]: Why are they looking at me like that!What look!Mom, do I look so much like a slut?

【Kasyapa】: ...

[Running Clouds and Flowing Water]: I heard them speculate that we are a love triangle, senior sister, it's because you are too beautiful, it's not your fault.

[Spring shirt like a dream]: ...is this comfort?By the way, Ah Shui, quickly deal with that NPC.After she came to our side, people surrounded us.

[Xing Yun Liu Shui]: ... Explaining that is a bit... embarrassing... I was shot while lying down...

[Spring shirt like a dream]: Mom, am I not embarrassed now?go!

"My lord..." The beauty still looked at the flowing water stubbornly.

Xingyun Liushui nodded helplessly, walked up to the girl who took the paper just now, and smiled: "Can you give him to me?"

The girl let out an "ah", and hurriedly stuffed the paper in her hand to him like a hot potato, lowered her head and grabbed the corner of her clothes: "Ma... sorry for your trouble..."

Xing Yun Liu Shui took it, looking at the crooked calligraphy on it, the corners of his mouth twitched.After taking a deep breath, Xingyun Liushui stood in the center of the crowd, and smiled slightly: "Actually, what the girl said just now is true, I guess the brothers just now didn't understand the meaning of this poem... I am not talented, I would like to Explanation one or two, turning hostility into jade silk, can also clear up doubts for everyone."

As for...he didn't care if he received it or not.

"Who are you!" The family members of the "victim" were very dissatisfied with the sudden appearance: "You treat us as illiterate, what do you mean we don't understand? We understand very well! Is it a love poem!"

How can Xingyun Liushui have the time to mess with them, and read the poem again: "There are dead pheasants in the wild, covered with white grass; there are women with spring flowers, and auspicious men lure them. There are park squirrels in the forest, and dead deer in the wild; pure white grass, there are women Like jade. It's easy to take off, and I don't feel it. I bark even if I don't feel it."

"This is to say that there was a dead deer in the field, and someone wrapped it with pure white thatch. A woman was pregnant with spring, and the young man went to seduce her. There was a small tree in the forest, and there was a dead deer in the field. Someone wrapped it with white hair Tie it up and give it to the good girl Ruyu. The girl said slow down, slow down, don't touch my apron, and don't let the puppy next to me bark."

Those few people immediately said: "Isn't this normal? Isn't it a love poem?"

Xingyun Liushui continued: "It's not appropriate to say that this poem is completely obscene."

Several people laughed and pointed at him: "Cut, what am I supposed to do, I'm not slapping myself in the face."

"This poem says that there was a man who wrapped a deer in thatch on the way the girl passed by. When the girl saw it and wanted to pick it up, the man jumped out to stop it. In this way, she got to know each other after a while. The man said to the woman, next time I will give you a deer, because venison is better. The woman agreed. Afterwards, they got to know each other...they went to the woods...wild sex..."

Speaking of this, Xingyun Liushui's face was a little red, and he didn't know how he said the word "Yehe": "Although this poem is a love poem, it is quite simple and innocent, but in front of this lady... it is really It's a bit menglang, besides, the compilation of books is for people to read, so we can just read it and laugh it off. Young ladies and gentlemen can't do it."

Everyone suddenly realized——

Although the atmosphere of the 25th century is open and you can do anything, this love poem is nothing to them, isn't it just XXOO?They, on the contrary, appreciate it!But the setting in this game is ancient!Girls must be shy!What's more, this kind of X hint of Hongguoguo, you, a big man, bring a poem implying XXOOOOXX to a shy female NPC, isn't it a hint in disguise?What is it if it is not a fight?

Everyone looked at the piece of meat on the ground with an expression of "You didn't die unjustly", but they all silently felt in their hearts... This game is really too real.

After hearing this, those few people could only admit that they were unlucky, and squeezed out with the meat balls.This excitement is gone.

The beauty in palace attire watched the surrounding crowd gradually dissipate, and bowed softly to Xingyun Liushui: "Young master Gao Yi, I thank you for this——some words, as a woman, I really can't say it, dare to say it!" Ask the son's name?"

"Miss, you are welcome. My name is Xingyun Liushui. This is my friend Kasyapa and Chunshan Rumeng."

"Then thank you three for your kindness. The young lady's surname is Yao, and I am the fourth lady of the Duixiu City Lord's family." The government is looking for me, saying that they are looking for Fourth Miss, they will understand."

"Ding, Xingyun Liushui, Jiaye, and Chunshan Rumeng completed the hidden mission [Rescue] released by [Miss Yao Si], and gained 12000 experience, 100 gold coins, fashion X3, and 100 reputation points."

"Ding, player Kasyapa has reached level 19."

"Ding, the player has reached level 19."

"Ding, player Chunshan Rumeng has reached level 18."

"Then, see you by fate." Fourth Miss Yao shook her shirt lightly, and walked away gracefully after saying goodbye, leaving only the three of them looking at each other.

This reward... is too generous, right?Just let them be one step away from taking office.

Even the ranking list... all of a sudden changed.

The author has something to say: 【Theater】

Kasyapa: What does "Tuo Tuo" in Shu Er Tu Tuo Xi mean?

Flowing clouds and flowing water: Slow down... slow down... ah...

Kasyapa: What do you mean?

Flowing Clouds and Flowing Water: Slow down... Slow down... Ah!

Kasyapa: Huh?

Flowing clouds and flowing water: slow down... slow down...

Kasyapa: That sounds good.

Flowing clouds and flowing water: Huh?

Chunshan Rumeng: ...a bitch is hypocritical...