The fairy of online games

Ye Jia, who was offline, blushed and sat up from the health care cabin. Before she had time to be shy for a few seconds, she was startled by the black thing on her body.

"Lance! Come here! Did you pour sesame paste on me?"

Butler Lance rushed in immediately, and was shocked when he saw his master's face was black and white: "Master! What's wrong with you!"

Ye Jia raised one hand and sniffed it disgustingly. His body was smelly and sticky and he was uncomfortable: "Lance put water on me and prepare clothes. I want to take a bath."

Lance was taken aback, nodded and said, "Yes."

The fragrant foam balls and the warm water gently impacted Ye Jia's white and slender body, making his body slightly red.

"Master, it's time for you to come out. You've already soaked for the third time." Lance stood helplessly outside the bathroom and shouted.

Ye Jia sat in the bathtub and cleaned it calmly, um, it's still too dirty, how long have I been squatting in the game!

"Master!" The tireless butler Lance called affectionately: "Come out."

"Lance, go and clean the health care cabin for me." This is the annoying master.

Lance answered yes tearfully and aggrievedly, and then left with a "smack-smack-smack".

Ye Jia continued to lie in the bathtub and reflect on how he made his body dark.

Is it because you ate too much last time?

Is the health warehouse has a detoxification effect?It's unscientific. If it really exists, can it not be mentioned in the advertisement?Can that be the only price?

Ye Jia curled up his legs, tapped his knees and thought.

Hey, the skin seems to be a little whiter?Could it be that he was bored in the health care warehouse every day?

Ye Jia looked at his wrinkled fingers, then sighed, stood up, put on a big bath towel and walked out.

The butler Lance, who had just finished wiping the health room, rushed forward impatiently with a towel: "Master! Lance wipes your head for you!"

Ye Jia sat down on the sofa, wrapped in a bath towel and sat lazily, letting Lance wipe his hair, and gently put his hand on the coffee table to scratch it.

"Crackling——" After a toothache sound, there were a few deep scratches on the coffee table.

Ye Jia was stunned.

Lance immediately felt distressed. He hugged his master's hand and began to help him remove the debris from his nails. He thought brokenly, "Master, don't get angry with your body if you get angry again! Does it hurt?"

Ye Jia helplessly raised his forehead, no matter what he said, Lance should first ask himself how he became a strange force gold, right just now, he actually asked himself if his hand hurts!

What's even more tragic is...my hands really don't hurt, it's as easy as stabbing the table or cutting tofu.

Has your body mutated?Thinking about his black body today, and thinking about how he turned into a strange man, Ye Jia became more and more sure that his body had mutated.Could it be that the game has developed its own potential?

——"This game, the background... is considered overhead, there are so-called main quests and side quests, which contain a lot of things, all of which are carefully selected from the cultural sites that have been excavated and the conjecture models provided by experts , and then copied it in... This game, I'm afraid the purpose is not pure."

The purpose is impure.

Ye Jia remembered Feitian's words back then, and became more and more sure that it was a problem with the game.I am cultivating in the game, is my body also tempering in real life?

Not long after he pretended to be a contemplator, the impatient Lance came over with his communicator again: "Master, master, it's ringing again! It kept ringing while you were taking a shower just now!"

Ye Jia thought, it was most likely the senior sister's invitation letter, so he pressed it without looking at it: "Senior sister! I didn't receive it just now when I was taking a shower, don't mind."

The man's deep laughter suddenly came from the communicator: "...take a bath?"

Ye Jia blushed immediately, holding the communicator in both hands and asked weakly: "... Yue?"

"Well, good."

Ye Jia was so stimulated by Yue Xingyun's "good boy" that his face flushed, and he couldn't say a word.

"I think I'm a little reckless, or abrupt." Yue Xingyun smiled lightly: "However, I still want to introduce myself, my name is Yue Xingyun."

Ye Jia took a deep breath: "...I didn't expect you to be so soon - well, my name is Ye Jia."

Yue Xingyun sat on the chair, stared at the giant communication screen on the wall, and murmured: "Little Yezi, I actually want to tell you..."

"Huh?" Ye Jia made a single sound in confusion.

"The one-way video screen of our communicator is turned on..." Yue Xingyun only saw a touch of white on the chest of his little shou and the faint lovesick red beans on the crystal screen, and felt his blood surge— — and the slender and attractive collarbone, which was concealed under the fluffy bath towel, really made Yue Xingyun, who feasted his eyes on the first phone call, restless.

"Ah!" Ye Jia hurriedly wrapped the towel tightly, and after waiting for a while, he felt that something was wrong——I am a man, not a girl, what am I afraid of doing!

"What are you talking about?" Ye Jia pinched the communicator, his face sank, it was too shameful, this guy was simply teasing people.

"I just want to tell you that it feels so good to see you so clearly." Yue Xingyun smiled: "Maybe this is going too fast, but I still want to ask, are you willing...to meet me? "

Ye Jia's mouth twitched: "I'm sorry, I'm someone who gets lost even when I go to a supermarket."

Yue Xingyun's deep and sexy laughter stopped abruptly.

"Speaking of which, I seem to have heard your name somewhere." Ye Jia scratched his head, and the bath towel on his body slid off his shoulders, revealing his round shoulders.

Followed by a loud bang in the communicator——

"Boom—" It sounded like something hitting the ground.

"Yue? Yue? What's wrong with you?" Ye Jia was taken aback by the sound: "Are you okay?"

Yue Xingyun couldn't say that he fell down because he was greedy for beauty, so he could only knock out his teeth and swallow his blood: "...the stool fell down, it's okay."

"It's fine," Ye Jia smiled: "... Forget it, then I won't bother you, I'm a little hungry, I'm going to eat, I'll hang up first."

The sky is big, the earth is big, the emperor is big!Yue Xingyun, who was reluctant to let his daughter-in-law go hungry, had no choice but to say goodbye reluctantly, and hung up the communicator, but he didn't see Ye Jia over there blushing, calm, and shy as soon as he put down the communicator.

Ah - we can't help but sigh, spring is really a season for everything to grow -

--ah?it is summer now?Cough cough, I mean in the game!

"Master, don't you want to eat?" Lance silently looked at the blushing master lying on the sofa, and suddenly realized that a bastard similar to the enemy prince in "A Love Between Two Kings" had appeared, which made him Lance felt very—

fight!Chi!hold head high!Yang!

That's right, Lance is a loyal servant of His Royal Highness the Great Prince!He will definitely stop all kinds of shameful acts of the enemy prince against his highness!

That enemy prince!If you want to fight, I will fight!bring it on!I, Lance, are waiting for you!

"Ah, yes, I, I'm going to eat." Ye Jia's words shattered Lance's imaginary behavior, and our little leaf hurriedly got up from the sofa wrapped in a big towel, and stuffed his feet into it. In the furry slippers: "I went to the kitchen and made it myself!"

Lance complained about biting the handkerchief, the master doesn't love me anymore...he doesn't even let me cook for him!It must be that annoying little goblin named "Yue" who made it bad!

... Mr. Lance, you really think too much, hey!

Ye Jia walked into the kitchen, opened the huge box, rummaged through the ingredients, and decided to make a rice bowl with shredded potatoes and pork—it’s a pity that there were no pickled pickles or mustard, otherwise Shredded Pork Noodles with Pickled Vegetables and Shredded Pork with Pickled Vegetables are all good choices.

After playing games for many days, the kitchen hadn't been fired for a long time. Although Lance cleaned it up, there was no cold food at all. Little student Ye Jia could only roll up his sleeves and prepare to wash the rice.Although the rice sent by the Special Supply Bureau was very little this time, it was about the same for Ye Jia alone, not to mention that he spent more time lying in the health warehouse, playing games and not eating.

There is a dedicated rice cooker in the kitchen, which is much more convenient than the rice cooker and pressure cooker hundreds of years ago.Ye Jia scoured half a bowl of rice and poured it into the machine. After setting a time, he was ready to start making toppings for the rice bowl.

Ye Jia washed the pork, potatoes, peppers, millet onions and green vegetables one by one, cut them into thin shreds and placed them on the plate, rinsed those that should be watered, and drained those that should be drained.Several colorful plates hold red, green and green filaments, which are extraordinarily bright and lively.

Some unknown vegetable oil was poured into the pot, and while the pot was hot, Ye Jia stuffed his finger that had touched the chili pepper into his mouth and licked it. After feeling that it wasn't too spicy, he flushed his hand under the faucet in disappointment and disgust. Turn around and serve dinner.

Lance stood at the door of the kitchen, folded his hands and looked at Ye Jia with staring eyes——My prince is really amazing!My loyal servant is hard to beat!

The oil in the pot began to emit small golden bubbles, and a faint white smoke escaped from the pot. Ye Jia saw that the oil was about [-]% to [-]% hot. After a few strokes with the spatula, the shredded pork fell down.

Stir fry, season and add shredded potatoes and greens.

The strong aroma filled the whole kitchen, and the sound of "sizzling" or "gulping" from the sauce in the pot kept coming and going.Seeing that the topping was almost ready, Ye Jia picked up the communicator in a particularly happy mood, and "clicked" a photo of the pot.

After the toppings were poured, Ye Jia held the communicator and "clicked" on the rice with shredded potatoes and pork on a fine porcelain plate, and uploaded it to the interstellar network together with the photo just now.

In his previous life, although he studied cooking alone, he suffered from the fact that there was only one person who didn’t even have any friends, so he could only make finished products and post photos by himself, so he was very popular on Douban. This is what happened in his previous life. Let's not mention it.

Holding the delicious bowl of rice, Ye Jia ate a delicious meal under Lance's salivating eyes, then put down the bowl and chopsticks and prepared to go——

go to bed.

Fatigue and homework are not good, go to bed early and get up early to be healthy, not to mention that you can only play games after a full sleep——

Ye Jia, who was sleepy after eating, rolled onto the bed wrapped in a big towel, and went to sleep comfortably.Still thinking about it in a daze, eating and sleeping, the sky and the beauty win, what the mother said is really the truth...

As for the boyfriend, why jealous and blushing!I don't want to!Ye Jia stuffed his little red face into the bed, hum, don't think about anything, please let me sleep!