The fairy of online games

After sitting in the teleportation, when the group hurried to Xixiang Street, Xing Shisanniang was lying on the rocking chair under the tree, gently shaking her fan.

Do you think that this moment is peaceful and peaceful, and the years are quiet?

You guys are so naive!

Is the female player next to you who is drowning in the dust with her face facing the loess and her back facing the sky dead?

——Well, although he is not dead, he is not far from dying.

"Thirteen Niang, long time no see." Kassapa stepped forward to say hello, holding his little fox in his arms.

When the little fox saw Xing Shisanniang, he waved his paw feebly, and buried his head in Kasyapa's chest sullenly.

"He's here to take the zither with my apprentice—wait a minute! Where's my apprentice?" Hearing Kasyapa's voice, Xing Shisanniang opened her eyelids and glanced lazily over, but found that this glance In the past, my apprentice is gone!

"You treat me as a dead person! When you took office last time, you flirted with my apprentice and pretended I didn't see it? How dare you come to see me with a vixen in your arms now? How dare you betray my apprentice? I will kill you!" Xing Thirteen The mother stood up angrily, looking around, looking for the guzheng box habitually, ready to slap Kasyapa and the vixen in his arms to death in the next second.

Kassapa took advantage of the assassin in his arms, quickly took a few steps back, and smiled faintly: "How do you know that the one in my arms is a vixen and not a war pet fox?"

Xing Shisanniang put her hips on her hips and scolded: "Damn! I can't even see this. Didn't I go back as I live! I have spiritual energy in my body, and I know it when it turns into ashes. It's a vixen! Cultivation of immortals doesn't understand Something to cultivate the mind!"

The little vixen of the Xingyun Liushui brand choked up - what could be more painful than becoming a master fox and not knowing him?What could be more sad than being called a vixen by your master?

"Can't you see who he is?" Looking at the little fox whose ears were hanging down, Kassapa felt distressed, touched his furry ears as if comforting, and said lightly: "You will not forget Ah Shui What race is it?"

Xing Shisanniang was taken aback, looked at the little fox in surprise, and then at Kasyapa: "...this look looks like Ah Shui... Could it be...he is..."

Kaye nodded.

Immediately Xing Shisan Niang rushed over, she directly snatched the furry little fox from Kasyapa's hand, pressed it fiercely on her chest, and burst into tears: "I just said how could this guy cheat? ——My miserable Ah Shui!"

The poor miniature fox was crushed half to death by the turbulent waves of Xing Shi San Niang, so he could only "squeak" and flick his tail wildly.

Kasyapa's face turned black immediately, and his balls hurt.

His black face is because he actually let this woman snatch the person he likes from her hands.

He hurts because even if he loves Ah Shui very much, he can't put his hands on Xing Shisanniang's chest and pull out the little fox!

Therefore, Kassapa winked at Miao Miao Tao and the others.

Miao Miaotao and Fuck got down and immediately rushed forward to rescue Xingyun Liushui, only to yell "De Ling".

"Thirteen Niang, you overwhelmed him!"

"be careful!"

The girls desperately rescued the little fox whose hair was blown up from under Xing Shisanniang's plump breasts, and delivered it to Kasyapa's arms.

Xing Shisanniang frowned, and looked at Kasyapa with dissatisfaction: "How did you take care of him? How did you make him like this?"

Chunshan Rumeng hurriedly rushed to the front, and said awkwardly: "Actually... it was Ah Shui who took a pill by mistake."

"Pills?" Xing Shisanniang thought for a while, "Come in and speak slowly."

Xing Shisanniang's house is green, the windows are covered with a layer of soft smoke, outside the window is a green bamboo forest, the wind is rustling, and the phoenix tails are dense, which has a cool green feeling.

Flowing clouds and flowing water They were in a hurry when they came last time, and they didn't even enter the gate, let alone take a good look at this place.I took a closer look today and found that Xing Shisan Niang is a woman with a lot of interest in life.

"Sit casually, I don't have any good tea here, I only have some bamboo heart tea, please don't dislike it." Xing Shisanniang raised her sleeve and poured tea for several people.

White porcelain clear soup, slightly rippling blue color, light tea flavor, beautiful women like jade, drinking tea on such a beautiful day, it is a good thing, but it is not worth Xing Shisanniang's cruel words!

"Of course, if you dislike it, that's okay, I have plenty of ways to make you drink it." Xing Shisanniang said.

Everyone raised their cups awkwardly, and took a few sips to save face, afraid that if they drank too quickly, Xing Shisanniang would dislike them for chewing peonies; if they drank slowly, it would appear that they were reluctant.

And the only flowing water that pleases her old man is now a fox, who can't drink the hot tea at all.

"I've already drunk the tea, now let's talk about what happened to my apprentice." Xing Shisanniang sat on the embroidered pier and pressed the center of her eyebrows: "What kind of pills, what kind of accident, please explain clearly."

"Ah Shui got a magic pill in his last mission. It is said to be a magic pill made from the blood of a fox fairy, the scales of a spirit snake, and the tears of a cat demon. It is a magic pill that can purify the blood. Shan Rumeng paused sadly, and decided to skip the important points and avoid the crucial points, otherwise he would not be able to hold it with the addition of this master: "Then...he accidentally ate it and became like this."

Xing Shisanniang thought for a while, and said: "As far as I know, Yaoxian is a highly talented and enlightened high-level demon clan. They are usually in human form, and they can get twice the result with half the effort in cultivation, and even demon cultivators and immortal cultivators can do it."

"This elixir contains the blood of the fox fairy, the scales of the spirit snake, and the tears of the cat demon. It is the combination of the superb blood of the fox, snake, and cat. After all, I am only human, but it does not prevent me from guessing, I think This pill is to purify Ah Shui's blood through the state of blood purification. He is not in a stable state now, so he is in the shape of a beast. It is estimated that he will recover after he is recuperated. As for why he is now a fox instead of a frog , I guess it’s probably a matter of ingredients.”

When Chunshan Rumeng heard this, his face immediately turned green: "So Ah Shui will turn into a snake in two days?"

Miao Miao Tao and what the fuck are turning green even when they are about to get down.

"Well, it can be understood in this way." Xing Shisanniang took a sip of tea and looked at Kasyapa: "I will go back to the Acacia Gate tomorrow, and I won't be back in a short time. Now that Ah Shui is like this, I am very worried. Take good care of him. I will let you have his zither, and you will give it to him when the time comes."

Kassapa looked at the little fox with gentle eyes: "Naturally."

"That's good." Xing Shisanniang stood up, walked to the shelf, picked up a kite box, and handed it to Kasyapa.

Kassapa touched it with his hand, and immediately put it into the ring.

Xing Shisanniang bent down and patted the little fox's head distressedly: "Ah Shui, Master was wrong just now. It's you who suffered."

The little fox looked at Xing Shisanniang with watery eyes, shook his head and nodded again.

Xing Shisanniang felt soft-hearted again, and couldn't help touching it again.

Kasyapa saw that she was addicted to touching, and felt very uncomfortable in his heart, still touching, you still touching!If you touch it, the hair will be gone!

Suddenly, Xing Shisanniang gave Mao's hand a pause.

She straightened up, turned around and looked out the window with a cold expression on her face.

Outside the window, the wind is howling, the phoenix tail is dense, and it is cold and oppressive.

"Thirteen Niang, what's the matter?" Seeing this posture, several people couldn't sit still and stood up, and couldn't help asking.

"Oh, there are some people who don't know people and think that I, Thirteenth Niang, can handle it well." Xing Shisanniang sneered, "I didn't even know that I run a philanthropic hall, and everyone dares to come to make trouble! Then don't blame me for being rude." !"

...Have you ever been polite, old man?

A group of people moved to the gate of Xing Shisanniang's house under the banner of supporting Xing Shisanniang for the purpose of watching the stupid bird who was brave enough to smash the system npc's place.

"Which filthy thing dares to fart at the door of my Xing Shisanniang's house!" Xing Shisanniang stood at the door imposingly holding a small guzheng, and coldly swept over a dozen people outside the door.

"It's you, it's you, it's you!"

As Xing Shisanniang's eyes swept over, the noisy voice just now immediately became quieter.

But a female player in a goose-yellow shirt was still cursing endlessly, pouring out obscenities continuously, making Kasyapa and the others look very bad.

"Isn't this woman the one who fell outside the door covered in dust just now? I remember it was this dress." Miao Miao Tao whispered.

"...It seems that the foot on her head is still crooked." Fuck me, she quickly got down and her eyes were sharp: "You can see that the rouge on her mouth is uneven, and the powder on her face has fallen off a lot, and the earrings are only There is only one left. But it looks good, no wonder so many men came over."

"The mouth is stinky." Chunshan Rumeng sneered: "Besides, any one of us [Federal Qinbaoju] is prettier than her. Likes gather together and people are divided into groups. Let's see what these idiots have to say first."

"Don't you just want to buy your Guzheng? [Beep--] You bitch [Beep--] is actually ignorant, isn't it just an artificial intelligence? What are you dragging? Tell your mother that I have brothers! Not a safe zone in the city! I can kill you at any time! We have a chance to be resurrected when we die, you [beep——] you are dead if you die! What a fart! My old lady stabbed you to death with one finger!" Then The woman in the goose-yellow shirt was aggressive: "Did you see it? These few, the second in command and the third in command of the third largest gang, the Emperor Dragon Gang, are all my brother. My own brother is the boss of the Emperor Dragon Gang. I can't kill you npc!"

Xing Shisanniang glanced at the dozen or so men, and found that there were only three or four players wearing sophisticated equipment around level [-] and a group of young men in their twenties, and she laughed angrily: "Yo—I I've seen it, isn't the Earth Dragon Gang and Loach Society just a lascivious den? You're too open-minded, and you don't set up a chastity archway even if you're a female cousin!"

As soon as those men heard this, they immediately began to scold, and their hands began to light up: "Clean your mouth, old man! Who are you talking about!"

"Can you compare yourself to Miss Xue'er, an old hag?"

"Why are you still talking nonsense with her? You can't get rid of the good things if you just blow them up!"

"You are obviously an archer, but you came to my site to steal the guzheng I was going to give to my apprentice, and you even plausibly said that you wanted to buy it?" Xing Shisanniang said "Pooh", "Just you stinky skin, Also deserve to touch my Xiangsimen's musical instrument? It's a waste of this elegance!"

Miao Miaotao quietly tugged at the corner of Rumeng's clothes in Chunshan, watched the verbal confrontation, and sighed: "Although they scolded very vigorously... But shouldn't fighting be a matter of carrying things directly?" Is it okay to go up?"

Chunshan Rumeng said calmly: "That is to humiliate the enemy spiritually, destroy the enemy's rationality fundamentally, so as to win in terms of IQ—just like that silly woman is an archer like Brother Chacha, but The essence is heaven and earth.”

Fuck me, I got down on the ground and was dumbfounded after listening to these people's rhetoric. I helplessly raised my forehead: "Speaking of IQ... just these few people with IQ can help? I'm too skeptical..."

"I'm also very skeptical... just watch, wait until Thirteen Niang finishes humiliating them, they won't be far from a fight." Chun Shan Ru Meng said while straightening the cloak on her body and stretching her neck : "Although we don't have to go up and fight when the time comes, but in order to prevent the city gate from being on fire and affecting the fish in the pond, Miao Miao Tao, you must prepare spells to deal with emergencies."

really--

"For your apprentice? What is your apprentice! Your apprentice is better-looking than me and smarter than me? Is there a big gang behind him? What if I want it? No one can stop what I want! Hurry up and hand it over." , I'll think about it, I won't let you die so miserably!" Cherry Xue put her hands on her hips and laughed loudly: "I see that no one comes here. What kind of apprentice are you, are you dead? Hahahahaha!"

Kassapa and his party immediately turned ugly, but the woman still didn't know it and scolded vigorously.

Kasyapa sneered, and came out from behind the door: "Thirteen Niang, I think, you don't mind if I teach this woman a lesson for you?"

The murderer followed closely behind, gave Cherry Snow a cold look, took out an arrow, put it on the string, and said a rare word: "We Feiyu Tower, there are no such fools."

Chunshan Rumeng blew a whistle: "You're so handsome, brother Chacha! Let's clean up the door for the master!"

Seeing a row of handsome men and beauties suddenly appearing behind Xing Shisanniang, Cherry Snow was very happy, because this meant that there were a few more men in her army of beauties.But when she found out that the handsome guy was not on her side, she began to scold Kassapa who was standing at the front: "You are a player, and you actually help this [beep——] npc and not me, you look good, why do you have a brain?" Sick!"

Kasyapa took out a dagger and sneered: "Only a fool judges a person by his appearance—not to mention that there is nothing special about your face, even scratches are fine."

Cherry Snow screamed and hid among her older brothers: "I'm a woman! A woman! How could you treat me like this! Do you know how to be sympathetic to women?"

What answered her scream was a blasting spell that could disfigure her face.

"Assassins, never male or female—"

Kasyapa bit his dagger and rushed up——

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