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Flowing clouds and flowing water twisted on the Ba Bu bed all night.

During the period, the red gauze swayed, the wooden bed creaked, and the figures flickered around.

What do you think he is doing?

That's right, it's exactly what you think——

Student Xing Yun Liu Shui is learning how to walk, oh no, it is snaking.

Kassapa, who was originally cheeky, really expected to be entangled with Xingyun Liushui even sleeping and going to the bathroom, but unfortunately his Ah Shui didn't agree at all!Under Xingyun Liushui's insistence, Kassapa regrettably lived in a room covered with plush blankets, staring at Xingyun Liushui for body balance training.

Of course, you can call him a crawl and stand up exercise.

"I want to participate in the martial arts competition! Always being on top of you will not only affect the combat effectiveness of you and me, but also endanger our team as a whole. In short, I must learn to stand up and move freely!" Xingyun Liushui said, Fair enough—if you ignore the way he's lying on the ground with his hair disheveled and his tail writhing.

"...You fell off the bed No. 15 times." Kasyapa sat on the ground, panting for breath from exhaustion, said helplessly.

"It's okay! There are blankets on the floor and mattresses on the bed, I don't feel any pain!" Grinning his teeth, Xingyun Liushui propped himself up and moved his lower body to the side of the bed with twists and turns. With his hands propped up, he jumped onto the bed.

"Let's continue." Xingyun Liushui said with a white face.

Kasyapa nodded: "Stand upright."

Flowing clouds and flowing water slowly twisted and twisted, coiled up the lower tail, and gradually stood upright.

"Hold on, don't panic." Kassapa looked at the flowing clouds and flowing water with a "tumbler" look, and reminded him.

"I'm not panicking," Hsing Yun Liu Shui gritted his teeth, "Help me time."

"one……"

The flowing tail is trembling.

"five……"

Xingyun Liushui tried his best to support his body, making himself look taller and more stable.

"Seven... I'll go!"

The flowing tail is still very long. It is not surprising that he slowly propped it up with his tail, but it is unscientific to push it higher and higher, and it will break through the top of the bed, right?

Kassapa overwhelmed Xingyun Liushui with a swoop, saving him from breaking out of bed.

Lying on the bed, Xingyun Liushui pushed Kasyapa's chest: "Don't press me..."

Kasyapa propped himself up and pressed against Xingyun Liushui, and said with a smile, "I can't do anything with you now, so I can get some interest back, right?"

Xingyun Liushui propped his head up with his hands, leaned over and glanced at Kasyapa: "I'm like this, you don't mind eating it? Mi Qingchong's upper brain also distinguishes situations and occasions, right?"

Kasyapa kissed the corner of his lips, looked around, and said with a smile: "The hibiscus tent is warm, and the beautiful scenery on a good day, why, isn't it suitable?"

"It's suitable, it's very suitable," Xingyun Liushui slid between Kasyapa's legs with his snake tail, and touched it lightly: "Of course, if I want to attack you with my tail - it seems very suitable."

Kasyapa's smile froze for a moment - ah hey, I just want to ask for a kiss!Is it necessary to be so cruel?

"Ah Shui has some good news for you—" Man Tian Wu Wu and Miao Miao Tao broke into the door, and as soon as they yelled, they were completely shocked by the scene in front of them.

——Xingyun Liushui smiled lightly, his tail passed between Kasyapa's legs, the tip of his tail seemed to be poking at Kassapa's [beep], and Kassapa, who was pressing on Xingyun Liushui's body, looked tangled——

It turns out, it turns out that Ah Shui is the gong!Is this the legendary "true attack does not reveal its appearance, and appearance is not the real attack"?

Miao Miao Tao took a step back, wondering if she should tell the shit about this and get down quickly.

Kassapa asked with a dark face, "What's the matter? You came in without knocking on the door."

Mantian Wuwu looked at Kasyapa, then tilted his head, and said calmly to Xingyun Liushui: "Ah Shui, we have good news, because you gave us a bye card problem, we can directly advance to the top six. You can have Enough time, do the acclimatization of your current body—well, how does it feel?"

"...It's pretty good." Xingyun Liushui twitched the tip of his tail, shook it, and smiled like a little devil.

Man Tian Wu Wu and Miao Miao Tao immediately rolled out of the room and closed the door: "Don't bother you and continue—"

Xing Yun Liu Shui fell on the bed and laughed, his tail wagging wildly.

Kasyapa covered his head and suddenly felt a headache.

Sure enough, the next day, when he practiced snake walking all night, he finally learned to walk and walked out of the room with Kassapa.

Several contestants watched them walk out of the room, and looked at them strangely.

Xingyun Liushui whispered to Kassapa: "What's wrong with them? Their eyes look too strange."

Kassapa touched his chin: "Could it be that it feels unfair to know that we will advance directly?"

"...I guess not." Xingyun Liushui flipped through the posts on the forum with a dark face, and shared them with Kassapa.

"[Gossip]: A beautiful man appeared in the martial arts competition, surrounded by snake beauties!"

"[Gossip]: I live next door to the snake beauty, the bed next door was moaning all night last night, okay! Love love is so harmonious!"

"[Gossip]: Nima is too heavy-mouthed...how did the fifth in the ranking get together with the snake man who was seventh...Humans and beasts are really heavy-mouthed!"

Seeing this, Xing Yun Liu Shui really wanted to pull his tail over!Laozi practiced walking in the room last night, okay?All of a sudden, the morals are ruined!

"Let's go, let's go to the arena!" Xingyun Liushui said angrily, twisting his waist, "Labor and capital want to kill people!"

Kasyapa hurriedly shrugged: "Don't be angry, let's just know what's in our hearts. My dear, where are people in the arena now? Everyone is going to participate in the martial arts competition! Why don't we go for a walk on the street, and you can continue Consolidate and review the snake movement?"

"Can I fight with you?" Xingyun Liushui turned his head and looked at Kasyapa with bright eyes.

"...Honey, don't be like this..."

In the end, Xingyun Liushui was dragged into the street by Kassapa.

Speaking of which, this is the first time the two have gone shopping together alone.

Kassapa, who was still aggrieved at first, walked around with Kassapa for a while. After Kassapa caressed and smoothed his hair for a few minutes, his mood finally calmed down, and he began to go shopping calmly.

Actually, you could also call it, dating.

The street next to the hot spring villa is very lively, and those who sell flowers, rouge and gouache, spices and fruits form a street of their own.Several little boys in jackets and braids ran past, dragging their bamboo poles, holding sugar figurines in their hands, happier than anyone else.

Kasyapa walked slowly holding Xingyun Liushui's hand, when he passed a small roadside stall, Xingyun Liushui suddenly moved his nose and sniffed.

"It smells so good..." Xingyun Liushui couldn't help but twisted his waist, and pulled Kasyapa over to look.

It was a small stall selling meat soup, and the uncle on the stall was bending over and using a spoon to stir the soup in the big earthen pot on the charcoal stove, emitting bursts of tempting meat aroma.

"Master," Xingyun Liushui said, "What did you cook? It smells so good."

The old man straightened up and saw the flowing water, he was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said: "Young master knows the goods, my soup is moderately thick, white and delicious, and there are shredded chicken, shredded civet meat, shredded shiitake mushrooms, and cod maw in it." Shredded fungus, stewed in high broth, with lard added. This is my ancestral craft, and this meat soup is definitely smooth and delicious.”

Xingyun Liushui rubbed his stomach that was a bit hungry—I climbed and fell all night last night, and my stomach almost broke. Now I am very hungry, and the smell is really attractive!

Kassapa took out a few gold coins knowingly: "Master, how do you sell this meat soup?"

The uncle smiled cheerfully: "Ten gold coins are a bowl, no one can deceive you."

... No wonder you are sparsely populated, sir, it turns out that you are robbing money...

Kassapa counted twenty gold coins, and when he was about to hand the old man two bowls of "golden" meat soup, the old man smiled and pushed away Kasyapa's hand to hand the money.

"Although the meat soup here is good, but the most important meat this young man can't eat," the old man picked up a spoon, put a spoonful of thick soup into a large white porcelain bowl, and handed it to Kasyapa : "This young master just give me ten gold coins."

Flowing clouds and flowing water are dumbfounded, what?I... I can't eat?What's the difference between that and Ah Q's sentence "The monk can't touch me"?

"Why?" Xingyun Liushui stared sadly at the bowl of soup, "Master, don't you do business as a businessman?"

The uncle smiled, and said meaningfully: "Boy, let me ask you, what is dragon and phoenix soup?"

The flow of clouds and flowing water was inexplicable, but he still answered: "Snake meat stewed with old hen soup."

"What about the dragon-tiger fight?"

"...civet cat meat and snake meat."

The old man nodded: "That's right, snake meat, this is snake soup." Then the old man looked at the lower body of the flowing water with pity, and sighed: "Why are you so anxious to fry with the same roots—"

Flowing clouds and flowing water: ...

When Kasyapa heard this, he smiled unkindly.Xingyun Liushui glared at him, snatched the bowl of snake soup from Kasyapa, calmly took a mouthful with a spoon, and ate it!

grandfather:……

Xingyun Liushui put the bowl in Kasyapa's hand, took out a handful of gold coins and handed it to the old man: "Master, bring me a jar! I want to eat every day!"

Grandpa couldn't laugh or cry: "Oh, am I afraid that you will be taboo? I'm an old man, and I can't stand it. A few days ago, I met a girl who ate my snake soup without knowing it, and then brought someone to smash my stall. , I can't help it either."

Xing Yun Liu Shui took out a clean casserole and handed it to the uncle: "Master, the one who puts this pot is probably good."

The uncle waved his hand: "How can I do this? Your pot is only about seven or eight bowls, and you gave me eighty gold coins! It must be full, right?"

"Speaking of which, this hot spring villa is also close to the emperor, sir, you are selling snake soup here, why are you being smashed?"

The uncle waved his hand, covered the casserole, and handed it to Xingyun Liushui.

"It's just that the girl's brother bought a few copies. I told him at the time that it was snake soup. In the end, this brother was so unkind. He didn't tell my sister that it was snake soup and let her eat it. So the girl Just come to smash the stall, my old man has been wronged!"

"It's really unreasonable," Xingyun Liushui put away the casserole, "it's not easy for an old man to do business."

The old man smiled: "Both of you are well-meaning people, so let me tell you, there is a lunatic on the street ahead, go and see him, maybe there will be unexpected surprises."

Xingyun Liushui and Kassapa looked at each other—is this a hidden mission?

On the South Street of Hot Spring Villa, people come and go.

A well-dressed handsome man sat by the corner with a dull face, holding a rolling pin in his hand, and smiled silly.

Touch it, touch it again, laugh wildly for a while, and continue to touch the rolling pin.

The two servants stood beside him, neither helping nor pulling, but looked at the lunatic with a sad face and smirked.

"What are you doing? Come back with me."

The lunatic laughed a few times, touched the rolling pin and muttered: "What am I doing? Hahahahahahaha... Do you know what I am doing?"

Many players onlookers felt that this was a hidden mission, and a man among them came forward and said, "Isn't it just masturbation? Why don't you know?"

After hearing this, many male players in the crowd also laughed.

Xingyun Liushui twisted his waist, squeezed into the crowd with Kassapa with an awkward expression.

As a result, the lunatic saw the flowing tail at a glance.

He jumped up and rushed forward, hugging his flowing tail.

"Do you know what I'm doing? What are you doing? Ah!" The lunatic was very emotional, holding Xingyun Liushui and shaking vigorously, until Xingyun Liushui had to grab Kasyapa's hand to keep his body balanced.

"... Rolling noodles?" Xingyun Liushui said dryly.

The lunatic stared at him persistently and shook his head.

"...Drilling wood to make fire?"

The madman continued to shake his head.

"...Could it be an iron pestle grinding a needle?"

The lunatic's eyes lit up all of a sudden, and he hugged his flowing tail tightly and said happily: "You actually know! The master said that as long as I can grind the iron pestle into a needle within a month, the master will let me marry Wenjie! "

Wait... the name Wenjie should be a man, right?

The eyes of the onlookers immediately became hot.

The two young servants immediately ran over, trying to tear that lunatic off Xingyun Liushui's body.

"But, Wenjie is dead... Master, how could you kill Wenjie..." The lunatic looked confused for a moment, and was torn off from Xingyun Liushui's body by two servants.

"Master, let's go home, don't be ashamed!"

"Don't mention it, young master! How can a man and a man be together! Be careful that the master will be angry and lock you into the woodshed!"

The lunatic struggled desperately: "Let go of me, let me go! I want to marry Wenjie! Even if he is a man!" The lunatic stared at the flow of water: "Why can't they do it, but I can't!"

He broke free from the hands of the two young men, and rushed to the front of Xingyun Liushui: "You will get married, right? Right?"

Xingyun Liushui held Kasyapa's hand tightly, and nodded towards him.

"Ding, player Xing Yun Liu Shui, Jiaye has received a hidden mission: [Shangqiongbi falls to Huangquan]. Introduction: On the back hill of Tiandu Palace outside Yunwai, there is a huge Acacia red bean tree. It is said that it is the first Acacia door. Planted by Sect Master Ren himself, its fruit symbolizes fiery love."

"Hahahahahahahahahahaha..." The lunatic was dragged away by the servant, and his laughter became farther and farther away, becoming weaker and weaker.

Looking at his back as he was taken away, he said suddenly: "Yue, you, family...know me?"