The fairy of online games

"You know, this game has been planned for a hundred years. There is only one purpose for making this game—" Yue Xingyun smiled softly at the surprised Ye Jia: "It is to find someone who has the aptitude for cultivation in the game, and he Be a mate."

"Hundred years of cloud smoke, just a flick of a finger, no years of cultivation." Yue Xingyun flicked the milky white smoke rising from his fingertips, staring straight at Ye Jia: "Ah Shui, I love you, but, I don't know if you will or not?" Will choose me, seeking good fortune and avoiding evil is the essence of human beings—and I, to a certain extent, can be said to be no longer human. I am not joking with you anymore, nor am I playing with you, I respect you, love you, And I hope to be with you, from now on, we will be immortal couples."

Ye Jia looked at the smoke passing between his fingers like a veil, and suddenly smiled bitterly: "Did you do it on purpose? You want to throw a bomb to see my reaction?"

How can this be a birthday surprise?This is shock wave after wave.

Yue Xingyun approached and kissed Ye Jia's face: "Honey, you are too smart and found out too early."

Ye Jia sneered: "It's still my fault to say so? All cultivators have your dead virtue? Look at you, with a bone in your mouth, it's almost the same as Wangcai."

Yue Xingyun just smiled and said nothing.

Seeing Yue Xingyun's smile, Ye Jia felt more and more helpless and discouraged—he has nothing to do with this guy, you are cold-hearted to him, but you have to be kind to him, and he will be gentle.I have nothing to do with him.

"If I... don't want to." Ye Jia sighed, and said lightly: "After all, you are aliens. Although you are powerful, I am an ordinary person after all—what will you do?"

The guy Yue Xingyun smiled slightly, he licked his lips, his eyes were subtle: "If you were an ordinary person, I might erase your memory, this is the rule set by the clan - but, you Not ordinary human beings. We are a kind of people..."

Ye Jia frowned: "I don't understand, what do you mean."

"Ah Shui, I remember the last time I came to your place, you broke the cooking table."

Looking back on the past, Ye Jia pressed the throbbing veins on his forehead: "Why are you talking about that? I spent a lot of money to repair the kitchen, is it easy for me?"

Yue Xingyun smiled mysteriously: "Don't you think...it's abnormal for your strength to grow?"

Ye Jia was taken aback.

"Your body used to excrete a lot of impurities, right? Ah Shui, do you feel that your skin is turning white?" Yue Xingyun induced Ye Jia step by step.

Hearing this sentence, Ye Jia suddenly remembered the time when he made the health care cabin dirty.Could it be that my anomaly is because——

Easy bone marrow washing.

In Ye Jia's impression, Yi Bone Washing Marrow only existed in novels, even though he was a half-demon in his previous life, even if something happened, it would be clear from his bloodline.But his body in this life is a human being. He didn't think about cultivation at all. He only thought that he was mutated by cosmic ray radiation in the future world.

"[Absolute Reality] was made by those old men in my family. The game can adjust and change the quality of your physical body in reality. If your body is at the root and there is nothing superior in blood, then you are not It is possible to complete the body’s bone-yielding and marrow-washing in reality in the game.” Yue Xingyun patted Ye Jia’s head: “You don’t know it yourself, you have already entered the bigu period, so you don’t need to eat.”

The corner of Ye Jia's mouth twitched: "If I don't eat, I will leave it for you to eat? You are not in the Nascent Soul stage, why are you eating so happily just now?"

"Because you did it." Yue Xingyun came up again shamelessly: "Ah Shui, actually, I don't think you are purely human. Since you are a fairy in the game, your bloodline It shouldn't be the right person."

"...You are not human." Ye Jia said through gritted teeth - Nima's statement "not human" is really shocking.

Annoyed, Ye Jia pulled Yue Xingyun to his seat, sat down, and stuffed the chopsticks into his hands: "Do you have such an analogy reasoning? Well, now, eat your meal! If you don't eat it, it will be cold." Already." Xiao Yezi proudly slapped the table: "Also! Don't ask me about my bloodline, it sounds like asking whether your Samoyed is Chuanchuan or purebred magic double bloodline!"

Yue Xingyun nodded obediently, lowered his head and used chopsticks to poke the warm dried cowpea in the bowl, fished out a piece of warm pork belly from the oily sauce, stuffed it into his mouth, and chewed .

Ye Jia sat there, poking the eggplant in the bowl.After mashing a piece of sauce-colored eggplant meat into a ball of eggplant puree, Ye Jia finally found sadly that he no longer had the appetite to eat.

Today's birthday meal was too scary!While I was eating, I was told that my boyfriend was not a normal person but a pervert!After eating for a while, I realized that I am not even a human being anymore!

Yue Xingyun, who was working hard over there, was still lamenting Ye Jia's strong ability to accept - you know, he had a childhood, fell in love with an ordinary girl, and in the end, he scared the girl away at the final showdown.That poor little brother washed the memory of the soft girl, and hid in Changbai Mountain alone to heal his heartache.

Poor Yue Xingyun doesn't know that he is a person who has lived his whole life, so that experience, that life, is definitely there.What's more, Ye Jia lived in such a complicated living environment as a half-demon in his previous life. It would be strange if his understanding and acceptance of demons and ghosts was low!

After dinner, Yue Xingyun clung to Ye Jia's back with a faceless face, saying that he would take Ye Jia back to Kunlun Wonderland to show the group of old immortals.Ye Jia glanced coldly at someone who looked like a mangy dog, and that person immediately stood upright, no longer writhing like some boneless animal.

"I thought it was me who turned into a snake in the game, not you." Ye Jia frowned: "Also, let's not talk about whether it is too soon for me to go with you to see the parents right now. It's the final of the martial arts competition. After the martial arts competition, I will start my freshman year. Do you think we have the time to meet the parents in a hurry? Besides, I don't even have time to prepare gifts! Isn't it appropriate?"

Yue Xingyun thought about it for a while, and that group of bastards would make a fuss, delaying everyone's competition, delaying the start of school and so on is not good.After carefully recalling all kinds of wretched deeds of his parents and elders, Yue Xingyun nodded vigorously, his daughter-in-law thought carefully and thoughtfully, is there any reason for that?

"Since you agree, you can go away." Ye Jia slowly packed up the dishes and took them to the kitchen: "Once today is over, it must be three days in the game. Tomorrow, when you go online, you must specify a response plan for the game , No two or three days to go down. The last three days in the game are our game."

Yue Xingyun looked at Ye Jia pitifully: "I thought you would let me stay overnight."

When Ye Jia heard this sentence, he couldn't help but think of that fiery night when he rolled on the sofa, and couldn't help but blushed.He lowered his head and said with a straight mouth: "Dear Mr. Assassin, please walk slowly, I don't want to sleep on the sofa at all."

Yue Xingyun muttered: "The sofa is so nice...the props are all under it..."

Ye Jia narrowed his eyes dangerously: "What did you say?"

"Ah, it's nothing, I said I'll go back right away." Yue Xingyun was crying in his heart, secretly hating the martial arts competition at the wrong time: "See you in the game."

Ye Jia paused the hand holding the plate, and nodded: "See you in the game, be careful on the road, Lance, open the door for him."

Mr. Lance, an all-around talent who is on call, immediately appeared gorgeously.

Grinding his clean white teeth, he showed a piercing smile to Yue Xingyun——

"Be careful on the road, don't walk slowly—"

Yue Xingyun suddenly felt that he must be really careful on the road.

After a lot of tossing, Ye Jia stripped naked and climbed into the health warehouse to go online.

As soon as he went online, Xing Yun Liu Shui saw Man Tian Wu Wu and a few girls gathered around a table and gesticulating.Mantian Wuwu put down the pen in his hand, and greeted him: "Ah Shui, you are here."

Xing Yun Liu Shui nodded and swam over: "Has the top six come out?"

Mantian Wuwu nodded: "Come out, it's [Tianqiong Squad] from Yulong Gang, [Rouge Button] from Hongfen Xiaozhu, our [Federation Qinbaoju], [Kneeling Team] from Qisha Group and Jinxuelou. Seeking eight kills in a row], there is also a wild team [Jiang Jiang soy sauce]."

Xingyun Liushui got up, poured himself a cup of tea, and took a sip: "Can you tell me about the situation?"

"Of course, if you know yourself and your enemy, you will win a hundred battles." Mantian Wuwu poked hard on the paper with a pen: "Needless to say, the Tianqiong Squad is all composed of masters, masters, masters, and masters selected from the first gang, the Yulong Gang. Great God, unite the strong and make the team look like an iron bucket, he is our number one competitor."

"Hongfen Xiaozhu is a nunnery. Don't worry about that. The reason why they can get in is because of their strength, but there are also reasons why many men are sympathetic. In our team, they are either girls or gay friends. They have no chance! Mantian Wuwu directly crossed out Hongfen Xiaozhu, casually: "They, the first match is against the Tianqiong team. It's unlucky, they don't care about the fragrance and cherish the jade, don't even think about it, it's just useless."

"I don't want to mention the soy sauce team of the wild team. I know all the people in it. They are all just playing around. The purpose is exactly the same as the team name. As for the team that begged for eight consecutive kills, Jin Xuelou's Quiet Quiet and Or Xue One of them is my senior sister and the other is my senior, so it is not difficult to make friends."

"Have you finished? Did you miss one team?" Xingyun Liushui put down his teacup: "Six teams, right?"

Mantian Wuwu smiled mysteriously: "This kind of fact with a humorous factor is not suitable for me to tell, meow, shit, come on."

Fuck it, get down and say "yes" to Miao Miaotao, then stand up, and the two girls started to perform a sitcom——

"It's said that one day, the Dilong Gang team took the large-scale destruction weapon Cherry Snow to participate in the ten-to-six competition."

"No, I didn't expect that, our glamorous and noble Emperor His Majesty is also traveling with his son to watch the game!"

"The breeze blew up the glamorous veil of the pig's head snow, revealing her thick and plump face. She winked at His Majesty the Emperor, and the falling powder fell to the ground like snowflakes—"

"The lovely little prince saw such a cruel situation of losing fans, bent down in pain, and vomited—ah, the ancients said, there are so many beautiful mountains and rivers that have attracted countless heroes to bend down! It's broken to the point of kidney failure!"

"Our emperor, who loves his son like his life, was heartbroken, so he held high the banner of 'avoiding taboo' and forced the Emperor Dragon Gang to change its name to the 'Earth Worm Gang', and changed [Emperor Dragon Group] to [ Earth Worm Group]."

The corners of Xingyun Liushui's mouth twitched, and he smiled unkindly.

"That's why, now that Earthworm team hides from people wherever they go, for fear of being laughed at. It's rare, they still have a bit of shame." Mantian Wuwu smiled: "That's right... Jia What about Ye?"

Xingyun Liushui replied subconsciously: "He just came home, and it will be a while before he can go online."

"Just came home?" Miao Miaotao repeated, her eyes began to light up.

"You two are together in reality?" Fuck me, I got down on the ground and laughed a few times, and bumped my shoulder: "How is it?"

Xingyun Liushui twisted his tail and looked up at the sky: "The weather is fine..."

"Okay, don't gossip, why do you care so much about other people's affairs?" Mantian Wuwu pressed his forehead wearily: "I went to find my sister, she is still selling candied haws."

"I'll go find it," Xingyun Liushui said, "You rest first, and I'll go find Lori."

Mantian Wuwu nodded: "Yes, she sells candied haws on Tianshui Street in the eastern part of the imperial city."

Imperial City East District, Tianshui Street.

The little loli of candied haws hugged a big scarecrow while walking on the street and yelled: "Candied haws, candied haws, sweet and big candied haws, two gold coins in a bunch, red crabapple fruits and big apples in the mountains are all available for feeding—replenishment is delicious and affordable— —”

Two wretched men saw the little loli in a red cloak and blocked her way.

"The little girl is very cute," said a man who looked overly indulgent, "How can I sell it?"

The little loli of candied haws looked at the two men in front of her who seemed to be hostile, pursed her lips, and stretched out two fingers.

"Two silver coins? It's too cheap." The dark-skinned man sneered, "Master, I'll pay for everything."

The little loli of the candied haws blinked her eyes: "Two silver coins? Uncle, you're sending a beggar! It's a string of two gold coins—how many strings do you want?"

"Fuck, butcher!" The white-faced man spat, and his expression became more obscene: "However, if it's the price of a little girl, I think it's worth it."

The little loli of the candied haws pouted and stomped her feet: "I'm not selling sliced ​​cakes, you can choose not to buy them! There are a sea of ​​people who are willing to buy my candied haws, and I don't need you all. If you don't buy it, don't buy it." Stop me, I want to do business!"

The black man was more direct, he stretched out his hand and touched the face of the little loli with candied haws, and said in his mouth: "Dear me, my dear, I will eat hot and spicy food with you, it will definitely be a hundred times easier than selling candied haws with you!"

Seeing that little Lolita was about to be unable to hide, the angry voice of Xingyun Liushui sounded——

"You scum! I'll give you what you want if your fingers itch!"

"Big brother!"

The speed of the snake was very fast, and the snake's tail curled and swung, and the black-faced man was thrown out, and fell to the ground, leaving only a layer of bloody skin lying on the ground.

The little loli of the candied haws immediately picked up a bamboo stick for making candied haws, ran over, squatted beside the black-skinned man who had fallen half to pieces, picked up a bamboo stick with a smile, and waved it in front of his eyes— —

"The body is a loli, and the heart is the heart of a nanny. As an old nanny, my eyes are not easy to tremble, and my only hobby is picking up a needle and poking it desperately—" the little loli of candied haws looked at the man's terrified eyes. Pulled off the man's clothes and tied them down fiercely——

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhly

"What's your name? No one will come to save you even if you call your throat broken! I'll treat you well? This is not an embroidery needle, it's just a bamboo stick. It's shameful to call it such a miserly deception of sympathy?" Li held the bamboo stick and smiled, and tied another stick.

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-"

"Wow, it can change your voice! It's fun!" The little loli of the candied haws tied another one on his thigh: "Big brother said that there is an idiom called hanging beam to stab the thigh. It means hanging the hair and piercing the thigh. Uncle, what do you think?"

"...Please don't stab me..." The uncle pervert burst into tears, he was blind to think that Little Red Riding Hood is cute, this is a ghost loli at all!

"Don't stab you? That's fine." The little loli of the candied haws put away the toothpick, turned around and hugged her scarecrow.

The uncle let out a sigh of relief.

"It's up to you—the scarecrow!" The little loli in candied haws picked up the scarecrow and smashed it at the pervert lying on the ground, the sound of "papapapapa" was endless.

"The pervert is the most disgusting thing! My sister said that pedophilia is unforgivable!" Little Lolita kicked the limp fleshy mud a few times: "Look at me breaking off my descendant's serial legs—"

The onlookers immediately gasped—it's too brutal!

Over there, flowing clouds and flowing water blocked another hooligan, beating the ground rhythmically with his tail: "Hey, you said you want my sister to accompany you, delicious food and spicy food?"

The man with a lustful face adhered to the principle of "death under a peony flower is a ghost, and it's also romantic", his eyes rolled on Xingyun Liushui's body, and his appearance was extremely obscene: "Of course, why, you want to be taken care of by us brothers together with your sister? No problem! I like beauties when I’m flirtatious! Men and women are not limited to trifles and quadrats! But—this man and beast is really a bit harsh, but I like it!”

After listening to his nonsense, Xingyun Liushui sneered: "Food and drink spicy food? - I will let you enjoy it now!"

Zhijian Xingyun Liushui took out a large crystal bottle from his bag, pulled off the lid, tied the man with a flick of his tail, pinched the man's mouth, and poured down a bottle of bright red liquid——

"I made this bottle of chili oil with my own hands. It's definitely fragrant and spicy—you can enjoy it if you like spicy food!"