The fairy of online games

After dinner, Yue Xingyun volunteered to wash the dishes—of course, he did it with a machine.

And Comrade Ye Jia, who was tired all day, decided to take a bath and then have a good sleep.

As for our Comrade Lance, ahem, he is standing behind Yue Xingyun and staring at him as a supervisor!

Hearing the sound of water rushing in the next room, Yue Xingyun gently put the cleaned dishes and spoons back into the cupboard, turned around, and under Lance's ferocious eyes, he said lightly, "I know you have a crush on Ye Jia. It is very important.”

Lance sneered: "It's good that you know, even though you are the master's boyfriend now, don't go too far - I can't be a mountain that hinders the approach to the master, and it is more than enough to be a stumbling block, just treat me as a helper." The master tests and tests you."

"You are indeed a stumbling block to me—but, since you want your master to be happy, why bother me?" Yue Xingyun pulled a chair, sat on it, crossed his hands, and said with some interest: " There is a saying that why do men make things difficult for men, I also want to know."

Lance, who fully interpreted the mentality of marrying a daughter with an evil father, shook his head arrogantly: "The flowers picked easily are not fragrant, and the things you get casually are not cherished. Love that comes too fast and too easy is just a momentary fireworks." , more tests, you can cherish my master properly!"

Yue Xingyun: ...

"My master saw that you were unlucky for eight lifetimes, and you found my master because you have saved eight lifetimes of blessing!" Lance stretched out his hand and poked Yue Xingyun's chest: "Now, my master is cleaning up for nothing next door! You, Don't go over and peek!"

"I've already seen it," Yue Xingyun said calmly, "However, it's true that you'll never tire of watching it. I don't mind watching it a few more times."

Lance remembered the last time this guy broke into the master's house and peeked at the master's bath, and immediately frowned——

"brute!"

Ye Jia had just put on his bathrobe and was sitting in his slippers, when he heard Lance's roar, he quickly stood up and ran to the kitchen.

Ye Jia scanned the faces of Yue Xingyun and Lance, and asked seriously: "What beast?"

Yue Xingyun smiled without changing his face: "Ah Shui, you heard wrong."

"Really?" Ye Jia looked at Yue Xingyun suspiciously.

"We are talking about the issue of birth, the 'birth' of 'heroes don't ask about birth'." Yue Xingyun lied without changing his face.

"Really. Lance?" Ye Jia stared at Yue Xingyun but didn't see anything, and asked Lance instead.

Lance didn't want to lose face in front of his dear master, so he could only grit his teeth and nod and lie: "Yes...I want to ask about his background...to see if he is worthy of you, master!"

Ye Jia saw that this really seemed like something Lance would do, so he nodded indifferently: "Yue, I have to thank you. I saw the situation in the dormitory today, so I know why you told me not to do it before. I am in a hurry to buy a health store. Otherwise, it will be troublesome to move around."

Hearing these words, Yue Xingyun was naturally happy in his heart.He dried his hands, pulled Ye Jia out of the kitchen, sat on the sofa, and spoke leisurely after Lance's murderous gaze:

"Honey, if you just talk and don't practice fake moves, since you thank me, why not..."

"Why not?" Ye Jia sneered and asked, "Have you brushed your teeth after eating onions?"

No teeth brushing = breath = no kissing = no sex = disillusionment.

Yue Xingyun calmly said: "Honey, in fact, we cultivators all refine their bodies and wash their marrows. Our bodies are clean and dust-free, let alone breathless."

After Ye Jia finished listening, his expression became even weirder: "...So, you don't need to eat and you don't have to take a bath? Then you haven't bathed or brushed your teeth for several years?"

"No...Actually, I..." Before Yue Xingyun finished explaining, the doorbell began to ding ding dong dong.

Ye Jia stood up immediately, and said to Yue Xingyun: "When you went out, I ordered a health care warehouse, and now it seems that it has been delivered. You go to take a shower first, and wash it well. As for thanking you... After a while, the health care cabin will be installed, so let's hang out in the game, Lance, get him his pants, and I'll open the door."

"Yes!" Lance heard the master's call, jumped up, excitedly pushed the bitter man into the bathroom, and locked the door with a "snap".

"Wash slowly." Lance shook his head proudly: "You little goblin, wash it clean, the master doesn't like dirty things, so the great Lord Lance will always clean the house spotless. Remember So, wash it nicely, use jasmine mint evening primrose shampoo, don’t use the scent of roses. Lord Lance will come to check later, and send you pants by the way, remember?”

Yue Xingyun: ...

Hearing the sound of rushing water inside, Lance walked away satisfied, but he didn't know what the guy inside was thinking about.

——Don’t like the smell of roses?Well, I haven't heard Ah Shui mention it...then I have to return the set I just bought at home!After I finish washing, I'll go buy a three-piece set of jasmine mint evening primrose lubricating oil and tender chrysanthemum cream!

Maybe because of how someone in the bathroom conspired to eat so-and-so, Ye Jia sneezed.

"Ah———"

This time it was an old master who installed the health warehouse. Seeing that Ye Jia was about the same age as his son, he kindly persuaded him: "Mr. Ye, don't be greedy for cold, your body comes first."

Ye Jia rubbed his nose and smiled lightly: "It's okay, it's okay, maybe someone misses me."

The old master laughed: "Succeed, the game warehouse is ready. Mr. Ye, just sign it."

Ye Jia readily took the form, signed his name and returned it to the old master.

"I wish you a happy game!" The master took the list, said goodbye to Ye Jia with a smile on his face and left.

At this time, Yue Xingyun finally got the trousers from Lance and successfully got out of the bathroom.He wiped his hair and stood at the door of Ye Jia's room: "Ah Shui, is the game compartment ready?"

Ye Jia looked at Yue Xingyun whose upper body was bare and showed perfect abdominal muscles, and turned his head silently... There seems to be nothing worth comparing with the soft stomach...

"Ah Shui, why are you just standing there without talking?" Yue Xingyun walked to Ye Jia's side: "What's the matter?"

"It's nothing." Ye Jia touched his stomach silently: "Let's play the game, my fingers are itchy after not killing monsters for a long time."

However, Yue Xingyun stood still.

Ye Jia silently withdrew his finger on the belt of the bathrobe, staring at someone.

Someone looked back at Ye Jia innocently.

"Snapped--"

After the door was slammed shut, the thick-skinned Yue Xingyun was kicked out.

"Don't try to spy on the master." Yue Xingyun turned around and saw Lance standing behind him, gloating.

"Even if you smell like mint, jasmine, and evening primrose, you'll be kicked out. You're nothing to show off."

Yue Xingyun glanced at him indifferently, turned around and walked to the game cabin, took off his clothes, and lay down inside.

With a flash of white light, Xingyun Liushui and Kasyapa parachuted into the imperial city together——

on the ring.

With a sound of "bang--", soot was scattered everywhere, and the two fell into a ball.

Xingyun Liushui got up dizzy, shook his ears, and picked up Kasyapa with a flick of his tail.

"...It's actually an airdrop today, I want to complain to the customer service..." Xingyun Liushui muttered while rubbing his dizzy head: "It's really uncomfortable, Yue, are you okay?"

Yue Xingyun looked at his feet and said calmly: "I'm fine, but we will be busy soon."

"How dare you smash my ring! You two are quite brave! Are you going to save Feng Tianxing, an old man?" A middle-aged man with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks who looked like an NPC walked forward with his Overlord Spear in his hand. Two steps: "Ignorant child! Take a shot from this old man!"

Falling from the sky and crushing a middle-aged man...is it considered saving lives?Ye Jia quickly glanced at the half-dead uncle on the ground, and then at the middle-aged man whose name changed from yellow to red.

Well, if you want to fight, I will fight.

Ye Jia and Yue Xingyun looked at each other, and the former quickly took out the guzheng and activated the skill [Who will listen to the broken string].

The thirteen strings broke in an instant and pierced towards the middle-aged man.

The man was startled, took a few steps back, held the gun horizontally and danced a dense wall to resist the attack of the clouds and flowing waters.

But, don't forget, there is also our Yue Xingyun.

Yue Xingyun sneaked up behind the middle-aged man, and stabbed his heart with a dagger.

The blood-red "-8000" instantly appeared on his head.

With Kasyapa's critical attack, the middle-aged man's defense in front of him was inevitably neglected, which gave him an opportunity to take advantage of it.

"flutter--"

A few strings stuck firmly into the guy's chest.

After a chill, Xingyun Liushui saw his blood bar quickly slide to the bottom, and fell to the ground with a bang.

"Ding, player Jiaye, Xingyun Liushui killed the famous npc Yuan Batian and rescued the martial arts leader Feng Tianxing. The rewards are 200 reputation points, 500 gold coins, and 30000 experience points."

With a flash of white light, the two upgraded again.

"Let's go." Kasyapa put away his dagger and pulled his wife up to leave, but found that he couldn't leave.

"...You guys...don't leave yet..." Youyou, the martial arts leader who was knocked unconscious by them, woke up, holding on to the flowing cat's tail.

Xingyun Liushui blushed with anxiety: "Don't pull my tail!"

The old uncle lay on the ground with firm will: "You promise me first... I will let you go!"

"What do you want us to promise you, we promise," Kasyapa knelt down and pinched the old man's veins: "But don't pull his tail!"

The old uncle stared at Kassapa with piercing eyes: "This statement... Seriously!"

"really!"

As soon as the words fell, the old uncle let go of Xingyun Liushui's tail, and Xingyun Liushui immediately held the tail and blew gently.

"very painful……"

Yue Xingyun rubbed the cat ears on Xingyun Liushui's head comfortingly: "Are you all right?"

Hsing Yun Liu Shui gritted his teeth: "...it's okay..."

The old man was lying on the ground with twitching veins in his head: "No flirting! Listen to me!"

Xingyun Liushui rolled his eyes unceremoniously: "Why is the board of this ring so good? Why didn't we drop you when we fell from above?"

The old uncle was trembling with anger: "Do you understand respecting the old and loving the young? Listen to me!"

"Grandma, listen to me—"

"That's enough! You just have to listen to me!" The leader of the martial arts raged away——

"Ding, the player is fluent, and Kasyapa has received a mandatory task: [Peach Blossom Glaze]."

Kasyapa: ...

Flowing clouds and flowing water: ...

"Now you should listen to me carefully, right?" The old man got up, picked up the weapon that was broken in two on the ground, and handed it to them, with a vicissitudes on his face.

"Can you help me find Tao Ji from Peach Blossom Valley? Please pass this on to her, and ask me, why did you lie to me back then?"