The fairy of online games

The light of the knife is very sad.

He can force himself to forget about being raped by the enemy, and tell himself that it is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, and tell himself that he can take it easy if he can't bear it for a little bit, and then he will make a big mess.

However, he has a younger sister, Cherry Snow.Successfully blowing up all his plans and lowering the lower limit of his patience as an idiot is all thanks to his own sister.

At this very moment, Dao Guang Jian Ying was pressed down by Cherry Snow.

"I must have owed you in my previous life..." Dao Guang Jianying lay on the ground, struggling in pain for a long time before uttering these words between his teeth.He felt dizzy and hurt at the back of his head, probably because of a knock somewhere.Not to mention the stomach ache, his back was wet, and he could imagine what his health bar was like without looking at the control panel.

The surroundings are pitch black, but there is no foul smell in the air. If you feel it carefully, you can even feel the traces of the wind.

"Ah——" a creepy scream sounded, echoing in the empty space, and the overlapping echoes made several men of the ground worm group chrysanthemum tight.

"Calling your sister!" Dao Guang Jianying was the closest to Yingying Xue, so naturally he was the first to be frightened by Yingying Xue's cry.His heart trembled, and he barely opened his eyes: "Get off my stomach—"

Cherry Snow sat on Daoguang Jianying's belly, holding a green gemstone in her hand, watching the body of the sleeping behemoth writhing incessantly: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh——brother Terrible! Terrible! Terrible ah ah ah ah—”

As Cherry Xuezun's buttocks twisted up and down from side to side, Daoguang Jianying was pressed by his own sister until he vomited a few flowers of blood, seeing that the red bar was about to end. [Please imagine it as a blowout blowing out of the pressure rod]

The assassin beside him, Yu Suishan, quickly pinched two pills of red medicine and stuffed them into Dao Guang Jianying's mouth, which prevented the leader of the gang from bleeding to death from being crushed by the girl.

"What the hell is this?" Cherry Snow turned her head to look at her brother, weeping, "Brother, Xue'er is wrong, I'm so scared! You have to protect me!"

Unfortunately, the veil of Cherry Snow was unfortunately lost during the fall.Therefore, Cherry Snow's "flower-like jade" face hit the leader directly, causing him to tilt his head and start to vomit crazily.

Seeing her brother's stomach twitching, Cherry Xue finally realized that she was still sitting on the body of Daoguang Jianying, she dropped the gemstone, rolled down from someone's stomach, and began to cry loudly: "Brother, can you Don't die, ah-"

Dao Guang Jian Ying vomited even more.

Resisting the urge to feel nauseous, Yu Sui Shanqing covered Cherry Snow's mouth with a slap, and said in a low voice, "Don't cry, there's a big monster over there! What if we wake it up?"

Taotie, who pricked up his ears to eavesdrop, nodded in his heart with satisfaction. There is still a sensible person here, so it is not in vain for him to pretend to be sleeping for so long.

Cherry Snow, who was full of snot and tears, nodded with a sob, and closed her mouth firmly.

Taotie secretly raised his eyelids to look at the group of very funny people, and when he found that the girl standing at the front who was crying so much was even more vicious than his real body, he silently closed his eyes— —

With this kind of virtue, you dare to come out to scare people!It's okay to be scary, but he still says that he is scary!Why doesn't she take a mirror to look at her own face, Mouth!It hurts to look at it more than once!It's better, Ah Shui, Ah Shui, I'm here waiting for you to come back, waiting for you to come back and trample that evildoer...

"Ah! It opened its eyes!" Cherry Snow screamed again!

The team members immediately looked at the sleeping monster in unison, only to find that the monster was sleeping soundly, and its eyelids were tightly stuck together, tighter than super glue.

"That's your hallucination." Dao Guang Jianying struggled to sit up, poured a special medicine into his mouth as if asking for money, then stood up, and threw a piece of cloth into Cherry Snow's arms.

"Cover up, go and stay aside. If the monster chases you later, pull down the veil and show it." It doesn't scare it to death!

Taotie felt complicated when he heard it, ruthless, high!This product is amazing!

Over there, Yu Sui Shan Qing, Blowing Cowhide, etc. heard that something was wrong, stopped the sword light and asked: "Boss, are you going to fight this monster? You see, this monster is very difficult to deal with at first glance. It is absolutely thick-skinned and rough. Let’s stop fighting it when it’s asleep? It’d be the best time to slip away.”

Mr. Taotie resented silently, what does it mean to have thick skin and rough flesh?You have thick skin and you have rough flesh!

Daoguang Jianying took the gemstone from Cherry Snow's hand, and raised it above his head: "Look, the place where we fell from the head has been locked, and the height is astonishing, we must not be able to go up."

"I saw it just now. The only way is the door behind that monster. I guess if you kill that monster, you should be able to go out."

Bragging said weakly: "But boss, there are two doors on the wall over there..."

Dao Guang Jian Ying answered kindly: "Bragging, that's the door from the outside."

"We can blow open that door and go." Bragging was dying.

"The sound of the door exploding can also wake up the monster. The result is still the same, this is an opportunity to make a fortune, we can't pass up."

Comrade Taotie can't take it anymore, you are the monster, your family's little monster!As soon as he opened his eyes and raised his head, he clapped his paws——

"Who disturbed my sleep—"

The ground worm group immediately became frightened, and the monster woke up!

"Brother, it's actually a sheep! It's still a big-headed sheep!" Cherry Xuexue's unrestrained words deeply stimulated Taotie, his body is the body of a sheep and the teeth of a tiger, but he is not a sheep, he is a beast, Taotie!He didn't hear any big heads and big mouths!

"Ignorant people!" Taotie gritted his teeth: "I am the beast Taotie guarding the Tiandu Palace outside Yunwai. I advise you to retreat, otherwise I will turn you into ghosts guarding the gate of the palace! I think Concubine Pan will not Mind if there are more little yellow gates to serve her!"

Dao Guang Jian Ying's mind was full of the idea of ​​seeking wealth first, he pulled out the knife, and sneered: "Then try it!"

"Toast, don't eat fine wine!" With a wave of his paw, Taotie first met the knife with the light of the sword!

In the blink of an eye, more than a dozen moves have been made, and the blade and sharp claws have rubbed sparks, which are particularly obvious in the dark cave.

"Roar——" Taotie let out an angry roar, and the lamps on the cave wall spewed out crimson flames, and after a while, the torches on the entire cave wall were lit up, reflecting the room red.

"Idiot, don't come together!" Dao Guangjian only felt his arms go numb from the shock. Looking back, the group of bastards were still looking at this side with their mouths open in shock——

Fuck they are all pigs!

Merry Yanshao swallowed her saliva, and was moved when she heard the words.He took out a dozen protective charms, and huddled against himself for refuge.

"I [beep——]!"

Yu Suishan was trying his best to fall, but with a movement of his body, he disappeared into a stealth state.Bragging is a musician, so he can only stand there and fiddle with his little musical instrument, ringing the bell and dancing with the graceful tip of his tongue, like a down-and-out entertainer.As for the thief I love you, he has long since hid far away to find the exit.

A jade broken mountain with a knife and light silhouette plus a mash-up geisha duo, four-on-one is also... More than enough, but not enough.

The unlucky dancing ghost who rang the bell was knocked over by a slap, unable to move with his bloody skin all over his body.Yu Suishanqing was shot to death, who made this kid stealth and stealth again, obstructing Taotie's eyes, but Comrade Taotie got angry and swallowed it in one gulp - don't forget, he eats anything!

Taotie stretched out one paw and played with Dao Guang Jianying calmly, scratching left and right, making Dao Guang Jianying's body covered in blood.

Cherry Snow looked at her elder brother's miserable appearance, and she didn't know which thread in her brain was wrong, but she rushed towards Taotie, pulled down her veil and shouted wildly——

"Brother, don't be afraid that I will save you—"

When Tao Tie heard this, his stomach became sour, he couldn't eat at all with Cherry Snow's ecstatic pig's face!But you can't let this biochemical weapon mess around, right?Therefore, it must be hurt-down-kill-hand-

After Tao Tie stepped on Cherry Snow into the soil with his foot facing the ground, Tao Tie squinted his eyes and turned his head, staring at Dao Guang Jian Ying who was trying to escape.

"Where are you going, little reptile?"

A drop of sweat broke out on Dao Guang Jianying's head, clamoring frantically in his heart that he must complain!The plot design is unreasonable, and the monster's fighting power is too awesome!Is it true that such an awesome monster is only used as a guardian animal?This combat power can blow up the imperial city!

"I...I...I'll go find mine..." Dao Guang Jianying turned his back to Taotie, and began to secretly hate why he didn't have a chrysanthemum piercer in his hand, otherwise he could have killed this big monster The name is written in!

etc! How to write the word taotie?Daoguang Jianying selectively forgot that he had been pierced by a chrysanthemum hand, and also ignored that he didn't have that black flower branch in his hand at all.

"Boom—" The stone door on the wall opened slowly, and a row of people came in one after another, and the first ones were clearly Kasyapa and Xingyun Liushui.

Dao Guang Jian Ying's eyes lit up, and he pointed at Xing Yun Liu Shui with his fingers: "I, I, I, I went to find my teammate, that's right!"

Xingyun Liushui was taken aback, what the hell is going on?

A big sheep, a person, a half-dead... person?

"Roar—" the big sheep screamed, revealing his sharp tiger teeth.

"Tiger-toothed sheep body, could it be Taotie? No, didn't it mean that Taotie's eyes grew under the armpits? Didn't it mean that Taotie's hands were human claws? Isn't this Taotie?" Xingyun Liushui thumped Hammer Kasyapa's back, whispering Said: "Didn't you say that the game was planned by your people, do you know what this is?"

"This should be... Taotie, right?" Kassapa was also very uncertain, "But the point is that if it is Taotie, we'd better bribe him."

Taotie combed his ears, listening to the whispers of the two, listen, this is called the Tao!The most scientific way to buy me!

Over there, the sword light silhouette is still clamoring——

"Lord Taotie, they asked me to come here to find the way, I am innocent! They asked me to steal the God of Protecting the Nation Cauldron!" Dao Guang Jianying looked at Taotie: "Can you let me go?"

Taotie looked at him regretfully: "I only have one door here."

Dao Guang Jian Ying's eyes lit up in an instant—this guy thought that he had brought out such an artifact as the God of Protecting the Nation to alert Tao Tie, and it was considered a meritorious service in the notification, so he could clear the customs and leave.

"I'll leave right away!" He was overjoyed, and ran away, but before he could move a few steps, he was trampled to the ground by Taotie, unable to move.

"I only said that there is a door. Did I tell you to go? Huh?" Taotie stomped his feet in displeasure, "It's so hard! It's not comfortable at all!"

Over there, Kasyapa and Xingyun Liushui continued to whisper: "So it's really Taotie, it's not the same as the legend, it seems very cute, let's buy him! If we can't buy him, let's talk about it, how about it?"

After hearing this, Taotie nodded in satisfaction.

Xingyun Liushui raised his head, looked at the furry Lord Taotie, and said with a smile: "Master Taotie, life in the cave is lonely, do you need some snacks to entertain yourself?"

Tao Tie licked his lips: "It sounds good."

Smiling freely: "Ah, as long as you like it, then do you want it to be cooked fresh, or to eat it?"

Knife Jianying, who was trampled under his feet, was dying: "My lord, please don't trust these people, these people will definitely poison the food!"

Taotie sank his feet without changing his face, and after seeing the blood gushing out of someone's mouth, he pouted his mouth very calmly and continued, "I want to eat freshly made."

"Is it meat or vegetarian?" Xingyun Liushui held his small notebook and lowered his head to record, "I want a few dishes, a few catties, a weight, and a big plate. Do you want drinks hot or cold?"

Fuck, I almost fell down and swallowed my saliva: "Fuck, this is too dedicated..."

Sha Sha Sha Sha Sha Sha Sha wiped the sweat off his brow, "I doubt he's really going to be poisoned for being so dedicated..."

"You think too much, the most you can do is get him drunk with wine." Miao Miao Tao said coolly.

"...I want to eat dishes that are cold, generous in portion, with a combination of meat and vegetables, fat but not greasy." Taotie thought for a while: "Let's forget about wine, don't expect to get me drunk—as long as I eat well If you are satisfied, I will let you go, and I will never break my word and lose weight!"

"That's the deal!" Xingyun Liushui immediately began to touch the ring and fish out the cloth bag.

Untie the cloth pocket, inside is actually a pile of gold, silver and jewels for bribing NPCs!

Kassapa cooperated and took out three large jade plates, which were one of the trophies brought in from the palace.Then he put the pile of glittering jewels on the plate, and let Miao Miaotao stick a flying feather talisman on it, which floated in front of Taotie, and landed gently.

"Glutton loves money, this is an appetizer, please accept it."

Comrade Taotie lowered his head, stretched out his tongue, swallowed the plate of jewels and smacked his lips.

Well, it tastes good!Much tastier than humans!

"Two more plates of gold, silver and jewelry!"