The fairy of online games
Chapter 84
Chunshan Rumeng hugged the snow-white cat and scratched his cute ears: "This cat is—" Sang Shen?Nima has a lot of money in his hands, is there any!
"Yes, I found this cat in the temple." Xingyun Liushui continued calmly, "Mother said she still doesn't know what to name it."
Chunshan Rumeng rubbed the snow-white dumpling on her chest, um, it's so soft——
Brother Chacha's face turned dark all of a sudden.
"How about calling it Xuetuan?" Chunshan Rumeng suggested enthusiastically.
"Let's talk about this matter when my mother comes. She also brought a big black dog back, let's name it together." Xingyun Liushui looked at Brother Chacha's black face, and took the initiative to get out of Chunshan Rumeng's arms. He took the snow-white kitten and touched its ears: "It's so beautiful, how cute is the fluff."
The Sangshen kitten gave a delicate "meow", and lay comfortably in the arms of Xingyun Liushui, with a sweep of its little tail, it was very cute.
Suddenly, the kitten's ears trembled and its head stood up.
Ye Zizheng pushed the door open and entered, followed by a big black dog.
"Why are you looking at me?" Ye Zizheng laughed.
"Mother, everyone is waiting for you to name the cat and the big dog." Xingyun Liushui handed the cat in his arms to Ye Zizheng, "You can hold it."
Ye Zizheng looked at the big black dog, and without changing his face, he stuffed the kitten into his chest and squeezed it——
"It's so comfortable..."
The big black dog immediately bared its teeth and glared at Ye Zizheng.
"Ah! Big dog!" The little loli of the candied haws followed Wuwu into the house, but just as she came in, she saw a big black dog, and she rushed over and hugged the dog's head, rubbing it contentedly : "I really like it, it's so majestic!"
No one expected that the little loli of candied haws would come out like this, and everyone was stunned.
"Lou Li, this dog is..." Mantian Wuwu knew about it, she just wanted to explain it to her sister, but found that the situation couldn't keep up with the changes.
The little loli of the candied haws hugged the dog's head tightly, and looked at the flowing water with an innocent face: "Brother Ah Shui, it would be so pitiful for this dog to go to the door, why don't you give it to me, I will treat it well , feed it candied haws, and sleep with it.”
Hearing this, Xiaobai Miao couldn't bear it anymore, what do you mean sleeping with him?impossible!
Xiaobaimiao struggled a few times, and finally jumped to the ground.With small steps, he walked up to the little loli of candied haws, and after two vertical leaps, he landed on the head of the big black dog.
The little loli of candied haws was so frightened that she let go of the black dog's head and took a few steps back.
The scene of Xiaobai Miao holding his head up and pressing his paw on the forehead of the big black dog is really...too domineering, but the big black dog is still obediently cooperating, which stunned everyone present.
Ye Zizheng coughed lightly: "Why are you all in a daze, aren't we naming these two little guys?"
"That's right... pick a name." Fuck me, I lay down and silently swallowed the words in my heart, "Queen Tsundere was attacked by X's best loyal dog", and suggested with a smile: "How about, how about the little cat named Xue Tuan?"
"Call it Baixue." Xingyun Liushui's mind was full of "The Adventures of Tintin", so he blurted out naturally.
... Please Bai Xue is a dog...
"Then it's called Xuetuan." Ye Zizheng said with a smile, "This fried hair really looks like a dumpling, so what's the dog's name?"
Everyone immediately went down the slope and began to discuss actively.
Miao Miaotao scanned the circle of teammates who were smiling maliciously, and put on a serious face, but in fact, her heart was already full of laughter.She patted the table and was the first to stand up: "I think the cat is called Xuetuan, and the dog is naturally called Heitan. The dog is as its name suggests, which is very correct."
"it is good!"
"What a connotative name..."
The crowd applauded shamelessly, and everyone laughed until their stomach hurt.
Ye Zizheng hooked the corners of her lips, and stretched out her finger to poke Rumeng's spring shirt: "Student Su Nuo, please tell me, it's the so-called throwing bricks to attract jade—the time has come for everyone to express their opinions."
Chunshan Rumeng smiled slightly: "I think it should be called Wangcai."
Zishen and Sangshen have already lost Sparta at this time, and the blessings of snowballs and black charcoal are too...too serious!
"Laifusaigao!" Fuck me, get down on the ground and laugh maliciously: "Or you can be called Heizi."
"Dahei is also very good." Xiao Shoujun scratched his head honestly: "Or call Juhei too black and super black?"
"Then it's better to call it Xiaotiangou..." The flow of clouds and water is weak, and this group of people are not afraid to play off?
Kassapa and the murderer watched quietly, smiling and not saying a word.
"How can you give your dog such a vulgar name!" The little loli of the candied haws raised her arms, which comforted Sang Shen Zishen a lot-after all, she is a child, with a simple and kind heart, and loves small animal
"I think it should be called Li Goudan!" The little loli of Tanghulu clenched her fist and shot in all directions: "Even if you don't call it Li Goudan, you can call it Goudan Goudan! Isn't that right!"
The paw raised by the handsome little kitty suddenly fell weakly——Girl, how much hatred do we have?
Ye Zizheng covered her lips and smiled: "In this case, let's call it Xiaotian, what do you think?"
"can."
"No comment."
Upon hearing these words, Xiaobaimiao immediately pawed at the big black dog's head, then jumped off, and left without looking back.
——Why should labor and capital be called Xuetuan, and that fellow should be called Xiaotian with such an imposing name?
There was a misunderstanding between the two of them... He knew that his sister was a brother accuser, even if he had falsely accused Ah Zi at the beginning, he would not be willing to do anything to her again—not to mention that she had been reincarnated for hundreds of years in order to atone for her sin.
But what if he knew it was a misunderstanding?He didn't know how to restore the old relationship, nor would he humbly apologize, he... didn't know what to do.
...Although back then, he was the one who chose not to believe and left willfully.
Do you want to... do you want to go on like this?
"Speaking of which, shouldn't it be time to tie up the dog after picking the name?" Over there, Kassapa put down the teacup in his hand, and if he didn't sing, he would already be a blockbuster.
"What did you say?" Xingyun Liushui thought he was hallucinating, and turned to look at Kasyapa.
"I said it's time to tie up the dog."
Xiaobaimiao was angry and hated, how could he tie... the dignified Zishen!Thinking of this, he jumped in front of the big black dog, his eyes were fierce, and his hair was blown all over, saying nothing to let people pass by.
The big black dog was taken aback for a moment, and then howled horribly, as if it had been poisoned, very pitiful.
Xiaobaimiao felt uncomfortable hearing the cry in her heart, stretched out her paw and touched the dog's tail, the big black dog lay down with a supple face, staring at Xiaobaimiao with two moist jade-like eyes.
Xiaobaimiao silently lowered her head, staring at the tip of her own tail.
Everyone also watched with gusto, Nima is so cute, so dedicated!
"I knew it would be like this." Kassapa stood beside Xingyun Liushui and quietly held his hand.
The corner of Xingyun Liushui's mouth curled up: "Emotions, did you say that on purpose just now? Are you not afraid of being hated? He is a god."
"...I'm afraid that in the future, he won't have the time to bear grudges and take revenge," Kasyapa said flatly, "It's just one step away."
"Which step?"
Kasyapa smiled slightly, squeezed Xingyun Liushui's buttocks, looked at his flushed face and smiled, "It's just one step away."
"You mean...fighting at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed?" The flowing eyes suddenly became deeper, "I heard that going to bed after a fight between men and women is the best way to reconcile..."
"But the problem is how do you make them... Well, they are now the natural enemies of the beast duo, what should we do?" Xingyun Liushui shook his head: "It seems a bit difficult."
"My silly son, you are so simple." Ye Zizheng walked over, put his arms around him and said in a soft voice, "Wouldn't it be enough if you take the medicine?"
"...But they are gods, won't it be effective?" Duanmeng Ah Shui asked foolishly.
Ye Zizheng hates iron but not steel, can this guy fight back in this life!
"Always give it a try, what kind of wine, aphrodisiac, ecstasy incense, all three prongs, I don't believe it won't work!"
"This way... nothing will happen, right?" Xingyun Liushui was still a little worried.
"No one will die, don't worry." Miao Miaotao also came over, took out a jug of wine, lying down on the ground and shaking the powder in it.
"...Does neither dogs nor cats know how to drink bars?" He said softly.
"It's okay, let's make distiller's lees fish!" Miao Miaotao said, holding out a plate full of small dried fish, and gently poured the wine on it——
"I think there shouldn't be any problem, right?" Miao Miaotao picked up the plate of distiller's lees fish with heavy ingredients, and stuffed it into Xingyun Liushui's hands with a smile on her face: "Come, give our snowball howls and send warmth go."
"...Okay." Xingyun Liushui twitched the corner of his mouth, took the plate of heavyweight dried fish, turned around slowly, squatted down, picked up a small dried fish and shook it——
"Does Xuetuan want to eat fish? Mom made distiller's lees fish today, but unfortunately no one wants to eat it, so I'll give it to you, okay?"
Xuetuan looked up, and saw that his younger sister was looking at him earnestly——
eat!Must eat!Even if you take medicine, you have to take it!
The Sangshen brand Xiaobai Miaoxuetuan tried hard to bite the small fish, and took two mouthfuls with all its strength—eh, it tastes good?
"Come here, Xiaotian eats it too, let's share the good stuff together." Xingyun Liushui calmly picked up another fish and stuffed it into the mouth of the big black dog without any explanation.
"Come on, this one is yours, Xuetuan."
"Xiaotian, eat more."
"Is it delicious? Do you want another one?"
"Good boy, Xuetuan and Xiaotian are so good."
……
The plate was empty, Xuetuan and Xiaotian both sprawled drunk on the carpet, revealing their fluffy and soft bellies.
Ye Zizheng began to direct the scene without changing his expression——
"Meow, you go and get the aphrodisiac incense, get a bunch of it, anyway, the gods won't die."
"Get down, you can also bring the two Boshan stoves in the east wing, the total of four incense burners here should be enough."
"Su Nuo, you, throw the snow ball on the bed, let your man throw that dead dog on the bed together, remember to pat the bed soft."
"Is the incense coming? Then it's almost time, Xiao Shou, you are ready to light the incense."
Watching the smoke in the incense burner spread out one by one, Ye Zizheng waved his hand——
"withdraw!"
Immediately, people scattered like birds and birds, and the door was closed with a "bang".
"Yes, I found this cat in the temple." Xingyun Liushui continued calmly, "Mother said she still doesn't know what to name it."
Chunshan Rumeng rubbed the snow-white dumpling on her chest, um, it's so soft——
Brother Chacha's face turned dark all of a sudden.
"How about calling it Xuetuan?" Chunshan Rumeng suggested enthusiastically.
"Let's talk about this matter when my mother comes. She also brought a big black dog back, let's name it together." Xingyun Liushui looked at Brother Chacha's black face, and took the initiative to get out of Chunshan Rumeng's arms. He took the snow-white kitten and touched its ears: "It's so beautiful, how cute is the fluff."
The Sangshen kitten gave a delicate "meow", and lay comfortably in the arms of Xingyun Liushui, with a sweep of its little tail, it was very cute.
Suddenly, the kitten's ears trembled and its head stood up.
Ye Zizheng pushed the door open and entered, followed by a big black dog.
"Why are you looking at me?" Ye Zizheng laughed.
"Mother, everyone is waiting for you to name the cat and the big dog." Xingyun Liushui handed the cat in his arms to Ye Zizheng, "You can hold it."
Ye Zizheng looked at the big black dog, and without changing his face, he stuffed the kitten into his chest and squeezed it——
"It's so comfortable..."
The big black dog immediately bared its teeth and glared at Ye Zizheng.
"Ah! Big dog!" The little loli of the candied haws followed Wuwu into the house, but just as she came in, she saw a big black dog, and she rushed over and hugged the dog's head, rubbing it contentedly : "I really like it, it's so majestic!"
No one expected that the little loli of candied haws would come out like this, and everyone was stunned.
"Lou Li, this dog is..." Mantian Wuwu knew about it, she just wanted to explain it to her sister, but found that the situation couldn't keep up with the changes.
The little loli of the candied haws hugged the dog's head tightly, and looked at the flowing water with an innocent face: "Brother Ah Shui, it would be so pitiful for this dog to go to the door, why don't you give it to me, I will treat it well , feed it candied haws, and sleep with it.”
Hearing this, Xiaobai Miao couldn't bear it anymore, what do you mean sleeping with him?impossible!
Xiaobaimiao struggled a few times, and finally jumped to the ground.With small steps, he walked up to the little loli of candied haws, and after two vertical leaps, he landed on the head of the big black dog.
The little loli of candied haws was so frightened that she let go of the black dog's head and took a few steps back.
The scene of Xiaobai Miao holding his head up and pressing his paw on the forehead of the big black dog is really...too domineering, but the big black dog is still obediently cooperating, which stunned everyone present.
Ye Zizheng coughed lightly: "Why are you all in a daze, aren't we naming these two little guys?"
"That's right... pick a name." Fuck me, I lay down and silently swallowed the words in my heart, "Queen Tsundere was attacked by X's best loyal dog", and suggested with a smile: "How about, how about the little cat named Xue Tuan?"
"Call it Baixue." Xingyun Liushui's mind was full of "The Adventures of Tintin", so he blurted out naturally.
... Please Bai Xue is a dog...
"Then it's called Xuetuan." Ye Zizheng said with a smile, "This fried hair really looks like a dumpling, so what's the dog's name?"
Everyone immediately went down the slope and began to discuss actively.
Miao Miaotao scanned the circle of teammates who were smiling maliciously, and put on a serious face, but in fact, her heart was already full of laughter.She patted the table and was the first to stand up: "I think the cat is called Xuetuan, and the dog is naturally called Heitan. The dog is as its name suggests, which is very correct."
"it is good!"
"What a connotative name..."
The crowd applauded shamelessly, and everyone laughed until their stomach hurt.
Ye Zizheng hooked the corners of her lips, and stretched out her finger to poke Rumeng's spring shirt: "Student Su Nuo, please tell me, it's the so-called throwing bricks to attract jade—the time has come for everyone to express their opinions."
Chunshan Rumeng smiled slightly: "I think it should be called Wangcai."
Zishen and Sangshen have already lost Sparta at this time, and the blessings of snowballs and black charcoal are too...too serious!
"Laifusaigao!" Fuck me, get down on the ground and laugh maliciously: "Or you can be called Heizi."
"Dahei is also very good." Xiao Shoujun scratched his head honestly: "Or call Juhei too black and super black?"
"Then it's better to call it Xiaotiangou..." The flow of clouds and water is weak, and this group of people are not afraid to play off?
Kassapa and the murderer watched quietly, smiling and not saying a word.
"How can you give your dog such a vulgar name!" The little loli of the candied haws raised her arms, which comforted Sang Shen Zishen a lot-after all, she is a child, with a simple and kind heart, and loves small animal
"I think it should be called Li Goudan!" The little loli of Tanghulu clenched her fist and shot in all directions: "Even if you don't call it Li Goudan, you can call it Goudan Goudan! Isn't that right!"
The paw raised by the handsome little kitty suddenly fell weakly——Girl, how much hatred do we have?
Ye Zizheng covered her lips and smiled: "In this case, let's call it Xiaotian, what do you think?"
"can."
"No comment."
Upon hearing these words, Xiaobaimiao immediately pawed at the big black dog's head, then jumped off, and left without looking back.
——Why should labor and capital be called Xuetuan, and that fellow should be called Xiaotian with such an imposing name?
There was a misunderstanding between the two of them... He knew that his sister was a brother accuser, even if he had falsely accused Ah Zi at the beginning, he would not be willing to do anything to her again—not to mention that she had been reincarnated for hundreds of years in order to atone for her sin.
But what if he knew it was a misunderstanding?He didn't know how to restore the old relationship, nor would he humbly apologize, he... didn't know what to do.
...Although back then, he was the one who chose not to believe and left willfully.
Do you want to... do you want to go on like this?
"Speaking of which, shouldn't it be time to tie up the dog after picking the name?" Over there, Kassapa put down the teacup in his hand, and if he didn't sing, he would already be a blockbuster.
"What did you say?" Xingyun Liushui thought he was hallucinating, and turned to look at Kasyapa.
"I said it's time to tie up the dog."
Xiaobaimiao was angry and hated, how could he tie... the dignified Zishen!Thinking of this, he jumped in front of the big black dog, his eyes were fierce, and his hair was blown all over, saying nothing to let people pass by.
The big black dog was taken aback for a moment, and then howled horribly, as if it had been poisoned, very pitiful.
Xiaobaimiao felt uncomfortable hearing the cry in her heart, stretched out her paw and touched the dog's tail, the big black dog lay down with a supple face, staring at Xiaobaimiao with two moist jade-like eyes.
Xiaobaimiao silently lowered her head, staring at the tip of her own tail.
Everyone also watched with gusto, Nima is so cute, so dedicated!
"I knew it would be like this." Kassapa stood beside Xingyun Liushui and quietly held his hand.
The corner of Xingyun Liushui's mouth curled up: "Emotions, did you say that on purpose just now? Are you not afraid of being hated? He is a god."
"...I'm afraid that in the future, he won't have the time to bear grudges and take revenge," Kasyapa said flatly, "It's just one step away."
"Which step?"
Kasyapa smiled slightly, squeezed Xingyun Liushui's buttocks, looked at his flushed face and smiled, "It's just one step away."
"You mean...fighting at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed?" The flowing eyes suddenly became deeper, "I heard that going to bed after a fight between men and women is the best way to reconcile..."
"But the problem is how do you make them... Well, they are now the natural enemies of the beast duo, what should we do?" Xingyun Liushui shook his head: "It seems a bit difficult."
"My silly son, you are so simple." Ye Zizheng walked over, put his arms around him and said in a soft voice, "Wouldn't it be enough if you take the medicine?"
"...But they are gods, won't it be effective?" Duanmeng Ah Shui asked foolishly.
Ye Zizheng hates iron but not steel, can this guy fight back in this life!
"Always give it a try, what kind of wine, aphrodisiac, ecstasy incense, all three prongs, I don't believe it won't work!"
"This way... nothing will happen, right?" Xingyun Liushui was still a little worried.
"No one will die, don't worry." Miao Miaotao also came over, took out a jug of wine, lying down on the ground and shaking the powder in it.
"...Does neither dogs nor cats know how to drink bars?" He said softly.
"It's okay, let's make distiller's lees fish!" Miao Miaotao said, holding out a plate full of small dried fish, and gently poured the wine on it——
"I think there shouldn't be any problem, right?" Miao Miaotao picked up the plate of distiller's lees fish with heavy ingredients, and stuffed it into Xingyun Liushui's hands with a smile on her face: "Come, give our snowball howls and send warmth go."
"...Okay." Xingyun Liushui twitched the corner of his mouth, took the plate of heavyweight dried fish, turned around slowly, squatted down, picked up a small dried fish and shook it——
"Does Xuetuan want to eat fish? Mom made distiller's lees fish today, but unfortunately no one wants to eat it, so I'll give it to you, okay?"
Xuetuan looked up, and saw that his younger sister was looking at him earnestly——
eat!Must eat!Even if you take medicine, you have to take it!
The Sangshen brand Xiaobai Miaoxuetuan tried hard to bite the small fish, and took two mouthfuls with all its strength—eh, it tastes good?
"Come here, Xiaotian eats it too, let's share the good stuff together." Xingyun Liushui calmly picked up another fish and stuffed it into the mouth of the big black dog without any explanation.
"Come on, this one is yours, Xuetuan."
"Xiaotian, eat more."
"Is it delicious? Do you want another one?"
"Good boy, Xuetuan and Xiaotian are so good."
……
The plate was empty, Xuetuan and Xiaotian both sprawled drunk on the carpet, revealing their fluffy and soft bellies.
Ye Zizheng began to direct the scene without changing his expression——
"Meow, you go and get the aphrodisiac incense, get a bunch of it, anyway, the gods won't die."
"Get down, you can also bring the two Boshan stoves in the east wing, the total of four incense burners here should be enough."
"Su Nuo, you, throw the snow ball on the bed, let your man throw that dead dog on the bed together, remember to pat the bed soft."
"Is the incense coming? Then it's almost time, Xiao Shou, you are ready to light the incense."
Watching the smoke in the incense burner spread out one by one, Ye Zizheng waved his hand——
"withdraw!"
Immediately, people scattered like birds and birds, and the door was closed with a "bang".
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